>With the bottom of the hotel’s one-size-fits-all bathrobe dragging behind her, Mariydi walked around the room and drank some cooled carbonated water from the refrigerator. Once her mind cleared a bit, she headed into the bathroom. She took a lukewarm shower and lightly washed her entire body with menthol body soap to fully wake herself up. But she regretted it immediately afterwards. As she started to shiver at the strange chill she felt on her skin, she started her battle with the dryer while nude.
>“Hot!? Dammit. How do you change the temperature…?”
>She fiddled with the dryer, but could not find a switch that did what she wanted. She eventually gave up on the dryer and settled on lightly wiping down her hair with the bath towel. She then put on her usual yellow and black flight jacket and removed the chair and magazine rack blocking the door.
>Mariydi opened the door and her bodyguard spoke to her with an expression that made it look like he could barely stand it.
>“How could you do that?”
>“If you want to enter my field of vision in the morning, start by shaving that half-assed beard.” Mariydi yawned while scratching at her half-dried hair. “So what are we having for breakfast?”
Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?
Like holy shit, this volume is so much better than anything with the idiot duo.
She gets a part in volume 8 and appears to have a big role in the latest onealong with a spinoff that has yet to be released.The main duo isn't boring though, especially past volume 5.
>>147117373
Mate, they're one of the four things carrying the series and the other two are Fro's boobs.
>>147117817
Nothing is carrying the series looking at the sales.
>>147118206
You know what he means, asswipe. Never doubt the power of platonic brolove.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hjdC8-jbw
>>147118297
It's selling like shit and the main reason why is because most people don't care about bromance crap.
If that Mariydi spin-off really happens it's certain to sell much better.
So I just checked and vol.5 was the best selling HO volume to date with around 40k sales. Other volumes pull 20-30k.
Why is Azureyfear such an insane killer bitch?
>>147117373
>Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?
>
>Like holy shit, this volume is so much better than anything with the idiot duo.
Abysmal taste.
>>147119539
It's HO. Everybody is crazy.
>>147117636
Why is Ice Loli so amazing?
>>147119735
Haven't read volume 11 yet but is she actually his blood-related sister or did she just take the name like the maid? It's hard to believe that Heivia complains about not getting girls all the time when he has this hidden away.
>>147119860
>succession ranking No.05
>daughter of blue blood
>>147119945
fug I didn't make it that far.
>>147119119
Well that sounds to me like an issue with the readers rather than the novel, I could be wrong but I assumed that first dude was referring to the story. And really to be honest I just wanted an excuse to post the guy love song.
>>147117636
Translations when?
>>147119735
She needs a dicking so badly. I wish I could bone this nutty imouto.
>>147118206
It sells fine, what are you talking about?
>>147120962
The sales guy from the past couple of threads hasn't gotten his fill of memeing yet.
>>147119860
He has more little sisters than he can count, according to himself.
It just starts becoming a problem when they want to murder your girlfriend.
>>147117373
The best reminder.
>>147117373
You start reading volume 6 and realize how much it blows the others out of the water.
Season 2 when?
>>147121475
Why are the Information Alliance and Capitalist Corporations so much better than the other powers?
>>147119735
I won't forgive her for killing hot intellectual glasses wearing huge tits woman who was only doing her job.
Cute blonde lolis showdown.
>>147121797
Are you sure?
>>147121908
I'm all for the legitimate kingdom but whenever Mariydi shows up I have to root for her.
>>147121494
Still my favorite volume.
>All those Heivia "Radar Analyst" action movie hero moments
>Unicorn
>Getting involved in a royal duel just because the russian princess is cute
>Sexual innuendo jokes non-stop over said princess
>Gen 3 Object
S2 Never.
>>147121797
Because they're based on the US of A.
>>147121982
Was this the one where he was killing everyone with just a throwing knife? I can't keep track of his super soldier shit.
Volume 5 was complete garbage.
>>147122052
Yeah, he went around killing a bunch of soldiers with pinpoint accuracy knife throwing. Also crashed a tiltrotor gunship with a smoke grenade.
Can you handle the smug?
