>Character is making a meal involving eggs >Eggs are

>>147080063
You don't keep eggs in the fridge? What are you, European?

>>147080237
We keep the eggs inside the chickens till we need them.

>>147080237
I'm not him but I'm from Europe and I keep my eggs in the fridge. I do have a friend who doesn't.

>>147080327
wh-what do you do to get them out of the chickens when you DO need them?

>>147080392
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. If you were to put your dick into the chicken's mouth, an egg has to escape its butt.

>being a Europoor

>>147080063
What's wrong with that?

>>147080514

Shutup, Ed. You fucking Atheistic, neckbeard fucktard.

I can't eat eggs anymore because they give me diarrhea, but I'd think it would just be safer to keep them in the fridge. Why take the chance?

Who the fuck doesn't keep eggs in the fridge? Like, what possesses someone to keep them in a cupboard or something, because it's fucking stupid. Eggs are a perishable and organic food, WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU NOT KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE YOU STUPID FUCKERS. Kill yourselves.

>>147081007
Dumbass. Never once have I put eggs in a cupboard in 22 years and they've never gone rotten before. How do you think people stored eggs before electricity?

>>147081097
>Never once have I put eggs in a cupboard in 22 years and they've never gone rotten before

Sasuga reizoukou, keeping eggs safe

>>147080958
Nothing happens, they are naturally designed to not get rotten unless you keep them there for 8 months.

you must eat all the eggs

>>147081097
>How do you think people stored eggs before electricity?
You're talking about the people who couldn't live past 40 right?

Enjoy your microbe growth

>>147081214
Microbe growth is just a meme
Just like, DON'T get infected, it's not that hard.

>>147081214
Nah, they won't get rotten easily, you can put them in the fridge but there's no need.

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>>147081308
>Microbe growth is just a meme

>ITT: Americans desperately defending their "culture"

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>>147081359
You didn't say I was wrong

>not putting your eggs in the fridge

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>>147081459
It was implied

>not being anorexic
You're all not worth the oxygen l am breathing.

>>147081214
You know the low average lifespan in the past was primarily due to the obscene amount of people who didn't make it past childhood right? People still died earlier than today even when they made it to adulthood, but you still had lots of people making it to 70 and older.

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>>147081548
And yet still oh so wrong
Eggs have shells friend, chickens would have died it they just make life or whatever you microbeposters think
Checkmate fridgefreaks

>>147081604
kill yourself

You guys just ignored my posts because I talked with realism and experience, not assumptions, you retarded fucks. I hate you all.

To actually answer the question: American regulations require eggs to be scrubbed in a way that removes a part of their outer layer. This makes then more perishable and thus they need refrigerating. In Europe this requirement doesn't exist at least in most countries, and so eggs can be kept in room temperature.

There's really no need for the American egg processing, but it's part of the food safety legislation.

>this thread
3rd world problems.

>>147081308
Death in the battlefield is just a meme.
Just like, DON'T get shot, it's not that hard.

If they are in the fridge when you buy it you better keep them that way because otherwise the protection could break. Samething if you wash them.
If you bought them were they weren't, there's no reason to put them into the freezer if you have another place for them.

For maximum security and freshness although, you should keep an unwashed chicken in the fridge.

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>>147082019
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!
I'm glad it's catching on, thanks anon

>>147081412
>ITT: non-americans so insecure that they're vaunting their method of egg-storage

Eggs arent in the cold Area in the markets in Germany, so why would I put them in the fridge, retards?

I keep my eggs in my underwear.

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>>147081214
>You're talking about the people who couldn't live past 40 right?
holy shit do people this stupid really exist?
is this the wonder of 21st century education?

I never gave any thought to why people store eggs in fridges. Are there any advantages to storing eggs one way or the other?

>>147082261
Get your lewdness out of this pure and wholesome nutritional thread

American egg sellers/farms/whatever wash off the chicken shit and protective layers off the eggs, so they have to refrigerate them. Europeans do the opposite. Both are mandated by law.

>>147082318
Deleted it for you friend :^)

>>147082287
eggs are porous and take in smells from their surroundings, so the best environment for eggs is the one with the least strong smells

>>147081908
well shit.

>>147082440
So... Europeans add on chicken shit?

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>making an omelette
>ketchup is in the fridge

>>147082448
eggs are porous and take in smells from their surroundings
>Europeans by mandated law do not wash off the chicken shit
wew

>>147082287
Cool eggs and more space elsewhere.
But it'll take a while to make mayonnaise.

>>147082272
You tell him, Tsumugi!

>>147082637
I don't know what you think happens but European eggs don't actually smell like shit

Thank you God

Thank you for making me an American

>>147080063
/ck/ pls we had this thread yesterday

>>147081908
How stupid and hillarious, but at least that justify it.
How do you make a food safety rule that makes food vulnerable to the elements?

>>147080514
Fuck off Edward

>>147082272
>holy shit do people this stupid really exist?
Anon, the answer was you all along.

