Why this fatfuck got such a fine lady? I don't understand

>>147159415
he is the author's avatar

Why does he have furry ears?

Because its just a friggin japanimation.

None of those people exist. They are just drawings.

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>>147159415
Because Yuki likes big guys

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>>147159415
Because it was his destiny to conceive best girl

Because FAT > Skinny shit

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>He doesnt know about the STEM meme

Because if it wasn't totally inconceivable it wouldn't have made a good twist.

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>>147159415

Bear type.

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He's one of the smartest people in human history.

Not only did he manage to hack into CERN, but he also built a fucking time machine.

Either that or he just has a massive schlong.

Fat guys produced tens of liters of semen per orgasm and can have serveral orgasms in one run. They are sex machines.
According to doujins. Maybe she read some doujins and was fascinated by fat guys,

He is just jacked, bad art makes him look fat.

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>>147169127
These are the true reasons. Dude is fat, smart, doesn't give a shit, is confident, and is a true lover unlike you jaded autists.

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>>147167778
I think you mean SERN

>>147170666
why is he so sad?

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>>147171777

Steins;Gate 0.

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>>147167778

Nigga got jacked as fuck in the future.

He might do some serious lifting after meeting his wifu.

Okabe got a harem by being autistic. Before all the time travel and tragic shit that made him man the fuck up.

Science gets bitches.

>>147173964
>harem
>before time travel

Kurisu only knew him because of said time travel shit.
Mayuri is autistic and probably permanant friendzone.
Suzuha was never more than an acquaintance, plus she doesn't exist anymore.
Faris is too good for him, god knows how he ever caught her interest. She's easily best girl if you read the side material.
Luka is a guy. Except when he was a girl in that one worldline, but again, time travel.
Moeka a shit.

>>147175992
Pls no sexualizing the Daru

>>147175992
tutturu, shield your eyes!

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but he dosnt, the other him dose . there are 2 lines your crossing here and that one never becomes real. his real sadness is he will never fuck her.

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>>147160892
Well said anon

>>147172158
This implies that /a/ is full of geniuses.

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>>147160601
That affection come of as quite random to me though.
Can't wait to see everyone's reaction to that twist.

>>147172158
Are you saying that /a/ isn't filled to the brim with humanity's best and brightest? Scandalous!

>>147180213
/a/ is anon
it used to be anyway

>>147159415
Never underestimate a super haker.

>>147174482
>plus she doesn't exist anymore.
Yet.

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What do girls see in this guy

>>147159415
>why did a genius who helped invent motherfucking time travel get a hot girlfriend
Gee, I wonder why. Even Stephen Hawking has stalkers.

>>147180611
Health is better than skinny nip shit.

Also brown hair girl in the background was childhood friend if I remember correctly, so there is that.

>>147159415
Because he is a nice guy and be himself.

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>>147180843
Was getting a gf part of his plan?

>>147180793
childhood friend was a shit

>>147181015
OF COURSHE

>>147159501
my wife aoba exists

>>147160892
All of her good genes come from her mother. Her children will likely be fat fucks like her father though.

>>147180611
Is she walking her otouto home?

>>147174482
>Faris is too good for him, god knows how he ever caught her interest. She's easily best girl if you read the side material.
Faris is also the only one he actually ends up fucking in the VN

>>147175992
DELET THIS

>>147175992
He's a big guy

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>>147184747
4u

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>>147175992
tfw seeing disgusting porn of your waifu
so this is what it feels like to get NTRed

>>147159415
Pandering.
>>147161069
Kek, keep deluding yourself.

>>147185257
>Pandering.
He's literally a super genius and just a cool guy all around
you are a moron if you think it's pandering

>>147171777
Maybe his butt hurts

Future Daru is bearmode right?. I wouldbt be surprised if the thing with Yuki was one sided. At first, and Daru got off his ass and started getting /fit/, in addition to being a literal genius and a pretty charming and funny guy.

>>147180325
Is this from 0 or some other spinoffes?

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>>147187222
From 0.
Though Yuki also appears in other spinoff.

>>147187269
Cool, never bothered with VN and non-manga spinoffes.

Guess with SG being pretty popular, it's inevitable that 0 and other spinoff will get an English release.

Chubby chasers.

Japan got tons of them apparently (judging from all the fat old man porn).

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>>147187411
It's time to google anon.

>>147187636
Why doesn't anyone chase skinny manlets?

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>>147159415
because he is sexy as fuck!

>>147187657
On Steam I mean.

>>147159415
You jealous?

>>147179908
>Faris is the only one he fucks
You forgot Lukka

>>147188943
Seeing how MAGES handled the original I would be cautious.

