What wish shall I fulfill for you, anon? But it'll cost

>>146009338
I wish that all magical girls past, present and future are now proficient punch wizards.

just end my life already

>>146009338
I wish for you to suffer among the girls you have granted wishes for, by making yourself a magical girl in my place.

Does being a magical girl entail being raped by tentacled monsters?

>>146009730
Edgy.

>>146009338
Keiki, you have already granted my life's greatest desire.

>>146009338
Give /a/ a Pawn Stars like reality show about them ranking people's tastes. I'll become a witch for that.

>>146009338
End world hunger.

I wish for infinite wishes

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>>146011348
says who?

>>146011685
WB you baka, can't you read?

>>146009338
I wish for infinite magical energy

>Can do whatever I want forever
>Never have to fight anything

>>146011078
You know that will just lead to everyone who can't afford food dying since it's QB.

>>146011759
Honestly, QB is pretty cool when it comes to the wishes themselves. There's no djinn-type warping, you get what you ask for.
He only rips you off in the sense that you're doomed to become a witch.

>>146009338
But that was already my wish.

>wanting to lose your dick
>wanting to take dick instead of giving dick
>wanting to menstrate
>wanting to be short
>wanting to never get gains and be physically weak
>wanting to be teenage, hormonal, angsty again

What's wrong with you?

>>146009338
Well considering my wish would be to become a teenage highschool girl this is a win win.
Ok... I guess I'll wish to be the cutest girl in my school and could have any girl/guy I wanted.

>>146014719
>wanting to lose your dick
To get a vagina? Yes, please.
>wanting to take dick instead of giving dick
Yes, please.
>wanting to menstrate
Worth it.
>wanting to be short
Would be kinda nice, really. Would really feel like men were big and strong to me.
>wanting to never get gains and be physically weak
I don't want gains. I want to be feminine and cute.
>wanting to be teenage, hormonal, angsty again
For a life as a girl? Worth it.

>>146009338
I wish to stay as a magical girl forever, never ever turning into a witch

>>146014719
>wanting to be short
Maybe someone will hug me or pat my head.
>wanting to never get gains and be physically weak
I'm already DYEL
>wanting to be teenage, hormonal, angsty again
Any sort of emotion is better than the numbness of adulthood.

And, if I'm a magical girl, maybe I can accomplish something with my life.

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I wish this arrogant child would drop off the face of the earth. The world doesn't need cynical closed minded bullies like her who live for nothing other than causing problems for others.

She even disrespected her father's deeply held beliefs, and when he and her family died as a result of her actions she only bragged that 'I only will use this power for myself'

She's horrible.

I want friends to fight for.

>>146015355
Why did her father only kill the rest of her family and himself, and not try to kill her?

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>>146015355
>The world doesn't need cynical closed minded bullies like her who live for nothing other than causing problems for others.
Used her wish to help others, her wish backfired and caused her tragedy and despair. When shit goes that bad, cynicism is warranted. Being a dick to naive cunts like Sayaka is a given.
>She even disrespected her father's deeply held beliefs
She didn't believe in what he did, but still wanted him to succeed. When he became a hypocrite and the entire congregation turned on him, she became embittered towards his beliefs.
>and when he and her family died as a result of her actions she only bragged that 'I only will use this power for myself'
Because she fucking witnessed what happened when she tried to use her power for others. It backfired. HUGELY.

>>146015543
Oh sure, I'm sure any average priest could just up and kill a magical spear wielding person any day of the week.

I wish to become a nigger

>>146009338
Due diligence before I consider making a contract, what are the boundaries of what can be wished for? As I understand it, your goal is to counter entropy, if so would the instantaneous irreversible heat death of the universe be disallowed?

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>>146015633
It's clear she was always cold hearted. She didn't REALLY care about her father, she just wanted her family to be rich. Of course a selfish wish like that would backfire. I'm glad she ended up homeless as a result.
This girl is a heartless beast and deserves no love.

>>146016452
Obvious troll is obvious.

>>146016342
The limit of what can be granted depends on each girl's magical potential.

