KOCCHI WO MITE
This thread now belongs to my tiny Sheer Heart Attack
>Deluxe Rolling Skullfucker
>ass blaster 2
>My fucking hand
Screw Yasuho, Daiya is true JoJolion bae
>You come home after a long day at work
>You are exhausted af
>You dont even want any dinner
>Then out of the blue, you see long slender, pink legs in a fishnet at the base of your stairs
What do you do?
King Crimson more like Thicc Crimson.
Do you guys think Kira loved Shinobu?
No, though I am a pretty big fan of RHCP. I also like Aphex Twin so I was in a state of disbelief when he was first name-dropped on the defeat page before laughing my ass off at how Araki shoehorned them in.
If they can, empower them, otherwise they watch.
they fuck too
But seriously, im picturing now Killer Queen blank stare as Kira fapped with a severed hand, or King Crimson raging while Diavolo fucked Donatella.
What if you bust a nut hard enough, at the right time, and the right way.. you stand gains a new ability or even evolves?
Not at first, but when he became Matured Kosaku Kawajiri, possibly, if Hayato hadn't tried to fuck with him, they probably woulda had some bangin' sex, with a subsequent hand severing post-climax
>King Crimson raging while Diavolo fucked Donatella
It's the mental image that makes me lose it
>"MOVE YOUR FUCKING HIPS YOU PINK-HAIRED FUCKBOY!"
"FILL HER WOMB ALREADY YOU PUUSSYYY!"
I think by this scene he started feeling something for her and on Bites The Dust he was at least really comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of his life with Shinobu.
I think a better question is
Can Stands jerk themselves off?
>tfw he never knocked her up and gifted us with Kira Jr. as a part of the act
Reminds me of a concept a few anons came up with called "Keeping up with the Kawajiri's" which is basically just hijinks of family life and Hayato trying to keep Kira from murdering people.
>yfw they add in an extra scene of Jotaro attempting to use Star Finger to crack open SHA
Friendly reminder Hayato fucked everything up. If he let Kira be his dad he would have probably gotten a stand out of it too.
All Kira would have wanted was handjobs, anyway.
This might be a dumb question and I don't know how I got up to Part 6 without wondering this, but Stand users can choose what objects their Stands are corporeal for and not, right? Obviously you can't shoot a Stand with a gun, but Sex Pistols and Manhattan Transfer are able to manipulate bullets.
Laugh all you want but while reading part 5 i always had this feeling that Giorno was fucking Gold Experience every time he was off panel.
I think it's more important to know whether or not a stand can give you a reach around.
Yes. Stands can interact with the physical world, or phase through it like Jotaro did with Star Platinum when he was restarting his and Joseph's hearts. However, only a stand can affect another stand.
So why stand users didn't just make every attack lethal by punching a motherfucker's heart or brain directly is beyond me.
I did feel sad for him when said he needed to safe his parents. Give this kid some credit he did not rat out his friends and actually wanted to safe his parents.
Can't really blame Mista here. If I lived in Italy, I'd be eating all the time too.
I think Stands can probably only interact with objects used by their own users or given to them by the user
Correct me if I'm wrong
I have leaks for 7SU2
a main ally is a female cop with Bayonetta legs. her stand power involves a shield that her stand wields
there's a ditzy idol stand user with the stand smash mouth. her sister is both her uptight manager and a stand user, hers being radio gaga
a stand using sea urchin named get got
a pillar woman named yuutu is looking to tear down the spw to get santana and the stand arrow
He may have been a greedy little shit but his heart was in the right place, and he was just a kid.
His death was done so damn well, not only did it make it so hard not to sympathize with him but it also painted out Kira to be such a fucking monster. The way he talked down to Shigechi and described the damages that Killer Queen had done for him, his "dame dame dame~", the way he threatened Shigechi by saying he was going to kill his parents.
Fucking brilliant, they really made Kira seem like an absolute monster as well as making Shigechi's deaths one of the saddest ones yet.
One Stand i cannot wait for. He is going to be utterly terrifying.
I hate how they made Diavolo on ASB. His voice is shit, his hair looks like shit, and they gave him normal eyes when the whole point is his eyes being all weird and scary.
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE BOSS' STAND
The anime episode really did justice to all that, I definitely agree. The "dame dame dame" sounded so intimidating, like he knew he had you under his thumb and that you were fucked. Kira's right up there with Pucci for me
Stand-fucking is a dangerous path
Why did Shueisha make this scene so bright? In the original manga it's shaded to make it look like it's dark because they're fucking underground during the night but it just makes shadow Diavolo look stupid. They did the same thing with DIO in Part 6, when in the manga it's not shown if it's night or day but you can infer but they decided to make it day time even though it would literally kill him.
