Seacats

>>146677468
>tfw you're subhuman furniture that's unable to love

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I want to deito Lucifer.

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I want to give Erika the chopsticks.

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Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

>>146677468

But its midday here...

>>146677468
I want to fuck Erika in a duct tape dress!

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I want to fuck Lambdadelta!

The hell it is. Will best husbando. Best detective.

>>146677468
Erika can solve my mystery any night.

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>>146678571
I don't think she's able to find your tiny dick no matter how hard she tries.

When will we get something that is better than episode 3 of Umineko? I just don't see it happening in our lifetime.

>>146678456
>Wil
>best anything

Nice try Battler.

>>146678655
End of the Golden Witch

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>>146678655
The Witch and the Hundred Knight. The ending left me even more confused than ep3.

>>146678984
Nice try but the only thing good there was the ending rest was boring as bricks in July.

>>146678655
i didnt really understand the hype behind episode 3, desu, i enjoyed a lot of the other episodes more than three

my ranking when i originally read umineko was
4 > 5 > 8 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2

on a re-read, though:

2 > 6 > 8 > 4 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 1

>>146679237
3 has the best setup, the best mystery, the best ending, the best climax. How can you not like it? 5 was the only thing that came close with the climax. But there was no heavy mystery behind it.

Honestly, the mystery and the ending with 3 still stick with me as the best ending and mystery ending there could be.

3 > 5 > 7 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 8 > 1

>>146679332
I didn't hate episode 3, i just liked the other episodes a bit more. In the bigger perspective of umineko, in hindsight I preferred episode 2 and episode 6's ending to episode 3's. I guess people really like episode 3 because of the ending twist, though.

>>146679954
You have to view episode 3 as a whole, Eva winning and becoming a witch doing EVA things. Then you have the greatest mystery presented in the VN, as well as the great twist ending. Nothing really comes close, you have a great buildup, mystery and climax as well as the twist ending that ties everything together.

>>146679954
The ending of episode 2 was fantastic, but episode 3 had a lot of great moments throughout. It didn't stop.

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>>146677468
Posting best Seacat.

>>146679954
>>146680039
>>146680162
I liked the ep5 better
it was such a good ending
>muh moe natsuhi
good shit
5 > 3 > 2 > the rest imo

>>146682973
I also like EP5 better desu
After that and episode 3, every episode has many pros and cons for me to rate precisely

>>146679237
What >>146679332 said.
Web of Red Truths fucked me until I came and transformed into a mindbroken bitch.