If you had to name your child after an anime character, what would you name them?
>>145762731
tsumugi
Ahagon.
Faggot.
>>145762731
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
kirito
>>145762731
Alice
Lain
Kino
>>145762731
Faceless Old Man
Same name as her mother, so that everytime I can think of her when I fuck her mother.
>>145762731
Sakurabecause I'm a florist
I would'not pick a nigger name at least
http://io9.gizmodo.com/theres-an-actual-baby-named-naruto-and-now-anime-is-rea-1781956216
>>145762976
>so that everytime I can think of her mother when I fuck her.
Dio
>>145762873
>>145762976
>>145762987
What if you have a son?
>>145762731
Isaac.
It's pretty easy when you take into consideration the amount of western characters in anime.
boy = Harlock
girl = Emeraldas
>>145763040
Shinichi, because it sounds good, not after a character
Char, so my son can free space
>>145763040
Even better.
>>145762731
manko
My son would be named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
My daughter would be named Star Platinum
>>145762731
I would raise her to be EXACTLY like Koito.
>>145763214
>coitus
I would avoid double meaning names
Doflamingo
>>145762731
>implying someone here would have sex ever
anyway, Momoko.
not exactly animu but the only one that could possibly fly since Emilia is an acceptable name here and it's close enough people would just think I'm a hipster.
not that I'll ever have a kid
>>145762731
Syaro
Luluco
Helck
>>145763524
sharon
>>145763193
If that's the case then I'm naming my kids Emerald Splash and Highway Star
Yuki
LC
>>145762731
Yotsuba
Muhammad Jesus Gautama
>>145763075
>not Albator
Disappointing
>>145762731
boy: Crocodile
girl: Haman
Lucy Kimiko Akie Airi Shiori Rinne Yoshiho Chihoko Ayano Fumika Chitose Sanae Mikiko Ichika Yukino Reina Eri Ai Tamiko Chikage Emilia Julia Shizue Erina Chisa Yumeka Natsuki Ranran Rieko Setsuri Chikako Azumi Marina Hideko Chiaki Misaki Naomi Campbell Miku Yuka Masako Sachiko Nana Mutsumi Haruka Yuna Shimako Yukie Rin Sakura Kanna Wakana Hazuki Honami Ruri Mihane Momoka Himari Nozomi Futaba Mayuyu
Cum dumpster
Aria
I think I'd go with Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
>>145764165
I don't think that is an anime character's name.
>>145764419
It's the nickname ofevery single anime girl.
>>145762731
Shinji, so I can abadon him and make him get in the fucking robot.
DIO
Diavolo
Nero
Johnny
Gyro
D4C
And lucy if it's a girl
>>145762731
Boy: Ryusuke
Girl: Rei
The letter R has a powerful ring to it
>>145762731
SAO
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
>>145762731
Erika
>>145764934
>Rei
>>145762731
Anaru
>>145764941
Now that you mention it, that's a way funner question. What would you name your child if you have to name them after an anime series, /a/?
Reimu.
Lelouch if it's a boy and Nunnally if it's a girl.
>>145764981
Neon Genesis Evangelion Kawalski
Space Dandy.
>>145764981
Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory : Mayfly of space : Last light of Zeon
Abbreviate it to MSG0083SMMSLLZ for short
Kneesocks.
>>145764981
Crayon Shin-chan the Storm Called the Adult Empire Strikes Back
Shinji if it's a boy, Rei if it's a girl.
>>145764981
Canaan
>>145765171
>Gendo named his kids after anime characters from Evangelion
It all makes sense now.
Mike
Trunks, cause it actually sounds western.
>>145763040
Kill it
And keep them popping until a daughter comes out
Reina
Ayaya
>>145762731
10-4
Asuka so she would be intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
>>145765268
Ayaya?
>>145762731
Kamille
>>145765284
Ayaya!
>>145765281
And depressed
>>145762731
Irresponsible Captain Tylor. Still unclear on which should be his first name.
>>145765290
What if it's a boy?
