Monster Musume

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>>146760308
I don't know that she would bring it up as she'd be too embarrassed.

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I am going to marry this spider.

>>146760308
Haven't posted in these threads in forever since /a/ is 2fast4me. How are the odds looking for a second season?

>>146760707
No idea, it's certainly popular enough. We are getting an OAD in November that covers Polt's intro chapter that got skipped. Supposed to be big fanservice

>>146760749
If I throw money at it, will that help?

>>146760789
No, I doubt that's an issue. The manga is popular, and as far as I know the anime did pretty ok as well. We may hear something after the OAD drops

Another thing, they may be waiting for there to be enough published chapters. I'm not sure how they intend to structure the next season if there is one

>>146760973
Yeah good point. Well, here's rooting for Crabman's creative juices.

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Lala a best

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Would you let her feed off your Qi anons?

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This is my wife.

>>146761148
I got about 7 inches of Qi she can have

>>146761170
But how would you carry her across the threshold?

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

>>146761273
>7 inches
She'd probably be into getting it on with you and your twin brother at the same time.

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Fun request, will color tomorrow

>>146761428
Amazing.

>>146761301
Have our honeymoon (Oh lord, Cerea plastered on sweet mead is real good idea.) in a half flooded suite at a Mermaid run hotel.

>>146761428
Solid heh

>>146761428
Darling and Tio's roleplay night is kind of kinky.

>>146760424
I don't even like Spiders But I'll fucking cut you if you get close to My spider!

>>146761502
I laughed at this harder than I should have.

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>>146761519
And your spider will cut you anytime she tries to get close to you. What a terrible waifu

>>146761582
>Implying I am not prepared to get cut
I can only cut because I am ready to get cute for I am a man

>>146761582
Dullahan waifu just cuddles with you.

>>146761428
Whatever happened to that comic you had going, if you don't mind me asking?
I liked it.

What's with the weird naming sense using spanish words in this manga?
>miia = mine
>papi = daddy
>tio = uncle
>mero = mere, sheer
I mean, how the fuck do i tell my niggas that my waifu is called "tio" or "papi"? "Yo amo a papi" is gay as fuck.

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>>146761637
>ywn spend a cozy fall and winter cuddled up to your Dullahan

>>146761749
>using spanish words in this manga?
>spanish
>manga
Anon, you may want to sit down for this. Okayado doesn't write this in Spanish.

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>>146761811
I'd rather a nice fluffy pan faun in winter

>>146761704
Don't get near my Eight legged freak of a qt!

>>146761850
>>>/wales/

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>>146761829
Kubo wasn't spanish either either

>>146761428
>>146761474
MARVELOUS!

>>146761968
>had a dream last night where I did something to piss Ulqiorra off and he chased me through a big building

I can have this but monster girl dreams are too fucking much to ask for

>>146761968
Grab the original Mon Musume volumes and then find any Spanish in them. I'll be surprised if you do find any.

>>146761636
What a cute man you are. Please to be accepting red envelope of good fortune!

>>146761148
>>146761106
Why are blue skinned girls the best?

>>146761749
First of all, have we infected Mexicans with our autism to the point that they talk to people they personally know about waifus? Second of all, their names are almost all puns on their species in Japanese.

This is probably bait but goddamn, it's delicious.

>>146762048
Been having a lot of Monstergirl dreams lately myself, some more weird than others.

>>146762101
Considering that Dragonball is a part of the national culture down there, further degeneracy was to be expected.
>I just thought we had more time before...

>>146762057
>then find any Spanish in them
Sure
>mero
>miia
>papi
>suu
>tio
>>146762101
>have we infected Mexicans with our autism to the point that they talk to people they personally know about waifus?
You do realize that spics are among the biggest weebs in the world, and that we probably make around 1/4 of this board?

>>146762168
Like I said, Okayado doesn't write in Spanish. Give me a volume and page number where I can see that he did, or go back under your bridge.

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I'm going to marry Draco!

>>146761015
The first season covered the first 25 chapters (skipped the gym chapter, which will be in the OVA.)

Currently they are on chapter 44 or 45, so I wouldn't expect a 2nd season till 2018 (late 2017 at the earliest).

>>146762226
Are you an idiot? Of course the dude didn't literally write them in latin alphabet and shit. He used moonrunes that are read that way. The point went 10 km above your head thanks to your outrageous autism.

