you're at the club and this motherfucker slaps your gf's ass, what do you do?
it's been confirmed that putting /jojo/ in the titles makes the threads 100% worse
IM A DEGENERATE AND EVEN THIS DISGUSTES ME, DELET THIS
Here you go :)
Not at the moment, once i have more shit to dump i might
it stopped being one some time ago
you fucking asses can't let these threads die and now it's just devolved to jojo themed shitposting
All Narancia's are good and pure.
Some guy claiming to be the person who commissioned it was in the thread a while ago.
Its the beginning of the thread, the shitposters will die down soon, well have a discussion soon enough.
At least let's try finding out together the best reading set up, and add it in the pastebin to help everybody. I'm clueless and I need your help, and I know I'm not the only one.
Just finished Steel Ball Run yesterday
The train fight was one of the most glorious things I've ever read
>Diego and HP eating shit
>Gyro and Johnny being unable to land a single hit on Love Train Valentine
>Gyro mastering the infinite spin and awakening Ball Breaker, almost killing Valentine
>Gyro's steel ball causing Johnny's horse to kick, throwing Johnny into the golden rectangle and awakening Tusk Act 4
>Act 4 breaking through Love Train and pummelling Valentine into the ground
>The final shots between Johnny and Valentine
i've seen worse
No man there are such thing as bad narancia images. That was one of them. Remember it is your duty to narancia to never allow images like furry narancia to be accepted anywhere.
Only visit JoJo threads on fridays and 19ths, discussion will be more satisfying if you abstain.
The topic last thread was part 8
kindaso let's try Josuke this time!
I don't want to spam these like cancer but I think I fixed the paint bucket issues this time so I figured I'd might as well give it a shot.
Daily reminder that the report button is still there, fucking use it when necessary.
How about this?
This felt a little too familiar, apologies if it already exists
Stroheim doing the machine pose but have it be a giant mechanical middle finger
>shitposts from the mentally ill being deleted
Oh man, I fucking wish this keeps up.
The cancer is ripe in this thread. Might as well contribute.
I activate my magic card, eliminating all gay shit from this thread.
What's everyone's favorite song/artist that's in JJBA?
Wow. just wow. I honestly have no words. In fact I applaud your friend I had no clue you could pack THAT much autism into a single entity.
King Crimson, for sure. Sucks that both the band and stand have reached meme status but Red and Discipline are still amazing.
I listen to Epitaph every night before bed.
not in the manga but im a big yes fan
if we're talking strictly manga characters soul'd out and oingo boingo
I would, but I have people in my life who I care about and I don't want to be selfish dick. Have a cute boy.
OYE COMO VA
This is all your fault, you should've just left him to read it without your useless input.
That's some good shit right there if I don't say so myself.
I hope everyone's having a wonderful day.
Post some jolynes and foo's!
thats still good shit, my dude.
Talking Heads, Burning Down the House and
a specific psycho killer..
Ayy if you still doing requests asking for a version of pic realated with Trish, or anybody else from the passione gang
Let me get this straight, did Stephen get cucked by Jesus Christ himself?
Yeah, but all of the alternate Valentines, or at least all of them shown, all looked about the same, so it kinda took me for a loop.
Didn't think about it being the corpse parts, ok, that could've been it.
>all of the alternate Valentines, or at least all of them shown, all looked about the same
That's what I figured, short and fat Valentine would've just been funny, especially later on, with him going to rape Lucy. Would've felt more like a comedy scene, rather than kinda scary.
Yes, but those are designs we see once, they might as well have been dudes wearing wigs. Later on with the Infinite Spin bit, every alternate world Valentine looks exactly the same. Even when he grabs Alternate Dio, looks exactly the same.
I think they state some point after sugar mountain and valentine gets all the corpse parts that the change occurs, so yeah. Valentine wouldn't just change his body just for the shit of it.
araki probably was planning on making someone else the final boss, possibly diego, and realized that he liked funny a lot more than he originally thought.
I don't think you understand that there's an INFINITE number of universes. Valentine could have reached in and grabbed Dio as he was in Phantom Blood if he wanted to. It could have just been coincidence or Araki being lazy, but there's no reason they all had to look the same.
