Why is Haruhi so unsexual?
>>145720111
Brown hair.
>>145720111
Because you're gay?
Because the vast majority of /a/ watched her show before they passed the age at which the Westermark effect being active, and so can't view her as a sexual being.
>>145720111
God why didn't she keep the piny tail after that one episode!
>>145720225
>nipple
>pee doujin
JANNNNY!!!!
>>145720659
>buck.
Dude fuck you. Fuck you so much, seriously just kill yourself.
THE CORRECT TERMINOLOGY IS BULL, BULL
Seriously just kill yourself you fucking retard. Don't insult my fetish ever again. Eat shit and die
>>145720111
She's really unappealing, I want to disregard her and not cuddle with her in the clubroom after everyone else leaves
>>145720872
Those funbags.
The colors in those new doujin scans are really off, but beggars can't be choosers I guess
>>145720111
She was designed before current moeblob era started. That's why newfriends don't find Haruhi sexy.
Haruhi is not worth titfucking before fucking her tight ass for hours while she yells at you to hurry up.
>>145720659
>>>/reddit/
>>145720111
Obnoxious character
>>145720823
and a >>>/reddit/ to you too
>>145720111
Because fucked-up personality
>>145720111
Because she's a moeblob.
>>145720111
Because she doesn't care if you look at her.
>you will never have kinky bdsm sex with Haruhi
why even live
>>145721685
I'd prefer me some straight-up, vanilla but genki as hell banging
Thankfully she was upgraded by far better character by Kyoani.
Haruhi to me is like that annoying girl in high school that you meet later in life, and she's still annoying but now you have an inexplicable crush on her and hate yourself for it.
>>145720111
tomboy
>>145722929
I want to nuzzle Hauhi's bush
What's she yelling about? I don't get it.
>>145722818
>tomboy
She isn't.
>>145723150
Kyon's feet are cold.
>>145723239
>>145723039
>>145722989
Her eyes are really far apart in those.
Oops, can't show this on a christian image board.
>>145722818
>haruhi
>tomboy
HARUHI IS A SLUT VOICED BY REAL LIFE SLUT AYA HIRANO
>>145720243
Bad form. Women actually wear some kind of cover under their cheerleading skirts so they're not flashing their panties all the time. Although, the cover looks like panties often enough which makes the whole thing seem moot, but whatever. Same thing with how women seem to get embarrassed about being seen in their underwear but don't care about walking around in a tiny bikini
>>145723762
To anyone but Kyon, she hardly cares. She's the kind of girl who can change clothes in front of a classroom of boys & not even notice them.
>>145723716
>Alternate bunny
Beautiful
>>145723762
or when they are perfectly fine with having their 90% of their boobs on show, but OMG MY NIPPLE IS OUT HOW EMBARRASING
>>145724041
>no pubes
confirmed slut
>Haruhi will never be a thing again
What is the BEST Haruhi doujin?
>>145724258
Those two timtim machine doujins
Someone's going to have to take responsibility for this.
>>145720111
really?
I'd fuck her until she's pregnant if you know what I mean.
>>145724714
You'd stop?
Haruhi seems like the kind that would take the lead during a rape and reverse rape the rapist.
>>145724418
L-Lewd
>>145724798
It wouldn't really ever be rape with her anyway
I don't fucking know why, but when I am asked the question "Who is the most beautiful girl in anime?" Haruhi always comes to my mind.
Maybe because she's an icon to anime.
Anyone got the comic where Haruhi confesses and Kyon doesn't believe her?
>>145725734
>"I laffu you"
>"Uso da"
>>145725862
cute
>>145724352
this, too bad he/she quit years ago
>>145720111
She didn't fuck the bassist
passive aggressive Haruhi threads are my lifebloodI believe in season 3 ;-;
>>145723150
Maybe her butt hurts
>>145726168
This makes even more sense when you think of future Mikuru.
>>145720111
Because of her cowtits.
>>145720111
You misspelled universal in her sexual appeal.
>>145724604source
>>145726653
I should really watch this.
If Haruhi is so popular why are there literally NO Doujins with good art about her? What is this shit?
>>145726912
I know I would respect you more if you did.
>>145726912
Watched it for Haruhi, stayed for Haruhi Tsuruya and Asakura
>>145726912
Don't bother if you're not a Yukifag
I use to have sex with this little asian girl in the YMCA handicap toilet back in the 90s that looked just like her and she could roll her eyes eyes all the way back and make demon noises.