>>147122341
Ohoho bullying gives me the hardest boners
>>147122052
It wasn't a throwing knife. It was just a huge ass knife that he threw. Throwing knifes are too pansy for Heivia, he needs a man's knife that can go straight through battle armor.
>>147121982
>transferred to island in the middle of nowhere specifically designed to have nothing to blow up
>find things to blow up
>transferred to a secret unit sent on a mission meant to kill them all
>survive and get their commanders killed instead
>realize the guys they've been fighting the whole time are actually on their side and more heroic than they'll ever be
>steal the credit for their 3 years of work on a whim because fuck those guys
>kick them in the balls for good measure
The best volume.
>>147120962
It sells about 30k. Which is okay but not good. And anime sold horribly.
>>147122603
>Which is okay but not good
It's definitely good, your standards are fucked up.
>>147121979
It's a shame she works for money freaks really.
But I guess it's going to work well when she gets her own series. Just doing jobs for the $.
>>147122517
You really undersold that last part. They didn't just kick their leader in the balls, they corrupted their cute little princess to do it for them.
>>147122662
Average shitty LN series like Overlord or Re Zero sell much better after anime advert.
>>147122781
Overlord and ReZero sell much more than pretty much every other LN, what the fuck are you on about?
You can get on top 20 monthly sales for Light Novels by selling like 15k total, the 20-30k HO gets is great.
>>147122696
>her own series
I admit I've been out of the loop for a while. That's the first time I hear about that.
>>147122662
Last volume sold 20k. Fucking Hidan no Aria sells 50k.
>>147122929
Hidan no Aria always sold a lot, though
>>147122902
https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1509660
Plenty of series sell much better. HO just had anime too. And it's actually doing worse now.
>salesfags have no idea about perspective and see the world in black and white
Dear lord, why can't your cancer stay contained in salesthreads, goddamn. What the flying fuck do sales have to do with anything, Kamachi is a fucking machine that writes something 24/7 and the series sells enough to not get cancelled, nothing else fucking matters.
Is it just me or Ice Girl has a similar personality to Accelerator?
Let's disregard EA and discuss imoutos
>>147123190
And it's common knowledge Accel is best girl, so
>>147123143
Well, to me it matters because the setting, world building and side characters are great.
But series fails to reach it's full potential and popularity because of main leads being boring crap for most people.
We'll likely never see more anime thanks to that.
>>147123017
Two can play this game.
https://myanimelist.net/news/46495090
20th best selling series on that same month sold under 20k
>>147121908
>loli in wet bikini vs loli in wet sundress
>>147117636
More Burning Alpha when?
>>147123417
Most of those series don't have anime adaptations. HO had a two cour advert airing just recently.
>>147123282
Nice opinion. Kill yourself.
>>147117636
Who forced Mariydi to wear something like that?
>>147123516
Bullshit. Only Goblin Slayer, Fate/sF and the two Nisio series didn't have an anime or movie. Fate/anything is going to outsell most on name alone and one of the two Nisio series was a Zaregoto spinoff, that was already really popular.
>>147123612
It was probably recommended by the commando siscon bodyguard.
>>147123565
Not an opinion. Technopics volume sold twice as good as the rest.
>>147123282
Sounds like we have a dirty commie here. You're more than welcome to leave info can't handle the freedom.
But on a more serious note, HO provides to a niche since it's incredibly rare for a LN to have two male main characters that start and remain on equal ground. A spinoff volume or two us fine, but don't be fucking with our bros.
>She would save those she could save, but she would kill those she had to kill.
Touma should take lessons from this girl.
>>147124010
But there's no one Touma has to kill. He saves those he can save, and he believes he can save everyone.
>>147123907
This. Just find another series if cute girls in the lead and more sales is all you want. Don't know why people are so obsessed with sales to the point that it affects their enjoyment of the actual content.
>>147123907
Spin-off series is coming. Kamachi already said he has volumes ready.
It would be better if it was a manga like Railgun though.
>>147124010
>Not saving everybody, both friend and foe
Look at this slacker.
>>147123907
>start and remain on equal ground
And yet that bastard Quenser still ends up with a new harem member after every mission while the smart, beautiful, talented, and rich noble Heivia gets nothing.
>>147124482
It's not all that bad. Quenser accumulates them over their campaign while Heivia gets them all at once at the end.
