New Game!

>>146647241
Shut up, dyke!

Kou will never fuck you!

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-09-02/person-hacks-ukraine-shopping-mall-screen-puts-up-new-game-hentai-dojin-page/.105986

nsfw
http://zp.depo.ua/ukr/zp/u-zaporizkomu-torgovomu-tsentri-na-velikiy-ekran-potrapilo-29082016150800

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Say something nice to Yun.

>>146649249
Fatty

>>146649249
There are people who are into fat girls.

>>146649249
Her sister is cute.

>>146649249
She's probably one of the cutest lesbians of the year.

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>>146649249
She's very cute, she has great clothes, her voice is adorable, she is good at her job.
Also she's not fat at all.

>>146647241
Nene's parents didn't set strict enough boundaries so she's always making trouble for others, even when she means well.

>>146649585
Get back to work, Yun.

>>146649249
I like that she's flat. Take her chest and Hajime's everything else and you've got yourself a real winner.

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>>146649585
>Oh... you think my clothes are c-c-cute?
>This is nothing special!
>I-It's just something I had laying around my place, you know?

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>>146649249
Blonde+red eyes is a nice combo.

Why are you keep saying she's fat?

Didn't get to post this in the last thread, and I doubt you're still here, but just in case:

>>146644899
>>146644542
>Corrections?
I'm not the anon who did the translation, but I would recommend fixing some of the wording.

>Thank you very much... that's not the issue here
This line is too literal and doesn't really capture the mood of what Aoba is saying. I would recommend something like "Well, I aim to please, but that's not the point!"

>Rather, I can notice something like you feeling good
This line is stiff and doesn't lead into the next line very well like it does in JP. I would at least toss the word "see" in there. I would do the two lines like this: "In fact, I can at least see that you're feeling good./While we do it I'm always looking at your face."

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>this is a Japanese adult

>>146649797
Its memetastic!

>>146647241
I want to see ko do lewd things with rin!

>>146649467
Yun is the least lesbian of them all though, its why she cares about being fat.

I am going to spank Nenecchi until she cries.
And then I will fist her asshole.

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>>146650589
Pic related says otherwise. And I don't get how thinking of being fat has anything to do with it.

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https://my.mixtape.moe/mvmoun.webm

STOP THESE NENECCHI HATE THREADS AHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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>>146650777

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>>146649935
I'll take your word for it. I needed to center the text too.

>>146650707
>a mother
>lesbian

>>146649249
Her friend Aoba is my cute wife.

>>146649249
she has a soft tummy to cuddle

>>146650884
Siblings.

>>146650884

>he doesnt know the ips meme

>>146649945
Why is Japanese promo art so lewd?

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>>146650896

>>146649249
Is she really fat? She looks like a cute skinny flat girl.

>>146651055
Yun please get back to work.

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>>146650777
Nene and her sounds really have grown on me.

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The yuri isn't strong enough in this thread.

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>>146651194

>>146651194
what's the purpose of her mask?

>>146651005
BD sales.

>>146651303
Faking a cold. Just an excuse to go home with blondie.

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>>146649797

>>146650780
Sakura-san, what are you doing on /a/?

>>146651303
No one paid attention to her until she put that on.

>>146651194
>yuri
those are just two close friends anon

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>>146651519

Not play-testing, like she should be.

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Well, thinking about it, we had a poll and 25% of people hates Nenecchi. That's a alarming number, because the face a cute girl from New Game could be this hated.

It's way below standards.
Nene is worst girl.

>>146652022
This is your sniper tonight.

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I'm gonna marry Hifumi.

>>146652499
But she's already married to Aoba.

>>146652499
How can you marry her if she can't even say her vows?

>>146649249
She's cute, has a cute accent, good with kids, and is good for cuddling.

>>146649249

It's okay to be afraid of skeletons because they're very spooky.

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>>146652604
Go to a court of law and ask a judge to force a civil marriage on both of us.

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>>146652682

Forgot my pic.

