Monster Musume

Nice furfag circlejerk you faggots.

>>146428464
Thanks for stopping by

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https://a.pomf.cat/oywcdf.mp3

>that transition from edge to cute Lala

This is why she's so perfect

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Sweet Soft Sheep Snuggles

>>146429478

I'd pierce her side with my spear.

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>Croikny! Ya' gotta be REEL careful when delin' with Lamias. A Lamia can actually taste your erection from a distance of up to 30 meters! They're wicked fast predators, and will strike at ya' dick the instant give em' a chance, so always be on ya' toes!

>>146429577

>tfw Manta Ray girls can actually break your heart

>>146429478
Damn you for exploiting my enjoyment of alliteration to make me like your girl!

>>146429478
>it's winter
>the power is out
>your house is cold as fuck
>a fluffy Merino will never lay on top of you to make the cold go away
>you will never hope it takes extra time for the power company to fix the power

>>146429577
I miss this lad. I'll bet he is in a place just like you posted, instead of hunting critters he is hunting various monster girls

>>146429627

>ywn cook a big meal for Cathyl and use her tummy as a hot water bottle

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>>146429677
>Cathyl mentioned

>>146429677

>ywn make a big meal out of Cathyl

>>146429577
>next week it will have been 10 years since he died

>>146429735

>ywn sample the beef platter then wash it down with a glass of milk

>>146429708
This kind of ironic shitposting only makes actual Cathylfags look more salty and the haters look better.

>>146429450
Is that the same file as qlzuzh? Just asking, since I actually have the list with all 11(no Smith) sheep counting.

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>>146429627
>It's summer
>Big storm rolling in
>Polt confidently declares she's not scared of thunder
>Lightening strikes near the house
>Sharp yelp followed by whimpering as she clings to you and refuses to let go the whole night.

It hurts to live boys.

>H-hey mom and dad. Here's my girlfriend I've been telling you about.
>in comes your monster waifu

What's the damage anon?

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>>146429790
>Lala

Does she have knowledge monster girls exist? If so as long as we keep her head on it'll go semi-smoothly

>>146429769
Fuck. I remember first hearing about it still and how my whole scool was upset.

RIP In Peace you fucking sick cunt. I hope you're antagonizing crocodiles up in heaven.

>>146429790
No blogshit

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>>146429782
>Cathyl Mentioned Again

>>146429814
Monstergirls have been around a year or so at this point.

>>146429769
Fuck, it's been that long already? Pity his little girl got his face instead of her mum's.

>>146429677
>tfw abnormally tallfag
>the only girls bigger than me are Tio and Cathyl, with Rachnera right at my height
>girls bigger than me are nearly non existent irl
>want a girl who can overpower me
>Tio could but she is just too kind and loving for that kind of stuff
>Cathyl fits the bill perfect since she has an aggressive temperament
>everyone here hates her and mentioning her drives a thread to bump limit in a few hours

O-ok

>>146429790
>>146429842
>in slithers Miia

Not good. I can tell you that much.

>>146429880
Just get Tio drunk or wait for a full moon. I'll bet you'll get a shattered pelvis then

>>146429880
To be fair there are legitimate reasons why she gets that hate. From what I saw in the aftermath of the last thread her fanbase doesn't help either.

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>>146429912

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>>146429931

>>146429782
At this point, I'm 99% certain >>146429708 and >>146429838 is/are just someone poking fun at both sides.

>>146429790

"She's a horse? I was expecting a spider."

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>>146429790
>well anon, we are really glad to see you found a nice girl, honestly we kinda had given up hope
>good to see you aren't a fag

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>>146429936
I believe the time to post big girls is now

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>>146429953

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>>146429940
Yep, YOU get a cookie that alas only exists in a hypothetical sense, also this pic

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Sorry guys but
monstergirls aren't real and they never will be. We're all just deluding ourselves. We're never going to have perfect monster wives and will be alone until the day we die.

