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Sorry but we need a megumeme thread NOW!

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Sorry but we need a megumeme thread NOW!
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>>146441906
She's a little girl you sick fucks
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>>146441970
so is your sister
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>>146441970
And?
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What's her anus like?
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>>146442605
fiery
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>>146441906
IT'S MEGUMIN MONDAY
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Reminder that mage/thief multiclassing is shit tier
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I wanna fuck this autistic mage
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Do you think they'll go beyond a second season? Will the snowball catch?
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>>146445012
Vanir, darkness focus and megumin focus (crimson village). Hopefully we finish volume 5 and it's more than 10 episodes this time. Though asking for volume 6 might be too much but Iris!
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>>146445150
Volume 6 was only good at the end.
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>>146444903
>stealth-war-casting
>shit tier
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smugumin is the cutest
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>>146445479
Where do you shitters get these third rate copies of images from? Who the hell does this?
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>>146445470
>not just casting invisiblity spell
>not just dumping everything on explosion
what are you, not an explosion lover?
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>>146445634
Facebook, plebbit, tumblr and other cancerous normalfag places where the so called people don't care about quality and just save compressed thumbnails.
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AQUA A BEST.
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>>146441970
No shit.
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>>146444967
>tfw still waiting on my Megumeme onahole
>tfw on nofap while I wait
Going from 3-5 times a day to not at all is fucking killing me.
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>>146441970
Your point being?
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>>146445634

thanks
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>>146441970
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>>146446747
Thank you. I was going to post that but couldn't find it.
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>>146441970
Old enough to bleed old enough to breed.

She's 14 anon.
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Anyone got those really lewd pictures of Kazuma and Megumin?
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>>146446883
>>146446972
Either post normal sized pictures or don't post at all.
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>>146445470
> Learning stealth skills when you can literally become invisible
> Learning FAST when you can literally fly
> Having road endurance when you can literally teleport
> Going hunting when you can literally conjure sustenance
> Being strong when you can summon golems, transform into a dragon, and triple buff your stats
Basically mages are better at everything.
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>>146441970
We're all little girls here.
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>>146447238
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>>146445012
I heard it was a big hit, if season 2 is just as big, I don't see why not.
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>>146447505
Yes, great.
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>>146447549
I was wondering if Megumin stole that collar from a dog, but then I realized that it's probably just a standard Crimson Demon accessory.
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>>146447807
It took me quite a while to notice that she was even wearing it.

then I exploded in my pants.
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Megumin!
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>>146446883
it should be illegal to make my dick this hard.
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>>146448023
>>146448090
>>146448141
SEED THE TIL!
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>>146448023
>>146448090
>>146448141
Cute.
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>>146441970
I fail to see the problem here.
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>>146448023
>>146448090
>>146448141
Aqua is for cuddling and hand holding
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I never was interested in this show until I saw how alpha the MC was. I started watching it, and this shit is just fucking ridiculous.

It makes me smile wholeheartedly.
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>>146449418
That's because she's a retard anon. She'd get lost without Kazuma there.
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>>146449418
How did a subhuman like her attain the rank of uselessgoddess?
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>>146449430
Same. Watched it because a friend recommended it to me. Ended up expecting Kazuma to pull the stereotypical nose bleed everytime anything lewd happens and acting like a fucking beta all the goddamn time bullshit I'm getting kind of sick of.
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>>146449766

>useless

we cannot conceive of her schemes, she thinks in centuries and millennia, not in the lives of petty mortals
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>>146445960
That's not how you spell Eris though anon.

Eris is best goddess.
>m-muh pads
Flat chest best chest you fucking saggy titted retard.
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>>146449898
If put a sword through her, does she die?
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>>146450188

>Goddess that actually behaves like a goddess

My dick couldn't be any more flaccid. I'd rather have a damegami like Aqua.
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I've only seen the show but is this picture implying what I think it's implying?
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>>146450301
Yes, it is
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>>146450254
>not wanting a proper goddess

What a fucking faggot.

