There are people who unironically prefer the loli version over this.

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>>146142793
Lapdogs! All of them!

There are people who unironically watch *monogatari.

I like both?

Kizmonogatari 2nd one
released very soon in Korea
Yeahhh

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There are three choices and only one is wrong

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There are people who unironically prefer the hag version over this.

I just want her to be my immortal soulmate. I want to share my feelings with her. I do not care about her body.

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>>146142793
I appreciate all Shinobu but loli is best.

>>146143252
My dick.

>>146143418
>I do not care about her body
I want to gangbang Shinobu with 30 others anons in front of this guy.

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>>146143418
>I do not care about her body

Hey maybe SHE cares about it you scum

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>>146142793
>cow tits

>>146143595
Count me in as one of the 30

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>>146143685
Those are large tits, not cow tits. These are cow tits.

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>>146143767
I want to grope Hanekawa's breasts.

>>146143767
Anything larger than Bs are cow-tier.

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>>146143804

>>146143767
Kiss-shot has bigger tits than Cat

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>>146143659

>>146143767
Hers are smaller than Kissshots though.

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>>146143862
>>146144136
Proof.

>>146144169
LN

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>>146144188
I'm a visual learner.

>>146142961
What date?

>>146144169
They are bigger, but since Kiss-shot is taller than Cat, they don't appear as big.

Bat > Snail > Crab > Bee > Monkey > Phoenix > Pigtails > Puppet > Cat > Shit > Snake

Why is Shaft so good at making my shaft hard?

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>>146144455
They really are the best at fanservice.

>>146144505
>tomboy who is oblivious to the fact that she's exposing her panties
It was perfect.

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>>146142793
>unironically

Are there people who ironically prefer one body type over another?

>>146142793
I do. I somehow don't find Kiss-Shot bangable, she intimidates me or something. But loli Shinobu is just cuteness overload.

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>>146143804
Kill yourself.

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>>146142793
>OP unironically prefers old hag over this loli perfection

>>146145410
too much ass

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>>146145862
Preposterous.

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>>146142793
For good reasons.

Loli Kiss-Shot = Loli Shinobu > Teen Shinobu > Kiss-Shot

>>146145862
Off this board

>>146143595
>>146143705
Please do not bring snakefaggotry and reskin it as Batfaggotry.
Batfags are already bad enough without needing comparisons to Snakefags.

>>146145977
Go watch Shinobu Mail

>>146142793
>there are people who unironically don't both versions equally

shiggy diggy

Worth watching like 15 seasons or so just to see this hot girl?

>>146146770
Kizu is set before Bake so you could go in blind if you really want to.

>>146146770
>>146146820
this
i watched kizu with a friend,
he never watched the anime, but liked the movie.
chronologically it's the first one in the series, so just watch kizu if not the other seasons.

>>146146013
>snake has a monopoly on anon gangbangs
Damn.

>>146142793
Don't worry anon I tolerate all people, even weirdos who like adults better than children.

>>146146013
kill yourself shitter

>>146145862
sup ireland

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>>146148075
>Snake is every /a/non's personal onahole
Fuck, that's hot

>>146149778
why does she sit like that?

>>146150673
A particular Anon was too rough with her for a night.

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>there are people on /a/ who can bring themselves to choose one form of perfection over another

>>146152899
CUTE

>>146142854
kek

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THIS was a disappointment.

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THIS was not

>>146157410
The real disappointment was the stupid stock baby crying sound effect they superimposed.

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>there are """people""" who want a hag or a baby

>>146157588
You'll understand if you read LN.

>>146157410
Does anyone still have that shot from the rushed shitsubs with a big wall of "GOMENNASAI"?

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Would you visit her shrine, /a/? What offerings would you leave?

>>146157952
>repeatedly gets smashed on booze brought to her by a stranger
I'd probably try to turn her into a crackhead just because I'm almost certain I could.

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Best girl

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I was really disappointed with the lack of badass Kiss-Shot.

>>146158859
It's never going to happen. The story really doesn't have any place for her to use her powers. That's why she works as a character instead of being some miss perfect bullshit.

>>146158734
virus

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>>146157851
I got your back, famalam.

>>146158734
Why is Death Grips even there?

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Why is rararagi running?

>>146144321
I think the 28 is the theater release dates
Don't know when we gonna get rips and translations though

>>146157410
Fuck you that scene was awesome

>>146160594
Sanic

>>146160594
autism

>>146162093
It's just a stupid bait that a catfag is trying to push. Like being afraid when she's about to die makes her a bad person/character.

