Yotsuba offers you her ice cream
What do?
I smash her ice cream into milk shake if you know what I mean
>>146085708
Itadakimasu~!
Eat the ice cream without saying thanks
I'd call her house phone just to call her stupid.
>>146085647
Realize the thread doesn't exist and walk backwards and go on another path.
>>146086465
GO HOME YANDA
>>146086629
STUUUPID
YOTSUBA IS STUUUUUPID
>>146085647
I ask her why she offers me poop.
>>146087620
>>146085647
I would contemplate on how much of a trash my life has become for a being as pure as Yotsuba to offer me an ice cream.
Then I would break down crying in tears, drowning in my own sorrows as I lament how the times gone and how much my life is in ruin, the friends, the family and the love that had could have been, all gone for good, I would cry so hard, so hard that it would surprise myself that the tears could still flow.
>>146087876
>>146085647
I realize I've slowly but surely gone insane and I now live in my anime fantasies.
>>146085647
Is that what they call a vagina these days?
>genuflect
>>146087739
>>146085647
I don't accept ice cream from little girls, where are you parents, and why are they letting you run around unsupervised.
>>146087876
Yeah. This.
>>146087739
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>146087739
I demand a public ban for this faggot
>Neo-/a/
It's sad that even Yotsuba is not sacred here anymore.
>>146092606
Mods stopped giving a shit.
>>146085647
Politely decline, but thank her for offering/
>>146085647
I scream for ice cream.
>>146092753
>>146092606
Some mods still careI got banned for asking a question about her pubes just a week ago
>>146093391
What was your question?
>>146093490I asked if her pubes shaped like a 4 leafor if she have an actual 4 leaf for pubes
Take it, and then buy her a bigger one.