>>146651303
if you took it off it would be extremely painful

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GOD OR DEMON, WHAT AM I? IT'S TIME FOR ME TO CHOOSE MY PATH
THE POWER OF MY GOD HAND, NO EVILDOER WILL GET PAST

>>146652983
A girl as bad as Nene has to be a devil.

>>146652022
This.
Nene is the only girl hated by a sizable amount of fans.

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>>146652935
For you.

>>146652022
She ruined the show once she started showing up in person.

Help me stop loving Nene

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>>146653815
Do you faggots actually find this shit funny at all, at this point in time?

>>146652702
>Go to a court of law and ask a judge to force a civil marriage
Is that really possible? can I really be legally married to my waifu?
Pls don't lie to me.

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>>146654262
I dunno, that was just a joke. Just pay off a judge or something, if there are any. I'm sure if you really force it it'll happen.

>>146649249
Yun being fat is just a dumb meme. She is cute and has a cute seiyuu. I hope you all wished her seiyuu a happy birthday.

I NEED to do many unspeakable things to Hifumi's body.

>>146654971
l-like what?

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>>146650817
I love you too!!

>>146654971
I want to force Hifumi to take a public speaking class.

>>146654971
I want to sniff Hifumis butthole for hours!

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>>146654971
she it literally built for breeding

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>>146656067
She still can, you know.

>>146656212
No need for IPS cell, I volunteer to be Aoba and Hifumi's children surrogate father.

>>146649249
she is cute and i want to dress her up as various touhous

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>>146650817

>>146649945
That is Japanese cuddling/tummy kissing material.

>Only Aoba nendoroid
>No Hifumi

Fuck this gay earth

>>146658470
>no Aoba dakimakura

>>146658470
>no shizuku nendo
I need more predatory lesbian nendos to prey on the other nendos.

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Quieter than usual tonight.

>>146660006
It's Friday night. It's not like we're a bunch of losers or something.

>>146653917
She should wear that hairstyle more often

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>>146660073
Haha yeah, definitely not.

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I want to be lewd with director san.

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I am literally going to marry Yun.

>>146660245
What does that sign behind her say? It looks like a cat wearing an apron carrying a picnic basket and something else, with some butterflies.

Will anime get to the part where Hifumi will be bullied by office mom for trying to get Kou foodie attention?

>>146660245
Are you a cute girl anon?

>>146651303
So she doesn't infect others.

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This is your superior from now on.

>>146660584
I-I'll work extra hours without a raise.

>>146660584
Can I do overtime on file her payrolls if you know what I mean?

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Who /hedgehog/ here?

>>146660584
I want her to bully me.

>>146660584
Well I am very happy with this.

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>>146660584
>you will never be umiko's girlfriend
>you will never play coop shootan games together while tribbing

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>>146660999

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>>146660999
I never knew I wanted one until this show.

>>146661362
Perfect pet for her since she has the hedgehog's dilemma. She can't get close to people.

>>146661345
reminder that if you marry ahagon she'll take on your last name and you will no longer get to bully her

>>146661432
How would Hifumin be as a human pet?

>>146661493
Fucking dropped

>>146661617
Scared and skittish.

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>>146660999
>be hedgehog lover
>get perpetually bullied by sonicfags
>get perpetually bullied by people who think i'm a sonicfag
i'm so fucking glad hifumi exists you don't even realize

>>146661493
If she gets a gaijin name I'm sure she'll still be bullied.

>>146660277
its an ad for a supermarket

>>146649249
Yun is the cutest New Game.

>>146663692
My wife Kou is so cute

>>146663972
Fuck off.

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>>146649249
I believe her stomach flab is endearing.

The corsets she wears to hide her tummy fat are also cute.

Why is Hifumi so perfect?

>>146649249
She's not as annoying as Nene.

I want to take pictures of Aoba's body while she's unconscious!

>>146665060
Only take pictures? That would be a waste

>>146665060
Don't you have something better to do, Shizuku. Like find a wife your own age.

>>146665078
And then repeatedly cum inside her with all my might, of course.

