Outer Gods are for ______?

>>146258086
Depending on their mood and appearence at given time, marriage.

Otherwise, worship and contracts.

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>>146258086
Keit-ai. Elder gods are for Keit-ai.

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Sweaters

I'm staring at my black trapezohedron but nyarlathotep doesn't come out, what am I doing wrong

>>146258086
She's annoying as fuck, but she has a nice fuckable body.

I wanted Nyaruko as a boss in DD

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Terrible Frenchman.

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>>146258086
Doing magical things to my penis

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Why does Nyaruko have the best legs in anime?

MAHIRO-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

>>146258086
being my onee-san in exchange for being a source of cum

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>>146258086
Tricking you into watching shitty shows. I wanted a violent alien protecting an earth man as she murders everything while trying to seduce him. What I got was shitty pop culture reference and harem shit.

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>>146258086
Loving forever and cuddling with and looking into her eyes as you lie in bed together.
This is what Outer Gods are for.

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>>146258086

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Best gurl incoming

>>146262798
I'm glad I was bamboozled because Nyaruko was actually pretty funny

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MADNESS MADE FLESH

IT CRAWLS, STEADILY UPWARDS FROM THE PIT

SUPPORTED BY THE LATTICE OF CYCLOPEAN PILLARS!

>>146262970
dead girl incoming

>>146258086
>Star Mother appears as a moeblob
Since when do the outer gods give a fuck about humans? I thought only low-lifes like Chthulu cared about interfering with mortals.

>>146263040
Well, in Nyaruko all Lovecraft creations are just random alien species that inspired his writing. They aren't really as big/otherworldly as they should be.

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>>146263037
DAFUQ U SAY?

REPENT TO THE GODNESS

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The stars changes and right. It is Kuuko thread now.

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This show is shit. The MC is detestable garbage that has a super powerful and attractive alien throwing herself at him, but acts like a cunt at every opportunity. Like shit, I'd fuck an obese black granny if it means I could go to outer space.

Nyaruko way too spastic, but at least she's cute. Literally the only reason to watch the show, skip any scenes that don't include her.

The fire bitch is way too heavy handed in her lesbianism and got annoying within two episodes.

The cutesy shota faggot deserves death and only exists to remind you that the show would have been fifty times better if it weren't a retarded harem. It's not even a good harem because despite living with three incarnations of fanservice and fetish pandering only one of them actually has a chance since the beginning, yet the other ones hang around for some fucking reason.

All the other characters aren't worth mentioning. I'd only recommend watching this show if you either have autism and possess no sense of subtlety and need fast paced over-the-top """humor""" to keep you interested, or if you're just extremely bored.

>>146264073
Frankly speaking, i did find most of the plot (battle) boring but stayed for the girls

>>146263150
Yet another butchering of the Lovecraft Mythos.

>>146264073

Nyaruko carries the show well enough to warrant watching it.

MC is just too tsun to the point where I wished he would fucking die a few episodes in.

Why does she have tits there but nowehere else?

>>146264247
you need more insight anon

>>146264209
It must be awful to lack a sense of humor.

>>146264224
>I wished he would fucking die a few episodes in.
We all did.

>>146264209
Lovecraft motivated authors to use his entities and characters however they wanted in their own stories back when he was still alive.

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You wouldn't right?

>>146264383
Had a good sense of humor, too.

>>146264431
I don't feel like digging her up

>>146264383
Once we get a time machine someone show it to him and send the reaction back in time via a youtube link please.

>>146264431
Wipe down my car? Seems like more trouble than its worth.

>>146264431
I would use her long hair to wipe my cum off of Nyaruko's face.

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>>146264582
>>146264484

>>146264073
>or if you're just extremely bored.
You just completely invalidated your whole post.

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>>146258086
Purging

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After I marathoned this anime in one day I had a dream about Nyaruko. Long story short I ended up giving her the dick, but the moment I stuck it in her I felt these weird undulations/crawling on my dick. It was so unnerving and disgusting I woke up instantly and felt something on my stomach. Apparently giant spider was in my bed and crawling on my stomach. It was the fastest I ever vacated my bed

To this day I check my sheets religiously and wonder if that spider crawled on my boner while I was sleeping and caused that weird dream.

>>146265119
>what the fuck by Jersey mountain inbred.gif

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>>146264929
But that's the exact reason why I watched it.

Even shitty shows can be tolerable if you're bored enough, but it doesn't make the show any less shit. Well, it's not shitty, just mediocre.

>>146265281
It's the reason why 90% of people watched it, because it was seasonal fun.

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>>146265119

>>146265458
I miss those Lovecraft threads.

>>146258086
5 References Per Second

Mating press.

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>yfw best girl was the investigator