Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1663

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You fucker
>>146840338

Which thread do I post in??

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>>146840327
>>146840385
んーどっちがいいだろうね

>>146840432
As cancerous as it is this one did come first

>>146840385
dang well your thread looks intimidating and scary

>>146840511
Scares away all the dekinais

>>146840551
not all of them

>>146840605
Yeah, you're still here.

>>146840631
i threw you that one as a consolation prize for your failed thread i hope you know that

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I'm gonna start tutoring with some native Japanese lady to help me stay on track and learn things easier. She seems nice. She has a master's degree in Japanese and has been teaching for 24 years or something.

>>146840683
That wasn't me bro, notice the full stop

As much as I hate your banging threads I appreciate your sportsmanship

>>146840836
1 is regular boku 1 is lower level boku

>>146840869
doesnt matter to me youre all the same guy to me

except my friendly allies they know who they are

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>>146840385
ぞい子に搾り取られたい

>>146840836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_honorifics#Referring_to_oneself
>僕 *bˤok 仆 pú This servant (male) Literally, "charioteer"[1]

Ancient way for commoners to refer to themselves in front of nobility, a kind of 謙譲語. Literally referring to yourself as "your servant/this servant."

>>146840938
Thank you, I am an idiot.

To the other person who is thinking of looking for IT jobs in Japan,
They do need bilinguals. I'm only between N4 and N3 and they still have plenty of jobs in that area, even better if you have had work experience.
Of course now the jobs are just jobs that appear, but if you aim job season you might have a good time.
also rakuten is hiring entry levels if you want to try, 15-20 positions last I checked, I tried to apply but my cat fucked my code task up

>>146839411
Well I dunno if I'm arguing against the same person here but you can't post a quote from a Wikipedia article claiming that subvocalization is physical and then ignore the fact that the article also says it's normal and impossible to completely remove. I dunno where you got this definition of "real" subvocalization you're referring to.

>>146840856
when she asks you why you're learning japanese, tell her it's for the cute girls

>>146840856
Ask her to always refer to you as おにいちゃん

>>146841021
i would just take a philosophical approach and say that because japans population is declining this is the way nature works to ensure survival of the japanese people

we all laugh now but in 200 years the gaijin repopulation effort will go down in history as what saved japan feel free to save and quote this in 200 years

>>146840869
>>146840927
So for you dudes making DJT threads on /a/ like like your while laife?

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勉強に集中しなさい

>>146840856
筆下ろし希望

>>146841148
i make a thread sometimes and i post in it

i even post in threads i didnt make

>>146841013
Yes you can. Wikipedia is stew. You literally have to vet the references of every statement in a wikipedia article in order to avoid misinformation. The wikipedia article is literally two different topics that are being forced under the same term, and it extensively references very unscientific studies that don't control for all influencing factors.

Yes, this is affecting the definition of "subvocalization", but as it was coined and exists it's not "reading aloud in your head", which you can't remove, but just "your throat makes faint vocalizations of what you're reading", which automatically goes away when you're literate if you're neurotypical.

>>146841138
>tfw my country's population increase for the past 16 years consists of 100% immigrants
I guess Japan could do the same.. but the country would change fundamentally and I don't think I'd appreciate the change. Oh well.

>>146833133
This is a nice rec image, I like the colourful background.

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Why aren't you reading Japanese websites already?

検索　けんさく　search
詳細　しょうさい　detailed
動画　どうが　video
音楽　おんがく　music
歌詞　かし　lyrics
台詞・セリフ　せりふ　script
画像　がぞう　image
地図　ちず　map
番組　ばんぐみ　program (tv)
掲示板　けいじばん　BBS, forum
実況　じっきょう　(real condition) a let’s play type video
広告　こうこく　advertisement
設定　せってい　settings
会員登録　かいいんとうろく　membership registration; subscription
ログイン　login
ロフアウト　logout
次回　じかい　next time
自動的　じどうてき　automatic
利用規約　りようきやく　usage agreement
投稿　とうこう　contribution, submission
生放送　なまほうそう　live broadcast
お知らせ　おしらせ　notice
一覧　いちらん　at a glance, summary
最近　さいきん　most recent, nowadays
翻訳　ほんやく　translation
情報　じょうほう　news, information
安全　あんぜん　safety

>>146841268
japan already wants to be white its only a matter of time

>>146841245
not to mention that a lot of the references on that page are literal speedreading pseudoscience that uses jargon like swords

>>146841374
Which one of these do I use for JAVs

>>146841245
You can't use Wikipedia to back up your assertions and then claim other people's assertions can't be backed up by the same source because it's unreliable. That's asinine. So far you've just made a lot of statements without proof and the only source that's been referenced disagrees with you.

>>146841148
>like like your while laife?
もう一回書いてみたらどう？

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>>146841374
Thank you. I didn't know 実況　じっきょう was translated to real condition. It makes much sense now.

>>146841494
It's not the same source. Wikipedia has references. Those references are the source, not wikipedia. Wikipedia is not a source.

>>146841471
ハメハメセックス - youtu.be/wA2CDJWx5So#t=10

>>146841374
Did you know every single word in this list is in Core6k, except ログイン・ログアウト which are obvious?
Although some are split up, like 会員 and 登録

>>146841546
Those references are not the source of the quote, because the quote is from Wikipedia.