>>146429790
I don't see how your parents reaction to these girls isn't off topic garbage. I get that these threads are just glorified chatrooms now, but you could at least attempt to stay on topic. Blogging is never okay.

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>>146429790
>hahaha anon you can't be serious
>my child who would freak at the sight of any large flying insects because they were terrified of bees is dating a bee girl?

Then to make things worse Kiira would then know about my fear of bees and bully me

>>146429880
Wait, 6'5"/6'6"? Cerea would be about as tall, and could almost certainly overpower you, simply by being at least three to four times your weight.

>>146429943
>it's Draco

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>>146429981

Guess I have only one option

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>>146429969
>tfw an oni marauder will never raid your village and drag you off to her hut as a sex slave

>>146429787
Not even a Poltfag but that's pretty adorable

Would pat head and reassure

>>146429942
Worst case scenario, your family approves of the girl you like the least.
>if she MUST be a blonde, why not that nice ganguro girl?

>>146430039

You like Papi's mom the least?

>>146429972
Time to commit "crimes against nature", as they called it back in the day.

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>>146430025
I want an Oni wife

>>146429790
>Anon, who is that man in the trench coat? Looks like he has scales on his face or something

>>146430062
Not her. Racist bitch.

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>>146429953
>>146429969
>>146430025
Who wouldn't want a big girl? It's more woman to love.

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>>146430115
lets go bigger

I want to hug this birb.

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>>146430147
Papis bird brain must be rubbing off on me.

>>146430076

>An oni marauder will never drag you back to her village to be a sex slave
>Another oni will never beat down the marauder and tell her she's supposed to be finding men who will come willingly
>She will never lead you back to her hut to tend to your wounds
>You will never come willingly with her

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>>146430036
I really like Crab's recent characterization of Polt as "Somewhat over confident and upbeat but secretly a little insecure" it's a nice balance and gives her a ton of gap moe. She has grand big plans and most of the time they work out but sometimes she wonders if people really like her, it makes me want to step in and be the one to give her support and reassurance.

I wan(t) to protect her smile.

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Anyone know who licensed Torikissa/Bird Cafe?
And is Ch.13 the latest one? I checked TF's site but the last update was in april

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>>146430200
I can definitely get behind that fantasy

I wonder how the monstergirls feel about being fetishized before anyone even knew they really existed.

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>>146428379
I wish sometimes I was in a coma and in a dream about her.

I'd never wish to wake up

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>>146430076
and you'll never have one

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Soft, or aggressive?

>>146430454
This would be alright without that hair

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>>146430459
agressive, very aggressive

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>>146430459
Soft but sexually aggressive

>>146430276

Fear of not being able to live up to our expectations.

>>146430479
Now she looks down to party.

>>146430231
>pop
oh so THOSE people.

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Who's that waifumon?

>>146430760
L-R
Hors, 66B, some kind of furry(note digitigrade stance)

>>146430805

Is left a horse? I don't see rear legs, and I'm not sure what that crack in the middle you can see her hair through is supposed to be.

>>146431027
Yeah, I was gonna say the legs don't look quite horsey enough. Another doll? Or is she another stretchy neck like 66B?

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>ywn spend a long lazy winter morning laying in bed cuddling with Miia while waiting for the heat to kick on
>ywn get up to make you two breakfast
>ywn have her come out of your room with her hair a mess wearing just one of your shirts
>ywn get the fire going and cuddle on your couch under a blanket watching the snow fall all morning-mid day
>ywn take a hot bath with her in the afternoon
>ywn spend the rest of the night making sweet vanilla love to her until you two fall asleep with her tail coiled around you

Anyone remember where I left my rope?

>>146430025
isn't 217kg a little light for someone that tall and muscular?

>>146431027
I'm only afraid that as they're heading to the more horrifying ones, we wind up with manananggal or penanggalan.

