I can't do it

>not being able to do that

>>145938739
lose weight

I can do it, just really slow. The pinky one is the harddest.

>>145938739
easy with both hands
>>145939605
>The pinky one is the harddest.
are you even human?
the pinky is more elastic, otherwise you would break it very easily

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>mfw I can do it with both hands at the same time as fast as Azusa does it in the gif

I will never understand how people cant do this

Like how the fuck you cant? It's easy like breathing

I can't do the middle one, which I'm assuming is the hardest. Though I can bend my right little finger really far backwards thanks to breaking my arm, I bet this bitch can't do that.

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>>145939836
Post webm please.

>>145939970
How would I record myself without using my hands?

>>145939792
It can be difficult to move the pinky independently of the ring finger.

>>145940016
You know you can place a camera/phone down after pressing the record button, right?

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>>145938739
Yes, but I'm incapable of doing anything I try, so why should I care?

>youwillneverbeakeion.jpg

>>145940054
Okay I took the video, gonna convert it to webm

>>145940368
uh-oh

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>>145940387
Will he be obese or skelington? Taking bets now!

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>>145940368

>>145940526
He's going to be black.

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>>145940230
You were capable of making that post. At least you've got that. Chin up.

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>>145940589
Odds on Black are 9:2. I'll put you down for $5, anon.

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>>145940641
No, I hired a small Indian man to make that for me. I outsource my shitposting due to my inadequacies.

Webm is converting

i can only with my right hand
left hand i can do 2/3 easy and the middle one i'm more like jun trying

>>145940526
Skellington with disgusting nails

>>145941038
7:1. I'll put you down for $10.

>>145940526
Maybe it's a grill with cute, snow white hands.

>>145941128
;^)

>>145941128
102:1. You sure you wanna take that bet?

You guys ready? All the bets placed?

>>145941209
go ahead you skelly nigger with snow white hands

>>145941169
Oh shit. No, please count me out.

BETTING ON INDIAN PERSON

>>145941169
I will take that bet, otherwise my name isn't anon.

>>145941282
12:1. I'll out you down for $10.

>>145941300
$20 and your pride as an anon it is then.

>>145941300
Holy sht, anon? From youtube right?

>webm is 4.23mb
Fuck, making a smaller version. Bear with me

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I bet on a skeleton.

Chubby, pasty, baby hands with unkempt fingernails. Put me down for $50

>>145941400
>Bear with me
Oh god, it's not going to be fat or skeleton, Anon's a bear!

>>145941502
He could be a cute miko who worships a bear.

>>145941400
>>145941502
will he show us his bear hands?

I play piano and I can do it easily on both hands.

>>145941403
7:1. You're down for $15.

>>145941454
21:4. You're a man who likes to be specific, I see.

>>145941502
Odds on bear are 98:1.

>>145941676
>bear odds fucking less than woman odds
never change /a/

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I can't do the middle one. I've never been able to do the middle one and my entire life I have been a laughing stock because it's just impossible for me

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471629473260.webm
Couldn't get rid of the audio, had to post it to /wsg/

>>145941454
if black chance of long fingernails are 100%

>>145941723
it's the easiest

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>>145941575

>>145941740
o fuck

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>>145941740
>well-kempt fingernails
FUCK YOU
YOUR PRECIOUS HYGIENE JUST COST ME 50 USD, ASSHOLE

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Well goyim, time to pay.

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Who here can't make a gun with their left hand?

>>145941740
Well it's a good thing I didn't put any money down on bear.

>>145941740
pasty chubby nigger with well kept fingernails, where's my fucking money

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>>145941740
Your ring finger came apart 6 seconds in. You can do better.

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>>145941740
>those fingers
I'm pleasantly surprised. Glad I didn't take the bets.

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>>145941740
Delivered, not bad!

>>145941875
He could be just a particularly deceitful bear.

>>145941740
Your hands are too shaky

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>>145941884
Pasty yes, chubby no, used to be /fit/ actually

>>145941988
The ride never ends.

>>145941948
Which just meant my money would have gone to into honey and child porn.

>>145941973
I've had like 2 pints of black coffee, bear with me. I'm trying not to vibrate through my chair

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>>145941740
Outcome inconclusive. No payouts. P/a/ddy Power bookies is now closed. Thank you for your custom.

>>145941988
Ah we should have bet on if you had a soul or not. Clearly the answer is no.

>>145941948
Deceitful bears are the worst type of bear.

>>145942064
Be careful, I might steal your soul if you aren't careful. Us gingers can do that from birth

>>145942143
I know anon, I've collected several.

>>145942136
Is this what chicken nuggets look like before they are sent to McDonald's?

>>145942055
That "man" is clearly a bear!

>>145942136
That's a big thumb

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>>145942189
Just as planned

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>>145942136
Shit, son, what happened to you?

>>145942236
>>145942236
>>145942236
>>145942236

>>145942252
God left me unfinished.

>>145942136
Thalidomide bros WW@

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>>145942301

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>>145939955
Since this thread has went /soc/, here's a pic. Can you do this?

>>145942506
No, and I'm glad I can't.

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>>145942372
I can bend my pinky pretty far back too, but can you guys do this?

>>145942506
That doesn't seem right at all

>>145942657
Whoops, meant to reply to >>145942506

Post feet.

>>145942850
NSA, please go and stay go.

>>145942850
W-why?

>>145942683
Yeah it's pretty weird, don't know how it ended up like that.

>>145938739
You have to start very slowly and gradually increase the speed. You can get like that in ten minutes and much faster given more time.

Is it any fun to play guitar if you don't have a band?

>>145943057
No ;_;

I was always jealous of the kids who could do that

>>145940754
holy shit
i just realized who pic releated is
i always thought it was some obsecure shit

>>145940368
Aaaww, I was looking forward to seeing your skills! <3

>>145943133
I already posted it, fag

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Hard level anons.

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>>145943106
Made the same mistake myself for years, anon. Only recently moved the image to my K-ON! folder after rewatching season 1. So you're not alone.

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>>145943092
The autist I am, I prefer to play for my own. Piano though. Why couldn't I be a sociable autist like Yui?

>>145943252
I know that trick, I've seen it with Styrofoam cups. You simply punch a hole in it with your thumb and support it with it. How she punched a hole in an orange without anyone noticing is beyond me.

I can't get enough of Yui lewds

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>>145941740

>>145943290
Piano is totally different, since it can cover all the roles of a band alone.

>>145943430
What is this face trying to convey

>>145943384
bin yourself

I can do it does that mean I can play guitar?

>>145943500
Anyone can play guitar

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>>145943252
But can you do this?

>>145943549
Blew my mind up

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>>145942850
can you do this with your foot?

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>betting
>physical abnormalities
>magic
What is this thread?

>>145943731
Whatever it is, it's not a K-On thread

>>145943731
Immune to logic.

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sorry for shitty camera
but yeah I can bend my ties really weird. it's like the only skill I have

>>145938739
Can only do it with my left hand.

Knowing how to play a guitar helps a lot.

>>145943768
Or maybe it's actually the final form of K-ON! threads?

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mio

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>>145942506
Yes

>>145945433
is a slut

>>145943731
Art

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>>145942657
Did I do it right?

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>>145946178

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>>145945869
>>145946178

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>>145946178
>>145945869
>>145942506

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My fingers are kinda wonky. I can put my pinky finger inside the fist of it's hand.

>>145938739
I would much rather Azusa use her hands on me.

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>>145947030
I think this is normal

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>>145947372
It is? But muh special snowflake ruined hands.

fug

>>145945984
no