How does this fat fuck have a top tier wife?
NTR
Being a physician helps a lot.
Japanese women like big men.
>>147321645
How does Homer have Marge?
How does Peter have Lois?
he was probably a stud back in his prime.
Just got fat as fuck because of commitment and bills.
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>>147321645
After marriage and having kids, men tends to fatten up to hide their pain and depression away.
>>147321645
>He has huge fat folds.
>That means he must have a fat _____!
You can't beat the _____!
>>147321758
>How does Homer have Marge?
I've been rewatching the simps lately and jesus christ they go over this over and over.
>>147321962
Back-hand
>>147321962
All it would mean is that most of it is hidden under the fat rolls.
Because she's a fictional character and not a real woman with real women thoughts.
>>147321645
He's alpha as fuck. Women aren't as conscious of a man's actual appearance as many are led to believe.
>>147322195
Yeah totally
>>147321645
I think he probably knocked her up while she was out of her face on something, and she thought it'd be better to marry him than try and raise a kid herself.
Mako being a crack baby would go some way towards explaining why she's so messed up.
>>147321645
>top tier wife
But that's not Ragyo
>>147321645
For one thing, he has a job and not a faggot who watches anime and whines on imageboards all fucking day.
>>147321645
>>147321742
This. Nothing arouses women faster than a filled wallet.
>>147322562
>Want a wife that will rape your daughter
>>147322195
Yeah, a woman will marry a man with a face that looks like a bulldog - the ass end of it.
>>147321645
Because he's a cool guy, unlike you.
>>147322719
But weren't they poor?
>>147321645
You know what they say about big fat old men.
>>147323582
They stink?
>>147321645
>How does this fat fuck have a top tier wife?
The same way a lot of fat fucks get top tier wives, through a combination of: charisma, sense of humor, little bit of humility, "decent" paying job or skill set, and the fact that some are just really into Fat Fucks.
Seriously, some Women just find Fat Fucks attractive- it's the same as how lots of guys want to fuck Milfs or Maternally built women.
>>147321645
Maybe Kill la Kill is set a hentai universe
>>147321645
I'm a complete idiot.
I just now realized there was an entire planet of dog men that looked like their dog.
>>147323626
>>147323689
>Maybe Kill la Kill is set a hentai universe
Except he's not faceless and bald?
>>147321746
Is this actually true?
>>147325162
Rejoice, you have a place in the world.
>>147323582
They don't have faces?
>>147321645
Women don't hate fat guys, they hate boring ones.
>>147325162
no
fat people are looked down upon so much even the teachers bully them
>>147321746
>>147325162
Isn't it more that they care about a fat wallet? I know they were poor but he's a doctor so probably was doing quite well compared to the rest of the slum.
Basically they'll dump you the second they think you have "no future." There's some good stories on it.
>>147321645
What the fuck are you talking about?
He is a handsome motherfucker
>>147321758
>How does Peter have Lois?
His ass is out of this world.
>>147321645
Are you implying the kids are his?
>>147323582
Which is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbwx9mv9q34
>>147321645
women have poor tastes, kiddo, more news at 11
>>147328538
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>>147321645
There are more than enough doujins to explain you that.
>>147328538
Talking about fever dream
>>147321645
He seems to be a nice person, maybe he just won her over.
Alternatively, the wife is a mega cock slut considering how she was peeking at Sensei's goods. Daddy must be packing.
>>147322719
it's also common knowledge that women are stupid.
They could marry a poor doctor but they won't marry a rich plumber.
Mostly because status and shit like that. It's better to say they have sex and kids from a doctor (even if he doesn't have money and it's drown in debt) than saying the same about a plumber that is swimming in dosh.
>>147332525
You sound pretty salty, plumber.
>>147332750
I would like to be a plumber, they are rich, man.
>>147332525
>not being both a plumber and a doctor
>>147325162
Only if you have attitude as big as your body though.
>>147332525
A rich plumber will probably find A woman to marry too.
He isn't swimming in pussy but that won't do any good as soon as you're in a relationship.