Yeah, the more I think about it, the corpse parts totally make sense, especially after I remembered the legs kinda helping Johnny twitch them out, and tiny Valentine's big-ass heart
Why isn't shirtless valentine an ASB/EOH costume?
Yeah, I realize the infinite universes thing, it's just the main thing is that after being Act 4'd he only goes to universes with the same Valentine design. It would totally make sense that he would go to a SUPER alternate universe where he looks completely different, just to see if that would get him out of it, but he never did.
What one video game would you make a stand?
Wait, those guys were supposed to be alternate Valentines?
Who else would they be? You'd think a group of people that look just like a major character with different traits would be explained.
Since D4C pulls people out of different universes, there's nothing else you could really assume.
I don't think it's confirmed but first you see assistants that dress and fashion themselves just like Valentine then later learn he can pull more of himself from alt dimensions so its not a stretch of a conclusion.
Anon please shut the fuck up and never say that again.
>literally any hotline song
dope as shit, my dude.
I always just thought that those were his assistants, and the reason they're dressed like that is because that's the style of the time and they don't want to piss of Funny
Considering all the alternate Valentines we see at the end look exactly like him, it doesn't make sense for these people who bear no resemblance to him beyond their clothes and wigs to also be alternates
he figured out how the infinite damage thing worked - thats how he told diego. he could try escaping to a world where dire became lord of the universe and the rps kid jesus christ, and he'd still be unable to escape the infinite rotation of his cells.
he knew there was zero way to escape the super spin, no matter what universe he went to.
[MADNESS OF LITTLE EMMA]
[HAND OF FATE]
[NOT A HERO]
[OUR DARKER PURPOSE]
Yeah, it's entirely possible that "the" Valentine design isn't even the one from the Based World. It was just that scene that made me think that, through D4C's power, Valentine's design was unaffected in all of the alternate universes, similarly explaining why of the Valentine's immediately understood when the Based one needed to be replaced.
As though they are all technically the "same" person.
So when Valentine replaces himself, he says he gives his memories to the other Valentines. Does this mean that The OG Val's concious is transferred to the new body, or does the OG just accept that he is going to die, puts the country above himself, and give the new guy a copy?
I'm imagining it would do something similar to what Griffith does in Berserk, except the user has control over when and where dragons and trolls start appearing and killing everybody.
I thought that it was either coming in contact with another FV either passed the memories to the new one (since the new one would say stuff like "I understand, I'm your replacement" or something like that), or it was D4C being passed to the new one immediately made him understand what was up.
He said that it was D4C being transferred that alerted the new one. Im wondering if the 'new one' is actually a different Valentine with a copy of the OG's memories, or if it's OG Val in a new body.
I always looked at it as, "All right, it's your job now." and then D4C and the memories swap, but not the conscious. Basically, the Valentine we see at the beginning of part 7 is not the same one we end on.
>As long as the user has a large enough item in hand, they can use it to imitate another item by speaking out the relevant sound effect
>Can throw and explode rocks with a BOOM
>Can slice something open with a stick with a SLASH
>Can split a piece of wood by imitating paper with a RIP
>The user often settles for a gun and says POP POP or BRRT
Are there any decent Gyro figures that aren't several hundred dollars? Or really any of the Passione Gang, or the decent looking stand designs.
I just want a decent JoJo figure that isn't an assload of money.
well my animeonly friend started reading the part 5 italian scans "for the immersion" (is watching 4) meanwhile he doesnt know italian
my other animeonly friend went straight to SBR, hes reading (slowly) now
The first replacement it shows actually says "I understand", from what I remember.
To me, that says that it's not the OG's own consciousness, it's probably just D4C giving the new one copies of the OG's memories and telling him what to do.
After the hairdo he was fucking menacing as fuck and I loved how insanely smug and confident he was.
I need to know for reasons, what are some good iconic locations in Jojo? The bigger the better.
>Constant lipstick pre part 6 characters
It doesn't work
>school starting soon
>jotaro is in need of supplies
>goes shopping for notebooks
>comes back with an entire shopping cart full of Lisa Frank brand supplies
agreed. the moment after he gets BtD is honestly one of the most godly moments in all of manga.
