How could a live action NGE movie not be complete shit?

If they pulled a jaws and you never saw the robots or angels until kaworu, they just showed the after effects of each attack.

>>146797094
remove rei.

It needs to have an actual budget and no japanese actors

>>146797205
This would work. The only thing that couldn't work live is the Eva fights, mostly because of budget.
Real half-German Asuka and British Mari would be bonus points. Love-action usually does a better job of getting real halfers.

>>146797094
Have Micheal Bay direct.

>>146797316
This.

Needs to be made in hollywood. with actors that don't all look like the same fucking person.

but keep it as retarded as the original

>>146797316
Why no Japanese actors?

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>>146797398
Ohh hell yeah! This anon knows what's up.

Angels speaking in ebonics, shiiiet nigga.

No more pussy Shinji. He gonna fuck dem hoes today. Yess suh! 200% improvement.

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>>146797793
Michal Bay isn't that insane. He's not particularly deep, but he's pretty successful so...

>>146797750
pic reated

>>146797205
Interesting idea anon, but how would one be able to show shinji going berzerk mode?

It can't. There is no purpose to make it besides money and we already have the rebuilds for that. It would be a shitty money grab in every possible iteration.

>>146798036
He's successful all right, but he's still shit. He fucked up Transformers and TMNT in the eyes of any hardcore fan and you know the anime community, especially Evafags, aren't going to be for it.

>>146798333
Evafags aren't going to be for anything.
They hate everybody and everything. There's no pleasing them

How old would the characters have to be? Would they go for the 13/14 year old characters or bump up the ages to late teens.

>>146797094
Damn man that Rei is smug af

>>146798504
That would be tough because if they were older, than their social retardation would just make them look immature and stupid, but if they were 13/14 the nude scenes wouldn't go over well with american audiences

>>146798036
The characters in Eva aren't white like those ones, though. What's the problem?

All live action movies are shit

I've never seen any live action jap stuff, but aren't most of their actors terrible?

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>>146799258
>terrible doesn't even fucking begin to describe it

>>146799170
film > anime

>>146797094
By not adapting NGE and making a spinoff instead. Set it after EoE even and folks will wank the live-action as an artistic decision to mark the change in the world and characters.

Turn it into a sex comedy

Give it to Refn.

It's themes and specifics are tied to the fact that it's an anime.

>>146797317
>including Mari

We're trying to make it not suck, anon. Your idea is good if you want mass deaths in the theatres, though.

>>146797094
I'm not even a reifag but that is the prettiest smile in all of anime

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>>146803955

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Who could pull off a live-action Asuka? Rei would be easy enough, there's no acting there. That's one problem. Gendo might be a bit tricky to cast too.

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>>146804353
lol that was so silly.

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They could get rid of Kaworu, because literally no one likes that fag, and make Asuka the secret angel. Change nothing else about her, until the very end she sheds her persona and says that is it Lillan that deserve to live.

Plus Asuka and Shinji can break the tension by finally getting a deathmatch to see who is better.

And you can get some ending where Shinji wishes for the "real Asuka" to return and they wash up on the beach and then you have a good reason for him to strangle her.

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>>146804720
Obviously with this it would make Gendo white, and Shinji could at least be half if they keep Yui jap.

>>146804965
this fucking doujin

>>146805147
was so great. I'm only hype for 3.0+1.0 yo give us the next flood of Eva doujins

>>146804989
Shinji being an Elliot Rodger would actually make a lot of sense

>>146804965
Kaworu was the soul of adam tho...and it wouldn't make sense if asuka was actually adam cause adam is a male

>>146805378
Adam also wasn't a faggot but look at Kaworu

>>146805378
>and it wouldn't make sense if asuka was actually adam cause adam is a male
Tie it into CURRENT YEAR shit, watch as money comes flooding in

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>>146805378
Then make her a tranny for all I care. It'll be progressive.

It's just a story anon, if I make it up, it can come true. Make her Eve.

>>146805409
tru

>>146797094
I don't remember her smiling like that, when does that happen?

>>146805503
Pretty sure it has to be in one of the remakes, haven't seen that smile either

>>146805503
pretty sure it's the cover for a toothbrush commercial

Have a fight between asuka and rei so f/a/ggots can finally decide who best girl is.

You'd have to make Kaji more of a character for sure. He'd be the way to spoonfeed the audience what human instrumentality is through his nosiness. Also, Kaji is the best.

