What is your favourite Evangelion theory?

>>145809910
It was created just for underaged australians to shitpost about on their way to school in the morning.

>>145809910
>theory

>>145809910
It just sounded cool.

>>145809910
The Mari is older than she looks theory.
It was good to be right at least once.

>>145809910
Really? Shinji + Asuka = Mari is pretty /a/ core and is kinda attached to Rebuild is a Sequel.

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>>145809910
>tfw the axis didnt win WW2

;_;/

>>145809910
Kaballist reporting in.

>>145809910
Shinji and Asuka = Adam and Eve.

Evangelion is shit
It's not theory it's true

>>145813725
Yeah, /a/ totally hates Evangelion. It's noty like it's the most popular anime on /a/ or something.

>Pen-Pen = FAR
>Ramiel is best girl
>AT Field = Autism
These are all facts.

>>145809910
Kaworu is CHIM as fuck

>>145809910
Kaworu achieved CHIM.
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

>>145813855
>>145813857
>dubs plus hivemind
absolutely confirmed

>>145813857
Talos be with you my brother

>>145813876
TALOS or TIBER SEPTIM as I like to call him is a pretender. There are only EIGHT Divines.

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Reminder that Neon Genesis Evangelion is just an autistic worse version of Mobile Suit Gundam and Space Runaway Ideon. Anyone who says it is a "deconstruction" has only seen less than 10 other animes, all of which were made after 2000. Everything that Evangelion is known for was done better 15 years earlier by the master Tomino. The only reason Eva became popular is because it pandered more to pervert pedophiles (most anime fans, especially /a/.) Evangelion is the go-to anime for newfag plebs. They say it has "deep" characters but they really only like it because the 14 year olds show a lot of skin. A big difference between Gundam and Eva is that 0079 has one of the best endings in anime history and Evangelion has not one, but two of the worst.

>>145813635
Sorry for your luck, as of Rebuild, that's Kaworu and Shinji.

>>145813925
>he doesn't know the lore
>he doesn't know talOS is an oversoul
>he doesn't know about lorkhan

>>145813933
>wah wah wah my shitty obscure 80's anime that no one gives a fuck about are totally better than EVA! Promise!

>>145813971
>responding to pasta

>>145813957
I am the lore.

>>145809910
I still wonder who the fuck killed Kaji

>>145814091
Watermelons.

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>>145813957
>mfw reminded that elder scrolls used to be the evangelion of western fantasy RPGs, before Todd Howard took over and turned it into triple A tripe for dumb kiddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

>>145814115
See that franchise? We can ruin it.
I hope you've pre-ordered Skyrim Super HD Deluxe 3rd Strike Edition.

>>145814091
Asuka did it out of rage for him refusing to fuck her 14 year old German cunt.

>>145814091
Kaworu

>>145814091
SEELE, to punish Gendo
Whoever pulled the trigger was probably just a mook though

>>145814091
CIA

>>145814091
Shinji's mother

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>>145814176
Jokes on you, I already bought Skyrim Super HD Deluxe on PC. Now I'm getting the remaster for free. What a time to be alive. Thanks Todd.

Kaworu definitely has CHIM. Anno is truly a genius.

>>145814278
Tell me about Gendo! Why does he wear the glasses

>>145813934
Don't forget Anima.

>>145814338
fuck yeah, now you can install it, play it for a half hour, remember that it's shit and uninstall it in EXTREME HD

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>>145813933
pic related tells me that eva is a deconstruction.
sorry but you're wrong

>>145814091
According to Secret of Evangelion, one of Kaji's old college buddies who became a Nerv lackey.

Could someone explain those, they don't make sense to me

>Kaji = Keel
>Can/Can (not) path
>Shinji had sex with Asuka/Rei
>Aum Shinrikyo (I know what it is, but what does it have to do with NGE?)
>Shinji killed Kaji
>Unified Gainax Setting

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>>145813933
Starting to get tired of that image, step your game up. The pasta is nice, though.

>>145814091
it was ritsuko

>>145814415
I doubt there is anything at all behind them. Most likely they were just written down as a joke.

>>145809910
erectile dysfunction

>>145814367
>Not moding it and becoming a comfy hunter who only visits cities to sell furs.

>>145809910
>Shinji + Asuka = Mari
Literally baby tier theory

>>145814399
Frozen being mentioned on that is disgusting. Its an overrated piece of garbage. Animations good, thats about it.

Deepest would be Re:Zero

What are you expecting for 3.0+1.0?

Will it be the EoE of the Rebuilds and redeem the whole thing, or will it just be an action-packed cashcow and Anno's last fuck you to the fans?

>>145816500
Hopefully it gets cancelled, because at this point nothing good will come from it at all.

>>145816500
Anno apologizing on camera for 90 minutes

>>145809910
The timeline goes
3.0 -> 1.0 -> 2.0
3.0 is just another failed loop.

>>145817453
>3.0+1.0 just shows the universe resetting, ending with the opening of 1.0
>the Rebuild plotline is never resolved
>nothing is ever released detailing the events after 2.0
As expected of the master.

>>145817453
>>145817726
i didn't know there would be a way to hate rebuilds more than i do

Could someone explain the "loop" theory? I don't get it.

>>145809910
The theory that Rebuild is awful on purpose as part of Anno's ongoing hatred of otaku culture. He just wants to see how far he can ruin something before the fans stop buying tickets. But they'll never fucking stop.

>>145817453
>>145817726
Literally what's going to happen.

How did they manage to do a Bluray re-release, I have like 21 NGE cels hanging in my room

>>145817890
Long story short the Eva universe is cyclic, the rebuilds take place after the original series and after the rebuild another loop will be initiated. It's pretty much canon at this point given all the hints the master gave us.

>>145818211
>cyclic
I figured, but what causes the loops and for what purpose?
What does Instrumentality have to do with time loops?

>>145818173
How much did you pay them?

>>145818211
rebuilds take place after the manga series actually
which is strange considering how the manga ends

>>145818230
>what causes the loops and for what purpose
We don't know. It symbolizes the characters trying to get over their struggles but not being able to do so, so what matters is trying or something along these lines.
>What does Instrumentality have to do with time loops?
Third Impact is probably the point at which all start anew.

>>145818238
What's the proof for that?

>>145818070
This so much.