Why are truck accidents such a meme in Japan? Why do so many

As a hikiNEET, I can verify that nothing good ever happens when you leave your home and I've almost been ran over by a truck once and by cars a few times.
Just lack of awareness to their surroundings, basically.

Asians are notoriously bad drivers.

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The NEET has to die somehow in order to get whisked away to another world. Considering they are NEETs, how are they going to die?

The easiest and most plausible way, aside from a heart attack/poor health (which would disqualify him from being our MC) is a car accident--something easy to get into, especially in large cities like Tokyo, that doesn't put the MC at any kind of fault, and requires little to no set-up or world-building (such as a murder would require).

>>146654521
Japan is the notable exception.
Japanese traffic is like the lines at Comiket.

Shootings rarely happen in Japan, so they picked the next most convenient thing.

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Truck-kun purges the world of the useless and the impure

>>146654601
>The easiest and most plausible way, aside from a heart attack/poor health (which would disqualify him from being our MC)
I've read several series where the MC literally does die from poor health prior to his reincarnation.

>>146654641
Why can't the MC get stabbed by a Yakuza thug after looking at him the wrong way?

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>>146654646
They can't all die by truck.

>>146654610
So tail gating everyday?

>>146654688
Too unrealistic. The Japanese are way too polite to look at people the wrong way.

Because it's real

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nintendo-pokemon-death-idUSKCN110091

>>146654688
Because yakuza don't use violence like in your tv shows. They buy your property and kick you out.

>>146654688
I remember one where a guy got killed by a thug before reincarnating basically for just that and talking shit, but it was an american thug.

>>146654601
What about slipping on a bar of soap? Tripping down the stairs? Choking on vomit after getting blackout drunk? A mugging gone awry? Falling into a faulty escalator? Tainted food?

There are so many dumb ways to die but nips can only think of trucks?

>>146654243
Because Pokemon GO exists.

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>>146654817
Not all of them die by trucks, it's just a convenient plot-device.

A better question is, you're already in issekai, yet you're looking for variety...?

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>>146654817
>Choking on vomit after getting blackout drunk
AC/DC anime when?

>>146654817
There's some variety, it's just something no one puts any thought into unless it'll become relevant to the plot later.

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>>146654817
Well there's this.

>>146654750
>>146654853
>Person gets hit by a car
>ohh that's to bad

>Person gets hit by a car while playing Pokemon Go
>hur dur fucking Pokemon

>>146654853
>>146654750
>>146654243
Japan is literally the only country in the world where people have died in traffic accidents thanks to Pokemon GO.

Looks like the meme isn't such a meme after all.

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>>146654644

Can't wait for the animated version

>>146654989
>Person gets hit by a car while playing Pokemon Go
Except in that article its
>Person gets hit by a car whose driver was playing Pokemon Go

>>146654243
It's the most convenient way to give a character a sudden, unexpected death in modern Japan.

>>146654646
Name three.

>>146654243
It's a convenient heroic/tragic way to die.

It's tragic since it happens in a public place, so they can literally kill somebody mid sentence and whatnot, but really the main thing is showing the heroic side of a character who's not done anything in his/her life.

Consider Konosuba where the meta joke you brought up happens. It's set up as the traditional "Neet jumps into traffic to save a life and gets killed for it" situation, which happens because a lot of characters (neets especially) don't have a ton of great ways to both
A. Show that they're heroic, and
B. Sacrifice themselves for somebody else.
Jumping in front of a truck and saving somebody's life is a convenient way of doing both, and get in that heroic sacrifice to get across to the audience that "no, seriously, he may have wasted his life but he's real noble"

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>>146655073

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>>146655218
That's not an opinion

Daily Reminder
http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/road-traffic-accidents/by-country/

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Japan actually has one of the lowest traffic accidents per capita in the world.
Really makes you think.

>>146655406
HikiNEETs simply aren't leaving their homes enough

>>146654610
Stinky from all the otaku sweat?

