You come home after a very long and tiresome night shift,

>>147064475
My waifu isn't a girl. Why would I be attracted to that?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN?

>>147064475
Don't know who she is, but I'll take what I can get.

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>>147064618
>9/11/2016
>There are people on /a/ who never watched mongatari done right

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>Meikyuu 18+ soon

The VN was better

>>147064475
Get the fuck out of my bed, bitch. I'm tired.

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>>147064757
>stocking and garter belts

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>>147064475
Ask her to join me in the bath.
It's been a long and tiresome shift after all.

>>147065281
This is why I lift. I want to see that expression on my waifus face when she sees my body.

>>147064475
>come home from work
immersion broken

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Kiss my ____

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>>147064475
Yumiko is love.
Yumiko is life.

>>147065348
It's not the muscles she's mesmerized by.
It's the scars, muscles mean you work out but scars mean you've see some real shit and survived it.

>>147065740
Maybe I get some decent scars by going snap city mode.

>>147065740
I should start lifting and cutting myself.

>>147064475
I push her aside, I'm exhausted and not a virgin who'd fuck everything that has tits.

>>147065875
t. gaylord

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>>147065875
>I push her aside, I'm exhausted and a virgin who wouldn't fuck everything that has tits.

>>147066003
I'd fall right in Aquas stretched out vagina.

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She's just a shittier version of crab

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Disregard Yumiko, find Satcher

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>Secondaries
>Watching AND liking this shit adaptation

Yuuji's body is far from being a lifter, considering his given BMI is 20.5, furthermore with his daily cardio routine.
Very low in bodyfat, and with good genetics (abs) and a correct nutrition you don't need very much lifting, pushups and pullups would be enough.

>>147066627
>far from being a lifter
Kekerino. Post yours, DYEL.

>>147064475
>long and tiresome night shift
I'd guess I've become psychotic or something. I have some really long shifts.

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>>147066393
It was pretty damn good. Good enough to make me read the VN so it did a fine job. I plan to rewatch it one of these days now that I've finished the VN.

Also I'm pretty sure someone here told me to not make a habit of taking so many screenshots and I'm starting to agree. I think I'll end up with a good 2000 if I keep up my current rate with what I'm reading now.

>>147066672
If you wish to see nude guys /fit/ is for you.

Otherwise this is merely stating the facts, you don't need to go to the gym to achieve a body like his. Swimming might be the best option.

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>>147065875
>not showering after coming back from work

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>>147066204
Good taste.

Are the sequels translated yet?

what the FUCK is she doing to my carrot?

>>147067121
polishing it

>>147067191
I'm pretty sure a girls vagina is pretty disgusting. She won't polish anything with it.

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Reminder boss girl is best girl.

>>147064757
>watching
>not reading
Nigger please.

>>147067673
>reading light novels
pleb. if I wanted to read I'd read real novels

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Was this a metaphor for forbidden fruit?

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>>147067821
I would agree with you but Grisaia is a visual novel with music, light animation and big ass and titties.

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>>147065501

>>147067954
I've never played a visual novel, their form don't appeal to me. I bought World End Economica on Steam (Yeah, I'm a Billionaire Girl/Spice and Wolf/Economics fan) but I still haven't even played it.

Looking forward to next week when the world will burn.

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Do we still hate the letterboxing in the anime?

>>147066948
Meikyu is out already, but the 18+ version will have to wait a bit more

>>147068273
I liked it. More cinematic experience.

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>>147068320
>but the 18+ version will have to wait a bit more

Well, shit. I'm playing Yume Miru Kusuri right now and honestly the game sort of looks like shit so I could care less about H-scenes but in Grisaia they're a must. I've heard they're really good in the sequels, too.

>>147069667
Apparently they are prioritizing 18+ version over the 3rd game right now, and its translation is 80% done. So hopefully this october.

>>147064475
>>147066159
>warm carrot
Nope

>>147064475
But that carrot won't fit in

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>>147064475
Start considering investing in security alarm/better locks.
Since it seems every woman that suffers PDS find a way to my bed.

>>147071281
I hope she's ok.

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How does it feel having sex with wendigo?

Shift at what? I don't do shift work.

>>147071694
Then what do you do for living anon?

>>147071909
A salaried office job.

>>147072161
What's like working in capitalist cubicle?
Anything like neo gemu?

>>147064475
Politely ask her to remove herself from my bed because I am very tired and want to sleep on it.

>>147072309
It's hard work, but I feel productive. Better than working in a capitalist sweatshop that they call "open-concept" at the other side of the building.

Not watching New Game, so I can't say. You like it?

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>>147072462
>You like it?
Cute girls doing cute things in a cute office with cute shenanigans.

>>147064475
So i just tried to watch the first ep of this shit and i hate myself i cant believe i like it.

they went full on man fan service in the fist ten minutes.

>>147071653
I don't get this part, mother fuckers are starving to death, and they think fucking will help their case?

