Orochimaru

Yes.

no. he is a snek guy.

Isn't Orochimaru a woman?

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>>146710612

But why does he help everyone else save the world and why does he save Sasuke?

Why does he raise a kid to go join Narutos' son and sauskes daughter?

What does it app mean?

>guy

>>146710689

Exactly. Like wtf. How is he both mother and father to that kid.

>>146710597
I loved him.

He did whatever he wanted and got away with it

>>146710696
>But why does he help everyone else save the world
because he belongs to that "world" part

>and why does he save Sasuke?
because he still considers sasuke a valuable possible vessel

>Why does he raise a kid to go join Narutos' son and sauskes daughter?
Boruto shit

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>>146710597
He's a mass murdering monster. He's killed children, his teacher, the Kazekage, his own subordinates, his lab rats...
It's astounding that he got away with everything without even a slap on the wrist, while Mizuki went to prison forever for stealing a scroll.

>>146710884
Not that guy but you have to admit it was really bad the way Orochimaru was all "lol well I guess I'll help the good guys now."
It was almost as bad as Nina's reasoning for helping Lelouch.

>>146710884

Hey! Boruto is decent and has good potential.

He just wanted his mum and dad back like Sasuke.

>>146710689
Orochimaru left humanity behind a long time ago

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Who is the best Kage and why is it Tobirama?

Yes but always cool when a villain gets away with it.

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>>146711472
Excellent taste.

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>>146711472
He saw through all the bullshit. The village didn't deserve him.

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>>146711472
Best kagae.

>>146711626
I love these. Post the rest.

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>>146711681

WE

The uchiha FEAR the senju!

>>146711999
Kek now post the Sarada version one.

>>146711942
In their defense, kids don't HAVE to participate in them.

>>146711472
>Best Hokage
>Didnt remove Uchiha

>>146712061
>In the Boruto manga, Shikadai and Inojin don't want to participate in the Chunin Exams
>Ino and Temari force their 12 year-old kids fo participate in dangerous death matches against their will

>>146712144

>mostly because of his bro
>he never gave them more power than being police grunts
>didn't want them near the other clans
>attacking them as a senju means war, tobirama aint gonna involve innocents

Also, itachi already removed kebab

>>146712144
>moved Uchiha to the ghettos

guy was a true believer of segregation.

>>146712061
And yet, 99% of the participants we've seen are minors.
Which doesn't make any sense really. Hundreds if not thousands of Ninja present themselves each year, yet less than 20 are even allowed to reach the finals. That means that there should be tons of adults that keep repeating the Chunin Exams too.

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>>146710909
Because he's Orochimaru.
His main defining quality is not giving a fuck and doing whatever he wants.

>>146711626
Holy shit? Legit made me laugh out load.

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>>146711472

>>146710909

Welcome to Shonen. Look at the fuck happened with Vegeta

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>>146711755

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I think we can all agree that pic related was best boss

>>146712200
IIRC it's said that the exams are less dangerous now since the world is at peace.

If Gara had peaked at his scroll during exam would Iruka have been able to punish him?

He's a bad guy.
For you.

>>146710909
>while Mizuki went to prison forever for stealing a scroll.

He's prob got out when pain leveled the entire village and then everyone was mass revived.

>>146710969
"If I don't do this we're all going to die" has always been a perfectly good reason for having main characters and their antagonist team up.

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>>146711472

>>146712144
He domesticated them. Unfortunately for him Hiruzen didn't know how to use a properly firm hand when dealing with them and they began to become uppity.

>>146714152
That is nowhere close to what Orochimaru said when asked about his reasons for helping.

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>>146711472
Ya damn right.

Why is everyone in this fucking show adorable as children? Is kishimoto a pedo.

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>>146711472
Because he's the best. Just the best.

>>146711472
In terms of being Kage and running things, I rank them
2>6>7>5>3>1>4

In terms of strength
7>1>4>2>3>5>6

>>146718078
Wait, are you counting number 6 as Kakashi or Danzo?