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Let's learn Japanese boys.

>>146841681
お先にどうぞ爆笑

>>146841661
The quote is based directly on those references. I'm sorry if you're somehow so autistic that you assumed that a third party quote with no standard format citation was meant to be a formal citation, but that is wrong. You're supposed to be exposed to the existence of contrary information and research it yourself, not take literally any indication of information contrary to yours as an attack in formal argument.

>>146841681
Which Japanese boys should we learn first?

>>146841500
釣られたww

>>146841784
私のむすこ

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>tfw you're learning Japanese so you can finally find someone to love your small penis.

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おにいちゃんあのね

ダークファンタジーまんがってにんきある？

進撃の巨人とかバスタードとか

別格のベルセルクとかだけど

>>146841787
まぁ精神薄弱のポストといつものシットポースターのポストはあんまり変わらないからねぇ

>>146841739
You cped some crap from Wikipedia to back up your argument from an article that disagrees with you and now you're making up some guff about how actually that part of the article is legit but everything else isn't. Ok well actually I'm a PhD in cognitive psychology and I personally verified everything in that article so just take me at my word.

>>146842062
>autismal le burden of effort bullshit

Nope, I'm done. You don't care about subvocalization, you care about people responding to you on an internet forum. You're not getting any more points or view or attention from me, but I will give you this for your own benefit, though you probably won't read it if you feel so offended by this exchange that you're stooping to this level in the first place: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4538954/

>>146842022
>進撃の巨人
読みさした

>>146842062
autismal aggressive response:
>WHERE IS LE PROOF YOU HYPOCRITICAL SCUM
normal response:
>That's interesting, I don't agree at a glance, I'll read up on it and see if it has anything for me

guess who you are

>>146842123
"Stooping to this level" from the guy who resorted to the autism personal attack in the first place. Thanks for finally providing something relevant though.

>>146842266
if you think the fact that you might not have used slurs anywhere somehow makes you better than him you're fucking retarded

he's completely right that you obviously don't actually care about the topic of discussion

>>146842319
Fuck off with your peanut gallery bullshit.

>>146842335
What is the literal translation of this?

>>146842457
fuck off with your off topic bullshit

>>146842457
>>146842502
just fuck you both generally lol

>>146842489
Now sun algae one sun cancer balcony along

>>146842053
I see the usage of cushion words like まぁ and ねぇ as a crutch foreigners rely on too often.

>>146842457
>>146842502
>>146842566
Hwabyung Wars: The Hwabyunging

>>146842694
fuck off gook

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>>146842633

>>146842708
ez

>>146842633
まぁねぇｗ

>>146842729
自覚が足りないようだ

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私が来ました

I did it! I became a guy who can enter elementary school.
I can pet 洋ロリ.

>>146842790
Both those words play important roles in the sentence though, I don't really see how they're a crutch that foreigners rely on too often, Japs say them both all the time too, female jap conversation is pretty much just them exchanging "ねぇ"s to one another

>>146842915
And you want to sound like a gossiping Japanese female? You should also note the distinction between written and spoken language.

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This year, I will dump Dekinai-chan

>>146842983
What is it like to fail JLPT?

>>146842956
ねぇえぇえぇ

>>146842956
>And you want to sound like a gossiping Japanese female?
当たり前でしょ？

>>146841138
that's not philosophical, that's saying you want to fug japanese gurls

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>>146842905
日本人の英語の語彙力はいつも悪く無い、日本語に一杯の英語の言葉があるから
でもお前の文法はすっごく下手だよ
すッッッッッッごく下手

>>146843035
yeah but thats bc mother nature wants me to

tfw still haven't become one with Japanese grammar and sentence structure

Even when I read a sentence and understand the grammar, it's still hard for me to process and fully comprehend it. Guess it will get better over time.

>>146843117
Nah, you're doomed.

>>146843067
その語彙力でも十分通用するのですか？
私の勉強になるので私の書いた文章を直してください。
>I did it! I became a guy who can enter elementary school.
>I can pet 洋ロリ.

>>146843141
Thanks, senpai.

>>146843025
Disappointment, but then you open a novel and you understand why you did not pass.

Not fast enough reader, not 100% true comprehension, etc.

>>146843253
Such is life of a DJT denizen.

>>146843193
洋ロリに対して淫らな欲望を持っているの？

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>>146842489
>>146842592

>2ch
>pronounced nie-CH
what is this a pun on?

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>>146843067
あたしも８さいだって

８さいでもなんとかなるんだね

>>146843420
Truly motivational stuff

>>146843458
でもあなたは本当にかわいい日本人の小学生だろう？
本当に８歳なら英語で８歳は凄いじゃない

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>>146843420
Zoi!

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>>146842905
おめでとうございまんこ！プレゼントとして肉をあげよう

>>146843367
No. I have interest in only culture!
(and y o u j...