>>147124482
>Endless imouto harem back home
>Dares complain
Fuck you, Heivia
>>147124535
Also a top tier waifu who's totally fine with lovers.
>>147124518
His Kakine adventures in the crossover earned him an Uiharu in canon too.
>>147124616
Seriously though, was this intentional on Kamachi's part?
>>147124535
>back home
But they're not back home, are they? They're on the front lines. How is having to drive through the desert at night while your partner gropes the cute girl sitting in his lap fair? How is running around at night stopping a terrorist attack with an old man while your partner gets molested by a drunken officer's massive tits fair? How is being threatened by an object's main cannon because of your partner's two timing fair?
Fuck you, Quenser. This is why commoners shouldn't have harems.
>>147124812
Shut up Heivia, you got to show off to your fiancé with an Object-powered dropkick and a noble duel.
>>147124728
>Crossover and volume 12 out at the same time
Definitely. Kamachi is a genius.
>Heivia explains all the crimes Azureyfear did
>I DON'T CARE SHE'S SEXY
>jumps to an Object moving at 400kph with a parachute
Quenser's condition keeps getting worse. I love it.
>>147124812
At least he's already engaged. Hime is going to shoot Quenser on sight if he dares grope someone again.
>In the camera frame at least, I’m being idolized as a well-liked mascot that is worth more than just jacking off to. I guess I should at least live up to that.
Whoa, this coming from a 12y old?
Hime didn't even know what masturbation was.
>>147125181
You're now imagining Hime googling up masturbation
>>147125181
They always know more than they should in kamachiland. At least they have good excuses like experimentation or being used as child soldiers/agents.
>>147125866
Or falling in love with a mature older gentleman, or destroying ethics. Really though, these are all just excuses when the real reason is Kamachi's love of little buttts.
>>147125965
I hope he keeps doing it. I'm all in for butts.
>>147126165
I am too as long as he doesn't forget the delicious thighs.
>>147126165
Forgot my pic.
>>147125863
And then discovering porn sites.
How is that not a doujin?
Anyone ever tried to analyze the places Hime visited in ED?
>>147126721
Because Heavy Object doujins never, I'll add that to the list. We'll never get:
> Hime and Quenser vanilla
> Heivia and his wife vanilla
> Heivia and Quenser double teaming Froleytia while bantering
> Ohoho lolidom
> Maryidi bullying
> Headpats for Russian Hime
> NTR girl
> Back-alley with Putana
> Group date with Heivia's battlemaids
> Blackmail sex with Vol 11 black uniform qt
> Sexually bullying Mikfa
> Froleytia femdom
> Deflowering Myonri
> Services from Wydines maid squad
> Tender loving vanilla with Charlotte
> Brainwashed Hime raping Quenser
> punishment time with Heivia's sister
> Drunken threesome with Froleytia and Lendy
> Harem hijinks with the Vol 11 Martini sisters
> Curious Hime discovers porn
> Hime and Ohoho double team Quenser
Or anything else I may have missed.
>>147127498
And this is why we need Ice loli spin-off to make HO popular.
>>147127742
Didn't work for Index since all doujins are Kamikoto shit
>>147127827
Except there is a ton of Kuroko and Misaki porn.
>>147127742
What would her spinoff even be called? Heavy Ice?
>>147127875
Pretty much the same thing, there's still none of vastly superior girls except for one by based Mahaya.
>>147117373
>Okay, how do I continue reading Heavy Object knowing it's back to the boring duo after this volume?
Well, here's what's coming up:
Quenser visits an Object Designer
Quenser and Heivia on a suicide mission
Quenser vs. the Space Laser Object
Quenser and Heivia in "Hostage Crisis"
Quenser beating an Object by throwing sand at it.
Quenser vs. the Invincible Object
Quenser vs. the Submarine Object (volume 8 is really bad, I suggest you skip it)
Quenser and Heivia visit the city where literally EVERYONE is a spy
Grand Theft Object
I'm not gonna say anything about The Outer Gods, because it's by far the best HO so far and it's insane even by Kamachi's standards.
>>147127956
They need to appear in anime to get porn.
And even Kongou got some nice dicking. There is nothing to complain about Railgun doujins.