>>145726949
Depends on what you consider to be "good". If were talking resemblance to the artstyle of the show those are really rare. If were talking general quality I'd say about a fifth are decent to good. The immense popularity IS one of the reasons why there are so many (shitty) doujins, everyone wanted to cash in on the series
>>145724258
The Haruhi/Yasumi one.
>>145727707
Holy Airwolfing Bob Ross the spelling error! My god delete this from existence!
>>145727993
Stop this shit. Can't you see there are spelling errors throughout all these comics? Why are you doing this?!
>>145728196
Fuck off
>>145720111
Haruhi had her time but its time to make way for the new goddess.
>>145728925
>>145728838
I see haruhiposters have about as much manners and social tact as their "goddess".
>>145728938
Who the fuck is this slut and why should we care
>>145727993
>You're a big help
>CIA power pose
>>145728938
Fuck hamsters
>>145729086
Nah. He's being an autistic little shit. First time I posted in these threads. If I didn't tell him to fuck off someone else would have.
>>145726166
cute little butthole
I want to fuck her until all she thinks about is my dick.
>>145729473
same
>>145724440
Was she really okay with letting the boys see her naked body?
>>145720111
SPELLINGFAG HERE TO CHECK YOUR IDIOCY.
>Why is Haruhi so unsexual?
...asked the faggot who doesn't know what "sexual" means. Everyone becomes sexual at puberty. The word you're looking for is "unerotic".
>>145729846
You never became sexual you fat loser.
>>145724440
I wonder if she started wearing more "daring" underwear in attempt to tempt Kyon into raping her.
>>145722823
flip this and it would be a nice Consider the following picture
>>145729936
It's not like she got any chance to show them.
>>145721970
>all that quality and aesthetics for a fanservice scene
God bless Kyoani
These comics make me feel lonely
>>145730228
Just get a gf. It's not that hard :^)
The thing is, Haruhi is actually very attractive - it is her personality that is the problem. Haruhi is a complete and utter bitch UNTIL Kyon almost beats the shit out of her (he was stopped by Koizumi, but he was about to go all Ike Turner on her).
After that, Haruhi gradually begins changing. Although she's still a "genki girl," she develops much more compassion for others. Unfortunately, most of this character development is in the books, and takes place after "The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya," so the people who have only seen the anime think she's just a bitch.
Nagato is still best girl, though.
>>145730424
>Just get a gf. It's not that hard :^)
Just be you're self.
>>145729844
Yeah, if you haven't watched the show she always has that carefree attitude about everything. She's not accustomed to normal everyday society.
>>145720872
>>145720298
>>145723716
>>145724041
>>145724239
>>145724305
>>145726653
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>>145729266
Looks so much better with long hair.
>>145729844
She views normal people on the same level of potatoes or something.
>>145720111
>Haruhi so unsexual
Honestly, I think it's because she expressed no desire for boys at all in the anime. She just wants to have fun, and thinking of being around her, you cannot imagine ever getting bored. There's that lack of awkward silence around her, like that Seinfeld episode. You'll be too busy to ever start making out or anything of the sort.
>>145722119
I cant stop associating that picture with Only afro
>>145729846
>why is haruhi so unerotic
No one would ever ask such an obviously stupid question like that.
I want an OVA with alternate universe Haruhi that never met Kyon and never had fun. The bored, brooding Haruhi
THIS is the version of Haruhi I want to bend over a table.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/383341/f3819a687c/
>>145720794
pee makes up for it
>letting a fucking schoolgirl to bully you
lowtest betas
>>145723353
That's downy art style lol
>>145733754
I'd rather let a schoolgirl fuck bully me
>>145727818
hey John Smith, fancy seeing you here.
post more of those comic pls
embrace suzumiya-san from behind and whisper, i laaahb you" into her ear
i've not been here since like 2010 and you guys haven't changed one bit. rediscovered my [a/nimu folder, holy fuck.
>>145720111
but she has nice armpits
I want to marry God
>>145729844
Probably. Refer to >>145733494
i don't remember this being so small back when i saved it...
>>145737869
I gotchu
>>145720111
You wouldn't fuck a god.
>>145739487
You're right, "fuck" doesn't even begin to describe it
>>145739487
I would if I could
I want tocuddle with haruhi while she pretends she's not into it and is only doing it for warmth, even though her heart is going doki doki
>>145730111
Something like this?
>>145738297
newfag here
are there episodes of this?
Was there not a theory at one point that Kyon is a similar sort of entity that Haruhi is?