>>146430760
I think Lalafags will like that middle one because that looks like one long-ass neck. Lalafags liking neckjobs and all.

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>>146431136
Don't worry brah I've got plenty of rope of the both of us.

>Tfw I will never be in Tio's position

>>146431315
Don't they prefer the inside of the neck, rather than the outside?

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>>146431383
>>146431315
Neck stuffs the best

>>146431383
Well, those little flames around her indicate she's some type of ghost. (At least according to what I've seen from anime) So she could probably phase her ghost neck around your dick or something like that.

>>146430231
Huh, did someone license it? The page you posted is from the Monmusu tribute anthology "I Heart Monster Girls", published by Seven Seas.

>>146430115
>Who wouldn't want a big girl?
Thosr that want to keep their pelvis.

>>146430760
The one in the left look like she is wearing a dress and preventing the hat from falling.

>Oh neat, a Lala doujin exists
>Check it
>Not once do they make use of her head for creative sexy things

Why are japs so fucking uncreative and boring

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If you're still up this late I assume you're a degenerate like me. So here's a new Setouchi doujin. I'ts got Kitsune, both human-like and taur-like sex, Succubus sex, and fair warning, a few pages of Succubus futa sex.
https://exhentai.org/g/970325/6d9271921c/

>>146431632
Japan is the land of fetishes and degeneracy

>>146431632
The one posted last thread? Yeah, disappointing tentacle porn we've all seen like a billion times. Never has the phrase "go neck yourself" been more apropos.

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>>146429936
>You walk into the wrong bath
>You're not allowed to leave

>>146431833
Then why did they make a fetish free doujin

>>146431954
Nobody said Japan is unable to make vanilla doujins.

>>146431833
I'm with >>146431954. We've only been talking about throat fucks since she showed up(so at least two years now?), so to not use her neckhole makes it practically vanilla.

>>146432020
Probably because it's too close to guro

>>146432008
But why use a girl like Lala for vanilla shit, she has so much potential

>tfw lewd lala fags fanfiction turns you on more than the doujin

>>146432065
Were there any beheadings in Japan in the past year or so? Maybe halfway through somebody guilt-tripped him into backing out because of the ISIS beheadings a couple years ago.

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>>146431808
>Kitsune, both human-like and taur-like
Damn it, Japan.

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>waking up to another morning without Kiira tapping her antennae on your face.

>tfw if this show/manga picked up at the beginning but didn't add any other girls and was just about some guy and his qt Lamia roommate that wanted his dick I'd still watch/read the shit out of it and love it

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>>146433000
>Darling and Miia only
Wow, Anon. This would be pretty boring.

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>>146433000
>>146433070
Not really, it'd allow better development of the characters and their relationship. Even as it stands now only Miia, Papi and Centorea are truly in the race. The rest are secondaries who at best can hope for a harem ending. And I say that as someone who thinks Rachnera is second best girl and Papi worst girl. That, and the possibility of first girl syndrome means a Miia only manga where other monster girls mostly make cameos (and have their own boyfriends) only changes the route to the conclusion rather than the conclusion itself.

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>>146429790
My parents would probably be quite intimidated at first but they're good with feelings and all that crap. They should be able to get along with Tara just fine once they get to know her.

>>146433070
I'm a huge faggot whose favorite series is a romance so that probably has something to do with it but I loved the dynamic when it was just them.

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>>146433224
I like romances too. But I'm Mero-type with addiction to tragedy in relationship.

>>146433206
>Femdom in the front
>Soft Bed in the back
Tara is the best

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>>146429450
One of the reasons about why I want a 2nd season.
And I'm curious about her voice in the afterlife too.

>>146433591
I want a dub for Lala alone.

>>146432516
We live to suffer

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>ywn have a happy family with your qt snake wife that was your accidental roommate
Will we ever break free from this 3D prison?

>>146434036
No.

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Found this shit in the mod menu for fallout 4. Are we a plague?