>first thing we see is hayato magically revived
>kira's appearance changes
>yoshihiro and hayato are freaking out, all while kira is just confident as hell and the reader just knows something's wrong
>rohan starts seeing weird shit with his stand
>suddenly, he just blows up and dies
it's the perfect combination of terror, bizarreness, and normalcy
Some specifics that are especially huge would be the Kennedy Space Center, the Roman Colosseum like I said, the place where survivor took place, the forest right outside Ringo's house, The
LouvreI can keep goin if you need
Yeah depends what you mean by decent, JoJo is kind of bad for figures if you don't like SAS or cheapish prize figs. Most really aren't hundreds of dollars aside from the swarovski ones and some rare ichiban kuji prizes though. Gyro is tough to find anything for, but his SAS should be out before the end of the year and he has a Banpresto fig you can get for cheap if you don't mind that kind of quality. He has an amazing looking statue out there somewhere but I've never seen it for sale so I'm sure it would cost assloads. Just look up the characters you like on Mandarake.
Kosaku Kawajiri or Dr. Yoshikage, didn't care for blonde Kira very much
really idk, like naples or some shit? im sure araki found inspiration from real life in italy since he really likes it there
>jotaro buying shit for his own daughter
mrdonut made a new killer queen video from episode 22, it's really well done
Nice, Ringo's house is a good idea.
You can keep going.
Here are the places I had in mind already: Joestar Estate, Ogre Street, Air Supplena Island, Streets of Cairo, Morioh, Rome and Green Dolphin Street Prison.
>for his daughter
dude, we're talking jotaro in university here
I can't choose, but I'll go with JJL Kira simply because
>a) we don't know everything about him yet, he still has a story to be told
>b) he's intimidating as fuck. like that part where he made a guy chew his own fingers off.
you can also do venice (originally where joseph trained, where KC was revealed), boing boing cape , angelo rock and a lot of the part 4 stuff (def get ghost alley though), the higashikata estate from 8, sugar mountain's woods, maybe you could stretch it by having the New York streets where Alt Diego and johnny fight
「Old world blues」
Have you...seen him?
Some weird ones I've come up with would be the White House room where Scarlet tries to get Lucy to sit on her face, The Higashikata backyard in part 8 and two locations from part 5 include pompeii with man in the mirror and the boat with zucherro
I can't believe they're making a Gyro SAS before a Johnny one.
Ok, it's been bugging me for forever and I want to know, how did the whole "Jotaro has a dolphin fetish" meme start? Is there something from the manga I'm forgetting, or is it just "hur dur marine biologist=dolphin fucker"
I mean Gyro is the main character
It really is a mouthful to summon.
Maybe just 「JUCU」 for short.
it's just his design from part 4 onwards has a bunch of random gold dolphins all over his coat and hat. i'm guessing someone found meme potential in that and now we have dolphin fucker jotaro.
I want to BE Diego! I love him, he is the coolest kid in the castle and he has a big dick (10 in). I wish he was my dad or brother, he would teach me to be COOL. Diego can fly and ZA WARUDO and he is COOL. I LOVE DIEGO!! I want to BE him, I am going to start writing my name on my hat and be COOL. I am going to BE Diego!!
Fake as fuck Diegos get out. If you don't walk the dinosaur then you don't walk at all.
Sure, he studied starfish, but he wears shiny gold heart badges of kissing dolphins, it's kind of ridiculous. Anyway, both are memes.
And you have disgusting taste, anon
proof right here my man.
i'd cuddle him all night
Don't we all?
The whole song just is not really attempting to be anything, its just a mess of dudes in good moods having a fun time.
Pocoloco being a pure dude whos just there for a good time and to win fits well
Not him but
>it literally does nothing
>there's no guarantee that whatever this imaginary punchghost on your back says will actually be true
>you could just die while trying to ford a river or jump a bridge
>people around you have actual punchghosts that you can see, and yours can't do shit
Okayasu's a top tier bro, hell if I went to school with him and I was a gril i'd want him to ask me out
I'd just like to be his bro he's a cool guy
Camel, Pink Floyd, and Yes
Favorite song is probably Lady Fantasy by Camel or Echoes by Pink Floyd. Hard to pick.