>>146450537
Neat.
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>>146450301
why are thieves supposed to be dressed like whores?
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>>146450753
>dress like a cheap hooker
>get caught doing thief shit
>fug your way out of the situation
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>>146450794
That sounds oddly familiar.
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>>146441970
Here's you (You)
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>>146449020
It is in Australia, I think
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did kazuma really mistake a tractor for a car?
seriously?
he fucked up that badly?
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>>146450844
Who in sweet Christ's name has done this
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>>146451041
Didn't he pull an all-nighter to get that game? Exhaustion hallucination?
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>>146450844
REPLACE EMILIA WITH REM
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>>146451074
No aqua was probably just lying to him. She's an idiot after all. He's smarter than her. He can't have fucked up that badly. My headcanon says his body was crushed flat by the car.
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>>146450844
I almost saved this, but then I saw EMT Emilia Magnificently Trash
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>>146450844
Kazuma looks pretty good in Subaru's outfit.
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>>146450844
>>146451297
Buttsecks doujin when :3 ?
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>>146451297
Well, they are just wearing trcacksuits
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>>146451158
No Kazuma really just has terribly poor health, he's physically weaker than a 13 year old girl.
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Is it wrong to want to bully darkness
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>>146451645
That's what she's there for. Make sure to bully Yunyun while you're at it.
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>>146451645
The next time Darkness runs off on her own I hope she gets raped to death by a horde of goblins.
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>>146452027
Lest she's got chicken
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>>146452027
At this point she's too sturdy for that. They would probably struggle to draw blood and she could just break her bindings, pull them off and walk home when she's done with her fun.
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>>146451104
Are you an idiot ?
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I improved your Memegumin
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>>146452181
>at this point

She was like that since the beginning. Remember she was tanking the Dullahan's sword strikes? He was supposed to be an end-game Demon Lord General.
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>>146452277
turning her into a whore isn't called improvement
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>>146452277
I approve of the belly and thigh boots, but she's still better off as an explosion mage.
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>>146451995
Yunyun is not for bullying!
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>>146449351
How can one little girl be so LEWD?
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>>146452456
doujins make everyone lewd.
Doesn't make them any less cannon though
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>>146452277
Not enough EXPLOSION/10
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I want to line her up with the others and finger their assholes.
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>>146452637
Make sure Aqua's last, your finger will come out fresher than when it went in
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>>146452277
Taking explosions away from megumin doesnt improve her, it removes her only redeeming characteristic, effectively turning her just another moeblob garbage girl.
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>>146452559
>>146453136
Explosions to the head are extremely stealthy
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>>146450844
These two Isekai are perfect to watch together
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>>146453337
>Re:Zero
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>>146453399
read your gospel my boy
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>>146452859
Good point, I'm pretty sure Megumin's asshole will make my finger dirty.
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>>146453563
>kissanime
How about you kill yourself streamfag
>inb4 hurf durf I got it from google I swears!
No you didn't
Kill
Your
Self
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>>146453563
>kissanime
faggot
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>>146453399
>not enjoying melodrama and comedy

It's like sweet and soul, salt and pepper
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what is aqua good for
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>>146452027
I'm sorry.
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>>146453895
Childish, innocent fun.
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>>146453895
She's a great water filter and wall builder. You can't really rely on her for anything that needs more brain power because there's a 50/50 chance she'll fuck things up horribly.
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>>146453719
>>146453786
I got it from my prnt sc key :D
What are you gonna do about it?
It's a good website m8
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>>146453895
Rough anal sex.
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tell me about aqua. Why doesn't she wear panties?
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>>146454119
She is a water filter, if she wore panties they would just dirty the water.
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>>146454167
So what you're saying is if she wore pantyhose she'd be a coffee filter and turn all the water into coffee?
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>>146454903
That could happen, tests need to be conducted first tho.
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>>146453786
>>146453719
what's wrong with watching on kissanime?
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>>146456140
>what's wrong with streaming?
lurk moar
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>>146456140
Nothing, and it's guaranteed replies so even better. I only download shows I really like, streaming is good enough for everything else.
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>>146456495
I thought that was someone else
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So this is the power of seasonal Reddit shit
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>>146456495
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>>146456872

She's just the shitpost master.
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>>146453786
>not kissing your anime
Fag/10
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>>146450196
it would be extremely painful
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>>146453905
FUCK YOU
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>>146453563
I threw that shitty Gospel in the trash, where it belongs.
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Aqua best girl!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>146460823
>contrarians
when is this going to stop being a meme?
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>>146452027
> Goblins
> Capable of dealing physical damage to Darkness
Honestly she is her own worst enemy at this point. Eventually no creature will be able to defeat her, and if she learns how to kill with her defensive moves then she will be completely broken.
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>>146460823
Piss off, Aqua.
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>>146461071
How do you punish a masochist? You dont.
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>>146461557
That's a simple one time deal. Good for a laugh