>>145765284
https://youtu.be/uIauXFVABIQ
>>145764981
Steins is a name I believe
Can't name my boi katanagatari though
one piese
>>145765297
Ayaya! Ayaya! Ayaya!
>>145765314
Yes
>>145765314
>>145765339
;_;
>>145762850
This
>>145765314
KAMILLE IS A BOY'S NAME
>>145764981
JoJo
>>145763040
Tfw Im a guy named Lain
>>145763104
Classic /a/
You
>>145765218
Came here to say this.
>>145765327
Stein is a name bestowed upon G-d's chosen people. לסגת גוי
>>145762731
Kars
>>145765572
What's so special about Germans?
Doremi ChaCha-Hime for a girl.
Onsokumaru Daikichi for a boy.
>>145765572
Dont talk to me with that kind of foul language again you kike
Shizuma
>tfw alfa lesbian daughter
Full Frontal
Rem
TOSHINOU KYOUKO will work for both boys and girls right
>>145762731
Manko
>>145765327
its a surname. It means Stone in german
>>145766679
Manako
>>145762731
Rohan
Mana if a girl
Joseph if a boy
>>145762731
Kissshot Acerola-Orion Hearth-Under-Blade
>>145765420
Camil is a boy's name
Camille is a girl's name
>>145762731
Justaway
Patriot
>>145762731
Anon
My daughter's name is Marisa
Catherine Isabel, Kate I. for short.
I'd name my dauggteru "Vanilla" named after galaxy angel's Vanilla H. Its not a common name but it'll work.
>>145768374
Cute.
>>145768374
See, that's honestly okay. What I don't get are the people unironically shitting out Japanese names, when they're more likely than not Westerners/not in Japan.
Like, I'm sure a good chunk of it is shitposting, but it can't be every person contributing that shlock, right?
Why would anybody doom a white/otherwise not Asian kid to be named something in Japanese?
But at the same time, I guess there are some nip names that would work? The guy who said Lain early on, for example.
My picks would probably be subtle, and normal names, like you did.
>>145762870
your kid would hate you
>>145762731
>having a kid
No.
A couple of weaboo from where I live named her daughter Hikari.
Id name my daughter Manko
JoJo
You if female - John if male.
>>145769093
(You) would be a better name than You
Naruto
>>145769152
>Naruto Belibe-it Peckerson
>>145763513
Good, please don't ever burden a child by such a dorky name.
Shinji, and when his mother is pregnant I'll force her to cosplay as unit 01.Then I'll force him to "get inside" her when he's old enough.
>>145762731
Watashi
>>145769565
>Starts a family to live out his unbirthing fetish
I feel there might be a doujin about this.
>>145762731
Kashi or Hime
>>145762731
Maho
Miho
Meho
Muho
Moho
in that order
>>145764981
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 4: Diamond Is Not Crash
>>145764981
Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan
>>145769152
this
>>145769869
>Maho
>wanting other kids to call her "my hoe"
>>145763040
Lain can still work.
Really the only problem with having a kid named 'Lain' is the possible nicknames 'Lame' or 'Lane' come up. The former being self-explanatory, the latter only being a problem if the kid is a slut (manslut faggot or just a regular female).
Vladimir Il'ič Ul'janov
Please, Jesus, don't let me have a son.
Goku
>>145762870
Just hope you don't have a boy as well
>>145764258
Just don't drop him in any rivers and you're good.
Lina or Amelia for girl
And this >>145770156
Ellen
Quattro Vagina
Mikan.
I loved the name since I first read it, and it's not too weird.
>>145768689
Lain is not a Japanese name.
Alphonse
Natsumi is a super cute name.
>>145762731
Ichigo
Kaiba.Because he'd be adopted.
Joseph if boy, Erica if girl. Why go retard weeaboo when you can still have real names.
My daughter is named Reira.
Not really a character name but still.
>>145771076
I can think of two different characters off the top of my head named Reira, and one of them is in a show that's currently airing.
Miria or Isaac. It doesn't not sound too weeb and I liked these character a lot
>>145762731
Stupid big-eyed autistic bitch.
azula.