>>145739487
>You wouldn't fuck a god.
I'm an atheist. Call yourself whatever you want, a "god" will scream after I reach her ass.
>>145738297
>>145740051
Endless Eight
>>145739999
I like it, savednice digits
>>145740051
Yeah, eight of them
If I could fuck her, I'd probably end up killing her.
Love-hate is like that.
>>145739724
I'dhug her from behind and nibble on her ear
>>145720111
trips for truth. haruhi is an ugly bitch. Wouldn't even cum on her face.
>>145740842
>not being on the receiving end
>>145740969
that works too
>>145740969
yuki ears & sexy > haruhi ears & sexy
even haruhi can't deny it.
>>145720111
The god stuff aside, Haruhi is basically a chuuni on the verge of facing reality. Her facing reality would mean facing her feelings.
>>145740969
>not having the webM
>>145740096
considering that so far he's mostly been the one going through loops, often on his own, fixing the world because Haruhi broke it AGAIN... i don't see how Kyon can be any lesser a god than Haruhi is. you can also say that in this situation it takes two to tango and that neither of them have any real power individually.
>>145720111
Speak for yourself.
The things I would do to that body, hnng
>mfw this thread
>>145740096
>Was there not a theory at one point that Kyon is a similar sort of entity that Haruhi is?
Have you read the light novels?
>>145740096
He's literally the god that gave Haruhi her powers.
>>145726949
Older doujin looked like that more often than they didn't.
Haruhisky is a fucking GOD.
>>145725731
Because in anime anybody can be a bombshell, you need a personality to go with it.
>>145741410
I hate crops making it more difficult to search.
>>145733353
>>145732993
>Kyon's internal joy at finally finding her
>That fucking reaction
>That later enthusiasm from alternate Haruhi at finally having something interesting happen in her life
Why was that movie so good?
>>145741855
Google is awful for reverse-searches nowadays for whatever reason
I want to knock up Haruhi and not take responsibility
>>145725585
this one always makes me grin like a retard for several minutes, too damn cute
>>145741890
>Kyon's internal joy at finally finding her
>>145741901
I just went to Gelbooru and searched Suzumiya_Haruhi condom and it was the second pic. Less than a page full of results out of 13,600 images.
Now if only there were more sleeping haruhi anal pics.
>>145742265
>yfw you realize that this will be you on /a/ in a couple of years from now
>>145742339
Wait are you that anon with the sleep-rape fetish?
>>145720111
She has the face of a frog.
>>145742375
>mfw 10 years from now we'll still be hoping for season 3
>>145742469
Then I want to fuck a frog.
>>145722119
Soul level 99
>>145742456
No.
Maybe?
>>145742664
Dunno I just remembered that there was one guy specifically looking for sleeping Haruhi getting fucked, a while ago
>>145742339
>Suzumiya_Haruhi + impregnation tags
>0 results
Why
>>145729844
Yeah, but it's not like she was totally oblivious, she didn't want Kyon to see her naked when she was angry at him.
>>145742816
She treats men like potatoes, Kyon is the exception, maybe Koizumi to an extent
>>145742916
I don't think she sees Koizumi as a actual man. More like the gay best friend.
>>145729844
She is god in case you forgot.
>>145729844
It was less that she was okay with it and more that she was completely indifferent. Kyon is a significant exception because she actually kind of cares what he thinks.
>>145730963
she is a teaser and she knows it
>>145723480
what the FUCK is wrong with her limbs?
>>145741492
>Old popular theory is that Kyon was created by Haruhi because she wanted a man that she found interesting to exist
>New one is that Haruhi was given powers/created by Kyon because he wanted an interesting girl to exist
Deep.
>>145720111
you must be gay
i gotta rewatch this, you guys apparently saw alot more sides of haruhi than i did
>>145743686
It's the Fight Club of anime
>>145743686
You have to read the novels, the anime + movie only ones up to book 4 of 11
>>145742916
Yeah, I know, what I meant is not like >>145730963 said, is not that she's carefree, but you have to qualify as a human to fit on her social rules. She didn't have a problem on changing in front of Kyon at the begging, but she stopped doing it after she started caring about him.
>>145743686
Watch it in original airing order to get a better grip of the characters. Funnily enough, the chronological order actually complicates things. Disappearance also does a lot to quietly develop Haruhi towards the direction she ends up taking in the later, unadapted novels.
>>145744120
I made the post mentioned in this post. I should have worded mine better as this is what I was meaning to get across. So this.
>>145739658
This guy gets it.