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>>146159870

>>146160594
That's a very heavy handed metaphor for masturbating/getting a boner about cat.

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>>146162164
>catfag
Wrong. I wanted so bad for bad to be badass in this movie, but it appears the badass vampire will never show herself in this series.

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>>146143516
>>146152899
oh sweet god

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>>146143603
>radiation markings
Why the hell did this shit take off, I can't stand it. Almost as bad as chromatic aberration but thank fuck that quieted down lately.

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>>146151307

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>>146162979
It's just to accentuate her skin being babby smooth.

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>>146162742
>masturbating

>>146163033
No it isn't, it's a stupid blush method and it's disgusting.
>>146162988

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>>146163129
It's a stupid blush method DESIGNED FOR SUPER SMOOTH SKIN.

>>146163165
>designed for
No, it's used for bitches all over lately. If you checkout newtype posters over the past years you can see it used for blush on all sorta females, you degenerate pedophile.
Go back to red.dit, pedantic shitter.

What's the top selling Monogatari novel?

>>146163676
either Bakemonogatari vol2 or Kizu

>>146145410
Kizu II shinobu is perfection

>>146163854
Friction burns suck.

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Bat jobbed this movie. Cat was good though.

>>146163481
>you degenerate pedophile
>Go back to red.dit

>>146146820
>>146146910
Yo I'm up to episode 10 on the first season of Bakemonogatari.

Is the art supposed to be kind of shit? Like all the backgrounds look like they're CGI or something.

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>>146164547
The backgrounds are mostly abstract, some scenes are too.
The show isn't as much of an adaptation of a novel as it is just
a novel with visuals.
The characters are drawn top notch, but the backgrounds are 90% simplistic shit.

with that said, the kizu looks great to me, imo they really nailed it,
the backrounds are actually cgi in kizu, but i think it looks just right,
its the same idea, but done slightly better.
i wish the rest of the series looked like kizu.

>>146165232
What is her face trying to convey?

>>146165303
maybe her butt hurts?

>>146165232
Yeah man I like the story and dialogue in this show. It's actually really good and keeps me engaged. I was just wondering why the backgrounds looked like shit.

Also are there no other people in the world except for Araragi and the girls? There's like nobody outside walking or any other students.

>>146142793
She's basically a fucking child either way

>>146165419
It's just a visual thing to reinforce that the series has an unreliable narrator. Anyone the narrator isn't paying attention to doesn't get drawn. Yeah, it's also a budget thing, but they do something cool with it.

>>146162897
>>146164303
I think you are watching the wrong series, sir. Go back to your shounen power level threads.

>>146165541
Actually, you're wrong. She is not child.

>>146142793
Because big titted vampire has been done to death already.
Vampire loli has been too, but at least loli is niche

>>146166670
Lol what? Loli vampire is the shtick that's been beaten to death.

>>146166712
Read the spoiler anon

>>146157410
That scene really rustled my jimmies, which I can only assume was the intention.

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Exact same thoughts as >>146157847

After reading Kizu, I worry about how much I'm missing with all of the other arcs.

>>146142793
I prefer having options.

>>146143289
Will it be the 3 vampire hunter fights on the second movie and Kissshot for the 3rd or 2 and 2?

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>>146168173
Kanbaru was made to be bullied. Every time you bully her she makes this face!

>see schoolmate's panties and flopping boobs
>get a boner
>take a long ass walk to the store to buy a dirty mag to jerk off to
Why didn't he just jerk off right away?

>>146173240
I think he wanted to masturbate to something other than Hanekawa specifically.

>>146172012
If I remember the spoilers correctly then all 3 exorcist fights are in Part 2.

>>146170083
why won't crab and bat interact?

>>146174862
I can think of a few reasons. For example, they both want to pretend they're number one in Araragi's life/heart. If they interact then one of them is going to have that pretense shattered- or both of them if Araragi is indecisive.

>>146142793
>not loving all of her forms equally
Do you even love your waifu anon?

>>146162742
Gotta love literature class.

>>146175116
Some people are incurable plebs. Just make sure not to go full cuck like >>146143418

>>146174862
>>146175028
It's a shame honestly, I would have loved for at least one scene with Crab and Bat. Araragi even mentions in Koyomi that Shinobu has gone "all this time" without interacting with Senjougahara

>>146160594
>>146162742
Pretty sure it's cause he was almost too late to get his porn mags. I don't really remember that part of kizu too well.

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Teenobu is objectively the best

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Check out the fancy short story you get for seeing Kizu 2 in cinemas.

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>>146164303