>>146762206
Had a Polt one, was jogging along with her, and Kimihito was around. Eventually my legs grew tired and i fell down into the concrete

Instantly woke up from it. Its been there more and more as i visit these threads, you fuckers are doing something to me.

>>146762168
That's why we need the wall to block wifi

>>146762168
Didn't realize, but there aren't many where I live so I basically assumed they were rare, like black weebs.

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>>146762377
>there aren't many where I live
I wouldn't be so sure

>>146762168
Reminder that the Facebook page that steals images from here is run by a mexican horsefag.

>>146762140
>somehow I end up caught by Rachnera
>apparently I really upset her somehow
>she has me hanging from the ceiling
>cut me down and tortures me by stabbing me all over with her fingers
>she was talking about something but I don't remember what
>I wake up as she finishes me off

Admittedly been having a lot of death related dreams lately which is concerning. But knowing this I demanded monster girl dreams and this is what I got

>>146762409
Its fantastic until you wake up from it, and then you're shifted back into the shitty reality that you're in. unless you're TTK the lucky prick, but i guess thats limited for him as well as the satisfaciton only in the manga, and maybe some Greentext here and there on the threads.

Though, despite that, every single one of us are binded to this reality, i guess thats why dreams exist.

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>>146762409
Grab all the sheep counting bits from the web shorts and have them playing at low volume while you sleep. Just don't blame me if your dream features a Kobayashi bunny girl whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

>>146762506
They say dreams are a gateway to other existences, different realities, and different universes.

>>146762520
Where would I find those sheep counting bits? It's past midnight where am and I need to wake up at 4.
>Whyareyoulikethis.jpeg

>>146762417
>less than 6%
>basically only present in big cities
>mostly science courses for my major so overwhelmingly interact with whites

>>146762548
Y-yes...

Sorry, i use TTK for something else in the work im currently in, so writing TTF and TTK together fucks me up hard.

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Thank you Face!

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>>146762483
>mexican horsefag
Literally the worst from both worlds.
Those fat mexilards, those greasy mexilards. They are almost as disgusting as their shit girl.

>>146762571
The only ones I have found that included all the sheep counting bits were the [TardRaws] versions I grabbed during the anime run. They may still be up on Nyaa and active. If there's a better source, some anon will be along any minute to tell me I'm an idiot and point out a better source.

>>146762048
>went to bed shitfaced the other night
>had a dream where I kept falling into random anime universes
>Monmusu included
>the brief time I was there just involved Lala staring at me from the corner of a dark room for a couple minutes
>was paralyzed
>suddenly she starts to walk towards me
>everything feels like it's spinning
>close my eyes and open them again
>in Madoka Magica now
>everything felt like a nightmare sequence but I was more confused than scared
>shit felt like a horrible trip
>woke up
>rolled over and went back to sleep
>didn't dream after that

Would prefer to not have that happen again.

>>146761582
I want scars like that so when we go to the beach and people see them she gets super embarassed

>>146762695
It's like I'm really on /x/.

>>146761428
kek

>>146762571
All on pomf.

erhkgj Miia bhdlqo.txt
rwbqem Papi chvtwv.txt
zzyppu Cerea
sdqbhq Suu
yyflsu Mero
hrzsbl Rach
qlzuzh/oywcdf Lala

dbqrqf/sicoev Tio
nxmweu Zombina huvnq.txt
askkx Doppel
jjfile Manako
miriyg Smith

>>146762693 "your an idiot" ;^)

>>146762048
>>146762695
I had a dream where for the most part was a vanilla rom-com with my waifu but then we both drowned and died in a sewer at the end.

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>>146760308

delet this

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>>146762651
Would you believe me when i say i'm a teacher that teaches college students? I guess the dreams are stress related, not that i hate my job, i love teaching, but it gets to you sometimes.

I actually have no beef with TTF honestly, that was just a jest, i just wish i had more freedom.

>>146762677
>t.Amerifat

>>146762834
>butthurt beaner detected

>>146762693
Ya, I isolated all of these>>146762771 from the TardRaws. I would be surprised if they have any seeders at this point.

>>146762771
Are those from the CD that came with the BD version of the shorts?

>>146762911
No they are not.
IF there was a 2nd disc that came with the BD it was never, as far as I've seen, been uploaded anywhere.
I would love to have the professionally done sheep countings, but I don't think that's ever going to happen, so I did it myself!

>>146762706
>hey anon looks like you got some scratches on your back what happened buddy?
>during this dialogue you can see Rachnera getting progressively redder

>>146762822
A college teacher on a /a/ thread?