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>>146433495
Ain't she just?

>>146429787
You should lend her your fursuit for security.

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>>146433495
>>146434265
Not even the best fanfiction girl

>>146434304
I don't want to BE a Kobold anon, I just want to love one.

>>146434417
>no fuzz
>no hands of any sort
>will leave you for a roll of kitchen foil
Vera is inferior.

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>>146429597

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>>146434518
But Vera is such silly sweetroll and need some protection.

>>146434697
She's cute, I'll give you that. But for me her cuteness fits more into the Tio category of being great, but not the one you'd want to spend your days with.

>>146433711
Dubs will be shit tho

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>>146434518
Tara is 3rd best fanfiction girl
>No wing cuddles
>No flipper ass slaps of encouragement

tbqh f.am I prefer to be cold over warm, so fuzz isn't an advantage to me

>>146434195
Nah, Monster Musume is mainstream.
Also, only Miia? Must be a miiafag then.

>>146434907
The mod had Tali from mass effect and some other Mongolian cartoon character. But only miia from monster musume.

>>146434985
What a fag.
One day we will have a monstergirl companion mod.

>>146434864
I know. I just want her accent.

I hope they give her one.

Do Tarafags not realise that her hair would probably get you killed or at the very least make you blind.

>>146434985
It's not too surprising, honestly. Miia is the postergirl of the series, after all, so it's obvious she's the first pick for any normies. It wouldn't surprise me if Cerea was the girl in the mod instead of Miia if Cerea was the postergirl of the manga instead.

>>146435561
Even if it did. She's worth it.

>>146435561
>stating that like it's fact
I really doubt Crab would make a monster girl to whom logic actually applies. TTF just needs to ask him about it and end my suffering.

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>>146435764
This is a pretty interesting question actually so I'll ask sometime here soon.

We're looking at getting a new type-setter up and running soon(tm) so chapters should hopefully start being more consistent soon(tm)

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>>146429972
These cookies need more milk!

>>146435907
>We're looking at getting a new type-setter up and running soon(tm) so chapters should hopefully start being more consistent soon(tm)
That's good news. Thanks for all your hard work that you guys at PrettyAnon do for us once again.

>>146436018
Flustered cathyl is cute

>>146435907
Praise TTF

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>>146435907
Thank you based TTF.

>>146435597
>if Cerea was the postergirl of the manga instead
She'd get like triple the current hatred. Horsepussy meme combined with first is worst.

>>146429972
>>146436018
>Drinking bacteria-filled milk from Minotaur and Pan
Anon...

>>146435907
Noice, thanks glorious manlet Fag with the Tanktop who has reached the glorious 2D world

>>146436810
>not wanting milk fresh from the tap

Are you gay?

>>146436891
He's not gay, he's just ESL.

>>146436975
ESL?

Wait hold on I've been out of the loop for a while, why does everyone hate Cathyl now?

>>146430087
Draco bullying will never get old.

>>146437202
Not Cathyl, more like Cathylfags for me.
Because they are trying to reach cereafags level

>>146437202
To some, it has to with the fact the farmer is based off of a person Crabman know that he hated and created Cathyl as a result to have her bully the farmer.

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>ywn have a kiddie pool in your backyard so Papi can bathe when she wants
>ywn be able to help her clean her wings
>ywn teach her the same lesson plan everyday

why live mates

>>146437304
>cathyl will never bully you

Paπ wa ___________

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>>146437508
mathematician

>>146437304
Why has Crab got to be so mean and make a beautiful character them just say "fuck it make her an asshole"

>>146437814
Ask Crabman himself, I don't have answers for everything.

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Does horse wear pantsu?

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>>146438458
No

>>146438458
Nope
Only Lala, Miia and Papi

>>146438669
Did people finally decide what amount and types of cunts Cerea had?

>>146438837
She has one horsepussy. That's been canon for years.

