I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Getting there.
>>146586762
I am the fin of my fish.
I don't really like it,
but I love you all
>>146586762
Too much for me.
>>146586898
Almost there.
>>146586898
>>146587170
...and now to bask in the afterglow
>>146586762
eye het it!
>>146587328
I'm hungry now
>>146587400
>I'm hungry
Here
>>146587288
He hates it!
>>146587430
>Eating Google with your bare hands
Knife and Fork, Pal!
>>146586762
Thank youSeriously, you give me a smile some days
>>146587663
But what happens on other days?
I am indifferent to it.
>>146587707
I don't find the thread
>>146586762
How long has it been?
>>146586762
I thought I wanted to do it once.
>>146587817
But he did it once.
>>146586762
>>146587812
>How long has it been?
Just so you know, it been here a while. Quite a while actually...
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was over the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. And God said, “Let there be SakuraFish™,” and there was SakuraFish!
>>146586762
Be careful when eating fish.
>>146587817
>>146587826
>>146587948
>>146587502
He can't afford it.
I want to tickle Fish-chan.
>>146588527
tickle the fish till it pees itself
Reminder.
>>146586762
I'LL REVERSE ENGINEER IT!
I HATE IT
>>146589068
>>146589518
>I HAT TITS
>>146586762
>>146586762
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
>>146590299
>>146590299Unable to walk, he is gifted with by a fish ex Sakura with the girl's address. Never minding the strange unwatery surface, he immediately visits her, and is overjoyed to find out that she loves worms as well.
>>146586898
What is this?!? Why does it exist?
This shit has been going on since 2011.
>>146592320
>2011
Wrong, but it was a good guess!
>>146592320
Keep in mind, this is only how far back the archive went:
http://archived.moe/a/thread/9391860
So, we can assume it's a little older
It's shit. I must destroy it. For the sake of the lolis.
>>146592991
>Loli once again break the treaty
We must all heed the war cry for the Loli must be stopped. Our lives and the future lives of our small fry depend on it!
>>146593139
But first, we shall sacrifice this tiny Loli to give us strength for the battle!
Eat and enjoy!
ATTACK!!!
Gimmie all your money or this might go off!
ow!
ow!
ow!
ow!
>>146593521
ALLAHU AKBAR!
You cannot escape us, muhahahahahaaaaaaaa!
We have you now, little loli!
Resistance is OUCH!
ResistanOUCH!
Re- OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
>>146593869
I want the fish to fuck me like the pathetic slut I am. I hate it.
I hate it!
>>146597579
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>146604748
Two thousand dollars. I will pay you two thousand dollars to desist.
>>146604748
I HATE IT
>>146604748Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>146604748
>>146604748
>>146604821Keit-ai is already a manga. Stop posting it.http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
>>146604748
inb4 triggered troids
>>146604748
ALWAYS uh
>>146592181
Nononono DELETE THIS! I HATE FISH!
>>146606954
>>146605503
It's a duck in a fish suit!?
>>146604971
>Trigger
Did someone say 'trigger'?
>>146604971
>>146604748
I love this meme and will carry it's corpse even when it has long died to everyone else. If I ever achieve spaceflight I will create a giant orbital sign displaying this pasta in every language known to man.
Every night, people will look up at the sky and see the Keit-ai pasta.
>>146609800
>Likes Keit-Ai
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
>>146607378
Pandas know kung-fu.
This panda will now kick that bear's ass.
>>146610078
>fish in a panda suit
Seems sorta legit
>>146610253
Listen to the dog
He is wise beyond his years
>>146610302
JUST STOP
>>146610302
BUT I REALLY KINDA WANT TO WATCH IT!!!!!
>>146610405
>>146586762
>>146586762
I don't trust you. You said you would post it everyday numerous times in the past, and then went dark for ages.
>>146586762
>I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
>Didn't post it yesterday
But you didn't post it yesterday.
J-Just why is this meme still alive?!?! Let it die already!
Sakurafish uh?