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>>146843422
this

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>>146843643
ニク　オレ　クウ
オマエ　ヤサシイ　イイヤツ
ダカラ　オレ　オマエ　クウ

>>146843670
幼女は最高だね
おすすめゲーム：
ものべの
通信簿
少女ラムネ

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>live in Japan
>have sperg non-Japanese acquaintance who wants me to introduce him to some girls
>he instantly falls in love with any girl that shows him even the slightest bit of attention
>tell him I'll think about it (can't just say no because he'll sperg out)
>never plan on actually doing it
Somebody has to save the world from these social degenerates.

>>146843734
Really? neat

>>146843839
ものべのはVitaで出てましたね
ゲーム屋の隅っこに居ましたよ

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>>146841374
ｹﾝｻｸｹﾝｻｸｩｰ

>>146843995
Does he know Japanese or is he one of those gaijin clowns who makes a laughingstock of himself trying to talk in English to everyone?

>>146844008
でもHシーンがいないだろう
意味ないじゃん

>>146843996
Not really, I meme'd you, keep searching for the answer.

>>146844111
His Japanese is okay. Mostly just stuff from anime.

I actually don't even care about that. Even if his Japanese was terrible, I'd introduce him to somebody if he wasn't so socially inept.

>>146844149
Hiro pls

>>146840327
Anyone else here gonna fail the jlpt because they're too lazy to fill out the signup forums?

>>146844177
Tell your made up friend to accept his place as a social outcast and to stop trying to pursue normie shit, then kill yourself for shitting up the thread with retarded barely topical attention whoring blog shit, then kill me for replying to you

>>146843067
>>146843067
>>146842905
What was this page again?

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>>146844274
Failing JLPT would require actually attempting it.
Attempting it would require learning handwriting.
So no.

>>146844419
http://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

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>>146844419
http://www.arealme.com/japanese-vocabulary-size-test/ja/

>>146844442
>learning to read but not how to write
How does it feel to be intellectually inferior to a child?

>>146844493
>>146844496
Thanks guys

>>146844496
wow are you my English teacher?

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>>146844442
>Attempting it would require learning handwriting.
I thought you didn't have to be able to write in Japanese to take JLPT.

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きっと何の役も立たないけど

>>146844629
You don't. It's all multiple choice.

>>146844507
How does it feel to waste even more time learning useless things?

>>146844629
I just assumed you would be required to write at least some things on higher levels. It's kind of weird if you don't need writing.

>>146844875
>learning useless things?
It's completely necessary if you plan on living in Japan.

>>146844976
You're wrong, also
> plan on living in Japan.
Why the fuck would you do that?

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Daily English Thread

>>146845037
This is my heaven here.
I have many English teachers now.

下手でも日本語を使った方が上達するよ

>>146845023
No, it's not wrong. Unless you want to get somebody to fill out all your documentation for you? Either that, or you clumsily spend 30 minutes just filling out a document for opening a bank account because you can't write anything.

Either way, it's sad that you can't even do something that a 7 year old can do.

>Why the fuck would you do that?
Why not? It's a good place to live.

Let me guess, you're going to spew out some contrarian opinion that you heard online about how Japan is actually a horrible place to live.

also to japanese 4chan is pronounced 'chi-chan' and by extension Hiro might read it that way too
weird

Today I did Anki for 40 minutes and then I read a visual novel for 1 hour and 23 minutes.

>>146845206
>It's a good place to live.
maybe if you're a 3rd-worlder it's good by comparison

>>146845226
I am incredibly disappointed in you

>>146845198
Born too early for universal translator augmentations
Born too late to start learning moon
Born just in time to shitport on a Vietnamese embroidery sharing summit

>>146844539
It's actually pretty easy, try it. It probably overestimates your vocab to make you feel good about yourself. I'm not even all that good at English and still it estimated that I know over 30k words.

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Man, this thread works wonders sometimes.

I was going to post a question, but as I was writing and trying to explain what my doubt was, I resolved it.
Thank you DJT.

>>146845210
なんかかわいい

>>146845206
>something that a 7 year old can do
I can write kana too, thanks for your concern.

>>146845339
Shame it still didn't stop you from posting you god damn attention whore

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>tfw did my reps with 15 new words.
>just doing useless things now

I am not focused I am not even listening to stuff.

Not digging this tbqh

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>>146845339
What makes you think we care?

>>146845433
Maybe you should close the damn thread and go do something then you fucking slacker

>>146845433
>lower than 20 new cards
できない

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>>146845389
>>146845435
Thank you for giving me that (You) that's the reason I live for.

Here, have a 猫

Now stop giving me (You)s because I'm out of here

>>146845476
>thinking anki matters
お前こそ

>>146845264
There's that contrarian opinion, right on schedule. Toot toot.

>>146842123
This is interesting, but doesn't really mention subvocalization. Where is this definition of subvocalization as a process that only occurs in functional illiterates from? I found this recent article that does seem to refer to inner speech (though it's not about reading) as subvocalization: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4269111/

Does anyone know a Japanese keyboard for android I can get that we know isn't collecting input data on its users?
I'm not sure I trust the google keyboard

>>146845568
i think you might want to actually read it

it defines subvocalization as a subset of internal speech where you actually make the sounds

>>146845597
I use Simeji but I'm N4 trash.