>>145771109
Well, I didn't know, I just thought that it sounded cute/cool.
>>145771127
People will think Binding of:
>>145764934
>Rei
Ray
>>145771205
Still can say it's just from the bible and not from a shitty game
>>145765874
What about Madison?
>>145771253
I laughed
>not naming your kid JEREMIAH GOTTWALD
It's like you WANT them to be disloyal or something.
Never ever reproduce
>>145764914
how the fuck do you go about naming your boy D4C?
Latina
Seigfried if boy
Suzie if girl
Sakamoto.though it may set some unrealistic expectations
>>145762731
Jack
Hopper
Depp
Bathhouse owner
>>145774520
I love you
Yotsuba
It's a beautiful name.
>>145765014
>Not Shī Tsū
>>145768646
I'm witnessing some godlike taste over here.
>>145764221
can confirm, my nieces name
king
Yotsuba
Saya
I always said that if I had a son I'd name him Bradley, with King as his middle name
Salad
alice
>>145773210
This.
>>145762731
Not Anko. Or would you name your kid Agina?
>>145768646
Cutest name
Cutest Angel
karen
>>145762731
Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari
>>145762731
>>145764981
Charlotte
kaga
>>145777018
Rin?
>>145762838
Any particular place this is from?
>>145777018
Kouko?
>>145765306
She'd be depressed by virtue of being my child anyway because that shit is genetic.
>>145768374
>daddy! Why am I named Marisa?
what do anon?
>>145768689
>implying i am not planning to start a family with a lonely japanese christmas cake
>>145762731
Nigeroo
>>145778825
Its from a show airing this season.
>>145766693
not exclusively true
I know many guys named Stein as a first name
I always thought that Illyasviel was a beatiful name.
>>145770032
Oh, Myho is the sixth child
>>145773072
i was smoking crack at that time period.
>>145780389
In Japanese it would be Myoho.
>>145762731
I've always liked the name Kazue (if it was a girl) or Takeru (if it was a boy).
Kyros for a boy and Natalia for a girl.
>>145763214
>kissanime
>>145764981
Kill Me Baby
>>145764981
Galaxy Angel
Frederica.
>No one has posted Bluesy Fluesy yet
>>145764981
Ano hi mita hana no namae wo bokutachi wa mada shiranai
>>145762731
Slaine
>>145764981
Milky Holmes
>>145762731
JUGEMU JUGEMU GOKOU NO SURIKIRE
KAIJARISUIGYO NO SUIGYOUMATSU
UNRAIMATSU FUURAIMATSU
KUUNERU TOKORO NI SUMU TOKORO
YABURA KOUJI NO BURA KOUJI
PAIPO PAIPO PAIPO NO SHUURINGAN
SHUURINGAN NO GUURINDAI
GUURINDAI NO PONPOKOPII NO
PONPOKONAA NO CHOUKYUUMEI NO
CHOUSUKE!
>>145764981
"My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute", followed by "Dear Brother". Then apply lots of subliminal messages and see how long it takes until CPS shows up.
>>145776211
The issue with that is she could never be as good as the real Karen so she would be a constant disappointment. Especially when she starts togrow up
>>145780211
same. i've thought of naming my daughter illya before, but I bet she'd be devastated if she were to look up her name on google.
>>145764981
Madoka would be a cute name
Psychopass or Bleach if boy
>>145764981
easy
>>145764981
Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru
Ramiel
>>145786803
Nobody is watching TT.
>>145765039
Kek
>>145791336
>wanting your daughter to be a cripple with no friends
>>145762731
Anon
>>145791336
What would giving birth to Ramiel be like?
>>145788887
Lol
>>145764981
Fruits Basket if it's a boy.
Gun x Sword if it's a girl.
3x3 Eyes if it's a retard.
>>145762731
Marisa, and dress her up as a witch every halloween.
>>145791609
Geometric
>>145762731
I'm not a fucking idiot, so Karen or Alice.
>>145791609
8 sided
>>145764981
Toaru Kagaku no Railgun: Entenka no Satsuei Model mo Raku Ja Arimasen wa ne.