>eating eggs
B-but that's where chickens come from!

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Reminder that you are eating LIQUIFIED BABY CHICKEN
Go vegan today

>>147081764
He's already in the process, via starvation

>>147084363
except it literally isn't a chicken, it's unfertilized

are you retarded?

t b h it's even more gross to think you're eating chicken menstruation

still delicious though

I fucking hate eggs so much
I don't understand why and how 90% of people incorporate eggs into their meals, they're gross, smell bad, and taste awful

>>147084619
Then how come chickens come out of eggs, dangus?

>>147084720
Pepper. Ketchup, if you're feeling adventurous.

>>147084619
Would you eat you're waifu's menstruation?

>>147085067
sounds hot

>>147080063
Sometimes it's just a matter of space.
You can have the eggs in some place apart so you can grab them easily, but if your place is small then it's easier to put them in the fridge.

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>>147080063

We can go deepfrier

>>147082637
>Europeans by mandated law do not wash off the chicken shit

Funny thing though, Salmonella contamination is endemic in American eggs (and you can't wash it off because the organism is actually in the pores and interior of the egg itself).

Much less common in European eggs.

who are chinese cartoon girls that put emphasis on liking eggs?

>>147085204

That's because most chicken barns are unclean filth, some don't even wash the conveyor belts the eggs are picked off of ever.

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>>147085270

"An egg dish directly reflects the skill of the chef"

>>147085204
Just don't buy your eggs off farms, get them in a store.

>>147085398

Store eggs come from those farms you're telling them not to buy from, anon

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>>147085543
No they come from stores cant u read

>>147082575
ketchup is shit no matter where you store it

French here,

I actually have a garden with 5 chickens so my eggs and vegetable aren't treated for commercial health norms. I don't put them in the fridge and I never had a problem but I usually eat them quickly.

>>147081908
This is absolutely true btw, that's why eggs have a different colour in America

>>147081097
This is how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI

>>147085067
Yes.

>>147080514
I just want to say that I'm disappointed in you for not saying Egguivalent Exchange.

>there are people who don't refrigerate eggs and tomato sauce
Savages.

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>>147080063
>not using waterglass
>1916

Perfect, all we need now is a debate on the usefulness of bidets and a circlejerk about the retardation of the imperial system

>>147086173
savages, savages, barely even human

>>147086005
Equivalent Eggschange

>>147086234
And let's not forget the argument about the correct nomenclature of soccer and American football

>>147084363
But LIQUIFIED CHICKEN MENSTRUATIONS are delicious, as are most choice pieces and certain organs from ACTUAL LIVING BEINGS. FLORAL REPRODUCTION ORGANS AND THE RESULT OF THEIR INTERCOURSE tastes okay.

Be vegan if you will, but your moralfaggotry can't convince me that eating bacon is a crime against all that is good.

>>147086174
>HEEG NGSS
What did he mean by this ?

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>>147085398
>>147085654
>Just don't buy your eggs off farms, get them in a store.

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>>147086298
Eating bacon is L I T E R A L L Y on par with Stalin desu

>>147086234

Bidet are absolutely based. Glad to live in a country where they are common

>>147086234
BAVI

>>147085067
She's a demihuman, she doesn't menstruate.

>>147086377
So you're saying if I eat bacon I can become the leader of a superpower? Sounds bretty great desu

>>147086377
Stalin did nothing wrong.

>>147086173
>calling ketchup "tomato sauce"
ABSOLUTELY HARAM.

who's a chinese cartoon girl that's vegan anyway?

>>147086530
Fuck off, Seppo.

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>>147086492
>>147086502
No, don't you understand, he was objectively bad, there's only one side.
Either way; pic related

>>147086591
Delicious murder.

Captcha is hamburgers

>>147086555
Closest I can think of is Nadia, but she was vegetarian

>>147086578
My name José Moctehzuma María del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús de Iberia y las Indias Occiendentales Filomeno García y Prados, graf von der Weißes Kreuz.
I come from Mexico, the birthplace of domesticated tomatoes, and I am heavily accustomed to eating Mediterranean food, so I know what tomatoes taste like, and I know what tomato sauce is supposed to be like, and one thing I can say, based upon that knowledge, is that ketchup is NOT tomato sauce.

>>147084363
Eggs are not liquefied baby chicken
Baby chickens are solidified egg.

>>147086823
deep

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>>147086378

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet

Seems pretty cumbersome to me~desu. I'll need some doujins of moe girls using bidets to convince me, sempai.

I just save my shits for early morning and hop right in the shower afterwards.

>>147081097
With chickens

ie they didnt

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>>147086722
Animal Soul > Human taste
>>147086823
So you admit that eggs are the exact same thing as chicken?
So eating eggs IS like killing something!

>>147086823
more like an metamorphosed egg but whatever

>>147087026
Dude if anything everyone here dreams of eating dat pussy, especially if it comes with a nice, petite chick.