Well, there's been stranger tales.

>>146762786
Yes Mero, we know you sleep too

>>146763054
Mero's dreams are always wet dreams.

>>146762786
Was she feeding you prechewed rats? Did she have immense claws?

>>146762677
Don't talk bad about my waifu.

>>146762822
a teacher...that teaches college students.
that's called a professor, unless you're a dirty worthless esl ta.
you're either a liar or a leech; either way, kill yourself

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>>146761901
>I'm Welsh
>large fuzzy spider is my waifu
What do?

>>146763175
Teacher- One who teaches, especially in a school

>>146763213
Fuck off to Llanfairwhatever and find yourself a spider wife.

>>146763213
It's ok, I'm a burger and want to cuddle a ball of sheep wool

>>146763213
Didn't you go to sleep at 4pm? You are like clockwork.

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I want to marry this snake.

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>>146762959
It shipped with a BD and CD. Not to mention a hilarious holder. But you're right the CD might as well be pressed in unobtainium.

>>146763341
It was 10am my time.

>>146763236
school != university
what you mean is: i babysit a night class of barely literate unemployable rejects who share my delusions of grandeur

also, blue is best

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Would Lala be okay with my heavy drinking?

>>146763620
Pour some down her neck and she'll start to like it.

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>>146763491
Yeah, i meant to say that you slept exactly 8 hours and came back here right away. I salute your dedication to these threads.
Now it's my turn to go to sleep, this new world timezone is such a tragedy.

>>146763123
Still upset about the ending to that. Hopefully she was reborn as a cuddlier waifu.

>>146763620
no shit, she's irish

>>146763469
I'v always found it odd that scanners/rippers never do the extras and deleted scenes and whatnot too.
You'd think that ripping what I assume is just the sheep counting would be take like 5 min to do.

>>146763636
Dedication? I call it having nothing much else to do. The best part of these threads for me is when the Tarafags unite. Although it's not that rare.

>>146763706
*not that common
Dammit

>>146763706
Looks like I am not only one, who's lurking these threads (almost) whole days.

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Full body weight push ups. Rachnera gettin stronk.

>>146763798

>silk not coming from spinerettes

What the fug

>>146763620
Don't really care, either way I'm gonna be pushing her head neck first onto my dick

>>146762329
>tfw been here from the first chapters, the banishment to /jp/ and now to todays shitpostings and never any monster girl dreams.
Feels bad.

>>146763775
I lurk here at work, check it right before I sleep, check again when I wake up. And doing it for the last two years. Help.

>>146763960
>tfw work overnights
>tfw have been doing this for a month now

The longest break I take from these threads is the six or so hours I sleep a day.

>>146763999

Are you me?
>be security guard
>work 12 hour night shifts on weekends
>in the middle of nowhere
>no one ever shows
>browse 4chan and play 3DS all night, occasionally watch anime off a flash drive on my tablet.

Thankfully a bunch of my friends are night owls/also security guards so I'm not totally bored. These threads are a great relief for long nights.

>>146763580
Not really, isn't there a few doctors here on /a/?

I WILL have monster girl dreams tonight.

>>146764166
When did you realize you were the layabout night guard who gets taken out in every action thriller movie?

Watch your back.

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>>146764271
Here's one where big dog girl looks at child at muscle man

>>146764281

Along time ago. It doesn't help that I'm so far away from the rest of our sites that my supervisors have told me to my face that if something happens to me they ain't coming to help me

>>146764281
I know, that day can't come soon enough

>>146764203
We have at least one guy whose job description is pretty much "jerk off stallions, fist mare pussy". Pays very well too.
>>146764281
Remember when we teased Guard about getting attacked while guarding Crystal skulls?

>>146764271
Thats adorable.

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>>146764332
>We have at least one guy whose job description is pretty much "jerk off stallions, fist mare pussy". Pays very well too.

>>146764330
>>146764329
I wish you both luck. I would keep a mirror on my desk so I could always see behind me.

>>146764412
im gonna assume 5'7

>>146764412
5'8". Kimihito may be either 5'8" or 5.8', which is closer to 5'9". Depends on how Crabman converted from metric.

>>146764412
Im surprise Polt is 5'2, i honest to god thought she was taller.

>>146763798
If you ignore the eyes and the black chitin legs it looks like a giant spider is crawling into the ass of some random chick doing a headstand.

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>>146764329
Better find a way to record that for when they get mad at you for not dying for the cause.