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>>146649249

You make the character you're a blatant ripoff of look even better!

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>>146665203

Whoops! Wrong picture, let's try this again.

>>146665229
>both are shit

seems about right.

>>146665229
I want Goth Loli-sama to step on my dick!

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>>146665203
>>146665229
>She shares two physical features with some other character! She's a carbon copy!

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new episode when

>>146665797
Never.

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>>146665825
just kill me now then

>>146665853
Don't be lazy, do it yourself. Otherwise you'll disappoint Aoba.

What does Aoba's toilet at home look like?

>>146665916
i want aoba to kill me

I want to see Ahagon showing her dere side to Nenecchi.

Aoba has a cute little nose!

>>146665115
No.

I want to drink tea made from steeping Yun's socks in hot water.

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>>146666313
What?

>>146666313
eww

>>146666500
>>146666313
>I want to drink tea made from steeping Yun's socks in hot water.

>>146666126
I want to tightly hold aoba
and give her a kiss on her forehead
and also pet her vehemently as she uses my lap as a cushion
and vice versa

>>146666313
Would you add sugar?

>>146666313
I've never thought of this before, but it sounds delicious.

I hope they're Yun's sweaty, used socks.

>>146666829
>ruining yun's flavour with sugar
i want you to leave

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>>146666313
I want to drink tea made from steeping Hifumin's stained panties in hot water.

I want to bury my face in Hajime's armpit and inhale until I pass out.

I-I just want to be friends with Aoba...

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>>146667247
But that would kill the elasticity and she won't be able to wear them anymore. Why would you do that to her?

>>146667247
>I want to drink a soup made from steeping Hifumin's pet in hot water.
Corrected.

I want to watch anime with Hifumi

>>146667545
How Rii is fucked up I'm wonder has she ever drank a tea made from a stained teddy bear.

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Pixiv smiles on Yun-fags today.

>>146668497
I'd offer her my secret monster, if you know what I mean

>>146667545
I'll buy her new ones. We can visit the lingerie shop together.

>>146668497
What is she saying to Hajime?

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I'm starting to think that Nenegon might be my new OTP

>>146667247
Which New Game stains her panties the most?

>>146668730
Hifumi, her anxiety makes pee into her panties.

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>>146649249
She's my favourite Street Fighter

>>146661715
>guy loves hedgehogs
>has difficulty relating with others due to this
POTTERY

>>146668730
>>146668806
Anxiety? That's not required.
One of the disadvantages of not having a penis is the tendency to leak from simple things like coughing, sneezing or laughing.

Will old cake be forever alone ?

>>146668730
Aoba leaves massive skid marks in her panties.

>>146668993
Cake is only alone because she cant stay away from pretty young things.

>>146649249
You would only be XL instead of XXL in America.

>>146669077
false, anime girls don't defecate.

>>146668497
made by yun obviously, that stomach is way too toned for a fatass like her

>>146668677
is it Nenegon or Umine?

If Yun is so worried that she's fat, why doesn't she begin cycling like Hajime?

I'm a cyclist myself - and it really helps with keeping my body in shape, since I lead a somewhat sedentary life.

>>146669330
Because she doesn't want to be a cancerous cyclist plaguing the roads.

>>146669330
what >>146669365 said
Learn to run like a real man

>>146668497
I want to make Yun's belly swollen with my baby.

>>146669451
Become Hajime.

>>146667718

>>146669451
I want to cum inside Yun while her belly is swollen with your baby.

>>146669330
Perhaps her home is too far away for cycling.

>>146669249
There may be a misidentification on that picture.
That could be Imouto that someone stuck a bikini on.

>>146669522
what are you, some kind of cuck?

>>146668730
kou, she doesn't change them, she wears them for weeks at a time

>>146669522
She only will do it with Hajime.

>>146669531
2 tails.

>>146669580
That's not true. She buys them in three packs for 980yen at the conbini when she goes for RedGull.

>>146669420
I know it's better to run, but I won't be there on time if I ran instead of cycling.


Plus, cycling makes my exploration/photography hobby easier.