Okuyasu's a dumbass, he would shrink his schlong with The Hand without even thinking
My favorite one of that was that Kira is gonna be employee of the month, but he thinks that's to out there and would disturb his quiet life, so he tries to purposely do fuck up his work, except his OCD won't let him, so he ends up just killing his boss.
Shouldve used the other hand m8.
He probably sneaks in some freaky ass italian high schooler sex as Doppio.
He is not, since he had Trish.
Or maybe Donatella pussy game was just THAT good.
Friendly reminder that Kira died and became a fabulous ghost detective.
Shigechi died and became dust.
>Keeping Up with the Kawajiri's
Why has nobody picked up on this and made it a web comic series? This is fucking gold
They're as bad as people who hype up part 8 as being the absolute best part even though it's not even finished.
How smug can I expect Kira to be next episode?
>if Kira had found true love before his killings had started he would've been happily living his life right now
Well I mean, it is a pretty good read so far, I'll be honest, certainly enjoyed it more than Part 5 or 7
>Chocolate pudding, Octopus salad
>Squid pasta, Porcini mushrooms, Grilled scallops
>Toscanian white beans, trippa and peppers
>White Wine, bruchetta salad, Margarita pizza
>Pizza (especially margarita pizza topped with mushrooms), Orange Juice
>Perrie (French Water), Sour Salad, Crab
Only two of them are wild about pizza. Most of the others have good taste too, especially Buccellati.
Here's the screencap if anyone wants it.
You should use a smugger Kira from yesterday's episode, maybe this one but fuck I don't have a textless version.
But I'll admit it's still pretty good. Might even be great once it starts really moving. SBR was slow as fuck before Valentine showed up.
I still to this day have no idea what the fuck was happening with this pic.
Well to be fair yare yare man isn't really the man he used to be now
Otherwise he could have just stopped time and ora ora'd kira to death, he was literally behind the door before the explosion
>mfw they wasted Bohemian Rhapsody
I don't know, a Busdriver stand named [Imaginary Places] could've been cool
Maybe a more efficient Tenore Sax that doesn't get you nuked by dogs
>tfw we never got a epilogue to part 5/prelude to part 6 with all the living Jojo's and friends hanging out together at Joseph's funeral and Josuke asking Jotaro were his favorite niece is at
Question, in terms of say a /tg/ game how would Stands work when it comes to line of sight? I can't really recall a point where a Stand was completely elsewhere from the user. Well beside the points where they were given free will to do whatever they fuck they were made to do such as Harvest looting the town. Star Platinum extremely early on gave Jojo some toys in jail but at that point he was pretty much completely on auto mode so that doesn't really help me.
Here an example, Character X is stuck in a cage and the room next over which is out of sight have the key. Character X stand is within range but the character never even seen the room before. 1. Would the stand be able to find the key whatsoever if it was hidden under some junk on a desk out of sight? 2. What if the key is slightly out of range, would the user know that himself or would he simply know the stand just failed for some reason? 3. Can you say the user know what the room look like now or is it like a six sense type of deal where you "feel" the room but haven't seen it?
No, it just means you have no memory of it and would be confused as to why it feels like you've already came. However if during those 10 seconds Diavolo took your dick out before you nutted, then yes, they would have never happened.
THIS SO MUCH THIS.
PART 8 has the worst fight so far and goes fucking no where. Also the characters are so fucking boring and honestly all the designs look boring.
Literally nothing, Trish is a dumbass.
Buccellati's seen eating pizza, but apparently it's not his favorite food.
Araki said Joseph was still alive around Stone Ocean for no real reason other than Joseph's existence runs on bullshit
This shot was perfect.
Honestly i like the anime way more so far then the manga.
>all the designs look boring
I gotta disagree with ya there, anon.
I can't really tell what style they're going for in Part 8, but I'm not bothered by it. I like characters like Yasuho, Daiya, Norisuke got a laugh or two outta me at first, I can tell they're really trying to focus this story on not only who Josuke really is, but to also make this Higashikata family memorable and full of character, but Josuke's design just feels so random
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's pretty good, but some people are talking about it like it's the best thing Araki's ever done when it's not even finished. We still don't even know who the main antagonist is. We don't even have the slightest clue outside of a vague image which might not even be canon anymore.
It has the potential to easily be the best part so far, the setups are proving to be brilliant and the last few chapters have picked up so much.
>Worst fight so far
I didn't know it had Wheel of Fortune/Dark Blue Moon/Judgement?