>>146764458

Thankfully I'm in a small room/office/building with only 1 door in. I mainly have to look out one of the windows to keep an eye on the main gate, and the other windows have stuff blocking them so I SHOULD be fine. Now when doing my foot patrols, that another story.

>>146764523
I'm 6'1, pal, I think being as tall as i am is considered "Freak" in japan...

>>146764523
Well, it's easier for you to self-insert. I'm the same height, can't grow a beard for shit, but at least I have more hair than both of you combined. For now.

>>146764523
What is it with manlets and being bald?

Most people i've met who are 5'8 are either losing their hair, or have lost it.

>Lala is 5' 2"

I didn't know they stacked adorable that high.

>>146764874
>she's 4'6" without her head

>>146764952
what a huge head

is that counting her ridiculous hair?

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>>146764874
>>146764952
>Doppel is 4'3"

I know asians are small but this is ridiculous.
Primest wench indeed. I could measure her with my manhood.

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>>146765136
She also weighs only 55lbs, or 25kg.

Even when transformed into something far larger, like Miia, Cerea, or Rachnee.

She is built for the lewdest things imaginable.

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>>146764166
Are there classes ya gotta take to become a security guard? Lookin at becoming one maybe.

>>146765058
So is the brown girl the bait and the hair the cosmic horror?

>>146765365
I know you guys don't like being called furries.

But goddamn you dont make it easy.

>>146765355
I think it's a mix, just because it's hair doesn't mean it isn't a monster, and just because it's the body of a cute girl doesn't make it a vital body part.

>>146765459
I was thinking angler fish.

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>>146765355
Technically, what you see there is nothing more than her relaxing a bit. She has no real form, so even those eyes and teeth are just fake bits. She's all just fake bits.

>>146765213
>55Ibs

holy shit i could pick her up like a kitten

>>146765306

In Cali you need a certain amount of hours in training to be a guard, though not all of it right away. 8 hours is the minimum but you need 40 hours total within 6 months of employment. Basically it boils down to

8 hours to get your guard card
16 additional hours within 1 month of employment(24 total at this point)
16 additional hours within 6 months of employment(40 total at this point)

Plus you have to submit a Live Scan and undergo a background check. But this is all for Cali. Don't know what it is for other states.

To keep this on topic, an idea I've had for a while.

>You have been approved for a homestay
>As part of this, you have to bring your homestay with you to work, to show them the kinds of employment humans have
>what problems/hijinx ensues as a result

>easy mode: your homestay is perfect for your job
>normal mode: your monsterfu is your homestay
>hard mode: you get a random monster girl as a homestay

>>146765365
That's disgusting

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>>146765568
Right?

>>146765425
Please don't lump everyone in with that guy.
I can't stand 3D.

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>>146765568
>>146765696
>Doppel is pranking people around
>"Doppel, come home, dinner is ready"
>"Noooo"
>"No?"
>Just grab her and take home

>>146765554
>She's all just fake bits.
Damn, so this Doppelganger is a Faceless God that transforms to fake characters even in that loli form of hers?
All men going to be a shame for wanting to be with a fake monster girl.

>>146765810
>she then transforms into a devouring void and you cease to exist.

>>146765682
>work in a Nursing home at night
>Normal mode: Lala

Maybe it's best she hangs out in the basement all night. It's cozy enough down there.

>>146765838
Worth, I guess.

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>>146765833
This pic probably answers more questions.
>>146765810
Hnnnngggggggg
>>146765682
Great elder gods, I cant even imagine the list of life threatening shit that could possibly happen if I brought Doppel to work, although it would be pretty convenient to have a shapeshifting coworker in any workplace.

If she could breathe underwater while shifted into a mermaid, she would be invaluable though. I've always wanted someone to help me lug stuff around underwater, or deliver me tools.

>>146765810
>Stop it, i am fear incarnated! Put me down this instant!

>>146765986
Guess they should deport all the Doppelgangers since they don't have a real form.

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>>146766178
I'm guessing they are either pretty rare, or always hiding.

Doppel is certainly allowed to run around because she's a member of MON. She once quoted "As long as you work for the good guys, they let you get away with whatever you want"

>>146766178
What if Smith was a Doppelganger?

>>146766237
Then again, Smith could replace her with a different monster girl with similar ability.

>>146766401
Then why have Doppel in the team in the first place?

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>>146766401
That would sure be somethin', huh?
>>146766407
Shapeshifting without limits is too OP to replace.

