Well, if you want.
Is this the best anime song ever?
Since no one is contesting my claim about the rowboat song being the worst, I will now conclude I am correct. Figures. I'm right about everything.
Well, let me tell you a story. During Operation Market Garden, an infamously botched battle during World War II, and also the largest airborne assault every attempted. (Think D-Day, but instead of landing by boats, they tried parachuting in). This would have ended the war many months earlier, if they had been successful in their objectives.
Now, one plane loaded full of paratroopers got shot at and the cockpit started on fire. The paratroopers obviously jumped out, but they were still under fire from the ground. Barely any made it to the ground, as they were picked off one by one.
In the end, three paratroopers landed safely, and they were working on rolling up their chutes and thinking about how to proceed, when they saw a paratrooper colleague casually stroll up to them. But his parachute wasn't deployed. They asked him how he got down without a parachute. He replied: "After you guys all jumped out, we just used a fire extinguisher and put out the fire. We landed in the next field over."
Now, the reason I tell you this story in particular is because I believe that
long rambling stories as a response to unrelated questions makes you appear intelligent.