>>145742265
Should change file name to /a/ in 2020
>>145742265
Say, that whole movie was basically just Kyon coming to terms with how he actually really liked having Haruhi in his life, wasn't it?
>>145744985
did you manage to miss his entire monologue scene or something?
I have to say, they did a masterful job adapting that side story for the movie, it was much better on screen than in print which isn't usually the case
>>145744848
Sad but true, really.people who were just children when Haruhi was airing can be in this thread as we speak. How does that feel?
>>145745788
You probably have argued a few times with thirteen year old boys during this month.
She's a child
why is she thic?
>>145746072
Well shit. I can see edgy teenagers but 13 year old kids is a bit much.
MUH DICK
>>145746533
HIS DICK
>>145739999
Check 'em
>>145720111
Because she is not the best girl.
>>145720111
because OP is unquestionably, a faggot.
>>145744149
>Watch it in original airing order to get a better grip of the characters
I disagree on this. I find the chronological order (book order) tells a better story, because in broadcast order, you end with sigh, and that's Haruhi's lowpoint. Chronological ends with Live Alive, her high point in many ways.
>>145745152
>it was much better on screen than in print which isn't usually the case
I prefer the entire anime to the LNs. Haruhi was made for TV!
>>145747568
Meh, you are always going to end with Disappearance anyway.
>>145748190
That was my favorite of the E8 swimsuits
>>145739999
perfect, exactly what I was thinking
>>145748834
Well, now I feel like watching more Haruhi, how bad was the Nagato show? I don't even remember why I stopped watching it after the first episode.
>>145720111
>socks
>shoes
>no ponytail
Surely you can do better than this
>>145720260
Underrated Comment
>>145749418
It's not terrible, it's just not the usual Haruhi. I never got to finishing it myself, but the main issue I had with it was that it was pure SOL, without any of the mystery/sci-fi/etc elements. Asakura nad Tsuruya were the stars of what episodes I had seen though.
>>145723247
She's close to one but not one, really athletic & ongoing.
>>145720111
Why is Haruhi blowing up the boorus right now?
Specifically from the same artist...
>>145749418
It's more of a romantic comedy than anything else... it's not Kyon POV, and Haruhi doesn't show up for the first few episodes, so if you're a big fan of the Snark Knight, you'll miss his snide comments, since those are mostly directed at Haruhi and Koizumi (even in the regular Melancholy universe).
The animation isn't KyoAni... it's Satelight, but I think they did a good job. All the main cast came back, in Japanese and English (hooray for Michelle Ruff, Crispin Freeman, and Wendee Lee).
Basically, if you're wanted to smack Kyon for pressing "Enter," you'll love it. If you think Yuki is best girl (which she is), you'll love it. If you don't like Yuki with emotions and/or glasses, it probably isn't for you... :D
Why in the actual fuck is there not a 3rd season? The anime was insanely popular, there's really no reason why a 3rd season hasn't been made.
>>145752987
Everything after the first season is literally a meme and should never have been made. Even season 1 is a meme because of broadcast order meme, god only knows meme and hirano didn't fuck the bassist meme.
>>145753088
You forgot that Tanigawa only has a meme number of words
>>145753088
Dissapearance was not a meme
>>145752987pachinko
and they know they couldn't top disappearance
>>145752987
I thought everyone on /a/ realized the cruel reality that 90% of all anime is only made to sell the manga.
>>145753831
Haruhi is almost surely popular enough to make money on BD sales alone.
>>145752987
I could be wrong and have some of the timeline out of order, but I feel like they waited on new novels to be written in order for the anime to promote them. The novels got delayed and ultimately it felt a bit too late to make more anime by that point.
I'm sure E8 caused a bit of a backlash too, but surely not enough to kill the series. Same goes for the whole "scandal" with Hirano, I think only the hardcore purity otaku really gave a shit about that (although they probably make up a decent share of sales).
Nagato-chan got made, so the IP as a whole isn't dead in the water at least.
>>145754775
>I think only the hardcore purity otaku really gave a shit about that
The thing no one remembers about the scandal was that it wasn't just sleeping with her band. For some time she was appearing on late night variety shows where she not just talked about her sex life, she also called out purity fags for being creepy losers. Then she called all otaku creepy losers. All in an attempt to try and climb her way up to being a real celebrity, and not just an anime VA. Then the photo leak happened. Then she went through a very bizarre period where she pretended to have various illnesses in an attempt to get sympathy.
The whole thing spun out of control, and by the end of it people were sick of Aya's bullshit drama.