>>146766429
I dunno, cant they have 2 of the same species working together?

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>>146766460
I can't resist posting the other one as well.

>>146764977
Average head is about 8". Even if you say she's got a rounder, smaller head, I'm assuming part of the neck is attached to her head, so that's at least another inch or two.

>>146765365
At least you didnt post her Lenny-ized sister from AX in July.

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>>146766460
>Shapeshifting without limits is too OP to replace.
But she's not much stronger than a normal person, and it seems her strength is independent of her form.

>>146766786
>she transforms into Miia
>balance her on your chin tail-first
>or have her coiled on your head like a turban

>>146767067
Too bad she can't split into multiple bodies, or you could juggle her as she's in the form of the other girls. She might be able to pull it off though, just having hair between the bodies.

>>146767134
>people applaud your amazing juggling of several brownies
>you're actually just spinning a Doppel wheel-o-brownies

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>>146764874
>>146764952
With that low height is even better for hugging all that cuteness.

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Sheep bleat at penis

>>146767804
That's why it's sucks to be Welsh.

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Would you fug the puffy bee vulva?

>>146768662
>puffy bee vulva
No.

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Is she for Gentle Femdom or Rough Femdom?

>>146768735
Why not?

>>146768809
Both. Rough when you've been naughty.
Gentle when you've been nice.

>>146768809
Rough fendom because she probably share the whole bondage fetish with Rachnera and are aggressive.
>>146768831
The bee has a stinger to hit your balls and kill you.

>>146768908
But then she would kill herself, anon. She won't do that.

>>146761301
boner power

>>146768927
Anon, it's in her nature to kill people, even if she has to die for it.

>>146769027
So bees are muslims.

>>146769082
>tfw no qt bee gf in hijab

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Reminder that loving Centaurs is absolute heresy and your father is right that you should have pick a different monster girl.

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>>146761636
>I am ready to get cute for I am a man
that's the spirit

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>>146769120
>Dad, can I date her?

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>>146769027
I'd let this bee kill me. She's beautiful and pure.

>>146769214
So long as she's forever a human, yes.
>>146769233
>pure
The Bee was never pure. She tried to suffocate Kimihito with her pussy.

>>146769297
>The Bee was never pure. She tried to suffocate Kimihito with her pussy.
Stop using logic. He just stuck the landing on his mental gymnastics.

>>146761582
That wasn't Rachnee though, she's gentle.

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>>146760308
>beautiful but awkward woman who's been bullied by life into thinking she's a lesbian
>eventually she starts to realize she's a reverse closet case who has extremely deep feelings for her masculine human host despite her flustered assertions to the contrary
>it finally comes to a head when her emotional dam breaks and she finally becomes the princess she always wanted to be by letting her man be the strong, cool prince she's always idolized
>and finally gets the hardcore, passionate, hammertime lovemaking session she's been aching for for years
>a new woman, she issues reparations with all those she's wronged and even invites them to her wedding
>life never bullied her ever again and she gained the most precious thing in the world, all because she was honest with herself, grew up and abandoned her childish, fleeting yuri fantasies
Someday.

>>146769354
>>146769297
>he wouldn't want bee pussy in his face

Are you gay?

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>>146769402
>all this headcanon

Orc. Rape.

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>>146769354
The Bee isn't pure. She needs to be deported.
>>146769402
Before that happens we need Orcs to bully her more.

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>>146762092
Hell I don't know, but there has to be some kind of science behind it because they always fucking are.

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>>146769484
>>146769490
Orc-Anons. You're under arrest.

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>>146769569
Try again.

>>146769484
>>146769490
It has to either be one or the other, passionately swept up into heartwarming monogamy or gangbanged into a mindbroken mess who lusts only for large unwashed cocks penetrating her every hole. You can't just have one after the other or it ends up being cuckshit.

>>146769595
SURPRISE ORC RAPE BEHIND IMAGE WITH CUTE GIRLS

>>146769595
There's a glitch in the matrix.

>>146769595
Is this the power of imagine breaker?

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>>146769595
Don't be like that, Orc.

>>146769490
You can't deport what you can't catch. Bee is too fast for you.

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>>146769658
Draco must be raped for great justice. Are you against justice?

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>>146760308
Why can the OP never start with correct grammar.

>>146769689
What justice is raping an innocent girl?