>>147072977
They were not acting rational by that point.

>>147064475
Wife and I pull out our CCW and detain her at gunpoint and start asking questions.

Rape is optional.

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>>147072977
Weren't you reading? Something about reverting to primal urges in an attempt to leave some kids behind.

>>147072977
>I don't get this part, mother fuckers are starving to death, and they think fucking will help their case?
Have you ever wondered why starvation still exist?

Also there's something very wrong with you if you don't consider the idea of having sexual intercourse with virgin? girls for the sole purpose of procreation to insure your legacy when you're the only man around.

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Will you be a spotter for your daughter?

>>147066393

>"reading" VNs
>bothering to click through hours of shitty HS prose just to get to the fanservice

LMAO

>>147074467
>click
>Not porting it to your phone and reading it when you commute

>>147073917
they will die from hunger before 9 months can even pass.

>>147074210
not loli enough for my taste, would not touch them.

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Mom did nothing wrong.

>>147072646

The series has 4 good episodes and the rest is trash. Be warned.

>>147074467
VNs are great dude I don't know what you're smoking. I wish there were more good ones translated.

>>147066393
Kajitsu was the only shit adaptation.

>>147064475
>night shift
go home you blue collar bum

>>147067859
I think pomegranates are more associated with death.

>>147075136
Being a doormat isn't a single action, but it's still wrong in the face of what her husband was doing.

>>147066393
>implying that the source material is NOT shit

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>>147064475
>"Sorry madam. I seem to have entered the wrong apartment. G'day, and fare-thee-well."

>>147066733
>>147075693
I see, I never bothered to check the other ones after the mess that was the first one.

>>147074467
>Not playing in auto mode
It's pretty much the same as reading subs, if you are going to watch the adaptation anyway you might as well "read" the better version.

>>147076791
Well, if you consider the VN to be shit, and the anime is a shit adaptation of that I don't know what you are even doing ITT.

>>147064475
Bitch let me sleep.

Lemon a best

>>147072369
why not use her as pillow while she's there?

>>147077623
>It's pretty much the same as reading subs
yeah no
you can either watch a michael bay movie with cute girls or you can red the plot to a michael bay movie with some pictures of cute girls every now and then

I'll take the fucking movie thank you very much

>>147079261
I forgot to mention that the girls look like slightly retarded lifeless bodies in the pics

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>>147066393
>looking down on others when he probably read some shitty translation

笑わせないでくれ

>>147079334
>>147079261

thats just you having shit taste

>>147081451
>implying grisaia's translation is shitty

>>147065818
this. hahaha

>>147066627
He's military. They focus more on power to weight ratio and endurance than getting hueg. He's worked out way more than your average lifter and has plenty of strength to do everything he needs.

>>147081517
I hate to break this down for you...

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>>147081517
That a fact?

>>147067673
>>147067954
>downloading censored shit

>>147064475
I don't work. Why is this thing on my bed? I want to sleep there.

>>147074823
>Why are crazy people acting crazy?

>>147083980
>not liking cool catchphrase

And this what happens when a VN is as fucking massive as grisaia. The original english translation is still god-tier though. One of the best localization's i've ever seen. Especially considering the length

>>147064757

Is this NTR?

>>147085389
No. It's a true harem ending for once.

>>147085551
Is that anime original? There's not a harem end in the VN

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>>147085643
Yes. Something about them needing to make it omnibus format or something since the sequels don't branch off like Kajitsu.

>>147084116
Please, don't embarrass yourself.

>>147085643
Not in Kajitsu, but Rakuen has a harem ending.

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>>147064475
But Yuuji always used to come home to this everyday.

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>>147086684
Kazuki and Asako are the only girls who make Yuuji feel like life is worth living. No others can compete.

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>>147064757
>9/11/2016
>Thinking this is Monogatari
>Being this much of a faggot

>>147065431
Mitcher.

>>147086684
She is the ideal Incestuous Queen. With or without Claw accessory.

>>147086937
I'm pretty sure that was a joke about this having the same character designer as the monogatari anime.

>>147064475

I'm allergic to carrots.

>>147064475
Grab
Bend over
Sleep on butt

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>>147064757
ROLLIN' AROUND IN A MAN'S BED SHEETS

>>147087232
This is why Makina is the best loli. Are there any other ambiguous lines like that?

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>>147070112
The Mitcher/Liquid Mitcher/Yuuji sex scene is diamonds.

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>>147088260
Likely, but these three are the only ones I capped

>>147064475

Really? after everything we've been through? YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING CARROT? BITCH GET OUT.

>>147074467
The VN has voice acting and auto mode, you can sit back and watch it just like subbed anime.

Or are you one of those shitters who only watches dubs?

wake up

wake up inside

Go upstairs to Mitcher's room and cuddle with best girl

>>147066204
>>147066948
I stand with you fine gentlemen

>>147088436
Post dialogue

>>147086937
You mare certainly ABSOLUTELY retarded