How do you destroy a masochist? You make them invincible. Perfect their defense and automatic guard skills. Train them in vicious counter blocks and kill parries, until they reach a point where everyone around them suffers more than they do. Only then will they truly despair.
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>>146463868
Which is why I said "How do you punish a masochist? You dont."
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>>146459290
She's a useless goddess.
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I love teenagers!
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>>146460823
Poor Aqua wants to be seen as a woman. Is Kazuma wrong about her?
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>>146465502
she's not the heroine
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Look what I found
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>>146445634
As someone who loves Megumin and only has playtime on McCree this is my favorite thing ever
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>>146467694
>DFC
>ZR
>short black hair with red eyes
>chuuni
>nice hat
She's basically a bundle of /a/'s favorite fetishes, and for that matter Japan's.
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>>146445816
Hell I'm pretty sure on twitter and facebook anything you upload gets automatically compressed
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why are there no darkness threads
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Just read the Meguimin back story book which were pretty good
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>>146456872
anime?
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>>146469674
I don't know off the top of my head but I do know there's a doujin named goodbye beautiful country about it.
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>>146469699
>>146469674
Amagi Brilliant Park
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>>146450844
Wow a really good iseki, and a really shit one.
I will never understand the rezerofagging
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>The one true terrorist
>The one true jihad
>The one true explosion
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>>146470239
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>>146441970
4u
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>>146441906
Her name is literally megumeem.
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>>146442937
I stuck my dick in a burning ring of fire
Started thrusting more as the flames grew higher
Burn burn burn
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
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>>146456330
I stream, but I download any ep I want to grab a screenshot from because I have self respect.
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>>146450844
Same VA for the females
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>>146470892
>trying this hard
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>>146470846
skeet skeet skeet
skeet into the ring of fire
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Still 4 1/2 months left.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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>>146473707
Don't worry. It'll fly by. Then you'll be looking back and cursing yourself for not accomplishing anything during that time.
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>I found a new way to make lots gold Kazuma!
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>>146474428
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>even Megumin's VA gets her pantsu swiped
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>>146450844
CUTE
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>>146474681
She's cute
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>>146473707
on the bright side you'll have to wait far longer for amaburi s2
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Megumin ain't got no bounce, no soul and no swing.
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>>146475339
Get your fat sacks out of here.
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>>146475339
I should hope her tits don't swing.
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Repair Chief Aqua at your service.
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Man this show is so comfy and great, Kazuma is a God tier protagonist, like an upgraded Kyon.
Almost kinda wish I had watched it with /a/.
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>>146475633
It's never too late to follow The Holy Path.
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>>146452456
I didn't get the appeal of the gym uniform, but then I saw the collar and understood perfectly.
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>>146453895
party tricks and healing
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>>146453895
Drinking buddy
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>>146475906
and quick fuck, to be tossed outside once she passes out and you've had your fill.
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>>146441970
I agree, but Unfortunately anon, this is /a/, where this is the norm. All rules of common decency fly out the door.
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>>146475976
That's what Darkness is for. You could even ignore her afterwards.
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>>146475597
That's her only use, Damegami.
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I want to fuck Aqua so badly my dick is throbbing so fucking hard right now.
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>>146476381
Pics.
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This little semen demon is literally the only reason I even heard of this anime.

Is it worth watching?
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>>146475597
BUILD THE WALL
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>>146476585
watch the ova first and go from there
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>>146476585
Yes.
Don't listen to >>146476946, the ova is like somewhere in the middle of the story line.
Start at ep 1
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>>146476585
It's one of the better anime to come out for a long while.
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>>146441906
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>>146452027
DID SOMEONE SAY GOBLINS???!!!!
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>>146477050
who fuckin cares about the story line, if he likes the ova hes gonna like the anime
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>>146477201
The OVA is weaker than the rest of the series though.
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>>146441906
Why is Megumin a half elf in another world?
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>>146477464
I can't wait for that shit to stop airing so all the cancer forgets about it.
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>>146477095
So many assblasted Jojofags
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>>146477402
other way around bud.
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>>146457393
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>>146467694
did someone say black hair and red eyes?
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>>146467694
>she doesn't show any explicit attraction towards MC whatsoever
Someone hasn't read the novels. And it's not will win the MC-bowl, she DID win.
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>>146449898
Is this some kind of 4D chess?
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>>146450844
DELET THIS
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Your harem awaits.
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>>146479811
What should I use to induce a heart attack? Caffeine? Or should I just go straight for cocaine?
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>>146479848
I don't think Aqua would want a suicidal druggie.
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>>146479930
Well, how else am I supposed to properly have a heart attack from a tractor? I'm not Kazuma levels of out of shape.
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>>146441970
This isn't my fault that that girl has such a body
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>>146480091
I thought Kazuma was in this image from the thumbnail. That says unflattering things about both him and Megumin.
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>>146448023
>>146448090
>>146448141
DELETE THIS!
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>>146480301
Fuck off Meguminfag. Aqua-sama BANZAI
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>>146480036
Stay awake for 3 days
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>>146467956
>nice hat
>She's basically a bundle of /a/'s favorite fetishes
>Nice hat
>/a/'s fetish
Gabe, please seek help
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>>146480091
buckets, anon, buckets
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>>146469141
We show our love for Dorkness through abusively ignoring her.
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>>146480091
>asks about age when talking to the succubus
>Kazuma you fucking lolicon
>requests an older woman anyway