>>147087026
I don't love either, cats are assholes desu, the only thing they are good for is chinese food

>>147080063

Where the fuck am I supposed to keep my fridges then

>>147087188
I mean eggs

>>147087026
>As if the kitten wouldn't eat the baby chick if it had the chance

>>147087188
In the eggs.

>>147087026
But I love and eat both!

>>147087026
One is highly intelligent, capable of forming emotional bonds; domestic use other than shitting and being eaten. The other is a chicken.

Code Geass equality speech.

>>147087188
Are eating fridges vegan?

>>147087026
chickens are born and die for the purpose of being eaten

kittens are born and die for the purpose of petting and being cuddled

know the difference

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>>147087300
Yeah but we're supposed to be humane
>>147087349
I don't think that's how kittens are supposed to be treated
>>147087467
>>147087604
All animals are equal and deserve equal love and treatment, meaning no eating and only love

IIRC Japan adopted industrial washing of eggs during the 90s salmonella scare which is why they need to be refrigerated, but people still eat them raw. Their egg industry apparently processes eggs in less time and with more advanced inspection than in the US too.

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>>147087754
>Yeah but we're supposed to be humane
How is it humane to deny me that sweet delicious pig fat? Just look at this shit god DAMN

fuggin delicious

>>147085716
This desu

>>147087847
Jesus Christ spoiler that shit dude MODS!

>>147087754
We are animals ourselves anon, do you think intelligence makes any kind of difference in the face of survival?

>>147087026
All souls are bad, we need to be eating away as much life on earth as we can, including other humans.

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>>147082019
>he can't avoid getting shot

>>147087754

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so delicious.

>>147085067
http://imgur.com/a/DBK0m

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>>147080514

>>147088823
http://imgur.com/a/5a9iw

>>147087804
Japan is also smaller than California

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Why haven't you eaten the bacon hot dog turtle sandwich yet?

>>147084363
I will kill and eat anything as long as it's tasty. Long pig is the only exclusion because it will for sure make you sick.

>>147080514
but when I take my dick out I have to insert an egg-shaped item back into the chicken's anus?

>>147080514
My sides.

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>>147086896
>Seems pretty cumbersome to me~desu.
Hand held ones are fine too. It's cheaper and doesn't take up space at all.

>>147090753

Why not just put the shitter itself in the shower? That way you can shower while taking a dump and then clean your pooper afterwards.

>>147090894
But what if you want to take a shower without the toilet getting in the way?

>>147090894
fug that's brilliant

>>147090976

Why would you ever take a shower if you weren't taking a shit?

>>147080063
Is that weird? Everyone I know keeps their eggs in the fridge.

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>>147080063
>Character is making a meal involving eggs
>The Raptor figures out how to open doors

>>147090894
That's a great idea, anon. The toilet bowl could also double as a seat and I could finally start taking showers sitting down.

>>147080063
Not everyone lives in siberia dude.

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>>147087754
"The human genus is equal to that of a rodent!"

>>147090894
I rented an apartament once that had that. It sucked so fucking hard. Everytime i wanted to take a shit the floor would be wet and so i had to wet myfeet or dirty the shower floor. By the third day i was going to this bar next to the apartament everytime i had to shit. And i shit 3 times a day, so that was fucked

>>147091937
>And i shit 3 times a day, so that was fucked
you got worms bruh

>>147091937
>not having bathroom crocs
>not squatting on the toilet seat
Huh?

>>147092015
No. I have been like that since i was a teen

>>147092072
And doctors told you this was okay?

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lads...

Protip: for better "boiled" eggs, steam them.

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>>147092227
Shouldn't we call them "steamed" eggs then?

>>147092147
What am I looking at here?

>>147092115
This is not something that bothers me, i dont talk to doctors about this stuff.

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>>147080514
kek

>>147092282
Eggs cooked in the shell are generally given the blanket term "boiled eggs".

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>>147080514

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>>147090894

It was the future... back in the 90s.

>>147092459
you seriously have worms bruh

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>>147080514
A modern day Epicurus!

>>147088540
He may be american, being shot is part of their nature.

>>147092459
Enjoy dying at 40.

>>147080063
Here in Australia if you don't keep the eggs in the fridge they go bad REALLY quickly during the summer. Don't last that long in winter either.

>>147085861
>>This is absolutely true btw, that's why eggs have a different colour in America
Are you the kind of person who thinks white eggs are brown eggs with the colour washed off them?

>>147093171
Do emu eggs taste good?

>>147093313
No. That's why we don't eat them.

Kangaroo meat tastes good tho. Also is less fatty than cow meat and better for you.

>>147093394
pls do not bully boxers

>eat emu eggs
>implying aussies can get them when they can't even kill emus

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>>147089070
Incorrect.

>>147086005
>>147086288
>>>/reddit/

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>>147093695
Better map

>>147093695
>California
>163,696 mi²
>Japan
>145,936 mi²

>>147087754
I'm into vore, I show them love by eating them

>>147093848
>Mercator projection
Disgusting.

>>147089686
You just don't take it out