>>145755133
Regardless of the scandal, she's a great VA and a pretty good singer. Shame about the rest of it.
>>145755332
That's my own takeaway too. I generally actively avoid reading about celebrity stuff and only care about the work itself. I do understand that there are people who do care a lot though. And as >>145755133 said, it seemed like she wasn't just "offending" but actively being a bit antagonistic.
Either way, I just want more Haruhi anime. I really like Hirano as Haruhi, but if that were the factor preventing more (I don't think it is, I'm being theoretical here), I would honestly be okay with recasting if it meant we got the rest of the series done well.
>>145741713
So what you are saying is that Haruhi has the most memorable and explosive personality in anime?Yeah sounds about right.
R.I.P. Haruhisky.
>>145757368
can't read moon. what's it say, anon?
>>145757361
Even after so many imitators, there's something very unique about the original Haruhi.
>>145757489
his book don't sell well.
What's her favorite sex position?
>>145757920
Missionary. What do you take her for?
>>145757920
I see her energetic genki personality leading to a preference for cowgirl, but I think she'd also be up to try anything.
>>145757920
Missionary, holding hands, leglock, deep kiss, cum inside.
>>145758076
That sounds very Kyon-specific.
>>145720243
doesnt look like her
>>145758187
Well, that is who she should be doing it with.
>>145758282
She's been desperate to find men interesting for a while now, anon.
>>145720111
That's a good question. She's about as fucking CRAZY as my type, but her personality is way too over the top.
She's far too energetic and far too extroverted.
>>145720260
I'm not sure what this means. Do you mean most of /a/ was like 5 when they saw her show? Or do you mean most of /a/ was a bunch of autistic manchildren who hadn't yet matured when they saw it like Last Thursday?
>>145720750
Yeah, it looked better on her.
>>145721021
That's generally true. Although that picture is somewhat more appealing than most. Though still not quite there...
>>145721406
Yes, true
---
New Haruhi was more kawaii, I think.
In the original series, I shipped Yuuki X Kyon, but I actually coulda shipped Haruhi X Kyon in the new series... which is fucking weird, since he new series was supposed to cause Yuuki X Kyon shipping, and the old one was unclear about that.
>>145757489
I was able to get some of it, but IDK what it's supposed to translate to, exactly. Google says it's something like "Selling Haruhi books" or "Don't sell Haruhi this"
Line reads:
ハルヒ本売れねぇ。。。
(Haruhi) (Book or counter for long things) (sell)
If someone can give me the proper translation, I'd appreciate.
>>145757772
oh ok. Thanks.
I'm:
>>145758589
Can you explain why it translates to that?
>>145758589
You have astonishingly bad taste.
>>145758659
Why do you say that? What in specific is bad?
Why is Haruhi the most derp girl in anime even though she's like god
>>145758716
>>145758659
I was serious, actually. I'm curious as to why you say that.
>>145758611
dif guy here
"ハルヒ" = Haruhi
"本" = book
"売れねぇ" = shit ain't selling
>>145757920
>cowgirl
>reverse cowgirl
>missionary
>speed bump
You'd probably have a tough time getting her to do anything "degrading" such as doggy style or anal and be prepared to be gentle.
She'd probably be a tough nut to crack but once she's comfortable I'd imagine she'd love a lot of intimate stuff like hand holding, deep tongue kissing, etc.
>>145759027
hmmm
What is the actual grammatical rule, though?
I checked a few other verbs, and it seems that if I conjugate them similarly, it all negates...
so is [verb][e conjugation]+ねぇalways the negative? like... cannot do as opposed to is not doing?
>>145759184
売れる
売れない → 売れね
>>145759184
ねぇ is like a rough slang way of saying ない.
the verb is 売る is to sell, 売れる is a different conjugation (imperative i think? cant remember)
so 売れねぇ = 売れない
this in context = the book isnt selling
>>145759184
If it was written properly it would be 売れない, but he's slurring the "nai" to "nee".
>>145759356
>>145759359
Oh.... ok.
That should help me understand a lot of stuff I couldn't figure out.
I'm gonna have to come on here more often to pick up these rules.
>>145759454
It makes a lot of sense
just put two and two together
I feel bad for Haruhisky now
chill the bitch out
>>145720872
she's not wairing anything under that shirt
>>145731624
indeed she does
>>145762001
That is a horrifying thought. I can think of nothing more dangerous.