What a fucking faggot.
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>>146480640
Don't be mean to Lalatina, her name and her 6-packs are cute.
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>>146480724
I'm still a bit bummed that they made her such a waif instead of showing off how buff she is.
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>>146450301
oh my fuck
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>>146480420
>not having a fetish for witch hat
Faggot
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>>146480091
yes I want this doujin
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>>146441906
Just started watched this, and I did it only for Megumin. I don't regret anythining.
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>>146481756
I did because of Luna, I was aware she's only a minor side character but stayed for Aqua, lovable dumbass. A Megu is very fine too.
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>>146480713
He asked about the age limit cause he wanted ~ara~ara~
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Yunyun > Megumin
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>>146482212
You shut your whore mouth
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>>146482571
I want to carry her home after explosion practice and lay her down so I can hold her hand and keep her company until she recovers
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>>146478739
>Sion
Coincidence? I think not.
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>>146476585
Yes, absolutely. This show surprised me with how genuinely nice it was.
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Anyone else like how trollish Megumin was during her spine off's.

"Hey Yunyun wanna explore that nonpopulated area over there"

Next page is Yunyun carrying Megumin away from everything
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>>146480724
Too bad DEEN will never show of Dustiness' abs, or bis, quads, muscles in general.
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>>146483663
>spine off's
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I want to marry Megumeme
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>>146484683
I want to impregnate that autistic mages asshole.
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>>146484721
What would Komekko say about this?
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>>146485364
You cant impregnate an asshole
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>>146485364
About which thing?
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>>146485437
The image
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>>146485544
I think she would say

holy fuck get here faster this nofap down from 3-5 times a day is killing me
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>>146450301
>>146480881
Secondaries reee
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>>146453895
Bullying
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>>146483663
For all these Megumine thread no one talks about her spin off stories. Did everyone else think they were bad
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>>146457917
kek
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>>146481756
Do it for her
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>>146478800
And so, the God tier waifu thread begins.
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>>146479598
Was there even an MC-bowl though?
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>>146486556
Well is a young guy living with 3 young girls in the same house, is bound to happen. They end loving him or hating him, there is no middle point.
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>>146451399
I'm surprised nobody has done a drawing Kazuma and Subaru squatting
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>>146487074
Just because they're wearing the tracksuit does not mean they've become the tracksuit.
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>>146487118
Once they do, all their problems will go away.
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>>146487232
>ywn respawn in a fantasy world and roll drunken slav for your class

Life is gay.
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>>146487289
Well just need a heart attack while a tractor slowly approaches us.
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I WANNA LIVE IN FANTASY AUSTRALIA
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>>146459290
For you.
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>>146489131
I wanna get isekai'd to konosuba world then head to the crimson village to find myself a chuuni waifu
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>>146491361
Same here, lets have a tractor duel until we both die and get isekai'd
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>>146491361
You'll strike gold. There's these two girls that were classmates of Megumin fidgeting around Kazuma when they met. Megumin cocked blocked them though when she noticed and declared Kazuma as her man.
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>>146452277
>no hat
VERBOTEN
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>>146469674
yeah
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>>146491689
MEGUMEME

N O
O
>>
>megumi wins and marrys kazuna
>her family is no longer miserable
>darkness become a mistress like she dreams off
>aqua continues be the pet
While this looks perfect there is a fatal flaw in this plan: the lack of best girl iris and best goddess eris
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>>146492178
>the lack of best girl iris and best goddess eris

I'm not saying it
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>>146492178
Form a harem.
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>all of these people who like Megumin
>while I'm falling for the masochist
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>>146493473
Maybe Megumeme is the most funny part in the series, but Darkness makes me hard rock
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>>146493473
Dampness does have plenty of admirable traits, like her muscles and her HP bar and, uh, her excellent choice of armour smith
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>>146493473
She gets development on season 2
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Post more of that crazy girl.
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>>146494264
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>>146494360
delete
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>>146494264
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C-C-Can this last until thursday?
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>>146495737
Can this last until S2?
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>>146495785
ALL

