How would you fuck Kate?

>>146008697
by burping and farting in public

>>146008697
yes

In the butt because anal doesn't count.

>>146008697
Upside down.

>>146008697
Missionary, obviously.

>>146008697
Lock the doors after morning mass ends. Right there in the middle of the church so god can watch.

>>146008697
Diligently, without even stopping to wipe the sweat from my brow for years and years of orgasms.

Put my penis in her vagina.

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>>146008697
By getting her to sign a 15% APR mortgage agreement.

>>146008697
From behind, grabbing onto her arms. Use all her holes and fill them with my semen.

>>146008697
How many siblings will she make for Kodacuck?

Bent over a desk with her hands tied behind her back. Just ramming and ramming and ramming. Ad infinitum.

>>146008697
In her unwashed stinky shitter, I want to mix my cum with her poop.

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>>146008697
In the pooper and make her sound like a calliope.

BOOP BOOP BOODY OODA DAH BOOP BAH DOO DAH

>>146008697
But she's married to Jesus.

>>146013253
Well then Jesus is gonna get NTR'd.

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>>146010923
>an old widower is plowing a 10/10 underage nun
Truly the real winner of the whole story.

Nuns don't like to fuck

>>146010607
best post right here

>>146008697
Anally to punish her farting anus

God probably doesn't appreciate you talking about a nun like this.

>>146008697
what a lewd slut

id use my weeny

>>146013868
Like father, like son.

>>146010607
underrated post

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>>146014446

If God didn't want us to have sex with nuns then why did he make so many so sexy?

I think Nuns were meant to be seen as maidens of fertility and promote breeding.

>>146015769
>why did he make so many so sexy?
I'm assuming you mean in anime, because 3D nuns are mostly old lady closet cases.

>>146008697
From behind in her ass with lots of scatplay.

>>146016220
These days, yes. In the olden days a nunnery was where nobles dumped daughters they didn't want, so odds were they would be quite attractive.

How old is she

>>146016427
I think she was 15 or something.

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>>146008697
By turning around and paying attention to the superior girl.

>>146016385
And/or daughters who were doing evil things like pre-marital sex.

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>>146010607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>>146016453
No thank

>>146016514
Being deflowered before they could be married off, particularly if a child resulted, was a good way to make your family not want you.

>>146016554
Honestly, all the Haganais are attractive yet horrible people, so you're probably better off.

>>146016554
Just fuck her sister instead. A much better choice.

>>146016610
So if they're married to God, does that mean that God has an NTR fetish?

>>146016711
I think it's more a retaliatory cuckold fetish. You fuck one of his wives and he'll just fuck you over and make you his woman in return.

>>146008697
It saddens me that everytime something from haganai is posted, I'm reminded the novel ended like shit.

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>>146017029
YUKIMURA 4 EVER

Rika should've won.

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>>146010607
quite dank of a reply.

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>>146016540
how

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>>146017029
>he didn't pick his imouto or the nun imouto
still upset to this day

>>146017029
Same, I'm reminded how translations literally ended because the ending was that bad.

>>146017029

how did it end?

>>146018032
Poorly!

>>146018032
It went something like this:
yukimura breaks up with kodaka after dating a year because he want's to go to a neighbors club reunion after graduation and they all have hot pot

>>146013928
Did Kodaka's dad really end up with Kate?
How did that even happen?

I would bend her over a table and hit her until she yelled daddy and then I would take out my fat, short, sloppy cock and push it into her until I bust

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>>146018334

jesus fuck thats dumb

>>146018591
Not as dumb as you saving a thumbnail nerd

>>146016610
Well, it wasn't always "you had sex? YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"; enough of the time the family was still fond enough of the daughter. It's just that they need somewhere acceptable to send her out of sight so society doesn't know she got knocked up out of wedlock.

>>146018334
Don't Kodaka and Sena end up together or something while one of the other girls works as a maid for them?

Ok can I start out by saying this chick is so hawt I wish she was real! I would even shave my neckbeard for her. I digress I would start off by rubbing her pussie with sandpaper to make it bleed then I would fuck her bloody pussie like it was her time of the month!!!

Hanagai started becoming shitty after drama started become a frequent thing.

>>146008697
jesuit style

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>>146019272

>>146019304
Haram.

>>146019272
Really makes you think

>>146019272
Christ

>>146019284
So... every anime?

>>146021364
Nichibros managed to go without serious drama

>>146021487
So literally just one?

UNIVERSE

>>146021889
Yeah, pretty much

>>146008697
After marriage, in the missionary position while holding hands and ending with her pregnant with our child. After we finish we'll drift off together thinking of our future together.

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>>146024270
H-how lewd!

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>>146019272

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I would fuck Maria.

>>146019129
are you on drugs?

>>146025362
He's right though, Sena and Kodaka end up going to the same university while all the other girls fuck off to gods knows where, with the exception of Yozora that become the new headmaster of the Kashiwasakis.

>>146025844
Yeah, but the only interested is Sena while Kodaka doesn't give a shit about her anymore AND he faggot still loves the fucking meido even after they broke up.

>>146018334
>>146019129
>>146025844
>>146026204
Damn.

First Oreimo has that rushed end, and then Haganai ended on a whimper.
I should have seen that coming.
I really hate my 2009-2010 self and its stupidly shitty taste on LNs

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>>146027251
How did Oreimo had a rushed ending? If you're talking about the pressure he got to not finish the series how he had planned(for obvious reasons), it would be the contrary, that made Fushimi think in a new and subtle way to show it, and he managed to pull it off even with all the obstacles. Is something Haganai author never had the chance to, remember that Haganai author said she had planned to do at least 20 volumes for the series but thanks to Editor-kun everything went to shit, is not comparable.

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>>146008697
I Have Choice, OP?

>>146008697
By ignoring her and fucking Yozora instead.

>>146010607
Y-you alright buddy?

Who the fuck is Kate? Isn't that Index?

>>146028363
Sena please

>>146028468
Who?

>>146019272
>>>/reddit/

>>146028659
That breast to torso ratio is completely off.

>>146025292
Before or after marriage?

>>146008697
a mah fart her if she fart me

>>146025844
>headmaster
She's the butler. The butler in that family just happens to have a lot of power.

Also Sena follows Kodaka to university, they don't go together or anything like that.

>>146029612
Is this even English?

>>146008697
The old fashion way. Doing it raw.

>>146008697
Right up the butt

>>146031803
Sodomy is a sin, anon-kun.

Marone!

Clothed paizuri in a nun's outfit. I want to stain her dress late 90's Monica Lewinsky style.

>>146008697
>fuck her rough
>screams gods name
god sure has some fetish there.