Betelgeuse cured my depression.

Depression isn't real.

>>147253531
Actually ADD/ADHD is. It's all voluntary and just require strict discipline to keep control.

A kick in the ass.

>>147253476
Why do people like this guy. He's not even funny

>>147253476
Well he is pretty good at dealing with mentally ill

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>>147253531
So then what do you call feeling like shit all day every day and thinking about suicide just as often?

That is,until Betelgeuse-sama made me feel better

>>147253476
You beat the sloth anon, noice.

>>147253670
That's called being a whiny bitch.

>>147253670
It's called being a pussy. Also known as being weak or being a faggot. In most cases it's known as being an attention whore

>>147253476
Nice blog.

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>>147254116
>>147254241

>you have feelings
>only whiny bitches have feelings
>implying you never once in your life felt like shit

Anons pls. We are all bitches from time to time. It's called being human.
Embrace it.
Repay the goodwill shown to you.

Why have all the memers attached themselves to this character?

>>147253476
>>147253670
Why am I not watching this

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>>147254388
Because you are truly slothful

>>147254440
What does this Nigger even do.

>>147254337
I've felt like shit before in my life but you know what I did. I got over it, by solving my problems and putting effort into the things I needed to do. Not let it conquer me like these "depressed" queers let it do.

Are you depressed?
Do you work out?
Do you go out the house with friends?
Do you have a hobby?
Do you have goals?

If you claim to have depression but you don't do everything on that list you are just being a whiny bitch. Plain and simple

>>147254388
>>147254529
This guy doesn't even have much screentime and he always does the same act.

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>>147254554
is belteguese a whiny bitch then?

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>>147254554
Yes I know exactly what you mean anon.
Except like I said, I got over it thanks to Betelgeuse-sama.

>>147254578
What's the show even about?

>>147254731
At this point, who the fuck knows. It turned shit after episode 15

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>>147254731
Stop asking questions and just watch the fucking show you slothful bastard

>>147253476
>>147253670
>shitty tumblr gifs
>blog thread
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

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>>147254794
Even the witch can't cure this kind of slothful shit taste,anon.

>>147254731

Typical fantasy harem shit

>>147254794
The White Whale was fun, probably because it disconnected from the melodrama and Subaru isn't acting like a faggot for once.

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>>147254833
Huh? What's that?
Speak up anon, I don't understand retard language very well.

>>147254986
>>147254850
>>147254721
>>147254667
>>147253670
>>147253476
>tumblr gifs
>avatarfagging
kill yourself

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>>147255064
EH?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!

Perhaps you should stop being slothful and learn a different language.

Not everyone speaks retard you know.

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>>147255064
it seems someone here doesn't have a copy of the gospel?

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>>147255214
How very true,anon.

All he needs to do is embrace the witch's love.

>>147253476
>pay the gazes of others no heed
>attention whores on an anonymous shithole

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>>147255347
Ah, you must have misunderstood, anon.
My duty is to spread the witch's love wherever I go.
Even this shithole needs to realize that it is truly loved by someone.

No matter how cancerous this website and everyone in it is.

Guys, what do you think of a slice of my fem-Betel fanfic?

>I felt the weight of his eyelids, the last thing I remembered was being surrounded by cultists, not even resisting when they knocked me out
>Not that it mattered anyway, everything I tried to do led to death, whether it was me or my friends it would keep happening
>My eyes cracked open to see two pinprick black pupils ones staring directly at me, shadows covering its face
>"Ugh!"
>I flinched and sat frozen, feeling the cold chains upon my wrists
>The figure spoke, it's words soft yet menacing at the same time
>"Oh my~ This is certainly interesting"
>Dispite the shadows it sounded like it was a woman's voice.... human I could not tell as it stared at me unblinkingly, and I just stared back silent as she continued
>"You wouldn't happen to be Pride, would you?"
>She cooed out her question as soft cold hands grasped at one of mine, bringing my unmoving digits close to its face
>I could here frustrated moans as it was.... licking and suckling at my finger tip
>Its mouth was warm yet those lips, plump yet firm, felt cold like its hands as it continued to do this
>It was strange enough for me to look a bit perturbed, but my mouth was closed as if it were impossible to answer the question
>Even those eyes were covered by a needy expression, staring down half-lidded at the hand that was being handled in its mouth
>Eventually it let out an almost girlish-like groan as she let go of the digit with a *pop*, letting my chained hand fall right to the side
>"Hmmf I guess your not going to answer me!"
>Those beady eyes still staring at me for a few seconds, before they dilated in an instant as the figure stood up from its awkward position
>The vague amount of light was at least bright enough to reveal that yes, it was, in fact, a woman.... at least it seemed to be, the chalk-white face, the exaggerated eyes, and that huge smile on the overwise womanly face begged to differ

>>147255937

>"Ah-hah-a!~"
>She fully stood up, hands at her robe covered hips, face brightened up, smiled widened even further as I watched with the same blank expression as ever, hiding my true fear and confusion
>Said robes clung to her figure, from those thick thighs, to the wide hips, and to those painfully looking braced breasts, like it was on purpose they were pressed against them so tight despite their size
>"Right right~ I haven't introduced myself yet!~"
> She turned around swiftly swaying slowly as she walks forward, now giving me a good view that even her backside was pressing even through that ro- my blank expression contrasted with a now obvious blush as I realized how much I was paying attention to her figure
>It seemed she did not notice my staring, as she turned around, a group of robed cultists in the back bowing with robotic-like grace, taking a sudden bow
>"In the Witch's Cult, I am a Sin Archbishop.... representing sloth darling: Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti...."
>She looked up slowly revealing a mad expression, her smile wider than ever, with soul-piercing bloodshot eyes, not to mention the fact those tightly-constricted breasts were hanging down despite their confines, staring at both of them with a bizarre feeling of arousal and fear
>"DESU!~"