>>146845597
Agreed, when you find one let us know.
Heavens forbid Google discovers you're typing 生腟 or チンコ

>>146845597
I bet you have 100x more harmful software on your Android phone (starting from Google Play Services), your ISP knows which websites you are browsing and there is a non-negligible chance that your encrypted traffic is captured or already decrypted somewhere, what the fuck are you on about?

Google IME has a "Send Usage Statistics" option that can be deactivated (it was on mine, don't know what is the option by default)

>>146845319
Are you perhaps できぬ girl?

>>146845330
How many words do you know in actuality?
I've learned 2k words with reference document of high-school.
So I became a level of 8 year old.

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>tfw no bf or gf to play with my penis while learning Japanese together.

>>146846071
自殺するしかない

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Hey guys, I'm thinking of learning japanese again
I was 2/3rds into core6k but I've forgotten most of it
Should I just start over from scratch? I did a good job of burning out too quickly over a month last year

Also, going into uni soon (for unrelated stem bs)- what are the chances that they have decent japanese classes? should I just invest in another language? japanese seems useless in the long run, russian is probably just as niche, but chinese and spanish are more practical

>>146845665
I'm not seeing it. From that article: "subvocalize (i.e., name in their minds but not aloud)". What's the difference between this and inner speech?

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So how does Hood Japanese work?

>>146846168
Just start reading some crap and mining if you feel like it.

>>146846168
>Should I just start over from scratch?
How long did you go without any exposure?

>>146846315
to quote:

"Inner speech, on these terms, incorporates but does not reduce to phenomena such as subvocal rehearsal (the use of phonological codes for the maintenance of information in working memory)."

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>雨がとてもたくさん降って
I have no idea what とてもたくさん means here. Both words seem similar, so having them together just confuses me. Any help for a retard?

>>146846491
Reinforcing, maybe?
Like とてもおいしい, とても優しい, etc.

>>146846168
First, if you forgot your Japanese, you never really "learned" it. So yes, start from scratch.

Second, there's no way to know what classes your university offers. You should call and ask your university, not here. I think that's just common sense.

Third, defining the usefulness of a language based on how you can use it in a career is absurd. Using that logic, there's no point in learning anything aside from English, Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, Arabic, Portuguese, French, Russian, and German. Everything else is pointless. Oh, and be sure to never take any kind of hobby that is "useless" because everything needs a practical application in life.

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>>146846404
When I did navy boot camp and came back I didn't forget a thing in those two months. I just had to do anki for a few days but I caught up.

You don't just forget it.

㍻

>>146846491
>loads, a lot, very much
that's my perception
see >>146846541

>>146846491
とても - degree
たくさん - amount
I think?

>>146840856
~Ara ara

>>146846491
"It's totally pouring rain outside."

>>146846435
Ah, it wasn't clear that subvocal rehearsal was the same thing as subvocalization, or rather "real" subvocalization.

Are you supposed to press the "Again" button on brand new cards? I just assumed you were supposed to, but then I noticed that they count as pressing "Again" in the statistics, which doesn't make sense.

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>>146846404
>without any exposure
Thatd be exactly 1 year
I often try to read untranslated releases on exhentai and a lot of the kanji that come up, I've defintely seen on anki but just cant remember. Thats about as much exposure I've had since

>>146846574
>anki for a few days but I caught up
Thats another problem, I removed everything on my computer resembling japanese out of frustration(?). I couldn't not actually start from scratch

>>146846558
I've always thought japanese classes have bad rep from weebs with deviant intentions. I might fit right in but I'd feel ashamed of myself if I can't justify taking the classes aside from out of pure lust for little anime girls... I'd like to atleast delude myself into thinking it has a practical application in life

>>146846362
Yeah i think i'll do that.

>>146847306
No.

>>146847385
Okay, not sure why it's even an option then. On the plus side, my retention rate is much better than I thought it was.

>>146847306
I press again on brand new cards. I don't care about my stats for "learning" cards, so I'm not sure what the downside is. I use Anki for learning as much as repetition.

>>146847449
>not sure why it's even an option then
Because you can modify steps. I think the rationale behind the default steps is that the first time you see a card, you're supposed to take a minute to "learn" it and press "good", and then if you can recall it when it shows up again you press "good" again, otherwise press "again", rinse and repeat.

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Apparently there is a lot of free Japanese podcasts in itunes.

http://www.guidetojapanese.org/blog/2011/06/28/japanese-podcasts-on-itunes/

>>146847372
>I've always thought japanese classes have bad rep from weebs with deviant intentions.
Yes, and I'm sure Chinese classes have a bad reputation with people who don't care about learning Japanese and just want it for business purposes.

Everything can have a bad reputation added to it.

>I might fit right in but I'd feel ashamed of myself if I can't justify taking the classes aside from out of pure lust for little anime girls...
Stop caring what other people think.

Are you actually only taking it because you're a sad little degenerate who is lustful for 2D anime girls? If so, it sounds like you're actually ashamed of yourself but just don't want to admit it.

However, if you're fine with being like that, then just stop caring what others think and do what you want.

>I'd like to atleast delude myself into thinking it has a practical application in life
You're the only person who can decide how practical something is. Once again, stop caring what the world tells you and do what you want. You're so concerned with fitting in and are worried that people are going to laugh at you behind your back or something.