>>146655394
>http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/cause-of-death/road-traffic-accidents/by-country/
Where the hell did they get statistics for North Korea.
Also, UK that low? I don't believe it.

>>146654243
>>146655406
is there something right now thats worse than konosuba but better than sao

i just want to binge on garbage

>>146655530
Re:Zero

>>146655576
He said better than SAO

>>146655530
grimgar

>>146655530
Fate
Re:Zero
This >>146655620

>>146655530
Grimgar
Log Horizon
Overlord
DanMachi
Gate

assuming you want video game fantasy world type stuff

>>146655576
>>146655620
>>146655664
>>146655697
>assuming you want video game fantasy world type stuff
yeah exactly, perfect, i am gonna watch all this thanks anons

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>>146655530
>>146655576
>>146655617
>>146655620
>>146655664
>>146655697

>>146655617
Am I supposed to laugh? Or are you serious? Never mind.

>>146655736
I do not know, Cirno. How about we blow this joint and go make money selling ice sculptures?

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Trucks are the thing of the past, man! It's trains now! And it's fucking unstoppable!

Hina from Hinamatsuri fucking managed to control a fucking truck, can you believe it? Trucks are nothin, man.

>>146655514
>>146655394
> North Korea
So will foreign countries be able to use the power of trucks to their advantage?

>>146654817
I don't think they're allowed to portray train collisions in manga/anime so they go with trucks.

>>146656078
Didn't School Days and Oyasumi Punpun have train-kun attacks?

>>146654243
It started with that one shoujo anime that killed off the heroine in the last episode for shock value. Japs have poked fun at it or even seriously used it for dramatic shorthand for decades.

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>>146655857

>>146654243
The West does it too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmYrWXhFf4c

>>146656139
cardcaptor sakura?

>>146656211
No

The main character of Nirvana reincarnated in another world after dying in a plane crash.

>>146656275
oh its marmite then

>>146656078
>Steins;Gate
>Youjo Senki (which you just quoted)
Come again?

>>146656174
Seems like those are mostly comedies though.

>>146654243
Why do they have to die to go to another world in the first place? I like the option where they get teleported there by magic or some shit.

>>146654601
>Guy gets murdered
>Some time later, his murderer dies or is executed or whatever and shows up in the alternate world too
There's room for a story here.

>>146656353
At least half of them are serious, while the others are making fun of how often its used as a plot device

>>146656425
>They meet
>But they're both in new bodies so they don't recognize one another!

>>146656377
In-world explanations can be shit like "the worlds are connected through reincarnation, but you're the chosen one so you manifested fully formed instead of being completely reborn" but the meta reason is because they want the MC's life in the other world to be over so there isn't questioning about going back.

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>>146656425
This sounds like the setup for a yandere love interest.

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>>146656377
>Why do they have to die to go to another world in the first place? I like the option where they get teleported there by magic or some shit.
Even when that option happens, they still die first

>>146656425
>>146656467
I'm pretty sure this has actually happened, but I can't remember which one it was.

>>146654243
Suburban streets in larger Japanese cities tend to be narrow compared to the US, and a lot windier. That's the very simple reason that so many servicemen prang their cars on Okinawa, for example: shit's not easy sometimes, and even though accidents are surprisingly rare they're also a believable plot related misfortune.

>>146656497
>>146656512
>Isekai-new-body-yandere love interest set her sights on MC-kun
>Last episode she kills him again
>They finally recognize each other
>MC-kun wakes up in another world

>>146654243
Anime industry writers are notorious for not reading/watching many things outside their own industry, so there is a exagerated tendency on copying stuff from other anime. Yu yu hakusho killed their MC with a truck so I'll do the same and kill my MC with a truck too.

>>146654954
I'd watch the fuck out of that.

>>146656604
Aren't yandere heroines supposed to be slavishly devoted to the one they love?
why would she fall in love with the reincarnated MC without knowing he was the reincarnated MC to begin with?