>>147127971
>Volume 8 is bad
It's not as crazy as the other ones in the second half, but it's still good because of the 3rd chapter. Plus, Hime actually sank Objects on her own and we got Ice Girl getting bullied.
I was seriously blown away by how good she was.
Even if Q and H are okay leads she was just better.
>>147128151
I want Ice Girl to bully Burning Alpha. Preferably in lewd ways.
>>147128151
NTR girl really drags it down.
>>147127971
>Telling him to skip the return of based Burning Alpha with his sick burns on the Ice Girl
>>147128281
It's just not that good.
Also I'm still upset we couldn't get Quensette when Kamachi put Quenser onto a ship where the only clothes were maid uniforms while had nothing to wear.
>>147128189
Volume 5 is honestly the one I like the least. Ice Girl is okay, but she had nobody to banter with, sort of similar to why the Mai chapters in ZW always ended up being the least interesting ones except for when Illness Magic User was involved.
>>147128419
>she had nobody to banter with
She had Bodyguard-kun.
And banter is overrated anyways.
>>147128250
He really should've been in this volume so we could force Mariydi into the imouto-type character too.
>“What? Are you leaving in the middle of our date? Well, maybe you need to grow up a bit before you can handle anything more. Go on. Get home before it gets dark. Don’t get lost.”
>“Come visit the Northern Restricted Zone. I’ll kill you in an instant!! And don’t act so tough when your left wingtip is spewing smoke! You have your hand on the eject lever, don’t you!?”
>“You say that, but you had one of your men cut in and take one of my AAM locks for you. I will praise you for using smoke to escape my visual identification afterwards, though. Without that, you’d be swimming in the middle of enemy territory right now. Were you too scared to go on a date without your big brother to protect that cute little ass of yours?”
>“I-I’ll kill you!! I’ll kill you right now!!”
>>147128478
Banter is half the appeal of the series.
>“This iceberg is practically an ice shelf. It’s like a continent.”
>“Quenser, I know your eyes only know how to stare at girl’s asses, so quit pretending to appreciate the scenery and help me with this work.”
>>147128486
>force Mariydi into the imouto-type character
She already is though, unless my memory is failing me. The bodyguard guy was into that.
>>147128478
>Read a series primarily about bros and banter
>Complain about the bros and banter
I really don't understand you people sometimes.
>>147128593
Setting is far more interesting that two dudes talking.
>>147125866
>Kinuhata is in the new crossover and meets Boo Boo Quenser
I really want to know what happened in that story where Kamachi was clearly high while writing.
Can Baby Magnum kill Accelerator?
>>147128619
Q and H are the best way of showing the world of HO.
>>147129529
Not really. They always get in the same kind of arguments.
Ice Girl's view on things was quite refreshing.
I wonder what she's doing in New Venice.
I wish somebody would make a HO game.
>>147129527
Heivia and Quenser can beat AAA Mikoto, discuss.
>>147129602
Look mate, if you hate guys having screentime Nanoha hasn't gone anywhere.
>>147129527
Didn't accel fuck BM up in the crossover?
>>147129773
>>147129527
>>147128271
NTR girl constantly NTR'ing everyone is hilarious.
>>147129655
Not him, but I wish. Nanoha has gone places and they're all bad places.
Don't mind me, just posting best object, the Son of a Bitch
>>147129602
Actually, yes.
You can send them anywhere and have them fight anyone without going against the established order.
Ice girl can't fight Objects, the only places you can send her are the restricted zone and "safe" battlefields
>118 posts
>17 IPs
Sasuga HOfags.
>>147129850
This is silly. Heat from that beam would burn all oxygen around. He would suffer worse than with that dust explosion.
>>147129902
It's called the Early States
>>147129964
>“Heivia, what should we call that thing? In fact, who decides on an Object’s name?”
>“How should I know!? Why should we give any real thought to that annoying bloodbath weapon? Let’s just call it the Son of a Bitch!!”
>>147129950
Oxygen doesn't burn, retard.
>>147129923
Just find another HO mechanic like Quensar.
Shit, usually you won't even need that. Most ways in which they destroy objects are so silly anyone could do it.