>>147159415
>fatfuck
He's cool as fuck.
Most of the fat people I know can't compare.

>>147159415
he may be a fat fuck, but he is an alpha fat fuck.

>>147159415
Don't watch Paprika, then.

>>147180611
They see Eric Cartman

>>147159415
He's funny and fatfucks have this dirty sexual appeal to them. Women don't hate fat guys, they hate boring guys.

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>gets kidnapped during her wedding day
Take a proper care of your wife Daru.

>>147182791
she's walking her portable dick

>>147187809
Who the fuck wants a skinny manlet's dick? Is that some kind of humiliation play?

itt butthurt skeletons

>>147180611

i bet he has a monster cock

like he sees what he likes and suddenly his rustler keeps him two feet off the ground

one time he tried using it as a pogo stick, schwing! schwing! it went as he merrily masturpogo'd his way to school

near the end of the trip the whole of the blue planet we live on, orgasming from the affair produced and earthquake, thus he never did that again

>>147194861
he went knock knock knock with his cock cock cock and it caused the world some shock shock shock

>>147193263
Wait what is this

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>>147194861
>>147194937

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>>147194955
A scene from the new episode

>>147195069
That's from the pachinko machine right? Any word on if those are going to be subbed?

>>147196921
>pachinko machine
what the fuck? why?

>>147197982
Because pachinko is like hard drugs for Japanese.

>>147198709
>he wasn't aware that franchises die in pachinko

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>>147196921
Steiner's planning on doing it, though apparently he's "busy".

>>147197982
Haven't you heard anon? Pachinko is the future of Anime.

Maybe I have a fat fetish or something but I think he's pretty cute. Looks cuddly and the type of guy you could sit around watching movies with.

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>>147205297
I've seen this picture posted alot. What's it about? why was it posted? which anime is it from?

>>147203359
the kind of guy you'd friendzone amiright?

>>147182555
That's why she inherited his brain genes, an the rest is the mother.
In other words she was destined to become best girl.

>>147205698
First episode of Steins;gate.

>>147206386
I watched the first episode and I didn't see it

>>147206453
I'm fairly sure its the first episode but it might be a later one. It's only onscreen for a few seconds at most and the line is only translated that way in the Whynot subs.

>>147187411

Well you should at least read the original VN. Its much better than the anime, which I never understood how it blew up so hard.

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>>147206870
I think that one is from the OVA or movie. The joke is that they're multiplying.

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>>147189158
Male or Female?

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>>147159415
Same way a chuuni idiot ends up with a 10/10 qt who is also one of the most brilliant minds to have ever been born.

I've been thinking about the ending. Okabe changed from Alpha world line to Beta world line by deleting a record from SERN's database, as opposed to time traveling or D-mail. How could the past change (hence changing world lines) by an actiom taken in the present?

Also can't believe this thread is still up.

>>147209785
Deleting the email changed the worldline because it affected the future creation of the time machine, which indirectly caused a change to the past.

>>147209785
Presumably SERN goes weeks or more before bothering to check their email to see whatever time travel anomalies ECHELON has picked up. It's not like there is any sort of urgent need for them to immediately check it. They'll have all the time in the world to deal with it once they build their time machine.

>>147209458

だが男だ。

>>147209659
A chuuni idiot who's also tall, handsome, weirdly charismatic, and has the voice of mamoru miyano.

>>147209659
>wearing pantyhose in summer

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>>147210477
I have know idea what that says other than something about Ruka/Luka

>>147210266
That was the most likely explanation I came up with too, but the "indirect" relationship is really flaky. Anything can "indirectly" affect the creation of time machines or, if time machines alredy exist, the event of someone using a time machine. If so then world lines could be changing all the time.

>>147211506
Ruka is cute. CUTE !

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>>147211840
The Cutest of all

>>147159415
When you stop being 15 you'll realize appearance, while important, isn't 100% of what shape a relationship.

>>147211831
And further, how does deleting that record IN THE PRESENT cancel the effects of Okabe sending Daru the D-mail about Kurisu getting stabbed, causing Kurisu to actually get stabbed in the past and sending them back to the Beta line?
I was lead to believe that deleting that record to cancel Okabe's D-mail is equivalent to sending a D-mail to cancel a D-mail for example when Okabe tells himself not to stop Suzuha, but they're completely different actions in terms of direct effect on the past.

>>147211349
And spent a year of relative time with her trying to save Mayuri, then spent another 30+ years in various now entirely erased timelines trying to save her.
Okabe is a high tier husbando in terms of resolve, commitment and dedication.