>>146656727
I don't know what yanderes you've been hanging around, but "slavishly devoted" isn't what I'd use to describe them. More like extremely jealous and possessive.

>>146656825
>but "slavishly devoted" isn't what I'd use to describe them. More like extremely jealous and possessive.
Two sides of the same coin.

My favorite was in Grisaia where sachi's route has TWO instances of someone dying via truck.
I was pretty unmoved by the first one taking it as simply exposition, but the second time was more funny than tragic.

>>146656920
They're not. A yandere does not listen to the object of their feelings, because they already have their own delusional view of them.

>>146657058
Well alright then, perhaps "singularly obsessed" would be a better phrase.

Either way it seems unlikely for a yandere love interest to fall in love with the MC again after reincarnation without knowing already that he was a reincarnation.

>>146656920
Well, I guess so...
>>146657126
Perhaps, then, the yandere is the only one who recognizes MC-kun? The first murder could be like yandere-chan was a stalker MC-kun never knew about and when he talked to a female classmate outside school one day she snaps and commits a murder-suicide.

>>146656512
There was a French comic with vampire nazis in hell with this exact premise.

>>146654644
Would Suzuka make a good isekai protagonist?

>>146655041
kek

>>146654610
This is true. My mom was a driving instructor in Vancouver and she said japanese were good drivers. every other asian race though...

>>146654243
Kazuma didn't get run over by a truck. He was just so exhausted, he had a heart attack thinking a slow-ass tractor was a truck.

>>146660048
>he didn't read the actual post

>>146654601
What about MC killing himself?

>>146656511
fuck is this shit

>>146654243
Truck-kun works hard everyday to send people to other amazing worlds, but his efforts are never appreciated.

>>146660597
Such MC doesn't deserve a second life

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>>146661255

Nice post, truck-kun.

>>146654243
That is indeed a good question.
It has been around since the golden age of manga. Way too many Tezuka stories, for instance, are plagued by the deadly JAPANESE TRUCK.

For instance, y'know, the god damn Astro Boy origin. Young Tobio driving his future car like it's no big thing, when suddenly, BAM! JAPANESE TRUCK!

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>>146661255
This. So many people have found happiness in another world by conquering the world, banging a harem, being an edgy motherfucker, mastering NTR, getting NTR'ed, becoming a Vending Machine, living their lives as a different organism and so on and on and on.

It really does make you think...

>>146654243
>Why do so many shut in NEETs immediately get run over in the rare occasion they step outside their apartment only to be whisked away to another world?


Why do you think they're hikikomoris in the first place? Please don't take this as a joke, Japanese trucks and colds are a serious problem that have been troubling Japan since 1947. It's not funny.

>>146654243
It's a thing everywhere. You're fucking stupid/sheltered

>>146661934
>It's not funny.
Yes it is

>>146661955
Name one.
At best you get a car accident as a plot setting.

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It's cancer.

Japan sensationalizes violence because there isn't much of it. Truck drivers, batto satsujin, slashers, creepy cults, etc. All of these tropes for violence can be traced back to actual events in japan.

tl;dr cultures reference their own culture in media

>normal high school student is killed by a truck
>middle-aged truck driver gets a heart attack when he realizes that he killed someone
>truck driver is the one who gets isekai'd
Would you read/watch it?

>>146662225
>middle-aged truck driver who died from a heart attack reincarnates as the normal high school student he accidentally killed with this truck
>normal high school student that was killed by middle-aged truck driver is reincarnated as that middle-aged truck driver who will accidentally run over the high-school student that was his past life and then die from a heart attack
The eternal cycle. Nothing shan't ever break it.

>>146662225

>truck driver is the one who gets isekai'd
>at the same moment, a high school student in the other universe kills a truck driver
>student is isekai'd into the truck driver's original universe
>they're supposed to be dead, so they're exiled for witchcraft
>Each character feels guilty for the death of the other. Unable to atone, they are gifted with by a deus ex machina with each other's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, they immediately call each other, and are overjoyed to find out that they are both still alive.

