What would her god tongue taste like if I french kiss her?

Water, with traces of

Proteins (alpha-Amylase 60-120mg/100ml being the most abundant)
Urea (12-20mg/100ml)
Glucose (0.5-1mg/100ml)
Lipids (8-10mg/100ml)
Hydrogen Ions (H+), very mild acidity
Calcium Ions
Inorganic Phosphate
Fluoride (less than 1 micromol/L)

Youngt and Schneyer, 1981

Diseased semen. Slightly fermented.

>>146745451
French toast?

>>146747016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

It's not that the tongue has a godly taste, it's that the tongue has a godly tasting ability. The better question is what would she taste if she french kissed you?

>>146747016
>implying she won't puke from the taste of mountain dew, cheetos, and plaque buildup from never flossing

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>>146747016

>Urea (12-20mg/100ml)

>>146745451
It'll taste like ice, but your tongue will defrost it.

>>146747305
That was the next point I was about to raise; you're absolutely right, it's what she's gonna taste that one should be worried about.

She can probably taste everything you've eaten for the past week and detect any concentration deviations compared to her own saliva. Poor hygiene increases bacterial action and thus the level of toxins and lymphocytes, which should alter taste enough for her to notice.

>>146747469
It's a byproduct of bacterial hydrolysation of amines, with the release of ammonia. Leads to a rise in pH.

>>146745451
Me.

>>146747570
>>It's a byproduct of bacterial hydrolysation of amines, with the release of ammonia. Leads to a rise in pH.

>Beer is literally piss

It all makes sense now.

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>>146747016
>Fluoride (less than 1 micromol/L)
/pol/ was right!

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>>146745451
Oh, there are better uses for her god tongue. Such as tasting fresh semen from my dick.

You bring up an interesting point anon. If she kissed somebody wouldn't she taste everything they ever ate?

is it just me or is french kissing super fucking hot

>>146752572
Depends on how it's done. It can fit almost anywhere within the cute-hot spectrum.

>>146752859
It's also disgusting if done wrong.

>>146745451
'nut butter and squid