This is your date for the night.

>>147090538
I'd cancel it.

Why is she already naked? Can I see her medical records?

Stand her up and stay home. Ignore her barrage of angry texts.

>>147090538
I'm perfectly fine with this

I'd use it to get into contact with Kanbaru, Senjougahara is worst girl. She has occasionally funny jabs at Araragi but other than that she's hardly a character.

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>>147090538
S T A C K E D
T
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>>147090538
does she need to be walked home gently?

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>>147090601
Sure thing, here.

>>147090538
I don't date bitches with Dyke hair

>>147090538
No thanks, I dislike real whores. Disgusting to be honest

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>>147090538
>>147090760
>>147090839
>>147090890
delete these

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>>147091042

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Superb!

>>147090704
>Senjougahara is worst girl
odd way to spell "the absolute best"

>>147091091
i did not intend on masturbating at this time of the night

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>>147091162
you masturbate in the morning then?

HOW CAN I ATTEND A DATE IF I HAVE A PAINFULLY HARD ERECTION THE ETNIRE TIME.

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>>147090538

>>147091121
When will this meme go away? It doesn't add to anything and it's just an autistic way to say "I disagree."

what does her pee taste like?

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I want her friend instead.

>>147091339
Kanbaru would be best in bed, so I don't know why you'd want Hanekawa over her.

>>147090538
my waifu - perfect

>>147091320
no, it's a gentle way of stating "holy shit, you're a fucking faggot w/ shit taste!"

>>147091333
Ammonia and urea.

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Sleeves > Cat > Snake > the rest

>>147091420
Explain how she is anything more than a comedic relief character who barely even shows up.

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Nothing puts me at ease more than Senjou's smiling face

>>147091495
lol the least developed character is the best because...?

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Sorry, got a late night date night.

>>147091546
The best characters are always the least developed, anon.

>>147091507
She's one of the few believable characters in the entire cast.

>>147091570
maybe if you have the mind of a child

>>147091585
Are you serious? She's an unrealistically hostile tsundere cliche and it's honestly cringeworthy to watch.

>>147091570
I think you've misunderstood the term "Flat is justice"

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>>147091604
Looks like you are making are reasserting a claim. I then indulge to propose evidence which backs my point. Umi from Love Live and Natsuki from Hibike are good examples of best girls who get no development. Logically, development episodes change a character and therefore will often change something that fans liked about them initially.

>>147090538
I guess I could warm her up for a session with her father if it wouldn't ruin my shot at one of the other girls.

>>147091562
What is this from?

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>>147091704
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rxgbq_kizumonogatari-ii-nekketsu-hen-long-pv_tv

Crab is 3dpd in 2d from, fuck that bitch.

>>147091704
Kizu part 2 preview.

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>>147091647
>tsundere
far from it.

>cringeworthy to watch
The only actually believable, realistic female in the show, who was looking for his crush to take the lead, but had to step up and spill the beans first. Also, that entire car-ride and deeto scene was hot as fuck, and damn good in general.

Hell, she reminds me of my wife in many ways.

>>147091704
Kizu 2

>>147091695
Ougi has maybe 40 minutes of screentime, and all she does is help Araragi come to his own conclusion.

>>147091732
Just learned tickets are on sale in the US and got me some tickets, hype time

>>147091766
I will have less than 2000 characters of screen time in your entire life and yet I'm proving that Ougi is best girl.

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>>147090849
>5 kg

>>147091807
have you watched bakemonogatari?

>>147091844
He's posting a non anime reaction face in an anime imageboard, I estimate he has less than 100 total hours of 4chan.

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dont be shy, anon

>>147091766
Ougi is really goddamn interesting, but most of that is from the context of her actions than her actual character.

>>147091795
Oh shit. They are. I'm surprised they're not sold out already.

>>147091844
ive tried to re-watch it, but for some reason my video player tends to slow down or freeze when there are tons of translated words on screen. Cant even make it past the intro

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>>147091884
Sure

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>you'll never have a three-way with Crab and Cat.

>>147091760
I'll concede that she was alright up until the date episode in Bake, but after that she's really not a character.

>>147091956
That's what happens when you try to be a grown up without grown up money.

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>>147091962
I guess you mean 4-way, since bat is always watching and feeling it all

>>147091972
>not doing fancy, supernatural shit = not a ""real"" character
Hell, she knocked the fuck out of that math-bitch. BTFO'd, hard.

I think people who like Senjougahara are into femdom.
How Crabfags feel about the image of hitagi stepping on your face?