>>146656695
It was a car.

>>146661955
Yeah sure, traffic accidents are used to unceremoniously kill off characters around the world.

But Japan seems to have an unhealthy fascination with using trucks in particular that no other nation does.

>>146662217
>Japan sensationalizes violence because there isn't much of it
You say that like this is unique to Japan.

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>>146661725

>>146664269
It's just a meme. That's why it's being used in the first place, just like real-life movies use the Wilhelm Scream.

>>146655530

Outbreak Company

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Truck-san is a hero, he kill what need to be killed, and let live what need to be alive

>>146664322
What the fuck do you expect from /a/? This thread is giving me a headache

>>146654984
I don't follow one piece anymore but I always thought that her dying like that was bullshit.

I am not sure but I think it all comes down from the ending of Tiger Mask, where the mc dies saving a kid from a speeding car. People started copying it and it became a sort of meme/cliche for a death.

Would you watch a show called "due to a clerical error in the isekai office I was turned into a girl"

>>146665624
Genderbend isekai is for degenerate faggots.

>>146665624
Better
"Due to a clerical error in the isekai office I was turned into a bear, the story of sir bearington"

>>146665750
That sounds amazing. I would watch the shit out of it.

>>146665624
there are always room for more genderbender

>>146654817
Do any of these even approach 1% of the number of deaths of traffic accidents? I doubt it.

>>146664269
You need an instant kill plot device. Something that already exists in the setting.

In US series the character gets randomly shot, happens everyday so no one bats an eye.

Japan is peaceful so they get trucked instead.

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>>146665750
>Eh?! I can seriously fool people into thinking I'm human?! Seriously?! Was Disguise always such a ridiculous cheat skill?! Uwa, the rogue class is a seriously god-like class!

>>146665624
What about "I Pissed Off the Goddess of the Afterlife So She Reincarnated Me Into the Half-Elf Cocksleeve of the Demon Lord in Another World?!"

>>146656425
hey it's me ur murderer

>>146654601
>The NEET has to die somehow in order to get whisked away to another world

Subaru got teleported there by magic, by whatever the fuck wanted him there. Dying is not truly a necessity.

>>146656377
If they just get teleported there by magic, they will still have lingering attachments and connections in the old world. Family will worry about them, missing persons reports will be filed, and the protagonist will be concerned about trying to get home.
On the other hand if they die then there's no problem, they can just be carefree and become cheating harem master in their new world without worrying about their family and friends and job back home.

>>146665993
>Bears are fast; they can run more than 60 kilometers an hour (37 mph) – that’s twice as fast as an Olympic sprinter.
>Their smelling ability is extremely sensitive, with one hundred times more nasal mucosa area than a human.
>A bear’s hearing ability is excellent, and like dogs, bears hear high pitches, exceeding human frequency range and sensitivity.
>Bears are very strong and powerful animals. They have been known to bend open car doors and pry open windshields in their search for food. Bears routinely roll over huge rocks and logs in search of food.
Eeee?! Seriously?! Were bears always such a cheat-like existence?!

Iyaaa, it's not like I want to show off or anything. As a humble Japanese person, I must perfectly integrate in to society by <Disguise> myself as a human. Yep, moderation is best!

Because Japan is a small country with dense ciities which have high traffic. People probably die from truck related incidents at an abnormal rate in that country as a result of them being so industrial while being the size of Delaware.

I haven't a clue but my theory is Japanese truck drivers are like Japanese salarymen: Obsessed with their job and probably killing themselves if they fuck up. Hence a truck driver will drive like a madman if he was late.

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>>146661240
Alcoholic spider waifu

>>146654243
Truck and coma are memetwists in Japan. It's example of poor writing.

>>146667070
I can feel the Kumo desuga radiating from this post.
It's a good feel.

>>146667070
I would absolutely read this.