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In honor of Michael, which song of his do you think is each girl's favorite?

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>>146438837
>Bully Centorea
Why? Horse a cute.

>>146439308
Why would I want to bully best girl?

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Can everyone post your Lilith? I need to seriously pad my folder.

>>146439564
Wouldn't*

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>>146439677
You nasty Anon.
Sure

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>>146439677
I have no Lilith saved so have this racist instead.

>>146439677
>thats a lie
>thats
>thats

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>>146439857
>Can't even do topcommas

>>146439677
No image dumps.

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>>146439973
Or else what? You gonna cry like a baby?

>>146439973
then just attach images while you shitpost about Cathyl or something.

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This thread needs more best spooder.

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>>146440568
Then why didn't you post her?

>>146435907
Hey Tanktopfag, I have a question for the crabman regarding blood moons. Are blood moons any different from normal full moons with regard to monster girls?
Thank you in advance if you choose to convey this question to crabman.

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>>146440683
I did though. Can't you see the image I posted? It's Tara, the besto.

>>146437508
ErF function.

>>146429790
My mom has arachnophobia so... yeah.

Dad would probably just high five me.

>>146440683
Am I the only one who want to see Rachnera in a Fancy black and green dress.

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>146441127
Why is Dop so Top?

>>146441101
Depends on what kind of green, and how you fashion it to contrast with the black. Harlequin style would be the most ridiculous thing that comes to mind, but green above the waist with a black skirt would make her torso and bust stand out.

>>146440867
Fuzzbutt is the best spooder.

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>>146441127
Asterio is the superior girl

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>>146441329
Those DEM EYES, anon.
It's like a portal that can suck you to the darkest and deepest Void.

>>146441354
How about a deep forest green or a chrome green.

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>>146441127
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself onto any other wench.

>Cthulhu fhtaghn
>Is she nary an elder god?

>>146441369
Having a relationship with her would be just like a normal relationship in reverse. She doesn't borrow your hoodies, you borrow hers. You don't spoon her, she spoons you. You don't princess carry her, she princess carries you.
And fuzzy cuddles

>>146441716
Sounds perfect to me

>>146441661
Both could work. I'm not a fan of yellow greens. It looks sickly. Rachne needs to have more fancy dresses.

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>>146441410
You have patrician tastes

>>146441716
Also pillow forts are comfy

>>146441839
lime and and other yellow-greens would only work a swim wear or sundresses.

>>146441956
Makes sense. Swimwear should be a little flashy but I'm more partial to blues for swimwear.

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>>146441911
>>146441779
You two have excellent taste.

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Sundress birb best birb

>>146429999
stealthy quads

My favorite Monmusu is Suu

>>146442562
That's good taste

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>>146442562
>ywn experiment on Suu by giving her various types of minerals and chemicals

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>>146442842
I just don't want her to poison me. I'd ride me a Kaijsuu, tho.

>>146442842
I want to give her various drugs just to see the results.

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>>146443213
You never will, though.

>>146442842
>Feed her salt and observe her playing vidya with Papi

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>>146443258
>Salty Suu
That would be hilarious.

>>146442562
Anon you have to lock Suu in a bag so she wouldn't rape.

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Post pictures of Miia bullying the other girls

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>>146443383
She can rape all she wants. But only I can penetrate her. She better be able to transform to have a pussy for the purpose of procreation.

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>>146443243
We can fix that.

>>146443505
She can't rape when she becomes a block of ice

>>146443682
>implying she has an achievable freezing temperature.

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>>146429790
I'd probably get disowned, and they'd try to shoot her.
Fuck Missouri.

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>>146429790
They'd probably get a can of raid and a fly swatter

>>146443534
Mein Klein Führer can't be this kawaii!

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>>146443534
Suu is literally perfect.

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>>146443534
>tfw no nazi-spoder gf
why live

>>146444073
For hope, Anon, for hope.
For the hope that one of those spiders you help out of your bathtub one day will spontaneously transform and save you from this accursed 3D shell.