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so this is the power of fansubbing

>>146847900
*don't care about learning Chinese

>>146847884
I'm using some podcast application on Android.
There are some nice ones like 日本文化, 40~minute episodes, I like them.
The application allows using itunes podcasts, which is nice.

>>146847938
i see youve found one of my traduccions

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>spent the last hour crying about life and how much I want to give up and getting sad and angry and crying in public in my arms
>drank 800mg of caffeine everyday for months
>try to stop becuase I wake up at 3 pm everyday and dont get anything accomplished
>drink a small latte
>suddenly life is good again

Does caffiene have addictive properties or am I just being a girl and getting frustrated at life?

>>146848326
>Does caffiene have addictive properties
Of course it does. If I don't drink coffee in the morning I get "caffeine headaches".

>>146848326
>Does caffiene have addictive properties or am I just being a girl and getting frustrated at life

I think the answer is probably both. Caffeine is extremely habit forming, and you can definitely experience withdrawal symptoms at that usage level. Also you sound like a sissy.

Wait, what does this have to do with 日本語?

>>146846168
You won't learn Japanese or Chinese to a level usable in business just by taking university classes. The vast majority of your study time will need to be outside class.

>>146848326
Like any drug, you shouldn't just cut it off suddenly, slowly reduce the dosage and wean yourself off it

>>146848326
I think it is probably you with the addictive properties, rather than the caffeine. In a similar way it's not necessarily the caffeine that is making you stay in bed till 3pm. Always try to believe you have control over your own actions, for as long as it seems to have even the slightest chance of being true.

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>>146847900
>Are you actually only taking it because you're a sad little degenerate who is lustful for 2D anime girls?
but theres no other reason why anyone would take it right? I'm not courting a japanese woman (nor do I intend to), I'm not in it to escape to the japanese lifestyle or live out my SOL fantasies in the 田舎- because I'm not delusional enough to think the grass is greener on the other side. What am I really going to use japanese for, if not to read untranslated japanese-exclusive media? I haven't watched anime since 5 seasons ago, and I don't read manga. Nothing else comes to mind besides more deviant prospects in my case. I'll never understand- this is the same reason why I quit last year

>>146849449
Why do you need a reason at all? Don't you enjoy learning and making progress?

>>146849449
No offense, but your way of thinking is very delusional, cynical, and kind of creepy.

The reason why most people learn Japanese is to speak to Japanese people, live in Japan, or indulge in Japanese media, e.g. books, games, movies, and anime. You obviously fall into that latter category, but you also seem to think that anybody who has another reason for doing it if fooling themselves or something.

Not everybody who moves to Japan is some "otaku" social reject, not everybody who likes Japan thinks it's the greatest paradise in the history of mankind, and not everybody who enjoys Japan thinks they're on the greener side of the fence.

You're thinking about this way too much. And just because you are only interested in jacking off to hentai doujinshi doesn't mean that's why everybody else is doing it. Are you sure you're capable of empathy and understanding what people aside from yourself do things?

With the Yotsubato reading pack, is the order based on the chapters or something else? I want to know if I can do 300 cards read the first chapter do the next 300 read the next and so on. I feel like I really need to start reading as soon as possible or I'm going to lose interest. Cards aren't fun.

>>146849762
You don't need to do the cards, you can just follow along the HTML file if you want. Of course, it would be easiest if you did them and never had to look up any words but that's only going to last for two volumes anyway.

>>146845597
Just use your built in keyboard? What the fuck.

>>146850074
It doesn't do Japanese.

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こまったことがあったらなんでもいってね

にほんごで

>>146850342
つねにひになんかいもたまらなくてじさつしたくなる
わたしなんてしっぱいさく
かみにもひとにもすてられた
どうしよう

>>146850561
あのんくんのいうかみさまって

おひとりさま？

>>146850261
I guess it depends on the maker? I have old as fuck Xperia and it has both Japanese and Chinese keyboard options.

>>146850627
せいぼまりあさまにあいされたい
せいぼまりあさまにおいのりをいたしたい
でもわたしはだめなにんげんだ
まりあさまにふさわしいしんじゃじゃない
きっとまりあさまもそれをりかいしてわたしをけいべつする

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>>146844496
Knowing 魑魅魍魎 pays off again.

>>146849728
Not the first time I've been indirectly called autistic
but you're right- I'm thinking about this way too much, just as much as normal aspie behaviour would entail. Thanks, anon you've thoroughly convinced me to never consider taking up japanese again.

>>146851100
What? Why would that convince you to never take up Japanese? Nothing you say is making any sense.

>>146850789
ネットでこうして遊べてるんだから全然見捨てられてないでしょう
人生は諸行無常ですぞ

>>146851100
Just don't waste your time on Chinese instead.

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>>146850789
えっとね、あのんくんにとって

かみさまに妻を寝取られた男のたちばってどうなの？

>>146851289
man, you were supposed to meme me and say
>give up already, turbo autist
>kys stop learning then if you're not actually interested in it

>>146849868
Not a big fan of the idea of going through it with too much reliance on the dictionary but I guess I will hopefully still pick it up and it will at least give me some context. I'll give it a try.