>>146769629
>gangbanged into a mindbroken mess who lusts only for large unwashed cocks penetrating her every hole

HOT

>>146769629
I know you want the gangbanging. It don't have to be Orcs. You and the Dracofags can take turn raping the Dragonewt.

>>146769707
>innocent

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>>146769678
Unless you use honey or sweets.
>>146769707
A rapist raping a rapist.

>>146760424
>mfw I could marry best girl and also have a knitting partner
Still top tier girl if not best girl.

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>>146768662
Of course

>>146769906
>knitting partner

HAHA
FAAAAAAAAAAAG

what kind of stuff do you knit, anon?

>>146769595
MOOOT!!

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Man what I wouldn't give for a bit of Suu violation right now.

Holy shit.

>nayaa repost general

>>146769993
Still No Matango in the Sorter yet.

>>146769595
>orcs disguising themselves as cute girls
>their disguise so perfect they fool other orcs into raping them

>>146770347
Does this thread have room for shroom?

>>146770797
yes, yes it does. Kino is a CUTE!

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What's with all the weird deletions earlier? Someone get b&?

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>146770922
Kino drugged the group. She needs to be sent back before she has everyone high.

>>146770982
Some autist posting 3dpd shit.

>>146771209
Oh, the guy who posted the Polt cosplay?

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How can I one snake be so cute?

>>146771050
Lies... we all know what happens at Kimihito residence, It is a hot bed for illicit drug use. I mean look at Mero with her tragedy enhancing drugs. Not mention all the crystal meth that Suu makes as a biological byproduct of her metabolism. Papi abducted Poor little innocent Kino to see if they can get into hallucinogens for a new type of high. Mero off course, does no like doing shrooms since at least for hear had a bad trip of being happily married to kimihito with a happy loving family.

>>146771209
As far as I'm concerned even "on topic" cosplay has no place on /a/. I don't want to see 3D while I'm browsing here, they should keep that shit on the cosplay board plenty of attention whoring for everyone.

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>>146770982
Oh my god baby rachnera is so fucking adorable.

10/10 would daughteru.

>>146771390
Mero. git.

>>146771390
I wonder what would a baby mero look like? Would her internal organs be visible through her transparent skin like what you see in freshly hatched fish.

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>>146771407
Did I say something wrong anon?

>>146771379
That's why the deletion.

>>146771463
Mero is a nice girl but I would never want her around my family.

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>>146771541
Id want her to be my family.

>>146771459
Oh gosh can you imagine a tiny mero's little tail as she just learns to swim.

>>146771541
Why? She seems to be over most of her tragedy fetish, she is kind and loving and pretty good with children, according to suu an papi

>>146771459
>can see loliMero's internal organs
Yamete!

>>146771600
> you can see Mero's heart beat quicken as she plays with her sisters in the spawning pool.

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>>146769724
Damn you to hell, anon. I try so hard to get out and support the magic of vanilla love but you just keep pulling me back in. If I end up taking it too far it's your fault.

>>146771680
>you will never see loliMero's heart skip a beat from seeing her first crush.

>>146771459
That sounds strangely adorable in its own way.

>>146771708
Are you just an orc disguised as a human now? Do you identify as a transOrc now?

>>146771746
There are other internal organs, anon.

>>146771848
Do you want to See loli Mero's body turn her lunch into a poo in real time anon?

>>146771500
I know I was just expressing my gratitude to the janitors for once. The guy who posted it was really cringy too, sounded like some reddit shitter

>>146771897
Ew.

>See her stomach get all bubbly when she burps
>Can see her body squish when you poke or hug her
This is the cute stuff.

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Kino a cute!

>>146771746
>ywn be lolimeros first crush that is tragically too old for her

>>146772060
>Implying

Loli is timeless. It defies age constraints.

>>146772004
I want to tickle the frills under her cap.

>>146772172
If Loli is timeless and god is timeless? Does that Mean god is a loli?

back to mero, ywn well never Mero's blood rush to across her gills as she learns to swim.

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>>146771459
>Meroposting without tragedy
Damn you, Anons. Lemmie fix that for ya.
So, you know what would be tragic here?
miscarriage

>>146772253
Be careful, I am pretty sure it is a erogenous zone for her as it is her primary means of having children.

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>>146772285
I really wish sometimes you'd fuck off and let me post mero without the tragedy meme constantly there.

>>146772282
Yes. All who behold her glory will realise the truth on an intuitive level and worship her perfect loli body.