>>146669580
For some reason I can imagine Rin stealing Kou's panties and sniffing them.

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AYY HOMIE SHOW ME WHAT U GOT
POST A PIECE OF CODE MY NIG

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I don't know what is going on here for sure but I think Ahagon wants to play.

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING yuri about this show.

the eagle jumps are 100% HETERO.

I'm sure they all have boyfriends who they spend the weekends with off-screen.

stop forcing YOUR DELUSIONS on to this innocent show please.

>>146669754
>for some reason
I can think of plenty of reasons.

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>>146669782
And in amongst the toys Aoba spots a suspicious cylindrical item with a ribbed surface.

>>146669782
It's about time Aoba upgraded to the current gen.

>>146669740
How long does it take you to cycle?
I would switch over to cycling if it is better than running but fuck those bikes are expensive. And you have to get those suits and wear the powder so your balls don't get rashes. Seems like way too much work compared to me just doing my usual two mile run.

>>146669995
Not him but my rides vary from 1 and a half to 3 hours depending on which route I take

>>146669769
"No"

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>>146668497
Is it "lets draw Yun in poorly fitting clothes" day?

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>>146669995
I cycle to a nearby village (~20 kilometers) each day instead of paying for a bus, or gas. It's essentially free, and it takes me about 50 minutes with my usual pace, I guess? I don't really track my time, but I am never late.

I don't use any powders or any suits of the sort. Yes, I get the ol' "swamp ass" sometimes, but..that's when I'm returning, and it's not a problem them.

I sometimes cycle more on my free days, up to 70 kilometers (plus the return). The roads are often lonely, like pic related, but man, nothing can beat returning home and lying on your bed after cycling for hours. The feeling is amazing.

>>146670438
Flatty flat flat flatty flat

>>146670518
DELETE THIS

>>146670518
>he doesn't like flat

>>146669522
I want to cum inside Yun while her belly is swollen with the first anon's baby, and while your cum which is still inside, is still warm. It would make for great lube.

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>>146670518

>>146670666
Okay Satan.

>>146670666
Fuck off already.

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Would you buy this?

Which new game would be "that guy" who always brings his GF to male-only occasions?

>>146670673
I would make her do this breathing technique for real, if you catch my drift.

>>146670765
Kou

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>>146670772

When will Ko and Rin fug?

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Aoba, please.

Please, Aoba.

>>146670772
You want to be her Doula?

>>146670877
I will impregnate her.

Why did you make me say it out loud?

>>146670969
Because you won't either way.

>>146670857
They have already done it.

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>>146670759
why

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>>146670869
>succuaoba with hifumi as her toy to play with

>>146649249
You're on the upper half of the girl rankings.

>>146670857
they're just friends, why would they fuck?

>>146670869
I am a sucker for shoulder and backs showing like that, fuck. You guys have no idea how hard am I right now.

>>146670857
They won't. Only Rin is a lesbian. Pretty sure Kou is oblivious to Rin's attraction anyway.

>>146671001
Kou thought they were just doing yoga.

Does Aoba like having enemas?

>>146671197
Do you like having enemas? I think the answer would be close to that

>>146671197
She will, when Hifumi gives her one.

>>146671015
you definitely deserve it

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>>146670869
why is aoba so sexual

>>146671262
I want to stick my dick in Hifumi's butt and never take it out again.

>>146671313
So Hifumi has a happy life.

>>146671319
That's a good way to get an infection

I want to spend the night with Yun.

I want to spend my life with Yun.

I want to leave Yun a widow.

I want to smell the interior of Ko's sleeping bag when she's been in there most of the night

>>146671395
>>146669476

>>146671363
But Hifumi doesn't poop.

Why does Yun talk funny

>>146671158
Rin will one day kidnap Ko and do lewd things to her

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>>146671313
She is an adult and is still basically at the peak of her fertility.

>>146669769
Why do you idiots think brown skinned girls in anime are black africans? She's just a brown skinned asian girl from okinawa.

>>146671732
She'd Indian.