>>146430025

>TFW you will never make her a lovely breakfast the morning after
>TFW you will never clean her filthy hut as she sleeps in post coital bliss
>TFW you will never see her blush and smile as you bring her breakfast in bed

>>146431104
As I mentioned in the /vg/ thread, maybe she's a hebi-(no)-onna.

>>146444073
Gas the cockroaches
Race war now

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>>146428379
So I now that we're not going to have another chapter until october, is that true? then what happened on august-september?

>>146443534
>green paint
The fuck was she going to paint green?

>>146444721
Jew blood is the color of money

>>146444185
>she will never show her appreciation by violently raping you

>>146444624
Is Doppel an oppai loli?

>>146444624
August raws and brief summary is in the archives. Check on the 19th. September is a hiatus month so the next new chapter will be on October 19th most likely.

>>146444185
>Being your wife's wife
NYET.

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>>146444497

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>>146445042
Can you please link the summary of august anon?

>>146445173
I kinda want to take smith out on a date for some coffee and maybe some hand holding.
I still love my snek though.
Smith just looks like she'd be fun to hang out with in a casual setting and she probably desperately needs it

>>146445173
Starts here:

http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/145915164/#q145920678

You really need to learn how to use the archives, my man. I'm not around all the time and I'm sure I'll get something hostile from someone for spoon feeding you.

>>146445074
The Diary of Gokicha-Chan

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>>146445483
> Spoonfeeding
Reee or something

>>146445568
>Frogposter

Go back to >>>/b/ retard.

>>146445483
If you give a man a fish, he'll always be begging you for more fish. If instead you wrap him in chains and dump him overboard, he'll have all the fish he needs for the rest of his life and never bother you again.

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Seriously though what the fuck did Smith do to brush this one under the rug?

>>146445568
Yeah, I know, but maybe that will be an innoculation against more asking. If it does happen again just link them to my post.

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>>146441127
Zombina is the Superior Girl

Which girl drools the most while sleeping?

What the fuck does Suu sleep on/in?

A bucket?

>>146446185
A paddle-pool

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>>146445900
Yes. Time for some shitposts with corpses.

>>146445696
Lazily sucked a bunch of dicks

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I want to marry this snake.

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>>146446268
Best shitpost

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>>146446185
Shhh. Suu's sleeping.

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>>146446545
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNK!

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>>146445900
>>146446268
>>146446510
>posting inferior zombie

>>146446510
Living dead girl

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>>146446185

>>146446703
[X] Delicious brown
[X] Slender
[X] Underboob
[X] Noice hips
Best undead.

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>>146446621

>>146446621
Do you want to get raped? Because that's how you get raped.

>>146428379
Neigh

>>146446621
>slime_on_a_speaker_box.jpg

>>146446811
So Suu is showing her ass like Luz, huh?
Where's the salt to spray her with?

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>>146446703
>tfw no undead harem

>>146429597
kek

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I forgot to water my Kii.
What's going to happen?

>>146447530
Her level of racism goes off the charts and she forms her own chapter of the KKK

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>>146447530
She'll just get a little smaller, just rehydrate her and she'll be fine.

>>146447836
I want to kiss that plant belly

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>>146447530
She'll remind you.

What if a cannabis dryad?

>>146446703
All the undead girls are pretty top tier including Yuuhi

>>146448038
DUDE

>>146448084
>an actually child

That's disgusting.

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>>146448084
>including Yuuhi

>>146448136
WEED

>>146448140
Actual*

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>>146448084

>>146448173
LMAO

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>>146448196
>>146448168
>>146448140

You'll never take me alive, faggots

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>>146448368
Sick lolicon, you're under arrest.