>>146718784
Kakashi obviously.
Without the Sharingan, he's way weaker than the other Hokages.

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I want to FUCK Haku

>>146710689
technically it's a mystery due to his experiments on his own body

when he was a full villain he did use a female body when fighting Sarutobi then switched to a male when he was dying in the aftermath

It's the Guy

>>146714056
I like to think miz just escaped and went to the other side of the world or some shit
Getting his ass beat by a kid was pretty sad

>>146711472
>died to 20 fodder lightning niggers
>best anything

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>>146711999
>>146712041

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>>146710969

>>146720679
kek
>filename
double kek

Thank you, anon.

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>>146720679
how will sarada fuck this up like the other hokage's

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>>146720905

Her and Boruto are gonna bang and pop out the most powerful ninja ever.

>>146710984
fuck off Double4anime

>>146720905
Can't fuck up worse than Hiruzen, Minato, Tsunade and Naruto did.

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>>146720967

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>>146720967
>that child is kaza guy from chapter 1
>sarada single handedly ruin the village because she can't control her ovaries because pinkshit genes.
i'd rather mitsuki for hokage

>>146711472
The good thing about Tobirama is he appreciate non-nigger uchihas like Kagami.

He is just careful.

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>>146720967
How is that a bad thing?

>>146721681
What does keikaku mean?

>>146710689
and isn't Betty, a woman's name?

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>>146710597
Orochimaru wanted to save people from death and suffering. Orochimaru is a saint and total bro and hero.

>>146710689
someone needs to make a gif of Evil Betty ripping his shirt off for comments like this. I need all bases covered.

>>146724417
TL Note : Keikaku means plan

>>146726151
The funny thing is that Orochimaru had another student we never found anything about.
Orochimaru fucked him over once more by having Kabuto infiltrate his team.

>>146711472
>This shit again

Obviously it's Hiruzen

Has anyone in manga/anime ever gotten away with as much as Orochimaru? After being a public menace for several decades, he gets reintegrated into the society he's treated like shit.

>>146711472
BANKAI

>>146731241
Not like japs give a fuck about irl warcrimes.

>>146731241
Vegeta

>>146712200
>implying all ninja mothers don't do this
It's the equivalent of signing your kids up to do stupid talent shows you the parents can try and one-up each other in some foolish competition.

>>146720905
She's an Uchiha. I'm sure she'll find a way.

>>146731241
>Has anyone in manga/anime ever gotten away with as much as Orochimaru?
Griffith. Guts has gone full-blown cuck and doesn't even want his revenge anymore, he just wants to get his stupid used goods fixed and hopefully wash the stench of demon jizz from her blown-out cooter.

>>146721079
>Uchiha
>Somehow not fucking.
>Somehow not fucking up entirely.
Kek.

>>146728152
what the fuck I like Donald Trump now

>>146711472
because his character isn't developed enough to be criticized as much as the other characters and he has a really cool design

>>146732346
But instead of embarassing themselves in a contest they throw deadly weapons at each other.

>>146710909
They only let him get away with it because they knew they could use him and they probably couldn't kill him or imprison him and it would just start a war. Much better to try and make him into an ally.

>>146720967
OGRE MAGI

>>146733183
Pretty much. Like a gladiatorial arena for kids.

Stupid question, but what happened to his Sound Village?

>>146733628
Kishimoto probably forgot about it

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>>146733628

No one knows.

>Spooky music plays in the background

>>146720967
>Female Kage
>Ever reproducing
She going to become a christmas cake and die alone

>>146734455
>implying Hiashi would allow it

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>>146734455

I would have fucked the shit out of Granny Tsunade. Even if she was 40 years older.