>>147129902
>Objects with less than two forms
>best
>>147129897
Has it? I admittedly haven't kept up with it since StrikerS, I just noticed threads are up frequently.
>>147129950
Did you not read the crossover? That's not really him so much as a "shadow" of himsummoned by Hel.. Kyousuke would never voluntarily summon the White Queen like that, at least not as far as translations are.
>>147129923
The problem is two guys blowing up Objects with asspulls is becoming boring. Diminishing sales show that.
>>147130041
Not everyone can know that these things work. And the only truly silly thing was Milk and Lemons.
Not to mention is implied to be extremely gifted and not a mechanic at all. After all Bikini under Lab Coat was afraid of his ideas.
>>147130041
If it was that simple the two of them wouldn't have such a feared reputation. Theory and practice are two different things, plus almost none of their original plans have ever worked.
>>147130249
Like what?
The only thing that was really retarded was Amaterasu and the entire volume was shit.
Did you actually read HO?
>>147124616
There was another crossover?
>>147130249
>muh diminishing sales
Fuck off and stop shitting up every HO thread that pops up. Why don't you just go back to the raildex thread and compare manga and LN sales again?
>>147130273
The thing is pretty much nobody tried it before.
People just really liked the idea of clean wars without thousands of soldiers dying and accepted Objects as the ultimate end all weapon. Nobody really tried to fight them.
They destroyed the first one by just putting a bomb inside it's parts. A small spec-ops team could easily do that.
>>147130271
Let's not forget that not every talented engineer has a Heivia-tier radar analyst with them, either.
>>147130359
Kamachi put a short one on his website this week where Quenser becomes Boo Boo and ends up in Academy City while Heivia becomes Kakine and ends up in the Boo Boo world.
>>147130444
How'd Uiharu get involved?
>>147130249
Two guys blowing up Objects with asspulls is the point of the series, if you want something else, then read something else.
>>147130498
Uiharu wasn't in the crossover as far as I know, that was a joke with Myonri (totally not Uiharu) being on Heivia (Kakine for a while)'s harem.
>>147130408
Sladder would easily have won if he hadn't been up against Q and H.
Yog-Sothoth pulled it off too.
But they both had loads of resources while Q and H have nothing but a backpack full of bombs and a rifle.
While anyone could do it, it takes exceptional people to actually make it work.
>>147130249
Anon, the simple fact is that this series just isn't for you. What you're doing now is the same as watching an American buddy cop or Bruce Willis movie and complaining about the explosions, cheesy villains and one-liners.
>>147130583
Who the is Myonri again?
I asked an anon from Helvetica scans to pick up the HO Mangas in a thread a few days ago, and he said he'll see if the team is interested.I just hope they decide to pick it up
>>147130774
>>147130774
>forgetting the living Raildex reference
She's literally Uiharu if you swap her ahoge with the flowers.
>>147130774
some soldier girl who last showed up in police of ghosts and does nothing worth mentioning
>>147130774
>>147130774
Operator Uiharu
>>147130871
She just showed up this volume though.And in the EX story that came with the BDs.
>>147130845
>Spare body before the flowers got her
>>147125965
>"Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait! What the hell? She looks twelve. That girl
is about the same age as the one we saved from the human traffickers, but
she's arrogantly wearing a military uniform."
>"As I said, the military is a harsh place."
>"Yeah… She's a young Information Alliance officer, so she might be a
product of their genius girl project. I don't know the official name, though."
>"Why is it limited to girls? Some old man's tastes?"
>"You joke, but that might actually be the reason."
He basically admits as much.
>>147130845
I still can't believe Kamachi killed off the black dude and the girl with the ponytail in the same squad so easily. RIP ;_;7
>>147130775
The first one is pretty shit, so I'm not going to hold my breath.
>>147134557
>Black guy and fujo are the only casualties besides the spy
Kamachi doesn't mess around.
>>147134718
Charles died too. He had a normal name, Kamachi can't have that.
>>147134718
She was pretty cute.Didn't even get a posthumous promotion or anything.
>>147122517
I really loved that part, stealing the credit because those guys are horrible was the best.
>>147117373
Easy. The two idiots are more entertaining by far. Whitewitch is overrated.