Consider the following
Three way with Kiira and Alraune girl

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>>146429790
>Miia slithers in and smiles
>Stepfather attempts to smile. He's a pretty bad liar.
>Mom shrieks a little but slowly grows to like her as they talk more
I mean, maybe eventually my stepfather would grow to like her. Though I do think he'll be angry when we have Lamia children.

>>146448637
This gives me wood.

>>146448637
Oh boy...

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>>146429981
Don't you ever say that anon!
Keep believing and move forward, maybe one day we'll find out how to make them real!

>>146448859
Snek is love. Snek is life.

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>Ayyy yo anon dat sum retarded ass gal yous be dating. When are ya gon get some real puss?

>>146429790
>Zombina
>"So how does it work being a zombie?"
>"Well I'm dead, so I can't die. My limbs can also fall off"
>[worried looks]
And from that day forward, anons parents will see him as a necrophiliac.

>>146449191
Fuck off chad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxehyRH8Ec

>>146449191
She has a real pussy. And fuck off faggot.

>>146449341
This is a nice .gif.

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>>146449191
>I swear to God, Chad. Piss off, or my new gf gonna split you apart.

>>146449732
>Not if I split her apart first, faggot.

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>>146449341
A more appropriate one for these threads

>>146449786
And so Chad finished with ripped throat, my girlfriend was deported, and I probably end up in prison for complicity in murder.

>>146449341
Is there a sped up version of this?

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>>146429790
>Wheel Mero in on wheelchair
>Both gasp as mom tries to act like everything is normal. She doesn't want to make her feel guilty.
>Dad addresses the elephant in the room "I'm so sorry to see you like this...what happened?"
>Mero giggles and smiles "oh it's nothing, it's just that I can't walk"
>"Were you not born with legs?" little sister asks
>"Well...sort of" as she lifts up her skirt to reveal her tail
>Dad screams "what the fuck?"
>Mom completely frozen from shock
>Little sister excited and says it's a mermaid like Ariel from the Little Mermaid
>Mero has never seen the Disney version of the Little Mermaid and asks if we can see it after dinner
>I say sure as she claps her hand in excitement
>Parents are still shocked from Mero as little sister asks her non-stop questions about being a mermaid
>Mero happily answers them, some answers sister is happy with. Though some are a bit disappointing or downright scary.
>Mero starts talking about tragedy and what she hopes happens in our relationship, I stop right there and say maybe it's time we watched The Little Mermaid. Her eyes light up in excitement.
>We insert the DVD as Mero bounces up in excitement
>Movie ends, little sister has a smile on her face saying she'll always love that movie. Mero on the other hand has the most angry look on her face
>She claims that this was a butchered version of the tale she lived with as a child. She says that Disney basically spat on Hans Christian Andersen's grave with this garbage.
>She explains everything wrong from the smallest detail, even going as far to say that the movie insults her people.
>She wheels over and yanks the DVD player from the wall, I stop her by saying that it's alright that she didn't like the movie but she needs to calm down. She's making my little sister cry.
>Little sister is actually crying, Mero feels guilt and sings her a song.
>Wake up next morning to find shattered remains of Little Mermaid DVD.

>>146450206
>wtf Mero, it's just movie for kiddos

>>146450206
6/10 not tragic enough. Nobody died

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>>146450029

>>146448637
imagine if it was a mandragora and was extremely shy and Kiira was being very aggressive

>>146429790
>Me
>Girlfriend
Yeah right.
Hell,
>Me
>Being in contact with family
I'm not a very likeable person

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>>146450206
Im pretty sure Mero would do nothing so violent. Especially as the princess she is. Maybe she would tell you later in private, but she'd definitely love it at your house.

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>>146429790
>dad lost his shit when I dated a half blooded negress one time

I'm sure the fact that I'm dating a non human would send him over the edge. Good thing he's a deadbeat alcoholic living in a group home.

>mom
Would probably act nice to her face and then pull me aside and shit talk her and try to get me to break up with her,

But neither of these would really happen because I wouldn't introduce her to either of them

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>>146450926
Start a new life anon, you don't need them.
You'll be better parents than both of them.

