Christmas Cakes are for...
>>147362344walking home gently
>>147362344
Irrelevance
...finally making happy after all these years.
>>147362344
Throwing in the garbage.
>>147362344
Fucking and then dumping for younger women once you start to become attached to her.
>>147363070
>>147362534
>>147363115
delete these things
>>147362344
This any good?
>>147363312
yes, 7.8/10 most definitely worth a watch
>>147362344
tender love
>>147363398
K thanks, downloading it right now.
Got any other favorites btw?
Marrying and starting a family with.
Anal.
>>147366078
>Lesbians cakes
We need an anime of this NOW
>>147366078
I want a cake to take advantage of me!
>>147362344
Breeding
>>147362344
being younger than me
>>147362344
That cake really activated my almonds
Suffering and dying alone.
>>147362344
losing the /ss/ allure for every year I grow older.
>>147366675
>>147366464
I didnt need these feels
>>147363563
You want autistic children?
>>147362344
Ignoring because their expired wombs would pump out deformed children.
>>147366867
Dat Kobayashi Yuu.
What are some other cake animes /a/ ?
>>147367235
>image literally contains her and her son
>still call her a cake
>>147367260
Pic unrelated
>>147362344
saving from expiration
>>147366867
That poor thing doesn't need to be alone. She just needs to kidnap some hapless anon and rape him to her hearts content.
>>147362344
hard sexual stimulation
>>147366920
I'm going assume that's an insult aimed at me because Reine is literally perfect.
>>147367496
Besides her bodies capacity for developing offspring.But it also works as an insult at you at the same time.
>>147366357
>Touka could have two Christmas Cakes
>Only wants shitty tsundere childhood friend
God damn it man.
>>147367598
You need to lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>147366867
Doesn't qualify. She regularly gets fucked, just not by the MC.
>>147367695
>>147367617
>>147367598
She's used goods. Don't even bother
>>147367598
Me.Please marry me.
>>147362344
Falling in love with their younger office co-workers and then proceeding to fuck like rabbits
>>147367956
A garbage show not worth anything outside of its cake scenes, and even then the worth is questionable. Kyokai no Kanata I think.
>>147368078
I was also thinking that too. It kind of does look like KyoAni.
how do i become cake?
Marrying.
love and cherishing!
>>147362344
Producing my offspring
>>147362344
>be a woman
>exclusively only useful at childbearing
>fail even at that
Public mockery. Christmas Cakes are for being publicly mocked and ridiculed for the wastes of air and space that they are, having failed to accomplish literally the only task for which their genotype exists. Even the most rancid faggot is more useful to the species than a childless woman, who can contribute nothing to society that doesn't center around their dusty, worthless uterus.
>>147368692
delet
>>147363070
I will throw your head in the toilet and flush it
>>147362344
She has such a beautiful smile.
I want to protect this cake's smiling face.
They're for letting me escape the reality where most decent looking or better women are either married or getting dicked by age 20 at best, and the only ones who get to 25 and over are either ugly or horrible people.
>>147368279
Mix yourself with flour, eggs, sugar, baking soda etc
>>147367820
>Play Majikoi
>Get to Umeko Sex Scene
Fuck my dick was diamonds
...on discount after Christmas.
We need to cut the loses here.
Do you think any cakes browse /a/.
>>147369558
maybe
>>147370078
Did the cake go stale??????
>>147370904
To tell the truth it is just a misunderstanding.
>>147370078
Gonna need the sauce on this. Is it any good?
>>147371282
I forgot to post the full image.
>>147371424
T-there's nothing on google or IQDB. Could you at least tell me the name?
>>147372293
Angel Heart
just googled the filename, bub
>>147362344
>Christmas Cakes are for...
>marrying, so you can hide that you're really ephebophilic
>>147362344
memes
>>147374153
Don't meme on keikes. Be sincere.
>>147374559
you cannot be serious
>>147363115
Häagen-Dazs makes lonely office ladies happy!
>>147376503
Pigging out and getting fat yet again.
Maybe that's why she can't find a man.
>>147376692
Rude!
>>147363554
Steamboy, JinRoh, Perfect Blue
They're nothing alike btw but they're great.
>>147376692
She's Japanese, not American. Her diet probably looks something like this:
>Breakfast: Just a banana and a glass of milk, can't be late for work
>Lunch: Bento from the konbini: rice, fish and vegetables
>Coffee break: coffee and a ham sandwich
>Dinner: Microwave pasta
>Dessert/Snack: One small tub of Häagen-Dazs
One of those every day can't hurt if the rest of your diet is relatively healthy, and that's even assuming she eats one a day. It's not idea, but she doesn't look like she needs to lose weight. She can take it in moderation.
>>147376831
Don't be so tsundere euro-kun
>>147362344
Cuddling together next to a roaring fireplace as you are both absorbed in a really good book while drinking some really high grade coffee.Then princess carrying to bed once they've fallen asleep and kissing tenderly on the nose as you tuck them in before getting in the bed with them.
>>147362344
tossing out after the 25th
>>147376968
>January 3rd
That's my birthday. I don't know how to feel about this.
>>147377014
are you American? Midwestern? have you every received a fruitcake/Christmas cake? Giving and receiving them is a horrible obligation, tossing them away is liberation.
>>147362344
Hugging, kissing, handholding, future planning, and butt stuff.
Keeping well chilled when not in use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hupvskAlmEE
>>147362344
Why the FUCK didn't she fuck the student.
Fucking Shinkai, I swear to god.
>>147377250
Isnt it implied they at least get back together at the end of the manga?
ss
>>147377282
Where can I read it? My legitimate online manga sites don't have it.
>>147377360
I was interested in reading this but was waiting for more chapters to come out or for Vertical to license it, do they do any lewd things together?
>>147377456
I wouldn't know, sorry. I'm just going by what I've heard others who have read it say.
I want a cakei.
>>147378036
is this /ss/?
>>147380055
Nope that's index.
>>147380055
The loli teacher is actually the older of the two
Is Shinmai Maou Testament the only thing recently where a student actually managed to give his cake teacher the dick?
>>147372606
Wait isnt that spin off of city hunter?
This is a nice thread.
I want to befriend a lonely OL.
>>147362344
...read every page of this book.
>>147382461
is it a gallery of cakes?
>mfw I will be Christmas Cake in less than a fortnight.
>>147377470
No it's actually kind of boring.
>>147384541
Are you cute?
>>147384541london
What are some good VNs where I can save a Christmas Cake from expiration?
>>147384541
Damn oneesan, you're two years ahead of me.
>>147362344
Falling in love with my student self-insert who is half her age.
>>147384541
>>147384905
>>147385020
>>147385090
>>147385507
>w-why would you be intersted in an old lady like me?
>>147385759
Because I hate my mother, am currently single and I want to fuck a sexy mature woman.
>>147385849
>Because I hate my mother
Move out. This isn't a "get out of your mother's basement" remark, I'm being honest. I moved out about a year and a half ago and my relationship with my parents improved significantly. I just need a lot of me-time and now I'm getting it.
>>147385088
I, too, am interested in the answer to this question.
>>147386323
Searched on vndb. Nothing that fits the criteria found.
Please tell me I'm just inept at using the site.
>>147386323
This webm always hits me right in the feels.
>Tfw I want a kitten but my landlord won't let anyone in the building have pets
>>147377014
It means you're a fruitcake and you belong in the trash