>>146803927
I guess it depends on what parts you're trying to adapt. Mari would be a good inclusion if you're focusing more on the exciting parts of the story or the characyers overcoming weakness.

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>>146806090
The parts that don't make me want to gouge my eyes out. Those are the parts that will be adapted. And we're not adapting any of the rebuilds anyway, because that'd be stupid.

>>146804989
The hardest part would be finding people small enough to match their actual heights. Gendo is 5'7"ish. The Children are all around 4'7". MIsato is 5'4".

>>146805378
Adam is just a placeholder name. It means "human" in Hebrew.

>>146797398
>>146797793
Back to the YouTube comments where you belong

Back to the land of squeaker and songs

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They'd have to work this song in somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuexdl_c5s

>>146797317
>make it not suck
>includes mari
Mari should die off screen before the start of the movies.

>>146798036
Isn't Mikasa being the only Asian a plot point? How did the deal with that?

>>146798504
If they were older teens people would find the angstyness even more annoying, and if you just do away with the angst then you're not making EVA are you?

>>146804720
If it's not Dr. House, The guy that played the lawyer in The Night Of gave me some gendo vibes. He could channel Gendo's weird combination of relentless drive and pathetic-ness pretty well. Also, your asukafag ways blind you, Rei would be the trickiest casting, everyone can do overacting, Rei's subtlety would be what's hard specially for someone that age.

>>146804965
Fucking terrible, I rather have Kaworu and I hate the fucker.

>>146804989
>Obviously with this it would make Gendo white

No, hollywood likes to make characters black for no real reason, Morgan Freeman as Gendo.

>>146806451
they'd probably have this song playing on a radio in the background.

>>146804965
Why does nobody like Kaworu? I found him one of the most memorable parts of Evangelion.

>>146806691
Hes good in small doses. but the more screentime he gets the more obnoxious influence he becomes.

>>146806691
He's like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Look at the DVD Box art and Kaworu is is featured most prominently. He's an elevated side character.

>>146806790
That's true. He's very ethereal and mysterious. You can't make an enduring character out of him.

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>seriously discussing LAEM like a bunch of mewling faggots
The only good LA was Speed Racer. LA is one of the worst things to happen to a series.

>>146807015
Everyone knows that it's going to be shit, doesn't make it any less fun to discuss

>>146806539
They could even add the feet in a bucket bit to semi allude to his other role.

>>146806947
Except Spike was entertaining and didn't make you want to kill yourself every time he was on screen

>>146807184
But it isn't fun and it's not going to happen.

>>146807261
from your mouth to god's ears

>>146806691
He's a flaming homo who preys on insecure young boys.

>>146807428
And Gendo is a rock of heterosexuality who preys on his son and everyone around him. And Misato was willing to offer sex to a boy literally half her age as a reward for saving the world. And the other 14 year old who literally climbed in bed and started spooning him.

>>146807650
But homosexuals are degenerates

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>>146807650
Misato did nothing wrong. Just cause society wants to enforce this idea that it's a bad thing for smoking hot women to have sex with teenagers, does not make it true.

>>146799456
film < anime

2D perfection has been historically sought by humanity for countless millennia.

>>146807650
Misato knew she was dying, she offered it knowing there was no future for her, she did it for mankind. And she even questions the morality of it right before her death.

>>146807945
Doesn't change the fact that the boy probably hasn't grown hair on his arms or legs yet. As for what >>146808118 said, she acknowledges that she really shouldn't have been propositioning a 14 year old, especially at 28. Knowing that what you did was wrong doesn't make it less wrong.

>>146808257
What she did wasn't wrong.

>>146808257
wasn't it more a pep talk then an actual offer.

>>146808257
But she didn't do it to prey on him. She did it to snap him out of his inaction by offering the only thing she could that would. She acknowledges that it normally it's the wrong thing to do, but wonders if given the circumstances it was the right thing to do so:
> Knowing that what you did was wrong doesn't make it less wrong.
She literally doesn't know where the morality of what she did stands.

Side point: don't you remember puberty? he's 14, he's grown stuff already.

>>146808389
>Here's this kid who looks up to me as a surrogate mother figure
>Better make a pass at him, he's not fucked in the head enough.

>>146808432
After a kiss with tongue?

>>146808574
>After a kiss with tongue?
theres nothing wrong with saving humanity by igniting the testosterone of a 14 year old boy.

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>>146808574
Well by that logic you probably think he can't fuck Rei either.