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>>146451072
That's kinda my plan, it's why I moved halfway across the country as soon as I was old enough to and haven't seen either of them since

But enough about me, here's my snek.

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>>146451149
I also have this in superior Webm format.

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>>146450926
>>146451149
I believe in you, Anon! It's always make me sad, when I'm reading about bad or even toxic relations with family. So, here, have this snek.

>>146451149
>>146451192
I forget how cute Miia can be sometimes. She is a cute snek.

>>146451422
>>146451192
>>146451149
>>146451072
>>146450926
>rejecting family for imaginary snake girls

Absolute degeneracy

>>146450206
0/10
Not Mero Approved

>>146451485
>reading comprehension/10

>>146451485
With the exception of nightmares imagination is always better than the real world.

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>>146450894
>I put Mero in the pool as I enter as well, I've gotten use to sleeping in water
>"So how did you like my parents?"
>"They were really nice! I understand their reaction but I'm sure they'll get use to me! Or maybe one of them will attempt to murder me next time and hide the truth from you as our love ends silently..." as she starts imagining her dying words to me as my dad drags her away. She starts blushing and drooling.
>I snap my fingers to bring her back to reality "O-oh! And your little sister was cute! I'm glad I got to share my culture with her! I do love it when I get the opportunity to share my people's way of life...though there is one thing that's been bothering me"
>"What's the Mero?"
>"....that garbage movie...I can't get it out of my head. I understand it's your little sisters favorite movie...but that was the worst telling I've ever heard! T-there was no tragedy! No horrible descriptions! No betrayal!"
>I explain to her that that's what Disney movies do, they're not supposed to be accurate to the stories. They're supposed to be kid appropriate so the whole family can watch it.
>Mero says that back when she was a child, her parents were never afraid to go full descriptive. Stories back in the day has balls, these days they have to dub them down.
>She says that one day she'll find everyone involved in that film and shove a crab up their anus and make them sing "Under the Sea"
>Starts blushing as she imagines Smith-san deporting her as I scream her name out in tears
>"....goodnight Mero" I say as I turn over

I-I hope this one's better

>>146451422
I need more cozy snek.

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>>146451485
Don't misunderstand my post >>146451422
I meant that anyone should not have bad relations with family. But if you are hopeless with improving relations, you should start new life in new place. Pic was just in case of avoiding offtop. This time too.

>>146451732
This cuckfish needs to calm down

>>146451732
7/10
Still no tragic deaths

>>146451825
Tbh senpai, I was just kidding you.

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>>146451732
I like it.

>>146451885
Tragedy can exist even without someone dying anon.

>>146451885
>when they're leavingn anons little sister runs out to hug them goodbye
>gets killed by a drunk driver

Better?

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>>146451916
I, swear I didn't mean to upload that image.

I dont even think i have that image on my computer.

>>146451925
Perfect.
10/10

>>146451981
It happens from time to time. Bug in the software. Someone probably on /tv/ is looking at your cute anime image.

>>146452049
This is how we got the 4th Dimension Miia iirc.

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>>146451901
Seriously? My bad then.
I'm just edgy about stuff like that.

>>146436810
anon, I know you love your maymay, but EVERYTHING is covered in bacteria.You live, have lived, and will live just the same with a cold frothy cup of love.

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>>146451916
>>146451981
Well fuck it, let's roll with this. Would you be able to heal an angry ghost girl's heart?

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>>146451751
Sweater Miia is just asking to be hugged.

>>146452049
>>146451916
Since it happened, would you guys date a ghost girl that looked like this?

>>146452205
Trouble is people who are raised in over-hygienic environments do often develop weaker immune systems

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>>146452243
It would be nice to see a ghost girl in the series. I want to see Miia's and Lala's reactions to her.

>>146452280
If she has a pleasant demeanor, maybe.