THE

WAY
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>>146495899
Why is the ED so comfy?
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Kazuma! Kazuma!
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>>146496267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI
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>>146450844
How would things have gone if Subaru and Kazuma ended up in the other's Isekai?
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>>146479598
Wait, how did she win the Kazumabowl, shouldn't Darkness or Wiz have won?
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>>146496937
By being the least crazy, openly relying on Kazuma, and confessing first.
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Honestly, who would want to win the Kazumabowl?
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>>146497041
Gold diggers and/or psychos.
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>>146451158
I wouldn't put it past Aqua to do something like that
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>>146497041
Kazuma's a fine guy, just sane.
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>>146496120
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472496968839.webm

Because it just is anon.
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>>146497034
But isn't she the opposite of the type Kazuma prefers?

Unless he really was a lolicon in the end.
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>>146496937
They have a mutual confession in vol 9, and even though Kazuma fucked up going further than headpats and hugging in bed they both have decided they're in some kind of relationship now.


>>146497293
We don't call him Kazuma "not a lolicon" Satou for nothing. Plus he's been developing a thing with Megumin since as early as vol 5.
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>>146497293
Believing Satou "Not a Lolicon" Kazuma.
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>>146497429
I want to see the 120 points explosion animated.
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>>146497462
>>146497429
His succubus dream request made me believe. I was a fool.
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>>146497194
>image of megumin on the webm
>when she's the worst singer of the 3

In regards to Chiisana Boukensha,
Darkness >= Aqua > Megumin
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>>146497768
Yeah but she's the cutest and I think that's all that really matters.
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>>146497821
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>>146497976
The OVA was so good, I hope S2 has anime original episodes.
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>>146497976
You'd think YunYun would have seen it coming since Megumin's been pulling that shit all their lives like the filthy pauper she is.
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>>146498326
YunYun is a kind girl with a beautiful heart unlike Megumeme.
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>>146498326
I'm not sure how Yunyun became an arch wizard with her INT.
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>>146498406
Megumin knows that being pure and kind in fantasy Australia will get you fucking killed.
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When did you realize that Megumin was best girl? It was right here for me.
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>>146498522
When she kept blowing up whatshisname's castle out of spite.
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>>146498573
> Blowing up abandoned castle
> spite
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>>146498598
>after he told them to fuck off and leave him alone
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>>146498598
After he left the first time cursing Darkness she went back to it and used Explosion. Though it wasn't out of spite, she just couldn't hold it in and had to let a big one loose and she loved using the castle as the target.
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>>146498719
>cursed Darkness
>told them they have to come to the castle to lift the curse
>leaves
>Aqua has one of her incredibly rare useful moments and lifts the curse
>he comes back and ends up complaining that nobody showed up
Goodnight my sides.
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>>146498719
I'm pretty sure there was a touch of "fuck you" in her motivations as well.
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>>146441906
definitely!

And: Thank you!
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>>146445960
Blasphemy!!!
People burn him!
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Would Megumin with boobs be a upgrade or a downgrade?
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>>146501810
Depends, is she older? If yes its an upgrade if theyre not too big.
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>>146501810
Downgrade obviously
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>>146498427
It's not about stats, it's about how many skill points you can power-level
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>>146503588
Didn't the guild lady mention needing enough stats in order to qualify for classes at the beginning? Though I guess Yunyun's ailment is technically an abominable amount of WIS. That's still pretty shit for a spellcaster.
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>>146496937
Wiz only compete in Vanirbowl.
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>>146496937
He walked her home gently, remember?
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>>146485404
not with that attitude
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>>146504499
Does Aqua even need to breathe? If not, there's a lot of potential.
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M'gumin
*Tips wizard hat*
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>>146501810
You tell me.
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>>146506427
Downgrade, thanks anon
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>>146441970
whats so bad about fucking a little girl
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>>146506771
I mean really, Look at what their wearing.
They are asking for it!
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>>146450844
funny how the authors are friends and Konosuba author wrote dialogue for one of the re zero previews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgkGkZxC2g
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>>146506823
Tell me about Komekko, why does she eat the pussy?
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>>146506934
Because she's poor, like borderline destitute.
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>>146506823
Which crimson demon girl is the easiest to marry?