The only reason that Madoka can make that universe-altering wish in the end is because Homura made so many loops and unknowingly gave her god potential.

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>>146016452
>I didn't watch the show: the post

>>146016723
Part of due dilligence means checking what my range is before I make a wish. I don't know if somebody has opened me up to the big leagues, if I'm just there anyway, or stuck small time.

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Kyoko actually gets off on hurting people. It isn't just 'trying to survive'. When she attacks Sayaka she is clearly having fun. When she talks about breaking KYouske, she is clearly smiling. When she heard Mami died, she was overjoyed.
She is cold hearted, she always was. She holds nothing dear and cares only for herself.

>>146009338
"If you ever feel like dying to help the universe, just let me know"
-Kyuubey (Mahou Shoujo MadokaMagica)

>>146017110
First the Homuhater, now the Kyoukohater. I mean it's cute at first, but it gets old fast.

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>>146017314
Say one good thing about this girl. You can't, because there is nothing.
I don't know why anyone likes her at all, she deserves no love.

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>>146009338 I wish for more uses out of grief seeds to prolong my career.
>>146014719 But anon being an emotionally unstable girl with tremendous power is part of what makes it great.

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>>146009338
I think shape shifting would be a fun power. It would be easy to play jokes on people with it. Like I could turn into a barrel and hide in the corner and they would think "Why is there a barrel here?" and then I would turn back when they got close and hug them.

I don't know if I would want to fight the wraiths in exchange though. They are really scary.

>>146014719
Being short isn't that bad. You are less clumsy, need less food, and are more comfortable in smaller spaces. I have read that the shorter you are the less likely you are to get certain diseases as well, just because there are less cells in your body. Maybe that is why girls live longer usually?

Megucas themselves are stronger than regular girls though, right? Kyouko seemed pretty strong. She uses that giant spear like it was nothing and she was able to carry Sayaka without too much effort. Homura carries that very heavy machine gun too.

>>146018507
Yup just like homuhater, nothing to see here.

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>>146018736
Homura is a good girl who fights hard for what she believes in.

The thing in this pic is a soulless wench, I can't even call it human because there is no common human decency in it. It's just a heartless beast that has no love for anything.

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>>146018507
Why would you post a cute, semi-lewd image of her if you hated her? I don't believe you are serious.

Good things about her though:
- She is cute
- She has a cute fang
- She has a cute hairstyle
- She was a good sister
- Her wish was selfless
- Showed her genuine care for Sayaka
- Gave Madoka a snack. Very generous!
- Was a very good girl in Rebellion. She stopped being a bully when she was with Sayaka.

Next may or may not be canon. However you interpret The Different Story.
- She was the only other magical girl besides Mami who cared about helping people. All the others just wanted the grief seeds and didn't care if people died.
- She was a good friend to Mami. She helped Mami not be alone, at least before the bad things happened.

>>146018938
You have accidentally given her a cute nickname. She is the cute little beast.

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>>146018507
>>146019127
I forgot to add:
- Has a cute sweatshirt
- Has other cute outfits in the official art

>>146018938
That's nice

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I wish for Sayakachan.

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>>146019127
>- She is cute
She is a heartless monster. Any 'cuteness' she may have only makes her more sinster because she is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
>- She has a cute fang
I'll give you that one. The fang is nice.
>- She has a cute hairstyle
Maybe, but even so it stinks because she never showers. Everything about her stinks.
>- She was a good sister
Let her sister die and it was her fault her sister died. She didn't even care, only bragging that 'she has this power that she will only use for herself'
>- Her wish was selfless
She disrespected her fathers beliefs, had no faith in her father, and made a deal with a symbolic devil
>- Showed her genuine care for Sayaka
She tried to kill Sayaka and would have succeeded had Homura not intervened
>- Gave Madoka a snack. Very generous!
It was probably only to gain her trust so she could use Madoka as a distraction while she tried to kill the witch. Or maybe she planned to make Madoka think she was her friend because she knows Madoka's family is rich and wanted to rob them later. If Madoka died in the labyrinth she wouldn't have even cared. Just like she didn't care when Mami died.
>- Was a very good girl in Rebellion. She stopped being a bully when she was with Sayaka.
Once again, only thanks to Homura altering her memories.

