Would your waifu actually be a good wife?
No, and this is okay.
Who cares? If she loves me that would be good enough of a wife for me. On the other hand, the perfect wife would be unacceptable if she didn't love me.
probably not but i'll love her regardless
>>146995089
Nailed it.
Of course.
Of course.
>>146994666
666
>>146994617
Maybe. We could be socially retarded together.
:(
>>146995707
>:(
Yes. Her love is all that's needed.
>>146995778
>>:(
Of course.
>>146994617
Not only that but she would make an amazing mother
>>146994666
I'm sure that your box of tissues have more personality than her.
>>146994617
Of course. Mai is excellent at cooking and housework, is really kind and helpful and gets along very well with children.
Yes and I intend to make her my wife one day
>>146996651
>784x441
Why would you do that?
>>146994617
No. But her sister would.
>>146994617
Frankly I doubt so.
>>146996804
If that is your fantasy keep it to yourself.
Definitely.
>>146994617
Yes.
>>146995089
Cuck detected
"love" isn't the basis of a marriage
Can she cook?
Can she clean?
Can she bear healthy children and nurture them?
Is she of good breeding?
Does she have domestic skills like sewing and knitting?
Are your personalities compatible long term?
probably not
I don't think so, but that's fine, I don't want her to be anything but happy.
A great wife and mother, yes.
Yep
C.C. would be the ideal wife
>>146997064
Do you by chance browse /pol/?
>>146995877
>>:)
>>146997064
My waifu can buy people to do that stuff for us.
>>146994617
No, but I'd have to be one though in order to take care of her.
best waifu inc.
Yes.
>>146994617
Best lady like wife.
Probably not. My own ineptitude would cancel it out. I'm almost positive that's how it works.
>>146994617
Yes
>>146998498
>ruining perfect wife with cringy hats
>>146994617
I'm certain she would.
No, but she's perfect
>>146994666
>666
pic related
I wouldn't have to talk. I hate being the only conversational driver like I would with Rei.
I prefer girls that yammer on endlessly.
>>146994617
Probably.
What makes a good wife?
>>146998064
too bad she's my wife
>>146999835
Your love for her.
>>146999835
Not being mentally defective
>>147000807
Marriage isn't primarily about love, but the maintainance of a houshold and the production of children.
If your waifu isn't suited for that, keep her instead as a mistress or courtesan.
>>147000939
Stop bullying!
It's all she really wants in life so I imagine so. I'd just make sure that her sticking to recipies without deviation is a requirement for marriage and she'll do fine.
My waifu likes sleeping with lots of other men, so I think she'd make a fine choice.
>>147001392
>>147000807
Love is pretty cheap. It's what a couple actually does for each other that matters.
Yes, Will be fun all the days. Can do magic research for Hobbie :D
>>146994617
Some of them would, which is enough to keep a stable household.
>>146998095
No. Just here and /r9k/.
>>146994617
Of course.
I certainly think so.
>>146994617
God no
She might be a little too strict on the kids but she'll love them in her own way. She'll also make us fantastic dinners.
I'm sure she will be the best.
>>146994617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGmNd0YTdSo&index=5&list=LLkAE4Pys2HNqDKJHa6nrFDQ
Of course.
>>146997064
Are you looking for a wife or for your mother?
>>146994617
>>146994617
Yes, she would be perfect.
>>147004065
For lack of better wording, ASMR tickles my head. I don't know if I like it not.
>>146994617
A thousand times yes
>>147004186
That's kind of what it's supposed to do.
>>146994617
I thought I was looking at an egg in a womb for a second.
Yeah deffo.
You bet
without a doubt
She's super wife material.
>>147003144
you're okay
Excellent wife
>>146994617
kill yourself
She'd make a terrible wife but I don't care.
>>146996699
Personality you don't like =/= no personality.
What do you think?
>>146994617
Fuck yeah. My only concern is species compatibility to produce chilluns
>>146994617
Yes, but mostly because >>146995089 is right.
Although she would also be a good housekeeper if she's assigned that responsibility; otherwise, left to her own devices she just wouldn't care to do any upkeep.
But I don't mind splitting responsibilities anyway.
And she would rule as a mom.
>>146995089
Wouldn't the perfect wife actually love you because she is perfect and could make even you feel loved?
>>146997064
You much have forgotten what cuck means. Love is the most important feature for not getting cucked. All that other stuff won't stop her from cheating on you if she doesn't love you.
>>147006015
Don't lie. We all know he's not okay.
>>147006618
An excellent choice.
>>146994617
Perfect wife and mother
>>146994617
She's already a housewife.
Loyalty is all you need and Seraphim is loyal.
>>146994617
Probably not
>>146994617
Yes. She's a compulsive liar so she'll:
1) Pretend to laugh at my jokes
2) Fake orgasms
3) Claim my dick is the biggest she's ever seen, including Barret's