I want me a semen demon.
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>>146507293
Yunyun. Just pressure her into it while calling her your friend and she'll fold.
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>>146507293
I want to open a bar with Nerimaki!
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>>146507334
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>>146504499
DELET
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>>146508082
It somehow keeps getting worse
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>>146508108
Weird porn always does.
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>>146508108
Or better
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>>146464977
for you
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>tfw not enough Aqua doujins
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>>146509212
You piss fetishists are one step above scat fetishists.
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>>146509212
>tfw just started this and up to ep 3
Why do more people like megu more than aqua?
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>>146509212
>tfw Aqua has all the vanilla and pregnancy doujins
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>>146510121
>Why do more people like megu more than aqua?
No idea, I figured megumin fans would be outed as redditors, but everyone seems to have a fetish for her.
I like Aqua and Wiz the most, but Aqua is #1
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>>146510121
Aqua is only good because she has a nice butt and no panties

She's just there to toss out her butt as a reward for tolerating her stupidity and rudeness
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>>146510375
>stupidity and rudeness

>implying these are cons
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>>146510121
Megumin have five things going for her.
>Shes flat
>Shes a mannerism that is easily overtaken by embarrassment
>Shes dedicated herself to something silly
>Shes not retarded (as seen when she exploits a passersby's notice that shes being carried and slimy"
>Shes got a great voice
>>
>have to wait until January for S2

Goddamit, I can't just rewatch S1 so soon, it won't have as much of the charm.
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>>146504499
That's all damegami is good for. Rough fucking, no kissing or cuddling.
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>>146512173
Completely untrue
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>>146512856
Oh shit, Guntool did an Aqua doujin.
>>
Damn, and it's top quality as usual. Eris is the god of fortune, but Aqua worshipers really lucked out this time.
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>>146476586

and get the Demon King to pay for it
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>>146497768
Her VA, Rie can sing though. Check out Re:zero's ED2
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>>146507293
Dodonko and funifura flirted around with kazuma until megumin noticed and cockblocked them by saying Kazuma is her man.
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>Magic pow
>900
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anyone else taken to responding to people calling for you with "yes yes, I'm [name]"?
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>>146518153
That's a stupidly high amount of magic power. Sasuga Crimson Demon prodigy.
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>>146507599
[Angry Boob Slapping Noises]
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>>146441906
>megumeme
Kill yourself.
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>Luck
>700
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>>146507599
pls do not bully yunyun
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>>146497429
>Thinking Megumin won
Switch Darkness with Megumin and you get almost the same inner dialoge where he realizes the so called love he developed for Megumin unconsciouly. Kazuma feels anything for a girl when they show him the slithest amount interest in him. My point being if you had replaced Megumin with Darkness, you get that same inter thought where he thinks he fell in love without realizing it.

Pretty much from the progressing of the relationships, I thought it was obvious that Darkness was going to be first before volume 9 got released. Pretty much from where Vanir declared that they both like each other and are only afraid ton act. From Volume 3 going furthet with more implications for romance mostly from Darkness, but also from Kazuma mostly in volume 7 where it's strongly implied that he also loves Darkness.

It's interesting what's going to happen in the later volumes when eventually Darkness confesses.
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>>146519147
I wanna be friends with yunyun
>>
You fucks better keep us informed as to when the next doujin comes out.
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>>146518153
>>146518638
>700
>900

You guys sure about those numbers? Just because it looks like a 9 or 7 doesn't necessarily mean it is. Aqua is supposed to have high stats in everything but INT and LCK.
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>>146519147
Yunyun is a slut that asked a guy she barely knew to knock her up.
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>>146519190
I want to do lewd things to Iris
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>>146519190
why is princess so best?
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>>146444903
Well aren't you a queer fellow.
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>>146520294
Imouto's pure!

