This girl announces herself as your wife. What will you do?

>>145890176
punch her to death, and feed the dogs.

Send off to psychiatric ward.

>>145890176
take her to the bedroom to consummate our marriage.

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Sell her

I heard that she isn't considered very attractive in the light novel, just has big tits and the mc is desperate or something.

Slice off her disgusting tits and then her head.

>>145890176
Cheat her with her mom

Marry the pig instead

>>145890477
It's like Tomoko. She's average looking, unkempt at that, with a personality that's unlikeable in one way or another. Only difference here is that she's got some nice assets.

This is probably the first anime where the best part of it were catcheye pictures

Brag on /a/.

>>145890477
>>145890796

Unclean, no make up, unkempt. Probably a 2/10. But 2D can't be ugly because reasons.

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>>145890176
Ignore her, obviously a thing she's going through, head home, have a beer, cigarette and watch animu

Gain way, I'm about to destroy them cheeks. :^)

>>145890176
Grab her big tits.

>>145890176
This is not my beautiful house

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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>>145890176
Drink her delicious tea of course.

A filthy casual like her? No chance.

>>145890176
>move out of my parents apartment to live with her
>attempt to inpregnate her
>if succeed, hope for healthy child
>make my parents proud of their failure son
>live with her rest of my life

that's about it.

>>145890176
Ditch her for Pig.

>>145890176
Make some babies with her immediately.

>>145890176
The thing a husband does with a wife obviously.

knock her up

>>145892145
Her mom wants to get rid of her and might even pay you for a while to take her. Good luck anon!

>>145890176
Make her wear a hijab or burqa.

>>145890176

added to my watch list.

>>145890176
Make sure she knows she's only my friend.

>>145890176
Fill her up on the spot, if you know what I meme

>>145890176
Introduce myself.

>Hello, I'm Moe Lester.

>>145890176
Exchange my pissbottles with hers

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>>145890176
Wake up, I guess

restore mana with

>>145890176
Flip her skirt at first.

>>145890176
Where's my gun?

This show sucked but I liked it

>>145890176
Impregnate.

>>145892320
She'd look better with either one tbqh

>>145890176
With that ass, I will just tell her to stop cooking and let me take care of her, then make food myself for the two, and then return with that ass

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>>145890176

rough anal sex and then follow up with a steamy session of cuddle

I could look at her pretty blue eyes for hours.

>>145890176
Ask for my wife's son

>>145893895

he went fishing with your wife's bull

>>145890176
Say ''I love Emilia''

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>>145894102
fuck you anon

this is rem thread now

>>145894102

I love Rem!

In my experience, never fuck the crazy one or you will have a nice trip in prison just like me.

>>145892245
is this for real in the LN?

>>145894294
>download.jpg
You wouldn't download a Rem.

>>145894427
what happened anon?

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>>145894497

>>145892041
AND THE DAYS GO BY

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>>145894427
Never stick dick into crazy

>>145895427
Water flowing underground

Wonder where am I going to get the money to feed her.

I can't even eat myself, should never have fallen for the education meme.

>>145896012
Just give her fucking oats and milk. IIts cheap and enough to survive.

>>145894527
He likely didn't perform well enough for her and she regretted letting him fuck her.
She then claimed rape.

>>145895546
Prison School looks SUPER interesting

>>145890176
fuck her ass until blood
then tie her up and pass out

>>145891757
It's pretty hard to draw ugly 2d without exaggerated proportions, just due to how simple faces don't reflect blemishes and the like. Human imperfections that make them "ugly" are pretty hard to draw in anime artstyle

>>145896012
back to pol retard

>>145890176
I'd go for it. Hell, even if she wan't too atractive, as long as she makes a good partner for gaming and lets me hug her at nightand tells me that she loves me even if she doesn't mean it I'll be good.
I'm very desperate for affection and my health keeps going down the drain.
I don't want to die alone. ;_;

>>145890176
Ask what in the hell is wrong with her

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>>145899235
You'll find someone who loves you anon!

>>145897572
You really should watch/read it

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What kind of faggot would reject her?

>>145891797
Most realistic answer

>>145900765
I already have a waifu, she can take a hyke.

>>145890176

Be suspicious as fuck, because no one would do that for me.