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When mining with rikaisama, what frequency # is a good cut off point? Things below 20,000? 50,000?

>>146851486
実際にあったことは
マリアちゃんが他の人とセックスした
妊娠したときにこう言った
ＮＴＲじゃないわ、神様だった！

>>146851972
I use ~35,000 or so right now but if you're still mining enough words to build a back log you can be as picky as you want.

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>>146852028
おとこはどうなるの

ガッツてきな位置なんだよ？

>>146851664
Sorry, I try to actually help people instead of spouting memes.

If you don't want any help, though, that's fine.

How long do I need to study Japanese before I forget English?

>>146853149
You don't forget a language once you reach actual fluency. If you forget it, you weren't fluent in the first place.

>>146851664
kill yourself

>>146852166
村人は馬鹿だから信じてくれた
それがキリスト教

>>146853720
chill yourself

I picked up a laptop recently and when I switch to japanese on it it always shows the IME as disabled whenever I'm not on the desktop. Bringing up my browser, notepad, discord etc. just shows it as disabled and it defaults back to english when I type something. I've been troubleshooting and googling this problem all day, does anyone have any suggestions or anything?

>>146854082
Install a beginner friendly linux distribution.

http://www.ubuntu.com/

>>146840385
This might be stupid, but that's an edit right?

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but jessica was too busy starting at her phone, not paying any attention
jessica is a slovenly whore! who ever invited her will be fed to the dogs

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>>146853938
おひとりさまのかみさまのすることは

すべて善行であるとして

おひとりさまのかみさまのしたＮＴＲは正しい事なの？

正しい事だとすると

おひとりさまのかみさまのＮＴＲって少なすぎない？

もうちょっと多くてもいいんじゃないかなあとおもうよ

I just started learning fairly recently, but how do you all balance your time? Usually I already feel exhausted after going through my Anki deck daily, and don't really have desire to read any Genki.

>>146855606
You won't have this problem anymore once you have basic grammar and vocab down and are able to study mainly through reading native content, so just force yourself to keep going until you reach that point.

Why is the は in こんにちはpronounced as わ?

Google keeps telling me about particles but i'm not too clued up on english, can someone explain it to me in simpler terms?

>>146855910
ESLs are not welcome here, please leave

>>146840856
if you really wanna make the most of the lessons, don't write anything down and just focus on listening and speaking. I'm getting weekly lessons and I asked my teacher if I could use an audio recorder to record our conversations to listen back to later and write notes on.
the more you can use Japanese to ask about Japanese the better- learn how to ask in Japanese "what is x in Japanese" "what is ringo in english", "please speak more slowly/clearly"
teach yourself as much as you can(grammar, writing systems, particles,...) so you can spend time in the lessons getting feedback on your speaking. if you self study alongside the lessons you will progress faster, and the teacher won't think you're a lazy student

>>146855910
この日は

Ask a jap for non-guess answer

>>146844442
>tfw literally just decided to look up how to say "get a boner" like 5 minutes before seeing this page.

Guess it's common enough but damn.

>>146855512
いっぱいの人が俺は救世主だよって言ったけど
誰も信じてない
その人たちも神様のＮＴＲ子かも知らない

>>146851972
How do you discover this frequency number?

It'd be useful if there was a way (script? setting?) to just cut off anything after a certain point.

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How bad is this? Seemed to miss a lot of cards today. A bit over 60 percent through RTK.

Can you lend me a hand mates? What does it say here?

一つの武具に込められる魔法付与には限界があるため、ダンスを付与するよりはもっと別のものの方が良いと判断されるのはごく当たり前のことだ。

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>>146856337
It's in the addon options, under the dictionary tab for me.

>>146856728
Honestly, terrible. You should probably stop using anki since you seem to be getting very little out of it.

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>>146856308
いってることもどーでもよくって

しんじてるひとのかずもどーでもよくって

おひとりさまのかみさまにかぎらず、かみさまのすることは良い事でしょ？

いいことはたくさんあるほうがいいよね

ということは、もしかして、さいきんのおひとりさまのかみさまＥＤなの？

>>146856750
That means you must have already downloaded it, right?

A quick google gave me this:
https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/1612642956
Sounds similar?

>>146857145
Nono, it's not from anki, it's built into rikai-sama's dictionary file. That addon might be useful though, I haven't used it myself.

>>146856901
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
それ！
それしかないよね！
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

ハランベのためにちんぽを出して

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weird that they measure windspeed in meters per second not kmph
still gusts at 126kmph, fuck that

>>146857372
Ah, I had assumed you meant in Anki, not Rikaisama. Found what you were talking about, thanks!

>>146856851
Reeee

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当番兵

I don't understand.

>>146858029
so much for 世界の一番刑事ですね

日本語わかりました

姥捨て山

>>146858356
同じです

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What does it mean when someone makes the scissor motion with their fingers?