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>>146671313
>practically a middle school girl
>why is she so sexualy?!

anon...

>>146671630
Yun is from the Kansai region, that's why she talks like that

>>146671655
>>146649945
I'd say inb4 the inevitable Aoba impregnation and pregnant sex doujins but odds are someone's already done it. The only real question is whether it was rape impregnation by BBM or a gangrape.

I suppose there's the remote possibility of a vanilla impregnation followed by pregnant sex but odds are they'll have her impregnated by a gigantic degenerate, or several, over and over again, until her mind breaks.

>>146671655
18 is too young to settle down and have kids, Hifumi still needs to wait a few years before doing her.

>>146669769
>He doesn't know brown skinned asians exist

>>146671786
She has a Japanese name, and it's outright stated that she's from Okinawa.

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>>146671560

>>146671732
They don't actually think that, they just think it's funny to act like retards.

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>>146671803
>18
>practically middle school

>>146669769

I want to hold her at airsoft-gunpoint and make her do lewd things after spending a few hours having fake gun battles.

>>146671655
I want to use that aobutt as a pillow

not a single newgeimu is fuckable
they're all annoying

>>146672168
Are you feeling lonely, anon?

>>146671803
She's 18, but do you really have a problem with her childrish appearance? That only makes it better!

I want to brush Aoba's teeth for her.

>>146671944
You are not a smart man, Anonymous.

>>146672168
you're annoying, and all of the new games are fuckable
especialy Kou, Hajime and Hifumi

>>146672168
Search everywhere you might have lost your dick. It may not be too late for the doctors to reattach it.

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>>146672292
Go away.

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>>146669769

I want to take all of Ahagon's clothes, blindfold her, take her gun and do my best to shoot her clitoris while the rest of the newgames are in tied in place, wearing straitjackets, with their mouths taped and eyes forced open like pic related, with my droogs, the /a/nons dropping moisturizing eye drops in their eyes while doing suggestive sexual movements with their bodies, but not completely obscuring Ahagon from sight.

>>146672405
You go away.

>>146672067
Look up Katase Momo

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>>146672472

>>146672472
Seek help

>>146669769
I want to make her embarrassed by cuddling her and calling her Ahagon while we play FPS games, and telling her how cute she is!

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>>146672472
Please go back to lewdposting, this is not lewd, this is actually kinda scary.

>>146672547
I just watched the movie earlier today, it's still fresh in my head. Sorry, anon.. I will do my best not to do something like this again.

>>146672472
This is the incorrect kind of post to make.

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>>146672657
fufufu, of coarse you want to go back to lewdposting. You really are a lewd girl Hifumi.

>>146672472
/tv/ no

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>>146661493
No, I'll take on her last name.

>>146672657
But lewdposting yuri things is not easy, what else can they do besides fingering and fisting?

>>146649249
She has good fashion sense

>>146650777
made for bullying

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would you racemix with ahegaon?

>>146672888
Vigorously.
I would breed the brown right out of her by sheer volume of genetic material alone.

It doesn't actually work that way but I'd do it anyways.

>>146672809
>lewd cuddles
>lewd kissing
>cunnilingus
>scissoring
and thats not even getting into toys.

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>>146670869
Yeah, I'm just gonna leave this open and stare at Aoba all day.

Not like I had any better plans, after all.

>>146672888
Trips indicate yes along with my erection

>>146672809
Running their hands through each-other's hair, bumping noses, feeling eachother's when they're close like that, accidentally bumping lips, touching their shoulders, bumping their knees, interlocking eachother's toes and fingers, smelling eachother's hair, comparing breast and butt size and touching each-other's to judge their firmness, touching nipples.

Honestly, you shouldn't focus on the sexual acts themselves, but on the foreplay. The sex should be the tip of the cherry, it shouldn't be the main dish.

>>146671015
If you were a ripped adonis the events would have played out differently.

>>146673077
the cherry on top*

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>>146672809

>>146673077
> bumping their knees
I get everything else, but what is this? My English is not the best, but does this mean literally bumping knees? How would that be arousing?