>>146734539
We don't even know if Dan tapped that shit before he died. Tsunade might be a 60 year old virgin for all we know

>>146734539

She's a Hoe Kage

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>>146735089

Why is he so cute <3

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>>146711472
You mean Tobirama "The Sharigan Scalper" Senju?
Tobirama "push the edge off a ledge" Senju?
Tobirama "eyes of red, better off dead" Senju?
Tobirama "'Senju' filthy Uchihas to the morgue" Senju?
Tobirama "stick a kunai in every red-eye" Senju?
Tobirama "I was right about those fucks, my brother's a cuck" Senju?
Tobirama "The Final Solution" Senju?
Tobirama "The Man with a Plan for the Clan in his Van" Senju?

>>146720967
She can't, she's only 1/2 Uchiha, and Boruto is only, like, a 1/4 Uzumaki, and half Fodderuga

>>146740803
Don't underestimate plot armor

>>146740803
And all those halves amount to the next Kaguya. lrn 2 eugenics

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>>146740803
>implying Naruto's dad won't be revealed to be part of some secret super powerful bloodline if it ever comes to that

>>146740997
>Kaguya
So another useless chick with a 100% losing record that gets easily buttfucked by a special snowflake Susanoo and sucker punched by a normie?

We need Hagoromo Uzumaki instead >>146721108

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>>146710696
Does the fact that Sauce only put one baby in pink shit mean that he has basically given up on reviving the Uchiha clan?

>>146728152
Woah, what? Trump never said anything about making Muslims wear special IDs. He just thinks we shouldn't accept immigrants from high Muslim countries until we can make a better immigration process to weed out the ISIS infiltrators.

>>146741334
I don't think he ever cared much about that. Otherwise he would have stuck his dick everywhere instead of obsessing over killing everyone and offering his body to snek pedos.

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>>146734539
Uuuunfff

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>>146741603

Tobiramas view on the Uchihas reminds me of this video of a girl that kept on hitting this cat until it eventually lashed back at her and scratched her eye, then her complaining about how evil the cat was.

>uchiha are perfectly peaceful for years despite constantly being harassed and limited by tobirama
>one guy gets fed up and leaves a bit violently
>"see I told you so!"
>banishes the uchiha to the ghetto
>they still do nothing to him
>finally they decide they've had enough of this shit
>end up getting killed by their own clan member before they even get a chance to do anything

Tobirama is pretty much the worst hokage possible besides tsunade.

>>146742224
At least he is one of the few that didn't have any edgelord nuking the village under his watch.

>>146742282
The village would never have been nuked by edgelords in the first place if it wasn't for him.

Seriously, if he hadn't treated them like shit there wouldn't have been any dissent towards the village from the uchiha, sasuke would never have gone edgelord at all, and when pain attacked they would have had hundreds of uber powerful eye hack jutsu ninjas to defend against him.

>>146741646

Hot

>>146742224

HEY!

DONT YOU FUCKING HATE ON MY TAYTAY

>>146710696
wait...did kabuto and orochimaru have a babby?

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>>146743489
maybe

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Here's hoping for more Sarada from Wataru in the future. I'm enjoying his "lets cuck Sasuke" phase

>>146718994
You and me both, anon

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>>146743529
>Orochumaru now plays the role of mom during the day and evil trans villain by night
Has science gone too far?

>>146744795
>evil
>implying he doesn't invite Bort over for a sleepover and order pizza while letting the kids bet on gladiator matches between his abominable human experiments

>>146744911
sounds pretty horrible famalam

>>146743529
>Orochimaru will never be your mom (male)

>>146745113
You haven't even seen the part where he invites them to take milk baths with him and they play "hide the snake" in the tub

>>146710597
Naw. Orochimaru is a good girl.

>>146710597
is he even a guy anymore

Karin is best girl.

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>>146749073
Sausage should have bred with her instead. Sharingan eye hax together with Uzumaki chakra powers would have been a much better combo.

>>146749153
>implying he didn't

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>>146749153

They make a good couple.