Even if she is nice to Sayaka sometimes, it's only after she realized Sayaka is easy, and she is trying to get into her pants. She would show her true colors again as soon as she got what she wanted. She has no actual love for anything, and lives only to satisfy her own desires.

>>146009338
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVVS-wt9IuE

I wish for some anon to identify the song starting at 0 seconds.

>>146019546
>Even if she is nice to Sayaka sometimes, it's only after she realized Sayaka is easy, and she is trying to get into her pants. She would show her true colors again as soon as she got what she wanted. She has no actual love for anything, and lives only to satisfy her own desires.

Best Meguca indeed

>>146009338
>you will have to become a teenage high school magical girl and fight destructive magical beings.
So what's the downside?

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>>146019303
>- Has a cute sweatshirt
>- Has other cute outfits in the official art
All her clothes are stolen. She is a thief and a degenerate.

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>>146019127
>- She was the only other magical girl besides Mami who cared about helping people. All the others just wanted the grief seeds and didn't care if people died.
She questioned Mami's ways immediately, even before the loss of her family so you can not even blame it on that. Her allying herself with Mami is ONLY because she wanted to defeat a Walpurgisnacht. She thought she could do it with Mami, and probably would have stabbed Mami in the back as soon as she was no longer needed.
>- She was a good friend to Mami. She helped Mami not be alone, at least before the bad things happened.
She didn't show an ounce of remorse when Mami died, in fact, she smiled and was glad that it happened.

>>146017314
Tbf, lots of people hate Homu. She's a dumb bitch. Kyouko hate is just weird though.

>>146009338
>"I would like to get laid."
>"Nigga I ain't a miracle worker"

>>146020043
>missing the part when you become a highschool girl.

Getting laid is now easy.

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>>146019546
We will have to disagree. And why do you think she is stinky? She has a room to stay in and her hair looks well maintained. I would guess she still showers every day.

>>146019837
There is no proof of that. Although knowing she stole her food and probably didn't have much money you might actually be right. I still don't think she is bad though.

>>146019958
I haven't read part two or three yet. I was going to order them in a few weeks if you wanted to continue then.

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>>146020019
Kyoko only cares for herself, and she doesn't care who she has to step on to get what she wants. She never shows any true feelings for anyone or anything, and makes a game out of bullying rookie magical girls. She is sadistic and gets off on tormenting people.

She is pure evil.

>>146020238
What are you doing with your life?
What am I doing with my life?

>>146020238
Pls anon, you're only increasing my lust for Kyouko.

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>>146020112
I don't want to spoil anything, but I'm sure once you finish TDS you will understand the heartless beast this girl is. She isn't even human. She is a thing, a worthless soulless heartless thing that only lives to satisfy her own desires.
She would put her foot on someones back just to get a better view. She is loyal to no one, no one but food.

>>146015096
>>>/lgbt/mtfg
Might want to do some thinking anon-chan

>>146009338
>teenage high school magical girl
Shit, thats good enough for me

>>146020464
The issue is in thinking that it is actually possible to become a girl without magic. Everything that exists now is merely an illusion, the best that science can offer is a mere perversion of the true concept.

>>146020564
Actually >>>/lgbt/trans-help-general since mtfg is literal shit

>The best science can offer is a mere perversion of the trust concept
That's why I said too. But science can do some wonders.

>>146020737
>But science can do some wonders.
No.

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>>146009338

I wish I was a coobie too.

Why does everybody love Kyoko lately? Where did all the Sayaka and Homura fags go?

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Why does anyone like this girl? There is nothing to love about her.
She is a selfish arrogant child who only cares for herself.
Name one good thing about this ugly heartless girl.

>>146009338
WAY TO SUGARCOAT IT KYUBEY FUCK YOU IT'S WAY FUCKING WORSE THAN JUST FIGHTING MONSTERS YOU DEMENTED ASSHOLE