>And goes fucking nowhere
Pretty much literally the entire part has been nothing but progressing, even the more chill chapters had progress in them.
>Characters are boring and so are the designs
How you think the designs are boring is beyond me, and the characters have all been fun and quite a bit more than simple characters with one-off traits.
Maybe you should try reading part 8 before trying to be a contrarian?
Gappy and Kira look stupid, but that's because I hate sailor outfits. Josefumi's shirt is radical
but his hair is shitand the spiked suits whatshisface and Joubin wear are stupid.
In short, it's hit or miss, but that tends to be the case for most late Araki parts.
I think there's at least a few times where they used their stands to get a better look of things. Anyway, there's no part that I can recall where a user's stand saw something the user didn't unless the stand was automatic. I could be wrong.
It was clearly originally supposed to be something about sailing or some shit because that whole ARE YOU A MAN OF THE LAND OR A MAN OF THE SEA speech at the beginning, but that got shelved in favor of rock people and magic fruits and curses.
maybe the whole sailor thing will come back into play later but eh. At this point it's just like The Fury in MGS3, just some leftovers from the early concept.
>death shows up every year
>Joesph just predicts his line and scares him off
thats his only good acting
the alt shadow looks better
the voice is shit and im glad to know the anime will change it
sounds like a tryhard, i want diavolo to sound menacing, angry
Nigger Stray Cat could control air. If it wasn't a plant with the brain of a cat it'd be one of the most OP stands out there. Like a more specific Weather Report.
Kira should have just used it to suck out all the oxygen around Josuke instead of air bombs, or put bubbles in Josuke's bloodstream with every hit.
I think the whole "Man of the land or man of the sea" thing was a metaphor for the boundaries, specifically what makes someone human. It ties in pretty well with the whole ordeal with Rock Humans and Gappy himself as a person.
Why so? I thought 7 was pretty damn good.
The buildup's probably going to end soon, I'm guessing we're at the 2nd half now and it's mostly going to focus on tying up all the mysteries, revealing the main villain, and getting to a conclusion.
Araki's damn good at this stage in the game, I highly doubt it'll just be all buildup. It having more buildup than the other parts makes a lot of sense though given it's main genre is mystery.
That's what a mystery story does though, it's all buildup until the last quarter or so where all the payoff is. We've had decent payoff along the way already like finding out who Gappy is but most of the payoff is yet to come.
Right, but he never did it again. Also objects don't usually create holes when they're transported from one dimension to another.
It's just more Araki weirdness he never touched up on.
Thats fair I suppose. I usually double check facts before I say something I'm not 100% sure about, but I'm not going to feel bad about reading part 5 in one sitting. I just didn't want to get off the wild ride
I'd much rather see a SoL about all the Jojo villians living in one house
>DIO & Kars plan to takeover the world every episode but end up failing every time
>Diavolo becomes a NEET and refuses to ever go outside at risk of his identity being revealed even the others in the house haven't seen him only his "Younger brother Doppio"
>Valentine tries to run for president only to continuously fail as dirt on him or one of his roommates is revealed to the public.
>Pucci spreads the word of God from door to door while also trying to impress DIO and find heaven in anyway he can
>Kira is the straightman in order to keep his life as normal as possible while trying to hide his hand fetish from everyone else in the house
> 5 Years in jojolion
>We are probably only half way through
Holy fuck this ride is gonna end me.
A: Super fucking ridiculously strong power
B: Terrifying presence
and C: made promises to change the game and even wiped drugs off the streets at first, which got people behind him
>Hayato goes to school one day to find out Kira managed to get a job as his substitute teacher
>Kira got the job because he really fancies a teacher he saw
>Hijinks ensue as Hayato tries to stop Kira without getting humiliated by his classmates
Most Jojo's hairstyle doesn't really work for a girl.
Except Giorno. Giorno is cute.
Not really, they just sort of compound. People were behind him on getting drugs off the street but being fucking terrifying gives people even more of a reason to side with him.
When i got into Jojo (like seriously all i knew about it was the Road rolla meme) SDC anime got its 2nd episode out, ASb has been out for less than a year, and JJL was at the Yotsuyu fight.
>haha I wonder what happens if I look for jojo on rule34
I want to kill myself
How bad was it, Anon?
Give us the details, man!
>no matter what R63 Johnathan has the biggest tits
Well, Jonathan was always the buffest JoJo, so it makes sense
When this becomes a real thing
I want it so bad
That reminds me of something.
Why did you remind me of this?
Why are the top nips covered and the bottom ones not?