After seeing the kiss and 2 seconds of pure disgust, this is exactly what came to mind >>146808569
But you still have to wonder if it was too much. It could have given him some much-needed confidence, or fucked him in the head even more. Given the circumstances, I think the latter would be more likely.

>>146808640
Not saying there is, but she must have known that dropping that on him wouldn't help his mental state.

>>146808694
Oedipus, how are you even here?

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>>146808758
>the world is ending and his girlfriend just died and a few hosers just tried to shoot him in the head but if I try to do something nice for the boy I'm the one ruining his mental state.

>>146808758
Oedipus complex supposedly only develops at a later age than Shinji was when his mother died.

>>146808574
In the trolley dilemma you would let the five people die because at least you wouldn't be taking direct action in the death of one wouldn't you?

When you have no other options choosing the lesser of two evils is the moral thing to do rather than do nothing and let the greater evil happen.

>>146797094
not made by hollywood for a start

>>146805503
GET OUT

>>146808866
Would it develop around the time when he saw his mother's teenage clone completely naked?

>>146805503
When she gets the picture taken for becoming Miss NERV

>>146808864
I didn't say it wasn't already fucked up, only that adding more confusion wouldn't help.
>The house is already on fire
>Adding more gasoline won't hurt

>>146809021
No, that's way, way too late for it to begin. Supposedly. It's all theories, after all.

>>146797094
by having Anno himself star in the movie and commit suicide on set at the very last second of the movie

>>146809079
>implying a Misato kiss is a bad thing, ever

It's like adding water to a burning building.

>>146809138
While said burning building had tons of magnesium stored inside

>>146808864
>girlfriend
Fuck off shipper.

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>>146809180
but it's a special kind of magnesium that is diluted by water

>>146809202
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>>146809226
Hey chemistry just doesn't work like that.

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>>146809202
Asuka and Shinji are deffo in a relationship. that is just reality

Adapt it as a cornball tokusatsu where all of the Angels boast about how powerful they are, and warn the pilots about their even stronger sibling when they explode with at least 5 sudden replays.

>>146797094
You can't cram the story into movie format, just look at the rebuilds. Remaking masterpieces in general rarely ever works.

>>146809274
That boy has a lot of anger, given how much he liked stranglin'.

>>146809358
Rebuilds were an attempt to do something different with the story that kinda went nowhere and off the rails at the same time.

Could anno direct a live action EVA?

I mean I guess we would have to see how godzilla turns out.

>>146809049

>>146804377
>>146804436

>>146809416
>That boy has a lot of anger, given how much he liked stranglin'.
is it wrong how I thought it was a good idea every time he strangled her, but now in retrospect think it's a little fucked up?

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>>146809266
It works like however I say it works.

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>>146809266
>>146809274
>>>/evageeks/

>>146809494
How about you type like a non-impaired gaiafag shit-for-brains you daft cunt?

>>146809494
Strangling from the front is the most intimate and/or sexual form of killing.

>>146809503
Hey I'm actually a Reifag, I'm just fucking with ya, boi

>>146809553
Not an, rather.

>>146809575
Why not strangle yourself to death, fagliostro?

EVA-01 played by Anno in a tracksuit

>>146805378
In one continuity, where it was retconned in after the show had finished airing. Tabris isn't identified with Adam at all in the manga and Rebuild isn't done, but probably not in there since the four Adams aren't numbered in sequence with the Angels and Kaworu calls himself the first.

>>146809639
You can't, if you're using your hands.

>>146809553
The first time I typed the sentance I said, "is it wrong how it makes me horny whenever he strangles her" Then out of fear, rewrote, my, sentence, instantly, and just slammed submit.

>>146809675
>rei Q

like. I. give. a. fuck.

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>>146809750
>I know nothing about ligature strangulation and am retarded

>>146809750
>You can't, if you're using your hands.
that's quitter talk.

>>146797094
A trilogy directed by Nolan.

>>146809812
I know better than to put my life at risk for an orgasm.

>>146809675
To see how it would translate into film. It's fun and interesting to watch something originally a cartoon or comic and see how it works on the big screen. Walking Dead, for example.

Also, what the fuck is your Webm.

>>146809895
>I know better than to put my life at risk for an orgasm
that's quitter talk.

>>146809895
autoerotic asphyxiation =/ ligature strangulation

What about a Netflix series instead?

>>146797094
Asuka best girl