Shimoneta thread

>>146486263
worse humor than Big Bang Theory

>>146486299
dubs dont lie

>>146486263
Who is this slut?

>>146486263
Why is her ojou laugh so great?

>>146486299
Im sorry to hear that friend
I find it very funny

>>146486299
t. Regal M'Lady Defender

>>146486263
She talks really big but I bet shes very shy in bed

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>>146486299

Anyone getting the blu Ray for the fapping sock?

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Would you drink her love nectar?

>>146486553
I wish I could spit on whoever wrote >>136689792

>>146486766
until she's dry.

>>146486943
More likely you'd just drown

Why is it impossible to choose which girl is the best in the show?

>>146488503
Because all girls are best except for pink haired dickhead

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>>146488503
It is possible, best girl is Saotome, duh.

>>146486263
Naisu body.

>>146486263
Anna carried this show so hard that it literally killed her

>>146486263
What's her chest size according to that picture? Looks pretty damn perfect to me.

>>146490168
10/10 size

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>>146488503
It's not

>>146486263
I want to betray Ayame-senpai to the authorities so I may have my way with her as my reward.

Federally permitted degeneracy is still federally permitted.

>>146492742
Nazi please go and stay go.

>>146486766
Don't put dick in crazy

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>>146486263

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Find a flaw.

>>146495519
short
no tits
no ass
annoying voice

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>>146495622
I said flaws, not pros.

>>146495763
fuck off pedo

>>146495763
She's a virgin.

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>>146495832
Midgets aren't the same as lolis, you know.

>>146495856
Still not a flaw.

>>146486263
>>146486644
>>146492742

she acts all smug and lewd but I bet she's a virgin who's scared of real dicks

>>146495999
I still remember that one post about how she's a two-faced bitch, hence that's where her fourth hole is. Brilliant stuff.

How did Anna take it when Kajou confessed to betamax?

>>146495519
Lesbian.

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>>146486766
I found the male "Love Nectar" ages ago, in my wild experimental teens.

If you have ever done prostate stimulation, you have probably seen it. The liquid is in a quantity comparable to piss, but impeccably pure, and even slimy. It smells and tastes of semen, but its' taste is rather light. It's incredibly hydrating, even more than water, and with each gulp you want more and more.

>>146496319
When did /fit/ get in here?

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>>146496319

>>146496319
eww

>>146495999
I thought this was made obvious near the end of the anime.

She can throw sex jokes without a worry, but actual, real relationships with men are a completely different beast for her.

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>>146496319

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>>146496319
What did this guy even drink? It sounds like piss and semen/precum to me, but I'd love a better, deeper explaination.

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>>146486766
Why is it that Subaru and Okuma attract White Nutcases?

>>146496841
The 'Sperm' whale's "Love Juice has more serious consequences, though.

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>>146496319
what

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>>146496319
Why did my mouth water as I read this?

>>146495622
Those are all pros, anon. Tits suck, and she has a good-enough ass.

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>>146497417
>Tits suck

>>146486263
Any chance of the LN ever getting translated?

>>146486263
>You will never see Anna become a bride, enjoying the wedding cake and bells with her husband.

>>146490168
Anyone?

>>146497692
My knowledge of boobs is minimal but i think that's at least C or D cup.

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>>146496319
Jesus /a/

>>146497786
Yeah, that seems accurate enough. Probably a D, though, since they look bigger to me than a C cup, and the uniform is holding them back.

>>146497238
You're gay, Anon. Sorry to break it to you.

>>146498204
If it's an /a/non.. I'm okay with it.

>>146498167
I can figure it out, but I'd need either her BWH or her height and weight.

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>>146496319

>>146486299
DUDE

>>146496811
Probably just that, watery piss with some precum mixed in. Guy probably just mistook the sensation for ejaculating and drank a mouthful of his own piss

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>>146496319

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>>146498963

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>>146496319

>>146498869
No, I didn't mistake it. I know how the "soft emission" cum feels when you're doing prostate massage. It was very different. I had taken a deep breath and relaxed on the phallic object, when this 'liquid' slowly oozed from my dick.

I swear, it wasn't just piss, it had an entirely different look and consistency. I also hadn't drank any water earlier that day, so if it was piss it would've been an yellow, almost orange colour. Yet this liquid was almost transparent; with the semen in it softly clouding the whole thing..

It was probably pure semen with very little spermatozoa in nit.

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>>146499274
Jesus Christ, you don't know shit about your nutbladder.

You drank piss with semen in it, period.

won't deny, it made me really horny

>>146497677
Dude, can't we at least let those comments wait till the memorial thing on 9/11?

>>146486437
Post 3 examples.

>>146492776
Sounds like a Nazi...

>>146486263

S O X
S O X
SOX!

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>>146486766
Yes

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>>146496319

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>>146496319

>>146503275
>34
post the rest

>>146486263
This is literally the worst main girl of any anime in the last five years. Not an ounce of appeal.

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>>146504336
Yeah she is very annoying

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>>146496319

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>You will never dick a sexually frustrated milf politician

>>146497238
It's a reflexive reaction that precedes vomiting.

>>146496711
Just like me, but with woman instead

>>146498963
Literally

>>146504336
>>146504783
no
she's
>cute
>smart
>lewd on the outside but still shy on the inside

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Every Shimoneta thread

>>146504610
This is a nice gif.

>>146504336
Well she does have big tits unlike most of the pure nipponese characters

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>>146504958
Why is the ED so much catchier than the OP?

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>>146496319
>mfw you breath the same air with people like this

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>>146499274

>>146496896
At least Ayame is safe from those juices.

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>>146496319
nigga what

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All Shimoneta girls are best, except Kosuri, she's a shit.
That being said, Kajo is my favorite.

>>146496319
>It's an anon is a faggot episode
What a surprise.

How the fuck was I blindsided by this?

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-08-12/funimation-reveals-dub-casts-for-overlord-shimoneta-1st-live-action-rurouni-kenshin-film-6th-hetalia-season/.105328

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>>146496319
Stay classy /a/.

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>>146507866
Hopefully Anna's mom is voiced by Meiko's dub VA; impressed FUNi is throwing their a-listers into Shimoneta while giving the newbies the rest.

Then again

>dubs in 2016

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>>146486263

>>146496319
/fit/ pls leave

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>>146507866
They're dubbing shimoneta? It's gonna be hilariously bad, or just hilarious.

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>>146496319
Nani?

>>146511673
I honestly didn't expect an American dubbing studio to even want to touch this one with a ten-meter vaguely phallic pole.

>>146497238
I shouldn't know where that is from.

>>146512200
FUNi noted it was one of the most watched things of last year's summer.

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>>146496319
Why faggots appears on moments that we less expect?

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>>146513130
Shimoneta threads attract the weirdos