Doranon I love you.
Please marry me.
No idea what he was going for here.
This is a drawfags interpretation of the sketch
Why do Americans bitch about Chinese pirating everything or creating cheap knockoffs of American goods and media when Americans consume a lot of anime and manga but pay for virtually none of it?
The show itself people can't wait for but a lot of them will spoil out a Shit ton for merch like Sad figures or the jojonium volumes
if it was not for Jockey Diego, part 7 would have been pretty shit. Gyro and Diego carried the whole part.
Valentine was the most forgettable villain. Atleast Diavolo, even though being shit, has memes. Valentine was shit villain through and through.
D4C was pretty awesome though.
Just finished SBR. Fantastic part
my favorite, but I've got a strong feeling now that it won't ever be animated in my lifetime. There's too much action and wacky shit like the spin and horses to animate. Even then, it'd have to run for at least 3 seasons, and I don't know if it was popular enough for people to put money into it.
try not skimming through a manga next time
Let's use comparison
SDC ended in july or june right?
We got the DiU confirmation I think in november and a trailer in december
I guess 4 or 5 months of wait after DiU is over
maybe more or maybe less
Oh no, we never lost control~
you're face, to face, with the
|MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD|
Reminder that this is the only straight jojo doujin in existence
Dolphins are shit tier marine animals with violent sadistic tendencies.
Deep sea marine life is where it's at.
My dad is Italian so I can confirm. There's a small timeskip after the Crazy Diamond Is Unbreakable / I'll Jog Your Memory / The Guardian Angel Of Morioh / Goodbye Morioh; Golden Hearts episode before the OVAs and specials; this culminates in a graduation special and Koichi's mission abroad.
1 - Jotaro Kujo Meets Josuke Higashikata (3)
2 - Josuke Meets Angelo (5)
3 - Nijimura Brothers (10)
4 - Koichi Hirose's Echoes (5)
5 - Toshikazu Hazamada's Surface (5)
6 - Yukako Yamagishi Is In Love (9)
7 - Let's Eat Italian Food (4)
8 - Red Hot Chili Pepper (8)
9 - Picked Up Something Dangerous (3)
10 - Let's Go To The Mangaka's House (7)
11 - Let's Go Hunting (5)
12 - Rohan Kishibe's Adventure (5)
13 - Shigechi's Harvest (7)
14 - Yukako Yamagishi Wants To Be Like Cinderella (6)
15 - Yoshikage Kira Just Wants A Quiet Life (5)
16 - Sheer Heart Attack (11)
17 - Atom Heart Father / Yoshikage Kira's New Life (7)
18 - RPS Kid Is Coming (6)
19 - I Am An Alien (6)
20 - Highway Star (8)
21 - The Cat Who Loved Kira (6)
22 - Who Wants To Live On A Transmission Tower (6)
23 - Enigma Boy / That's Not My Dad (10)
24 - Cheap Trick (6)
25 - Another One Bites The Dust (10)
26 - Crazy Diamond Is Unbreakable / I'll Jog Your Memory / The Guardian Angel Of Morioh / Goodbye Morioh; Golden Hearts (9)
27 - Rohan Meets Gucci/Rohan at the Louvre
28 - Kishibe Rohan OVA (6)
29 - Josuke Meets Jolyne (6)
30 - School Festival special
31 - Hot Springs special
32 - Summer Vacation special
33 - Golden Week special
34 - Halloween special
35 - Christmas special
36 - New Years' special
37 - Under Execution, Under Jailbreak / Dolce and His Master (3)
38 - Dead Man's Questions (3)
39 - Graduation special
They are smart as all fucks, though. But yeah, they are kinda massive assholes when they want to.
Deep sea animals pretty brutal though, even if they generally try to conserve energy. Most prey rely on trying not to be seen rather than having countermeasures against predators.
It's kinda hard to fuck deep sea creatures, though.
Can someone translate this?
This is the biggest blemish on the franchise pre part 7