>>147091956
then how do you not understand the 5kg weight

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>>147092033
oh pls... Hitagi is into pure, innocent vanilla sex, in missionary position, while holding hands

>>147092033
Team monkey all the way.

>>147091956
-get a new PC
-stop using VLC

plan B: try watching non-1080p FLAC rips.

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I stopped watching this arround the part that crab phones kaiki and they go to okinawa to drink orange juice. At what part does it get good?

>>147092028
Try giving an example that isn't a fanservice scene with no bearing on the story.

>>147092134
If you didn't like it up to there, you won't like it. It's pretty dialogue heavy and not all that much happens so I get that some people don't like it.

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>>147091495
The first 7 and the last 10 characters of this reply are the only valid text in the entirety of this thread.

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>>147092134
>watched over 3/4th of the series
it's been good since ep1

>>147092158
The entire Snake arc part 2?

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>>147092033
I'm not a crabfag but I wouldn't mind being abused by her.

Can someone post some smiling Crab?

>>147092134
Man, I can understand dropping the series at a lot of other points but I can't understand your taste. How did you get that far in the series and not enjoy Kaiki putting Crab in her place?

>>147092233
I'll never understand this mentality. I guess it's just preference but I couldn't handle not being the one in control in bed.

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shhhh

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>>147092267
It's embarrassing

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>>147092267

>>147092306
You havent lived

>>147092228
>The entire Snake arc part 2?
Hey, that's actually a half decent answer. Try using that next time you argue that she's still relevant.

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>she's kind of a bitch so that makes her realistic and therefore a better character

lol?

tumblr in full effect

>>147092355
I have experienced it and it was a major turn-off.

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>>147092408
~

>>147092429
>I'm so underaged that I can't understand loving banter and teasing

>>147092442
>not letting your girl do the work and enjoying the view

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>>147092455

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>Senjougahara-senpai are you still virgin?

>>147092455
I'm all for letting the girl do the work, but the abuse/femdom stuff isn't appealing.

>>147090538
https://youtu.be/k0KMYVJRaBY

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>>147092538
>implying she's really into any of that
in fact, she's the exact type that usually likes being tied up and blindfolded.

>>147092555
K O Y O K O Y O
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K
O
Y
O
What dafuq is this cuteness?

>redditgahara """bantz""" meme

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>>147090538

>>147092033
I am a crabfag and yes I am into femdom.

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>>147092555
>Koyokoyo
>jeei!
my heart!

>>147092191
what

>>147090538
And she is already naked? Can i go in raw?

>>147090538
good because I didn't bring any condoms

>>147092455
>>not letting your girl do the work and enjoying the view

Women are shit at doing anything during sex so it probably wouldn't be a great view

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>>147092838
>I have had shit women
ftfy

>>147090538
I'll accept
Araragi would cuck me so I'll cuck him back two fold

>comparing 2D to 3D
>wanting 2D to be more like 3D
sasuga redditgahara fags

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>>147092959
no, son.
I want my 3D to be more 2D.

I've succeeded at it

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>>147091884
Well it's pretty unsightly but I can't deny someone who asks so politely
Let's do this

>>147092455
There's some pretty hard banter that's given completely deadpan, so she's not very good at it. Especially when she's trying to seduce someone. Then she goes full sickly sweet babying mode which is even worse. Sometimes she gets it right and has some fun banter without looking like a bitch but she's off target more often than not.

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>>147093089
what can you expect? She's a borderline rape-victim thanks to her own mom's stupidity, said mom made herself taller, a con-man tricked her, and on top of that, she has no weight and thus can't do some basic things comfortably.

I'd say anyone with such past would have hard time opening up to people at first.
Plus, her BF is a semi-immortal vampire with a loli living inside his shadow. He can take it.

seriously though, she's not even half as bad and tough she tries to come across as

>>147093190
I'm well aware of her circumstances and true nature that she tries to hide. It doesn't stop me from being annoyed when she goes too far or preferring other characters.

Stop posting my wife guys.

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I want to walk her home.

>>147090849
>165

Isn't she taller than araragi?

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>tfw no scene with Bat and Crab

Monogatari is an anime of the worst kind. It promotes hedonism, adultery, polygamy, blackmailing, contracting illegal services and sexual perversion.

>>147093718
The only way that could play out that wouldn't be super awkward or fucking nothing is Shinobu criticizing Crab's performance in bed.

>>147092134
that's one of the best parts of the series you melon

>>147090538
Can it not be?
Even DFC
Japanese girls have tits with no firmness in them. Give me a gook or Hong Kong chick any day

>>147094728
>Shinobu has watched Araragi and Senjou have sex

lewd

>>147096000
It's literally impossible for Shinobu to not feel along with Araragi.