>>146520314
She still placed third in the official popularity poll even though she's not introduced in the anime yet. First is Megumin and Eris' second
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>>146519147
Her entire appeal is being bully bait.
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>>146520398
A+, do you think she'll show up next season?
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>>146520446
>bully bait
Isn't that Wiz?
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>>146520523
If we get a 2 cour
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>>146520293
She was doing her part to help defeat the demon king.
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Be gentle /a/-kun.
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>>146520680
I WANT TO FUCK A MEGUMEME.
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>>146520680
Use the /a/ approved censor next time.
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>>146519190
>>146520314
>>146520398
Kazuma is truly not a lolicon
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>>146520680
I WANT TO MARRY A MEGUMEME
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>>146520910
Honestly, it's kinda hard to be not a lolicon when all the lolis are best girls.
Megumin, Iris and Yunyun. All lolis. How is he supposed to resist?
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>>146520985
Even eris/chris
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>>146448023
>>146448090
>>146448141
Sauce?
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>>146520985
>Yunyun
>loli
you what m8
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>>146521125
Isn't she the same age as Megumin?
Though I guess she doesn't fit the body type. But she's still probably barely legal, if at all.
Probably was a wrong choice, though. Megumin and Iris are better anyway.
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>>146521189
Somebody post the picture of megumin's class
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>>146521189
How dare you imply Megumin isn't a adult, Shes 14! in her own words SHES A ADULT!!!
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>>146521271
Well, she is legal in some countries and some parts of Japan
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>>146521271
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Kazuma.
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LEWD
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>>146522780
>ywn kiss Megumin behind her hat ;_;
>>
Comfiest ED
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>>146524068
it's actually TOO comfy
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>>146524101
I'd live in the comfy town of axel
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>>146474708
Would Subaru hate a Megumin acting Emilia?
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>>146522780
LEWD
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>>146525362
I want to sniff megumeme's butt
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>>146525362
Wait what
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>>146526050
What?
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>>146525108
It's based off of a real place, so you have that going for you
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>>146526400
Guessing somewhere in england
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>>146526503
Walled cities are more an Italian thing.
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>>146526503
Holland, I think it was, I can't quite remember the name of the place to look it up either
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>>146526503
>england
>sunny

>england
>comfy

>england
>beautiful girls
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>>146526525
Scratch that. Nördlingen, Bavaria, Germany
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>>146526598
Holy shit, never knew
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>>146525362
>>146525908
I want to lick megumeme's butt
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Why does Aqua not wear pantsu
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post yfw Megumin inevitably wins the Kazumabowl
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>>146526598
Imagine how many immigrant centers can be there now.
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>>146527224
She`s always ready for the Kazuma`s dick.
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>>146527920
>I'll never be Kazuma
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>>146441906
>Being this smug
>has 1 move
>can only use it once a day
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>>146518153
>Age:13
Fugg I thought she's just petite
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>>146529070
Perfect age to breed her.
When will Kazuma drop the bullshit and make her a mother?
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>>146529192
He drops his spaghetti pretty fast when the tides are turned against him.
So I'd say somewhen between never and when she's of legal age you sick fuck
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>>146529225
>Not impregnating you're waifu despide her age.
Fag.
>>
>>146529192
Ten year timeskip
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>>146529225
Legal in:
>Argentina
>Chile
>Colombia
>Burkina Faso
>Korea
>Best Korea
>Nigeria
>Panama
>Paraguay
>Philippines
>Spain
>Syria
>Zimbabwe
Go there and fuck the megumeme to your heart's content.
>>
Dont die
>>
>>146531484
S2 when
>>
Is Darkness into rape
>>
>>146447322
Fuck off Monte Cook you ruined D&D with your autism.
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>>146532183
4 months
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>>146532761
But that's like 200 days from now.
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>>146520680
Uncensored where?
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>>146532824
>4 x 30 = 200
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>>146532365
Yes
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Holy shit this anime is full of best girls
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I forgot which volume i stopped reading at,it was after the hydra fight i think.
Did the dragon hatch?
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>>146533335
>Aqua doing maths
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>>146533769
>dragon hatch

No.
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>>146533769
it was just a regular chicken, and after hatching thinks Vanir is it's mother
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>>146534763
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>>146473690
>skeet skeet skeet

Is that you Mr Chapelle?
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How does such a cunt have such a nice ass
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>>146535743
Wait is she wearing panties or not?
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>>146536178
No.
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>>146536228
wew lad
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>>146536228
DO NOT delet this
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>>146536228
Answering the important questions
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How accurate is the fanfic ?
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>>146536228
As much as I dislike Aqua I have to confess I got a huge boner.
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>>146518638
What does the Luck stat do in the context of this setting?

>hahaha, he gets a harem

No, seriously, what does it do in terms of his stats. Does he get a good drop rate? Higher chance of critical hits?
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>>146538107
whenever he uses steal on a woman he ends up getting their panties
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>>146538131
So drop rate, basically?
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>>146526598
I wonder how this place looked in WW2. It must have been rebuilt at least somewhat.
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>>146536228
>no panties to steal confirmed

WORST GIRL
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>>146538107
I think it's ability success rate, hit chance, and critical hit chance
He starts using a bow later on because of it
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>>146538259
>and critical hit chance
That explains the underwear
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>>146536228