Making loliMero blush and seeing the blood flow to her face increase would be pretty cute too.
Especially if she tries to hide her face from you with her hands, but you can see the bloodflow anyway. Hell, you'd probably even be able to see through her hands.

>>146772282
>does that mean god is a loli?

It is the purest form.

>>146772285
But wouldn't that cause a time paradox. This is what would happen if Mero found a time machine and went into the past to cause her mother to miscarry mero. It will become a infinite time loop of tragedy to which mero can never escape.

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>>146772466
I'm sorry, Anon. I just want to have some fun with you, folks.

>>146772530
This is how fish dies happy.

>>146772626
It is not really death anon. It is more like paradise for the likes of mero. Though she might have a sense of deja vu after awhile.

>>146772329
Why do you think I want to tickle it?

>>146772004
Stop having a boner for the loli mushroom Anon.
>>146771708
Your welcome.

>>146772749
Kino is a cutie that just needs some affection to make her shine.

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>>146772866
Is Kino edible? As cute shroom she must taste great...

What if Kino was a type of Cordyceps?

>>146772967
Do not lightly salt and saute in butter the Kino.

>>146772478
If we had a lolicrabgirl with a transparent exoskeleton, you might be seeing the same thing as lolimero, but instead of a reddish tint from her blood, you would have a bluish tint from her blood.

>>146772967
>>146773032
Kino is not for eating; She is for loving and cuddling.

>>146767134
>Too bad she can't split into multiple bodies,
>you will never have a threesome with Doppel and Doppel.

>>146773112
I gonna eat that cutie shroom!

>>146773112
she is for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29u_FejNuks

>>146773012
No wonder why Kiira would of been scared of her then.
Rachnera could be a potential first victim.

>>146768662
Maybe. It depends on how she responds to my licking the pollen off her thighs.

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How can one newt be so cewt?

>>146773336
Ugly boi

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>>146773336
Because scales and meaty tail!
Look out for Orcs, they're here

>>146773032
Smith's gonna send you up the river for a salt'n'buttery on a mon musume, anon.

>>146772004
MAXIMUM SOFT
O
F
T

>>146773188
>>146773189
Are you just going to bully little cutie shroom now?

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>>146773568
This is not bullying! This is how I express my love to her! What's wrong in eating her? If you know, what I mean

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>>146773425
Shitposters will shitpost, nothing to do about but ignore them.
I just post Draco instead

>>146773662
you might end up getting addicted to her natural made mushroom ketchup
see >>146773189
you know from where you are going to get this rich taste. It will give you both a normal boner and a tongue boner

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>>146769120
Horse pussy

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>>146773704
Good answer. Here's your reward.

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>>146771459
>>146771696
I would give my kingdom for some kind of transparent monstergirl where most of her bones and organs are visible through her smooth and supple see-through skin. Sometimes the sexiest part of a doujin is getting to see the internal cumshot, with a girl like that you get to view your lovemaking from angles no other couple gets to see. You can both watch your dick sliding in and out of her, pushing against her cervix with every thrust and getting to see her womb fill up with your cum. And then after impregnating her you can watch every day as your child gradually develops in her stomach.
Fuck me, a transparent waifu would be so awesome.

>>146773112
Oh, I'd eat her if you know what I mean. Pussy AND ass.

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>Miia is can see warmth radiating off of prey
>strong enough to crush metal
>able to propel herself extremely far
>extremely determined
>knows some CQC
If Darling wanted you dead, would there be anything that could stop her?

>>146774011
You've definitely nailed some of the appeal of it for me. There'd be nothing like seeing your dick inside her, and the result of you cumming like that. Being able to see her face contorted in bliss, watching her vaginal muscles contract around you in orgasmic spasms.
Then, day after day, seeing her belly get bigger as your child grows from a fetus, visible in crystal clarity. It'd be fascnating, and there's also that symbollic attraction where that transparency represents her openness to you, and her vulnerability.

>>146774306
Getting thrown back over the wall?

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[best_girl]
Reminder that Doppel can be as curvy as you want her to be and is not stuck in her jailbait form.
[/best_girl]

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>>146774478
>implying that could stop her

>>146774554
That's just wrong


Anyway, night /a/. Sweet your favorite girl dreams.

>>146774577
>Sneks landing on Mars to establish a martian colony.
>Sneks on mars grow to gigantic sizes due to low gravity.
>Sneks terrafrom mars with their Snek technology
>you will never be the first man on mars
>you will never be swarmed by gigantic Sneks looking for Snu-snu
>why live

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>>146768809
Why not both?