>>145791609
I don't know, but I can tell you that there will be a lot ofgeometricalscreaming involved.
>>145773025
>(((Jeremiah)))
Nah.
Lupin
john
Yamagami lucy kimiko akie airi shiori rinne yoshino chioko ayano fumiko chitose sanae mikiko ichika yukino reina eri ai tamiko chikage emilia julia shizue erina chisa yumeka natsuki ranran rieko setsumi chikako azumi marina hideko chiaki misaki naomi campbell miku yuka masako sachiko nana mutsumi haruka yuna shimako yukie rin sakura kana wakana hazuki honami ruri mihane momoka himari nozomi futaba mayuyu nowaru.
>>145763022
me too
>>145762731
Girl: I'm suprised no one said "Azusa" yet.
Boy: Lawrence
>>145764981
Is the order a rabbit?
Boy: Simon
Girl: KUURISTIIINA
>>145791952
The best part is that this is an actual character name.
Subaru
>>145792487
you want your son to be transported to a shitty parallel world, being able to return by death but with nobody remembering his actions before his dead, suffer a lot, and being mindbroke?
You would be father of the century
>>145763549
>Helck
winner winner chicken dinner
>>145763040
Suicide
Abortion
Deadbeat
>>145762731
ash
Misaka
>if boy
Duo
>if girl
Arisu/Alice
>>145793096
Fucking auto correct.
DIO
>>145762731
Kazuhira or Corey
2hu shit but I want to name my daughter (if I ever have one) Marissa or Alice.
Not sure what I'd name my (hypothetical) son. I'd probably let my (hypothetical) wife pick.
>>145770050
>Really the only problem with having a kid named 'Lain' is the possible nicknames 'Lame' or 'Lane' come up.
Bullying builds character, unless they snap and shoot up their school.
But oh well, can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
Male: Natsuki or Shin
Female: Yuriko or Marida
>>145764981
overlord.
>>145762731
Pico
INFERNO COPPU
>>145791636
>not naming the retard Moomins
>>145762731
Mami.
Momonga-sama
Illyasviel for my daughter, Illya for my son.
>>145795824
Are you Russian?
>>145795984Half. Dad's Mexican.
>>145796119
That's an interesting combo.
Donovan
>>145793096
There's also an anime with a vampire named Duo. It's best if you've never seen it though
Cruhteo
Saazbaum
Calm
Trillram
Harklight
Yacoym
Barouhcruz
Mazuurek
Selnakis
Zebrin
Klancain
Rayregalia
My first thought was Goku, because I just watched Dragon Ball. But I am white, so unless I am married to a Japanese woman and living in Japan. I'd pick a western name. Either Simon, Alphonse, or Edward.
>>145796311
Also lol, you are fricking terrible. Because I understand that reference.
>>145796550
Not gonna put Asseylum or Lemrina on that list?
Boy: Charles
Girl: Kirsi
>>145796119
you must be hard to get drunk, i respect you
>>145762731
Zaku 1 and Zaku 2.
If there's a third, Gouf.
Spencer
>>145796895
I was thinking of sons there. I'd pick Rayet and/or Darzana for daughters. I don't want autistic daughters.
>>145762731
If I was forced to use Japanese name ...
I d use Kaguya or Kotonoha , I just like the way they sound
For girls name either Illya or Riza.
I'd name my daughter Iowa.
Pic related
>>145797284
Neither of those are names any self-respecting Japanese person names their child. If anything, Kotonoha is a last name, not a first name.
>>145762731
Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière
>>145763040
KRAFT, Lawrence
>>145764981
Kino
All surnames included. Patrician as fuck.
>>145763040
Asem
JudauCamille
Nadia if girl
Naota if boy
>>145797478
I did say if I was forced to . I don't really like most of the names , so at that point I can name kid Raisin Udongbein Inuba III or at least Kaede
Shana if its a girl,
Tosh if its a boy
>>145764973
Came to this thread to post this. Based on her character also.
>>145763040
Madara Uchiha
>>145763040
TADA BANRI
>>145762731
Sebastian, its my name so it would be totally fine
I'm not a motherfucking weeb.