Like in paper scissors rock but with a chop chop motion

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one day ill learn the secret to making meat, you cant hide the technique forever 日本人

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>>146860147

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>>146857617
ふうそくはなぜか　メートル毎秒　をつかうことになっているよ

あたしもキロメートル毎時をつかったほうがいいのかもしれないとはおもうよ

>>146862316
メートル毎秒のほうがいいよ
だって SI基本単位だし

>>146862316
メートル毎秒がより小さい、それで安心な報告かも

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>>146851972
Here is the only frequency that matters:
Do you want to be able to recall the word or not?
Anki almost guarantees that you will be able to remember/recall the word from longer term memory with minimal effort, provided the word is reviewed as the program suggests.
If you don't really care too much about the word, don't bother committing it to a review process and accept that the next time you come across it, there is a good chance you'll have to stop and look it up again. Is that something you don't want to do? Add it to Anki. Is that something you don't really care about? Don't add it to Anki.

Frequency is largely irrelevant as people tend to be interested in reading narrowly rather than widely, meaning the general frequency corpus used in Rikaisama isn't an accurate representation of the corpus of words which are commonly found within the types of things you are reading. A generic "safe bet" is: is the word found in the Core2k/6k/10k deck? If so, you can safely add it to your vocab revising if the concept of generic frequency is of high importance.

So one process could be:
Look up word, check if it is part of the Core2k/6k/10k corpus.
*A. Yes? Add it.
**B. No?
***B1. Add it if you would like to commit the word to longer term memory.
***B2. Ignore it if you don't really care about the word and don't mind looking it up again later.
[Repeat B for each time you come across the word again.]