That's what I want to know.
Also have this.
DONT START WITH THAT FUCKING ARTIST AGAIN
dio fucking jotaro
jotaro fucking dio
joseph x esidisi's veins
caesar jacking off whammu
lots of kakyoin
kakyoin as a gay fox
jotaro fucking cuntboy Star Platinum
josuke fucking Crazy Diamond
more images of gay priest fucking DIO than jolyne images at all
jotaro fucking old joseph
kosaku fucking older old joseph
futa jolyne fucking old jotaro
Crazy Diamond restraining rohan while josuke fucks him
more images of jolyne with a dick than regular jolyne
and that's just skimming thumbnails
Maybe I'm misremembering but have the recolor scenes stopped happening? They don't seem as common as in SC where every punch changed the color scheme. I feel it was more common in the beginning of DiU but toned down a lot.
Would Crazy Diamond and Kiss be the most powerful stand support combo ever?
>getting buffed by kiss' stickers to hit 2x or more as much
>while getting healed the insta the effects ends by CD so you could right back to fighting
>This will always be the fate of Jojo porn
>This is our H E A V E N
>Seth rogan touching any kind of franchise
Fucking burn this earth down to cinder.
This better you sick fuck?
>Polnareff in turtle: Hey Jotaro, by the way if you poke your stand with an arrow it becomes super overpowered. You should try it.
>Jotaro: Why would I need that? I can already stop motherfucking time.
>Polnareff: Just in case! Maybe Dio had a friend and now he's out there somewhere and he can speed up time or some bullshit.
>Jotaro: That's never gonna happen.
>tfw they always make male Jolyne big and buff and not a slim trashy twink
At least she isn't a hairy ape
damn shame but hey at least they give the first 3 jojos big ass hooters
Jolyne seems to be somewhere around Jotaro in terms of masculinity of being genderbent, which is fine because she's not a small girl
It's not like she's Jonathan hueg
ok who wants to talk about Dark Blue Moon?
While they are pretty good translations design-wise, some really don't fit the character, especially Jonathan.
He wants to be a gentleman, if he was a girl, he'd want to be a proper lady, and wouldn't dress like a tomboy.
Which pains me to say, because tomboys are fucking top tier.
>you are now imagineing a Jojo movie directed by Seth Rogan
BITES ZA DUSTO
>tfw we'll be getting this in reverse for the Part 6 OP
Does this looks 18th Century to you?
It's a cool design but it doesn't really do anything. It seems more like a chimera DIO would make in Part 1 than a Stand. Imagine if DBM was actually DIO's weird fishman pet and instead of Pet Shop Iggy fought DBM with Horus as it's Stand.
DIO is the sexy one here, look at her
Lesbo priest is here
I don't know but he sure can help you in doing some shark sushi
Lesbo priest needs to be less revealing
I haven't been around lately, what was the general consensus on Boom-Boom Kitty yesterday?
Not really a Stand but I'm a huge RJD fan
It looks more like a creature more than an actual stand especially the manga version
Sweet Jesus that Jonathon. Sporty, "good" girls always make me diamonds, especially when they have eyebrows designed for bullying
I like the idea behind it but I don't think it's fit for a Stand. If anything I think Dark Blue Moon seemed more like a leftover monster from Parts 1 and 2 that Araki dediced to use as a Stand. As far as Stands modeled after Sea Monsters I prefer Clash a lot more.
You know, I understand it's part of Dio's character development that he wouldn't be making those chimera zombies anymore in Part 3 but I would really like to see Araki redo the concept only with much, much less restrictions.
Dio in Part 1 is essentially spending his time creating monsters for fun. I would like to see him create monsters the likes of which you would see at a David Cronenberg movie. Just full on nightmarish demons with impossible vampire biology. And sadly we'll never get to see that because Dio changed after Part 1 and Araki doesn't do that type of thing anymore.
Its the price you gotta pay when you are a minor villain introduced early on in the story
Good thing they get taken care of. Thanks, Araki-sama!
You're saying you wouldn't wanna eat any of the characters?
I still consider Hanged Man to be one of the best Stand designs in the entire series.
yummy in josephs tummy
Reminder that J. Geil's appearance is actually based off of a real person.
He got better at anatomy at the expense of what made him classic in the first place
Thankfully all the other artists are great at copying his old style while not butchering the anatomy. JoJonium's Star Platinum made me cry
The thing about it is that his monster creature is what ultimately lead into saving his own head from dying by stealing Jonathan's body. Addition to this, I think he look back to himself many decades ago and thought he was an edgy fucker and try to make normal friends instead.