>>145798930
Wew
Guts.
>>145762731
Sex slaves don't need names.
>>145797822
>not naming your daughteru Kaede
Faggot
>>145798930
>weeb
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>145796550
No lie, I would consider Slaine for a boy. It's a nice name.
>>145765431
daisuke
>>145762731
Sasuke Stevenson
How stupid does you're waifu's given name sound with your surname, anon? Be honest.
>>145799980
Very stupid, but that's just because I have a stupid surname.
>>145799980
>not taking your waifu's surname
>>145799465
Obviously , the best name will Fuuka.or Fuka, or simply Fuck'o bucko
>>145799980
Akari Marquez
haha kill me
>>145764981
Great Teacher Onizuka
>>145799980
Konata Sugimoto
pretty nice desu
>>145800258
>naming your kid fuuka
>not naming your kid suzuka
What are you, a retard?
>>145762731
I work with someone that actually named their kid Ryu.
>>145800558
Riina maybe? I think it's name. Or Rika , or Ryoko.
Anyway the best name is Ai. Simple, nontooweeb
>>145800906
Kyoko is one of my favorites for girlsright behind Kazue and Reina
>>145798501
Its like you want the kid to have a spectre of his past self to ruin his relationship after an accident.
Ningen if boy
Kuso Ningen if girl
>>145762731
>A bunch of non Japs giving their kid a Japanese name
Good thing you aren't reproducing.
I'll just name mine either Joseph or Johnathan, I don't even follow Jojo but they are names I'm okay with.
>>145764981
Boy: Natsume
Two boys: Boku and Pico
Two girls: Panty and Stocking
One girl: Charlotte
One boy and one girl: Ban and Anya
>>145801069
Life mimics art
JOHJ
>>145762987
>he named his son Naruto to honor his dead brother
That's not a bad reason to do something like this
>>145803192
Yeah, but he should have chosen a better show to watch with his brother.
>>145800277
>Akari Marquez
>>145764221
Never thought of that
Anni, Aila or Eila if girl
Aki, Mika or Mikko if boy
>>145762731
Ren
Alice
DIOOO
>>145762731
Goku
Samidare George
>>145762731
Umaru
>>145762731
Haruhi-Haruhi-shana-no-Aisaka-Taiga-Louise-Francoise-Leblanc-de-la-Valliere-Kurogane-Otome-ni-Soryu-Aksuka-Langley-Sawachika-Eri-ni-Sanzen'in-Nagi-Suiseiseki-Suiseiseki-Suiseiseki-no-Shinku-Shinku-no-Kagurazaka-Asuna-Asuna-no-Hiiragi-Kagami-no-Katsura-Hinagiku-no-Tohsaka-Rin-no-Ogiue
>>145765471
>(You)
That's better.
>>145762731
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
I would name my daughter Ghost in the Shell
and my son would be called Dr. Plump
>>145799980
>Sayori Makarova
Setsuna or Kallen, so that when mechs are invented they'll be ace pilots
>>145762731
My last name is Miu. If it's a boy, I'll name him Ray and if it's a girl I'll name her Rei.
>>145810619
Change your lass name to moo.
>>145792656
Maybe he wants his daughter to be into astronomy. Don't assume everyone has the same shit taste as you.
>>145796119
I thought trips to Mexico ending in half-breed pregnancy were exclusive to Japanese schoolgirls.
I'd name my favorite daughter Rem and my least favorite Emilia.
I like Yui. Just as a name. Simple and has a nice ring to it. Also Yui is always the best girl.
Hayami if its a girl.
Jin if its a boy.
>>145779103
Make something up. "I thought it sounded nice". It's not exactly an unheard of name.
>>145762838
God tier answer
REINHARD VON LOHENGRAM
Kenji
>>145811225
It was the other way around
nico works for both male amd female
>>145764985
My friendo
>>145818652
>Reimu's 6 years old now
Yozora
>>145818652
>13 years married
>new kid
>name it after a 2hu character
Impressive.