>>146659373
I want this now

>>146667070
>Uwaaaa, this is bad
>Seriously bad
>Who would've thought Meido-chan's <Appraisal> had already leveled up enough to see through my (formerly) impenetrable <Disguise>?!
>Just whose fault is it that Meido-chan's status parameters have risen so unreasonably high? Show yourself, you bastard!
>Oh, that's right
>It was me
>Iyaa, no matter how you look at it, this is all my fault for not being careful enough, isn't it? Before I realized it, Meido-chan had become a splendid maid that had surpassed her master. A splendid maid with a cheat-like Appraisal.
>How will I explain this to Meido-chan? "Huh?! I was a bear all along?! No way?! I never noticed! Sorry, it seems like your master is a klutz, tee hee~" Like hell that will work!
>"Bearington-sama?"
>Yes, that's me
>"Bearington-sama, I deeply apologize."
>Eh- She's apologizing?! Shouldn't the roles be reversed here?!
>"This maid has realized that her conduct has been inappropriate up until now. Indeed, it should be impossible for a bear to use utensils, yet I had been setting them out for every meal nevertheless. If only I had realized earlier, Bearington-sama would not have needed to trouble himself for my foolishness."
>That's what you're apologizing for?! And please, don't stop preparing the chopsticks! If I stop eating salmon with them, my remaining pride as a Japanese man will disappear!
>"Growl." (Meido-chan)
>"Yes, Bearington-sama."
>"Growl. Roar. Grr." (You don't mind that I'm a bear?)
>"Nothing has changed. Bearington-sama is Bearington-sama. It was Bearington-sama that took the unwanted and injured me from the slave quarters when no one else would and gave my life meaning. Even now, it seems almost like a dream. Whether Bearington-sama is a human or a bear is irrelevant. What matters is that Bearington-sama is my wonderful master, kinder and stronger than anyone else."
>"G-growl." (I-is that so...)
>"I-in addition, I've read that bears have the most wild mating rituals..."
>...you lost me.

>>146670327
Okay, I'm impressed.

>>146667122
Except Japan has very low traffic accident rates.

>>146670327
A-Anon...GO WRITE THIS NOW

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>>146667451
>>146667070
>Kuma Desu ga, Nani ka?

>>146654644
I really hope season 1 ends here, I want to see people rage.

I wish somebody went surreal with the reasons of death, like in a dream. That's it, I want a dream-based anime.

Plane suddenly stalling and falling right on top of you, going in water, just to lose all of the strength in your body and drown.

Or wait, what about an isekai battle royale deathmatch, where the people who go lucid first gain control over the world, and eventually when enough people go lucid, they have to fight the first people to win control over the world for themselves? I have no idea what the stakes should be, and what non-lucid dreamers' role would be, but damn it, I want to see a surreal dream anime.

>>146670327
i- please write it down anon.

>>146670327
Jesus.

>>146658123
Vampire Requiem?

>>146659373
If fucking Camille can do fine then so can Suzuka.

>>146654688
Because not even the yakuza give a shit about some random nerd.

>>146655858
Train-kun gave us Tanya so I'm A-OK with it.

>>146656377
So they can be made cuter.

>>146665624
Pretty sure there is already something like that and I'm pretty sure I've read it already.
>>146665750
There's Kuma Kuma Bear but she's in bear pajamas 24/7 so that's a hit and miss. At least everything she does and makes is bear related and shaped.

>>146654817
They just did tripping down the stairs and impaling yourself on your umbrella

>>146654989
This. Doing shit on your phone while moving has been around since mobile phones were a thing

>>146654984
>>146665246
Maybe it was some kind of final destination death and she fell straight on the sword she was carrying which cut her through the head.

>>146670327
It's almost like I'm actually reading one. You must've read so freaking many.
You've probably surpassed the authors themselves by now.

>>146655620
>gets class training
>can't kill a lone goblin as group
I can't get past the first episode

>>146656512
It's re:goblin

>>146654243
NARROW STREETS.

>>146670327
>come here from /tg/
>see this thread
holy shit I'm laughing

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>>146654644
wew thats a Nice truck, anon.