>>147096000
Watched? She's experienced it. And from Shurararagi's POV at that.

>>147096000
How good is Senjougahara's pussy game?

How many times has Shinobu came from Araragi getting fucked silly by her?

>>147096525
Who knows. I hope she's at least decent with how much she's talked up her lewdness.

>>147090538
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR BITCH

REEEEEEEEEE

>>147090538
>short hair
>my date
Doubtful.

>>147090538
I'd walk her home gently

>>147091562
She has a manface there.

is hitagi for throatfucking?

>>147098790
>throatfucking an angry crab
enjoy your destroyed ponos

>>147098968
That won't be an issue with the right gag.

>>147091760
>shes having foreplay while her dad is driving the car

>>147099848
That's kinda the whole point. The point wasn't to seduce him, but to tease him in a setting where he can't really do anything.

>>147100125
It's also a massive cunt move. I can see overlooking or playing off everything else, but that shit crossed the line.

>>147093190

Her mom didn't kill herself(Hanekawa's mom was the one who hung herself over her daughter's bed), she just ran away with the cult, and we know Kaiki's intentions were to drive away the crazy mom. Plus her dad was a true hero, raising her as a single father, so much so she developed into a fathercon.

>>147091383

Probably because Hanekawa is very good with teasing. Like the ultimate switch who can follow any act. Loved how the commentary with Hachikuji in Mayoi Snail had her saying she eases off disciplining Araragi because she knows he gets off on it, and so the lessons lose effect.

Did you forget that Black Hanekawa's personality is largely just a part of her?

If you got Hanekawa to actually cut loose with someone and throw down her restraints, she would literally be a tiger in bed. Kanbaru is good, but if anything has taught me something, it's that megane girls can be "curl my toes it's so good" freaks.

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>>147091200
If your date is with Hitagi your at least getting laid in the morning too. Unless you really fuck shit up. You've obviously been prescouted for VIP entry into her crab hole.

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>>147091962
The best picture ever.
I feel like they must do it sometime, but it would be post series.

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>>147092082
Her favorite position is "Walked Home Gently"

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>>147092618
Sounds like "Love-Love".
I die inside in Nirvanic bliss everytime.

By the way, Hitagi is about to be a character again. Just saying we get the date soon.

>>147092555
>This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc.. It is not available in your country.
Goddamnit America. We did not nuke Japan for no reason. Give me my goddamn cartoons.

>>147090538
My dick

>>147090538
How can I change her to Monkey?

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>>147093510
Gently anon.
Gently.

>>147096862
She's no doubt the kind of girl who does extensive research on the subject. I'm going to say she's probably blown Shinobu's mind multiple times. Seeing as Shinobu hasn't gotten any for like 500 years, this is actually a saintly thing to do.

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>>147100659
She openly admits to wanting to fuck her dad. She's probably having waterfalls in her pants. It's a second-degree cunt move if anything.

>>147103315
If you're dating her anon, you already did. Or you will.
They really should have put the Valhalla Combi reunion in the anime. It just makes me feel better knowing there's room for yet another threesome.

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>>147103399
My nigga.

>>147103483
>daisuki

Has any episode of anime surpassed Bakemonogatari episode 12?

Kaiki > Bat > Doll > snail = crab > bird > bee > cat > math > snake

>>147103572
The one where you go on a date with you're waifu.

>>147103618
Not bad.

>>147090538
>short hair
diamonds

>>147090538
If I move to Japan, can I get a Hitagi?

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>>147090538
I am content.

>>147103572

If you weren't a hipster about Bake, a lot of Second Season and Owari came close or topped it easily. If only because it had so many good moments for other characters that have nothing to do with Araragi.

Tsubasa Tiger, a good part of Sodachi Lost, Hana and a few choice moments of Nadeko Medusa, and Hitagi End.

If there is anything that is a shame, it's people dropping the show because it doesn't have as much stuff concerning Araragi and Hitagi, or this delusion some people had that Araragi was some chivalrous pervert instead of being as messed up as the girls sometimes.

>>147093661
She's about the same height.

>>147091956
No joke brother, MPC-HC is the way to go with that machine. Just look up and install Kawaii codec pack, and whip open MPC-HC. If that won't work, then little else will. I've had the same thing on a bad laptop, MPC-HC shocked me and wormed well.

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They should have sent Yozuru to sort out Senjougahara's family issues.
Fist wizardry would have kept Senjougahara's family together and happy.

>>147104238
she wouldn't have cared, crab is not immortal