How was this faggot not raped everyday in the military?

The Knights are honorable

>>147068056
He's the one doing the raping.

>>147068463

>The Knights are adorable

Who said ze wasn't?

Healers can fuck you up in ways that boggle the mind. They know your body better than you do, their spells to help stop bleeding can cause blood clots in your brain if they so wish, they can amplify your nerves to the point where every brush against your skin is agony, they can hyper-stimulate your heart to the point of cardiac arrest, but most of all you don't want the guy who might be saving your life to be holding a grudge against you.

>>147068056
that is a cute girl

>>147068504
Someone had to do the raping.

You cannot rape the willing.

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>>147068056
nobody messes with the leaders boytoy except the leader

>>147068056
His boipussy smells like shit, that's why.

>>147070156
How did he become her knight?

>>147071123
Does Felix take big man dumps?

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>>147071743

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>>147069452
>healerfags actually believe this stuff.

>>147069542
he's a cute girl

>>147069452
healers are sluts and nothing more

>>147068504
>He's

?

>>147068056
>be a healer
>be a trap
>be a half cat
>somehow, you do not get raped by your fellow knights
Mind-boggling indeed.

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healsluts are plenty slutty on their own

If you just outright rape the healer they might "forgot" to heal you on the next raid

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>>147068056

Because he answers to the top of the chain of command. Only a true idiot or someone with the biggest balls on the planet would try to take that by force.

>>147068504
If I looked like him I know I would too.

>>147072121
>>147072503
I routinely am a healer and am not a slut or sissy. Stop this bullshit. DPSfags are usually the bottom bitches.

>>147075461
Know your place healslut.
Tanks are talking.

>>147075537
Tanks are dying and being revived at my will!

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>>147075461
dps are cucks
healers are sluts
tanks are manly men

The sooner you admit you're a slut the happier you'll be

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>>147075665
DPS are sissies.
Healers are bosses.
Tanks are retards who can usually not even know how to agro properly.

Fight me.

>>147075665
I am not a slut

>>147076081
Slut

>>147076319
No!

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>>147075712
>this is what healers actually believe

>>147075712
>fight me

not disagreeing with your overall message, but are you really trying to get in a fight with tanks and dps'? I don't think that's going to prove your point here.

>>147076877
t. worthless DPScuck

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>>147075712

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>>147077235

>>147075665

I don't know anon. I'm a tank main and I wouldn't call myself a "manly" man by any means. I just happen to be better at enduring abuse and bullshit than most people.

>>147077384
Traps can't have children or get pregnant!!!

>>147077384
I want to impregnate Felix's ass.

>>147077514
And yet... that image seems to be evidence to the contrary doesn't it?

>>147077552
Its shooped!

>>147077514

Who said it's the trap getting pregnant?

Healers are mandetory
Tanks are madetory
DPS just speed up the process and are optional

fact

>>147077552
Are you saying we should go around ass impregnating traps?

>>147077857
I'm a little bothered by two healers being needed at all times.

>>147077916
Yes.

>>147078272
That's immoral!

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>>147078266
Unless you're an AST, then no one wants you.

>>147068056
Because they're not he Russian military nor the US navy nor are they the US Marines

>>147069452
The only point you made was the last one. The rest were something straight out of a fanfic

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>>147077384

>>147079716
Probably the point of it all.

>>147070156
I should ask /gif/ about male fucked by female on his ass with a strap-on fetish. I forgot the name.

>>147079887
More! More! Breed with Felix more!

>>147068056
Is there good porn yet?

>>147079960
Pegging?

>>147080158
Yeah. That one.
Crusch and Ferris doing pegging in daily basis.

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Wait wait wait wait wait

>>147068541
>ze

>>147078401
There is literally nothing wrong with breeding butt-babies with traps.

>>147068056
maybe he was but cant rape the willing

>>147081008
>>147080053
>>147079887
>>147078272
>>147077916
>>147077552
>>147077384
STOP THIS

>>147079887
CUTEEEE

>>147068056
I'd like a self insert of someone that would drool over him and tease him at every opportunity.

his eyebrows looks so stupid

>>147083466
no u

>>147079887
Wish this was legit tbqhfampai.

Ferris can paralyze your body before you can even take your dick out.

>>147079887
Remember that healthy cats never give birth to less than three

>>147084354
That only makes it hotter.

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>>147077514

You are clearly behind science development. Pregnant traps/tgirls/cuteboys is a thing going on on the doujinshi/games world for a while now. Look for "pregnant males only" on sadpanda for a couple of examples, there are many more around. Is a delicacy; there is nothing more pure and sacred than a pregnant boy carrying your child (specially on a wedding dress, with heels.)

If I were the author, I would make Felix steal a kiss from Subaru somewhere around the saga; even going further as them sharing a bed one night. Ferris seems to be the kind that would actually go ahead and do it, just for kicks or because he falled for him.

>>147075617
The best tank doesn't need a healer, you can go with the DPS and get buttfucked somewhere
I'll solo this

>>147084984
>boss proceeds to take an hour per health bar.