>>146654521
As an Asian living in congested traffic, I have to say otherwise.
Muricans are reckless as fuck compared to us, it's like they drive with the intent to kill.

>>146670327
>>"I-in addition, I've read that bears have the most wild mating rituals..."
Where's my CanadianBestSeller.jpg when I need it?

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>>146670327
Beautiful

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>>146674816
>>146670327
Found it.

>>146654243
>>http://www.autonews.com/article/20040416/REG/404160701/mitsubishi-fuso-chairman-quits-over-recall-scandal

There was a scandal a decade ago about defective trucks causing fatalities due to bad design. Might have imprinted in Japan's society the random deadliness of trucks.

>>146674797
Lived in NYC all my life, went to Taiwan on vacation once, and the traffic there was insane. Dunno how similar Japan is being another densely populated island nation. I thought I knew cities, but you have to have balls of 1000 times folded nippon steel to drive in congestion like that. It's no wonder everyone and their mothers have dash cams there. Though I will testify that truck drivers are the ballsiest of them all because they basically have to maneuver a vehicle twice the size of everyone else in what is basically no space. Most of them just brute force their way through traffic since they are the biggest, and if you really want to people have basically no choice but to let you through. From what I've heard from locals, motorcyclists are the most cancerous on the road, because there's so many of them (vastly, vastly more than in NA) and they ALL pull the typical cyclist stunts like weaving through traffic and bursting through turns and intersections.

It's a different world of traffic out there. I can see why asian drivers feel like fish out of water when they get to America with our relatively wide country roads.

>>146675140
Tokyo roads are pretty much empty compared to Taiwan, everyone either takes the train or rides a bicycle.

>>146654243
Freak accidents are the sixth leading cause of death in Japan, right before suicide. They don't have a lot of crime, they don't even have a lot of illness. Truck accidents are all they've got if they want to kill off a character.

>>146674711
Carlos please go back to mexico

>>146675403
>they don't even have a lot of illness
Incidentally, one of the leading causes of death in Japan is pneumonia.
The deadly Japanese cold is a very real thing.

>>146661255
I appreciate your effort and dedication Truck-kun. Purging all those lowlife beta faggots to make a better world and asking for nothing in return.

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>>146654243
Japanese Trucks are deadly predators that can make it it within 5 feet of their victims before being noticed

>>146675403
>They don't have a lot of crime, that they bother to prosecute

fixed that for you

>>146670327
We have reached peak Narou tensei genre. Fund it now.

>>146674244
This. That anon must've read a ton of average LNs; the dialogue feels incredibly cliched, but the fact that the MC is a bear in disguise puts an interesting spin on things.

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>>146654243
But anon, it's not a meme

>>146678732
fuck you

>>146678732
That day Hachikuji safely found her mom's house.

>>146670327
This anon is the master of isekai

>>146654742
They're way too polite to even look at someone, they always walk with their heads down

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>>146679781

Anyone know of Korean ruse master? Chapter is out.

>>146655394
>Iran is fucking #1
Those IED's are a real killer.

>>146679991
In this chapter we confirm that yes, everyone is indeed crazy in their own special ways.

>>146670327
a-anon-sama.... ai shiteimasu!!

>>146655617
I dunno anon. In case you haven't noticed, SAO was top tier. Not sure you could even top that.

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>>146676279
I want to watch a show about a girl who is cursed with a thousand death flags.

The despair begun from the very moment she was born as her mom died from Clannaids.

Then she, at an early age, masters the skills of avoiding abduction, trucks, drowning, getting lost, etc.

She lives in front of a hospital, has a detailed medical history, looks both ways before crossing the road, doesn't mess around in dangerous places, and really just prefers to stay at home where there is no danger (she does know how to escape in case of a fire in under 20 seconds, however).

She also needs to have a typical Key-like cast around her, with a guy who tries to solve all the problems that she will constantly push aside because he brings all the fucking flags on her, dumb best friend, etc.