>>146672993
Those plus
>nipples dock
>nipples in vajayjay
>breast milk play (Homura Subaru stuff)

>>146673170
>How would that be arousing?
How would it not?

>>146673170
Yes, that. Something as common and basic as bumping knees can make certain people jumpy, since it would feel intimate for them.

Hifumi would probably be like that.

>>146673077
Two of my favourite things: clavicle licking and navel licking.

>>146672809
Tender chin-in-hand kisses
Aggressive, deep tongue-kissing
Sloppy, pressed-against-the-wall makeouts
Knee-between-leg
Verbal abuse
Physical abuse
Ear-nibbling foreplay
girl-girl strip tease/lapdancing
Slow, sensual undressing during foreplay
Forced undressing during abuse
Breast play in all varieties and variations (especially docking)
Groping during intimate cuddles
Groping during spooning
Aggressively, violently forceful groping while pinned
Consensual cunnilingus
Non-consensual cunnilingus
Forced cunnilingus
Consensual anilingus
Non-consensual anilingus
Forced Anilingus
Facesitting
69
Dry humping
Wet humping
Lotion/oil play
Watersports
Spanking
All variations of finger/hand/fist/arm/toe/foot/other bodily appendage being inserted into various holes
Scissoring
Mating-press tribidation
Toys (too many variations to possibly list)

And, of course, just good old fashion french-kissing while pressing naked bodies together. Half the fun of yuri is the seduction and lead up. If you just skip right to X goes in hole, you miss half the fun.

>>146673342
My fucking nigger. Add nape kissing, as well, while you're at it.

After that Kou scene in last ep and what LL pulled today, I'm a happy camper

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>>146673342
>>146673443
Both of you have excellent taste.

>>146672993
>>146673077
>>146673440
Ok, I get the point, now add characters to these actions.

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>>146673271
When exactly do two people "bump knees"?

>>146673518
Cramped train.

>>146673494
fairly sure Aoba and Hifumi would do all of the above together.

>>146673518
When two people get intimate there's often moments like that where you accidentally bump body parts, just because it's difficult to keep track of every limb when you're all tangled together and focused on you-know-what. Those sorts of awkward moments, like when you go to move your foot to adjust your balance only to find that it's stuck up against their foot, are very intimate in an awkward, unscripted sort of way. It's clumsy and authentic and serves to remind you that yes, you are in fact intimately pressing bodies with another human being.

It's sort of like how some people find having their ears touched during lewd times to be very arousing. The ear is not an erogenous zone, but rather the idea that someone is present in that most intimately private space is itself extremely exciting. You'll almost never be close enough to another human being for the movement of your legs to interfere with the movement of their legs except during coital preamble, so those few moments are quite unexpectedly special.

>>146649249
She's not a nigger

You guys realize that most of these girls are probably straight, right?

>>146673605
True.

>>146673734
I cannot think of a single time during sex (if that's what you're referring to) when I cared if our knees touched.

>It's sort of like how some people find having their ears touched during lewd times to be very arousing.
No, that's completely different.
>The ear is not an erogenous zone
There are several reasons why it is, and it's no secret THAT it is.
I'm going to stop here. Reading this post has clearly been a mistake.

>>146673849
>new games
>straight
anon don't make me laugh

>>146673849
>girls
>straight
Not in my experience

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>>146674014
>I cannot think of a single time during sex (if that's what you're referring to) when I cared if our knees touched.
I didn't write that post for the benefit of unvirgins. Please never darken my doorstep with your impurity again.

>>146674117
>impurity
>posts an unrenamed horriblesubs KnP screencap
>horriblesubs
I didn't reply to this to benefit people who use shit subs. Please never darken my doorstep with your impurity again.

I want to drink Yun's used bathwater.

I want to bang Nene

I want to use Nene like an onahole.

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Why is she so cute lads?

I want to DESTROY Ahagon's lower holes

I want to spank Nene until her ass is red like a tomato.

>>146674480
She destroys yours.