Core2k/6k/10k corpus:
http://core6000.neocities.org/10k/

~~~
My process? I like to re-read things at a later point in time and when I come across an unknown word, it is added to Anki if I don't want to look the word up the next time I read that particular manga volume, etc. or not added if I don't care about having to look it up again. That's about as complex as I get, which is kind of like a dumbed down version of the aforementioned process.

>>146862553
no, its better in kmph
they're both SI, but the comparison is easier with driving speed in kmph

Why are so many animal names usually written in kana? Even ones with simple kanji, like 兎

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>>146862614
そーなの

気象庁って、びみょーにぶんけーきしつなの

Is it possible to import my Anki progress from Core2k/6k to Core10k?

>>146862828
https://www.nhk.or.jp/bunken/summary/kotoba/gimon/003.html

>>146862955
I see, thanks.

>>146862682
>kmph
>SI

>>146863096
well then, i've certainly been told

>>146856732
There's a limit on how many enchantments one piece of equipment can have, so it's natural to conclude that it's better to enchant it with something other than dance.

みんな愛してる

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>>146863807
言葉だけじゃ伝わらないよ

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>>146863807
ぶんかざいに

らくがきしたらだめだよ！

うんこしたいやんけ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJJvnCpPK2w
Day 2 guys!

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>>146863807

>>146864063
気持ちワリオ

>>146864047
こんな効率悪い覚え方してたら一生終わらないだろｗ
こんなもん見てる暇あったらひたすら書け
アルファベットは15分あれば覚えられる様に50音も1時間あればマスター出来る　ひたすら書け

>>146864047
How out of ideas have you got to be to start a hiragana video series at the end of 2016

Disappointed in you JapanesePod

Swear they already had kana videos anyway

>>146862856

一方では優しい気象庁、他方では激しい台風がある
台風があるむしろいる、分かりづらい

>>146864063
Every time I see あなただけ, I just think, how many thousands of sweaty japs have already played this, and already seen those words? Fucking slut.

>tfw my pie chart hasn't moved a single percent in days because I mine more cards than I do per day

help...

>>146864454
Surely that means it would be moving down

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>>146864368
>he doesn't understand the concept of waifu multiplication

>>146864308
out of ideas? the idea is to get more day 1 scrubs such as myself and as such i am looking forward to the next video

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>>146864368

>>146864482
Keep lying to yourself, dude.

>>146864482
Multiplication of her offspring because she can't stop fucking random guys

>>146864368
my immersion

>>146864492
There are already more kana video series on the internet than there are kanji in japanese and chinese combined tho

>>146864542
theres always more day 1 scrubs to wrangle

>>146864454
>caring about stats
This is how you become an Ankidrone. Just do your reps and don't worry about the rest.

>>146864454
I can barely bring myself to mine 25 new words a day, let alone keep reading after.

>>146864580
I don't see why unless you do every single card you mine the same day?

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Thanks heaps to the guy who recommended this, it's fantastic

>tfw learned ALL the roumanjis, hiraganas, katakanas and grammars in only 4 months
>tfw all that's left is kanjis
I thought Japanese was supposed to be difficult?

>>146864620
Heh, sorry bud, but there are more kanjis than there are stars in the known universe. It'll take you about 200 years to reach the native level of a pre-schooler.

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>>146864507
Thanks I will.

>>146864520
Your copy does what you want. If she's fucking random guys that sure says a lot about you m8.

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>>146864619
The game starts off with 15 h scenes in a row, but just push through (and don't ctrl). After that shit hits the fan.

>>146864709
>>The game starts off with 15 h scenes in a row,
And, download stopped.

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>>146864724
Good, don't need plebs touching this masterpiece.

>>146860147
Cut.

Or if it's like in >>146861875's .gif, they want to lick pussy.

>>146864756
>calls others plebs while being in DJT

:-)

>>146864756
*snorts and pushes up glasses while leaning back*

>>146864280

LMAO

>>146864846
>linking to the common peasantry

I'm a male of 26. How do you think, could I learn Japanese on my own in 5 years to advance level? Provided I put in as much effort as I can. Btw I have successfully mastered two languages, Spanish and English.

>>146864910
Given you haven't even come close to scratching the doorknob of English, I think 5 years of Japanese would put you at the level of a toddler.

>>146864910
What's the point of asking strangers on the internet whether or not you can accomplish something that depends entirely on your motivation and hard work? Visit the guide in the OP and start learning immediately.

>>146864956
Why? I have a perfect command of English.

>>146864966
Because he's not interested in actually learning the language he just wants the attention and recognition

im a gay virgin of 69 can i learn japanse on my own even if i have aids provided i put in as much effort as i can btw i have masterd 2 languages peeing and pooping

>>146865004
Hey, look I can speak English, isnt it kool? Kek!Now i wanna to no if I can learn a japanese language

>>146864910
>>146864956
>>146864988

I sense a potential hwabyung outburst.

>>146864898
>he says while being in DJT

>>146865070
Just acknowledge the fact that I can speak English very good. Otherwise, provide me with some arguments as to why you think I'm bad at English. In my first message I ofc made some typos, but still.

>>146865145
Stop embarrassing yourself, Pedro.

>>146865145
And there it is. At a wrong target even.

>>146865187
>>146865202
I don't understand, could you be more specific? Just point to the mistakes I made. And don't be so cocky it's racist.

>>146865145
>How do you think, could I learn Japanese on my own
"What do you think," "Do you think" or "I could" would make this a proper sentence, with completely different meanings.
>I have a perfect command of English.
Doesn't sound like something a native would type. "I have perfect command over", maybe.
>I can speak English very good
Very good makes no sense. It's "well". I can speak English WELL. You speak English like a 1st grader.

>>146865235
lol pwn'd 2ez

>>146865235
>"I have perfect command over", maybe.
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/have+a+good+command+of
>Very good makes no sense. It's "well". I can speak English WELL. You speak English like a 1st grader.
kek, you didnt get the joke. I pity you.

>>146865330
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>146864709
>ctrl
I plan to ejaculate to each and every one of them

>>146865330
Good command and perfect command aren't the same thing. But hey, you're just a retarded shitposter, I wouldn't expect you to understand English.

>>146865330
if you werent so aggressive the gimmick might work go back and study my posts from the last 6 months

>>146865409
I speak English very good, is what our Russian schools teach us.

>>146865462
Nice try, but you're not him.

>>146865462
Mgimo finished?

>>146865447
and why cannot I say perfect instead of good? What's wrong with that?

>>146865485
>and why cannot
And why "can't", not cannot. Again, you'd understand all these basics if you were a native.

English is primitive shite

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>>146865527
I used it to make the sentence look more archaic. Also I knew that some faggot like you would start picking on me because of that.

>>146865527
No, your criticism is wrong. Splitting up the can't is allowed, but he did it wrong; it becomes "why can I not say".
Unless you deliberately did it to avoid teaching dumb ESLs anything, in which case sorry.

>>146865644
I'm not dumb! Fuck you and your family for having said that about me.

Can you faggots stop shitposting about your shitty bastard language that nobody cares about anyway?

>Daily Japanese Thread
>Japanese

ANKIWEEEEB

I'm an ESL and better at English than pretty much every native in this thread lol

American monolinguals sure are amusing when they're upset.

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>>146865716
まさか、このスレの目的は？？

>>146864910
>How do you think, could I learn Japanese on my own in 5 years to advance level?
Here is a good starting point:
http://djt.neocities.org/guide.html#Now%20what%20do%20I%20do%20to%20actually%20learn%20Japanese?

>>146865920
>American
>English

They wish

>>146865920
Same here. I feel nothing but pity for amerifats.

>>146865951
I know right, they're just as bad as Australians.
British and New Zealand English is the only true English.

Sorry for bringing it up, buy I think my English is just excellent. Have a good day dabbling in Japanese while I'm about to be fluent in no time by employing my talents.

>>146864846
Thanks for shitting up that thread, cunts.

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>>146865920
>>146865951
>>146865990
>>146866094
>>146866165
Samefag.

>>146866215
Found the jealous amerifat.

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>>146866215
What did (You) mean by this?

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>>146866282
Can't fool me faggot.

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>>146866365
Damn, (You) caught me. I give up.

I'm a homosexual from Russia. I am 26 years old. Considering I have mastered English and can pass for a native in most occasions, do you think, guys, I could reach an advanced level in 4 years from scratch? I plan on studying at least 4 hours a day.

>>146866660
I just can't understand you man. We live in different worlds.

>>146866703
What do you mean you can't understand me?

YOU FUCKERS YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!!! I DO ACTUALLY SOEAK LIKE A NATIVE I FUCKING MASTERED IT I FUCKING RRAD VERYTHING FUCK YOU FUUUUCKCKCKCKCKCKC

>>146866445
on april's fool all post links should have (you)