>>146771897
Transparent body makes it very hard to resist lewding the babby fysh.
>can see just how excited she gets when you describe your most recent tragedies

>>146772004
>>146773112
Can she get me high?

>>146774789
>Sneks terraform mars with their Snek technology
>The planet turns purple and is uncolonizable for everyone for ever

>>146775057
apparently, if you want her to through her spores.

>>146775074
I feel like I should get it but I don't.

>>146775057
THIS! If yes, she's best girl ever.

>>146774789
>sneks basically turn into sandworms

>>146775226
Titanoboas For Mars, then.

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>>146775154
Sneks cannot into preparing things.

>>146771305
I wish I was kimihito, free psychedelics bro

>>146775301
Ah right, thank you.

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>>146764519
Top fucking kek

>>146775074
Wouldn't various alien races then want to contact Sneks for this technology to use as weapons in a genocidal galactic war that ends up leaving most of the galaxy's earth like planets uninhabitable.

>>146775792
Yes.
The Sneks' recipe for baked potatoes can level a city

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Is it time for superior fuzz?

>>146775792
>>146775839
>ywn play Spore IRL with lamias

>>146775924
FYI, Spore was a lot better when it was Simearth and simlife.

>>146775297
>astronauts land on planet
>find ancient shrine
>meet colossal lamia
>to spare them, they leave behind one astronaut to worship/help/have weird sex with her

>>146776004
I haven't played it yet. Is the space stage bad?

>Your monster waifu found out you were watching VR porn of another monster
What is their reaction?
What do you do?

>>146776186
She does that thing where a slight push makes you fall down.

>>146776181
yes. all of Spore's issues stem from over simplification of the game mechanics and the limited scope of the terrestrial part of the game. The Space part of the game feels completely out of place with the rest of the game.

if you forcibly removed that mushroom cap would she be like ika and just start bleeding out?

>>146776160
you should see what Harpies did with venus with all the cloud cities floating 30 miles in the air.

>>146776799
It would probably feel like as if you romoved a large section of her skull and a huge portion of her genitals at the same time. Removing her cap would be fatal to the Cute kino.

>>146776324
>She gets her VR set and engages in the VR role play with you as the other monster girl.
If she is doppel, why would you even need a VR set when doppel can be anything that strikes your fancy. This would also applies to Suu.

>>146774306
Bags of ice from Sevensons.

>>146776729
Well shit, thank for the warning.

>>146777173
To hide from Miia's heat sensing gaze you could also use some dry Ice to block Infrared radiation from reaching her heat sensing pits.

>>146774306
a gun

>>146760424
Mah nigga

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>>146770990
Zombina is the Superior Girl

>>146777343

>>146777283
I was actually more going for shoot them at her to disable her.

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>>146777598
Wow, didn't even notice that. What luck.

>>146777672
Dry Ice would work even better. It would both disable her and blind her thermal sensing pits.

>>146777702
>>146777598
Wow!

Nobody gives a shit!

>>146777833
Papi wa Grumpy

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>>146770990
>>146777536
Doppel and Zombina are the Superior Friends and memes

>>146777702
Would you live in a cloud City in Venus's upper atmosphere with Papi?
Sneks have mars
Harpies have Venus
Dullahans have Pluto
Mermaids have Neptune and its moons
Centaurs have the asteroid belt and the centaurs(astronomical bodies)
Lizardmen has Mercury
Draco lives in Uranus
Lilith has Eris
Arachnes have Saturn and its moons
Slimes has Jupiter and its moons
Humans and demihumans(ogres monoeyes and whatnot) have earth and the moon
Yukionnas have the Kuiper belt
Kitsunes have the hypothetical planet nine.
Kobolds have Sedna

>>146778505
Doppel has the Oort cloud.

>>146778368
What happens if you undo the stitch on Bina's face?

>>146779600
you get to see inside Zombina's skull or it reveals a hidden second mouth that Zombina uses to eat brains with.

>>146779600
You'll get to see her muscles.
More like which one is her real skin

>>146778505
With the exception of Mars, all of those are horrible places to live

>>146779852
Even the earth?
I Never said live in the solar system was easy.
Venus's upper atmoshere is the most habitable place to live outside the earth more so than mars's surface.

>>146779999
Well, not counting the Earth. Earth is alright

>>146780176
Could be better.

>>146774306
Cold water. (Non lethal, almost)
A gun, my multipurpose knife