MY DICK.
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>>146510121
Aqua reminds too much of 3dpd's the way she treats Kazuma. That pushes her outside of comfort zone of most of /a/
>>
Got around to watching this and this definitely wasn't what I expected, especially Kazuma. He gets shit done... I want his d.
>>
>>146529502
>Legal in third world oonga boonga countries and Korea.
That's just further proof it's degeneracy.
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>>146474100
i curse myself daily for not doing anything so that shouldnt be a problem
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Aqua is made for breeding.
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>>146538824
No, she's just an awful person in general. Entertaining, but awful.
>>
Wow, the lewdness in this anime went through the roof in the last 3 episodes
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>>146538917
>>>/pol/
>>
>>146538107
The probability of something good happening to him.
>>
>>146538107
Higher chance of impregnation
>>
>>146539298
>wanting to breed Axis-cultists
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>>146539798
You mixed up high luck with low luck.
>>
I want to breed Darkness and Wiz
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>>146539857
>Wiz
Might be a problem
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>>146539891
anythings possible if you fuck hard enough
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>>146540958
Yeah. Just impregnate her asshole. That way it doesn't matter if her womb works or not.
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>>146540958
>>146540991
Axis-cultists?
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>>146539857
Girls can't reproduce with other girls
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Wow, things sure got lewd in the OVA.
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>>146541116
Not with that attitude!
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>>146541157

>you will never force Megumin to service your dick and have her peel back your foreskin and wash away the built up smegma after a hard days fapping

Just kill me.
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>>146541157
Best episode.
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>>146541313
But he can't breathe!
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>>146541313
what does it smell like down there ?
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>>146541411
Formaldehyde.
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>>146541306
No, thats not how you treat Megumin. What you need to do is take away her staff so she cant do explosions until she makes you explode.
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>>146541411
death
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>>146541427
>>146541503

she's clearly a ghost
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>>146541436
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Oh shit boys new Megumin fanfic update, just a prologue but fuck Megumin is super cute.
>>
Is kazuma literally rance?
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>>146542435
Rance lite. His first son with Megumin is more likely to literally be Rance.
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>>146541674
Do not confuse aqua's sacred salvation with traditional methods of undead execution. Wiz leaves a pile of ashes before resurrecting, ust like any other lich.

To defeat Wiz the mortal way you must break her phylactery, located deep in her womb
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>>146542732
does this mean kazuma is a necrophilliac
>>
>>146542864
No.
>>
>>146542864
It means he is a holy warrior, unleashing his Excalibur against the dark recesses of Evil.
>>
so is it okay to fuck wiz or not???
>>
>>146543210
Only if you bully her, remember lichs are for bullying.
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As someone who hates LN shit, is this worth watching.
>>
>>146543531
Yes.
>>
Aqua is for looking at her butt because her skirt is too short and half see through
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>>146543531
Dont watch it and never ever reply to me or Megumin threads again
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the best thing about this anime is that MC can steal panties
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>>146543531
It's a pen&paper game gone horribly right. If that sounds like fun because it is.
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>>146543295
Never forget - Liches are bitches
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>>146538138

Doesn't he strike it big on the cabbage harvest because his drop rate is so high?
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>>146544655
but aqua is the only bitch girl we've seen up till now
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>>146544864
Dubs don't lie, Anon.
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>>146544655
Leave my sweet T H I C C Lich alone you fucking cunt.
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>>146545260
Fuck the undead and you'll lose your head.
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>>146545457
No.

Wiz a pure.
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>>146545648
You make a very good case, but if I may present this counterpoint-
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???????
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>>146545785
At least wiz wears panties.
Makes her more pure in my opinion
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>>146545847
That's autismoe, not chuuni moe.
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Threadly reminder that konosubas are for bullying and/or headpats. They are not for lewd.

Thanks,
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Will Kazuma ever kiss Wiz?
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>>146548252
What are you smoking? Quoting the show itself:

"You are boobs. Boooooobs"
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>>146548252
>for bullying
>not for lewd

won't darkness get off to it tho?
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>>146548362
If she gets off on it, it's not bullying.

A real masochist says hurt me.
A real sadist says no.

Lalatina is for sweet romance and tender loving; because that's the best way to bully her.
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EXPLOSION
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>>146548252
Headpat megu
Bully aqua
???? Darkness
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>>146548623
Martinis are for drinking, Anon.
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>>146548623
>implying she isn't also fine with vanilla
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>>146548835
>????
Tie up in the closet.
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>>146536228
Dear wn/ln people. Was this ever mentioned anywhere if she wears or doesn't wear them?
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>>146548835

Fug Darkness.
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>>146549795
She wears shimapan in the illustrations
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