>>146674471
because she needs to look cute for Hajime

>>146674480
What exactly do you mean by this?

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There are shows on their airing days with threads less active than this, and all we're talking about is how much we want to X Y's Z

I want to engage Yun in a frank and thoughtful discussion of the important issues of the day.

>>146674580
I want to sniff Hifumis butt

>>146674598
And then drink her piss as she squats over your face?

>>146674659
No.

Which New Game is the best at English?

I want to fantasize having a conversation with them. ;_;

>>146674538
I'm cool with that too.

>>146674486
I want to do this too

>>146674659
I wouldn't be opposed at all to drinking a cute girls pee

>>146674580
I want Y to X W's Z

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>>146674659
I didn't think of that at first, but now you mention it I'm interested.

>>146674659
That's what I want Aoba to do to me. Question is... how to trick her into doing that.

>>146674659
Somehow I feel like it would be difficult to carry on a conversation with someone while they're urinating on you.

At very least, it'd be hard to tell if they were taking you seriously.

>>146674569
I want to shove my dick in Ahagons pussy and tight brown anus vigorously and many times

So much and so often that very quickly she will feel strange if we don't copulate for even just a day

>>146674659
Yes

>>146674688
Umiko, she likely has to use it alot for her mall ninja shit

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>>146652022
>25% of people hates Nenecchi

25% of people are also faggots 100% of the time

>>146674659
>you will never be trapped in an elevater with Hajime
>you will never watch her squirm as she has to pee
>you will never offer to be her urinal
>you will never feel her warm stream hit your face as she fails to aim
>you will never drink it all, then rub her shoulders after she gets embarrassed
why even live

>>146674688
Probably Hifumi, I'm sure she'd learn some English being online all day. But who knows, maybe Nene is taking some advanced English course in uni.

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>>146674688
Probably Ahagon. Although I get the feeling Shizuku probably also speaks it surprisingly well.

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Is there a particular reason this game director permits her staff to dress like sluts?

Would Hifumi be a 4chan user?

>>146675138
Because she likes pretty young things

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>>146675138
>>146675079
Anime needs more sexy cakes like her.

>>146675186
I'm pretty sure she is, the question would be, on which boards does she post in?

>>146674688
Ahagaon would speak english like a weeb speaks japanese. The few words she knows are picked up from the names and instruction manuals of her toy weapons, military history blogs written by westaboo gun otaku that are full of hearsay and outright bullshit, and being shouted at by foreigners in online shooter games. She could tell you that she's oscar mike to your HQ for sum fuk, bitch but probably couldn't carry on a conversation.

Likewise, Hajime can probably quote lines from american action movies 'till she's blue in the face but doesn't actually understand a word she's saying.

I think Rin would probably be the only one capable of carrying on a conversation, just because she seems like the diligent type that probably aced eigo in highschool and still remembers a lot of it. You could keep her around as a translator while you rail her girlfriend.

>>146675315
>while you rail her girlfriend
how about no

God damn it. Those New Game threads aren't good for my health, All those lewdposts are making me think of making up all sorts of crazy lewdposts myself.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>>146675296
probably /u/ to get new ideas of lewd things to do with Aoba.
>>146675430
Join in anon, it's tons of fun~

>>146675315
>Hifumi tries to communicate with you in English
>All she knows is broken English shitposting

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>>146675591
>Hifumi-san, would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?
>kek ur mum, fgt :^)

Does anyone have a regex filter for posts that start with "I want to" and end with an exclamation mark? I can't figure it out.

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>>146651847

>>146675731
l want to make it difficult for this anon to filter my posts!

>>146649945
Don't question it, just fap

>>146675731
Just find a new board

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I just want to play FPS games with Ahagon.

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>>146675672
>She responds with "kek imlying I'll go to dinner with you.
>She's left wondering the next day why you never came to pick her up.

>>146660584
I am going to mess up on purpose so that she can shoot me in the balls with her pellet gun and insult my work performance

>>146675296
/cgl/, /an/, /c/, /u/