Yeah, it's also the only thing you can handle solo.

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>>147075617
The next encounter, you shall be in the front like a real man

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>>147077514

>Traps can't have children or get pregnant!!!

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>>147081008

>>147069452
I've done the last one, be healer + friends with rogue party leader, getting abused, get to the end and the person get's downed by the last boss with 1/5 of the health left.

Stand over the body in battle, start laughing manically. Guy starts screaming for a rez, spit on him and get the rogue to kick him out of party.

Start sucking on DPS cock.

>>147085604
That's a girl.

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>>147087194

no females on this picture anon

fucking casuals in this thread not dpsing tanking and healing in the too 10% on multiple classes
u new or what?

>>147085165
J U D G E M E N T

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>>147087542

man, wow looks like crap

>>147068056
>not raped everyday
>literally heal slut in every way

>>147087660
It came out 2004

>>147087340
That's a shoop

>>147068056
>implying he wasn't

>>147087340
Then his stomach is just full from eating too much and getting a food baby belly.

>>147077514
not with that attitude

>>147088544
That's gay though. Can you imagine a future near from now where guys can get fully feminized in a way that would only prior work in 2D to be believable traps and can having a working womb? I'd shudder to imagine all the sissy femboy fuck sluts getting knocked up.

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>>147088317
>>147088450

It isn't the first time anons, and...

>>147088680

>In distant future, woman is few and the birth-rate of woman is low. To defeat low birth-rate, a government secretly initiate "cross dressers pregnancy project". The project is to make cross dresser who have suitable potential as couple and make them pregnant by mandatory law.

>>147088734
How the fuck would that even work? Is it just a flip of coin where a male gets his fate decided on being a trap/surrogate woman or not?

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>>147077070
>Lay on Hands
>Divine Smite
>High AC
Just pick Paladin and be all of them at once

>>147088799

Hey, you get to impregnate a cute boy, who fucking cares about anything else?

>>147089471
With the 50% of you getting your ass impregnated as well.

>>147084354
>paralyzing your dick to stay hard
Nice

>>147068056
He can secretly have sex with anyone as a healer

>>147089975
>>147090032
Stop it, Ferris is pure and straight.

>>147090163
>pure
For dicks maybe.

>>147068504
>Somebody's doing the raping

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>>147087194
How does this make you feel?

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>>147088734
you go through this yet? how is it?

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>>147091745
Kind of gay.

I will never understand MPreg as a fetish

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>>147091808

>>147091867
Its a taboo. And some people get off to it. That's how a fetish works.

>>147075309
Get a new one then.
That hear whore that acted back will be crawling back for more.

>>147091745

translation FUCKING WHEN

even fucking mature quest is being translated as we speak

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>>147091867
It's easy to knock a woman up. Are your sperm manly enough to turn another man into a baby factory?

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>>147091979
Just use Visual Novel Reader. No one really translates trap shit

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>>147091745
>>147091808
>>147091880

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>>147091745
I guess I'm gay now.

>>147091745
lewd but I recognized that girly man physique.

>>147068056
lord knows I would want to ravage that boy

>>147092193

Literally nothing wrong with it mate. If anything, let me tell you: gay sex is better than straight sex. It is known. I know is an old phrase, but is true; at least that's how it worked to me.

Best love is forbidden love.

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>>147091745
How did the semen get there?

>>147068056
Because he can kill you with a touch.

>>147079716
You dumb cunt, he alredy said he can fuck someone up with a touch in episode 23. He also proved it in the same episode.

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>>147095257
>>147095283
double posting namefag pls go

>>147095334
Stupid catboy

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>>147096723
you love him

>>147096813
I ain't no fag.

>>147091808
>>147091880
what game?

>>147068056
There are two people you can't rape: the cook and the doctor. Everyone else will beat you the fuck up if you do.

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>tfw everyone is just pretending to be gay here and probably leads a somewhat sheltered lifestyle where nobody knows how gay they act over the internet

>>147072438
for me

No one becomes a healer unless they want to be raped every day. They're literally asking to be ravaged.

If felix has cure power, why he didn't cure his mental disorder(homossexuality)

>>147096813
so still no doujin right?

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Buffer/Crowdcontroller is better than healers, tanks and dps. You're all plebians and sheep.

>>147092007
>Are your sperm manly enough to turn another man into a baby factory?
This is an amazing concept.

>pretending to be gay has now become a meme

>>147097605
>there will never be a class like Everquest's enchanter in any MMO ever again

>>147098239
Dump frogposter.

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god this show is so fucking bad

when does the trap cat show up to very slightly redeem this absolute drivel so it can hold my interest while i intermittently play autistic strategy games

>>147098239
Homosexuality is humanity's oldest meme.

>>147068056

He enjoyed it too much.

mpreg is the only thing that makes me literally nauseous.

It's like some Alien chestburster shit

>>147098239
nobody's pretending

in a few generations almost everyone will be gay until the birthrates go down enough. it's population control. japan was the first test zone.

>>147098987
Are you some kind of faggot