>>145762001
Disgusting
>>145762687
>>145762808
you guys are weird
>VA was blacked
>they seriously think there will ever be a new haruhi anime when tanigawa is a lazy piece of shit
>>145762880
Yeah, must've been a great experience
>>145762880
>Caring what a VA gets up to
>>145758769
>Why is Haruhi the most derp girl in anime even though she's like god
That's what makes her so hot. Haruhi may be prick sometimes, but she's sexy as fuck.
>>145763845
How dare they defile Yui with Haruhi's face.
>they're still fapping to this granny
>>145764023
(you)
>>145764023
>He wouldn't fuck god
Faggot.
>>145741855
Search up Haruhisky
>>145764023
>Tfw I just fapped to Haruhisky's new stuff
>>145765804
I wonder how it feels knowing that thousands of people are fapping to some stuff you've drawn
>>145765830
I mean, what the fuck else do you draw doujins for?
>>145765844
Well yeah obviously, just wondering how it feels
>>145765830
I wonder if it feels better or worse than people like models and such that know loads of people have fapped to them?
New novel when?
>>145766566
2018
>>145766106
depends. knowing that someone has fapped to a picture/fantasy of you is generally bound to be more of a turn-on/ego-boost than someone fapping do your drawings. then again, by the time you become a widely known sex icon or a professional drawn porn artist, the magic is probably gone.
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>>145742955
She uses Koizumi as a means to mask her feelings for Kyon.
She throws them both out so Kyon assumes it's the fact he's male, and not that she likes him.
>>145732608
>Tfw met him and got a pic with him at magfest a year ago
Pretty cool guy from the little time i talked to him for
>>145732608
what's he look like
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>>145769394
Stop it with your hurtful lies.
>>145720794
Nipples are fine
The pee though isn't
>>145773212
>not wanting to pee on your waifu's face
What a faggot.
>>145743431
>He doesn't know about Sasaki.
>>New one is that Haruhi was given powers/created by Kyon because he wanted an interesting girl to exist
This theory exited long before the anime even started you filthy secondary
>>145773263
Those are Mootwo's rules not mine
I honestly don't care
Nipples have long been allowed in here since 2003
>>145720111
She's not very sexual, but because of her personality, fucking her would be amazing.
>>145724980
It's impossible to rape Haruhi, because the universe contorts to her will. Anyone who tried to rape her would be instantly erased from history.
>>145739999
Wonderful, and checked.
>>145762865
Well excuse us for being terrified at the thought of the continued existence of the universe being in the hands of a hyperactive teenage girl hopped up on skag.
>>145773526
>Nipples have long been allowed in here since 2003
That's a lie and I still remember my ban for posting Arcueid's tits from the official Tsukihime manga.
>>145777457
Unfortunately, /a/ doesn't really have a documented jurisprudence. I'd love to write one, if I could find the time to sit down and pour over it.
>>145776227
>skag
>noun North American informal
>heroin
because that's clearly what she's smoking, right? if she develops a taste for bud then no more closed spaces or any of this shit and she might actually lose her ADHD and develop a decent personality.
a cokehead Haruhi is another matter, the thought of which is frightening.
>>145776227
its marijuana and its also 2016
>>145769394
PACHINKO
>>145777727
>>145777734
I don't know what the fuck you're reading. Skag means cheap marijuana, as it has since the 1970s.
>>145762880
WE WUZ KYON N SHIET
>>145777978
yeah, so my theory is that you have an irrational fear of weed which translates into "good heavens, i wouldn't want God to go anywhere near that hardcore stuff because it can only end badly!"
>>145720111
Because She's a vacuous cunt from a terrible anime where the show bends itself to accomplish her every whim and there's no conflict or point to the story except to get up its own ass.
She's the anime equivalent of Uncle Grandpa
>>145720298
I think it's telling that all the porn that makes her even remotely attractive has to change everything except that ribbon.
>>145778318
>god starts going to phish concerts
We're doomed.
>>145778318
I wouldn't give a damn if it were anyone but Haruhi. The thought of her being drunk would be equally terrifying. Any sort of intoxication on her part would constitute a serious threat to the integrity of the cosmos.
Now I can see why Yuki took her powers away. Should have just fucking left it at that.
>>145720111
Third season, when?
>>145724258
Tea of Saggitarius
>>145723150
That better be Kyon
>>145724352
Definitely this.
>>145720111
"I...I think she's sexy, anon." (╯3╰)
>>145724352
A man of taste!
>>145724440
MUH
>>145780215
Stays true to the artstyle of the show and is generally really nice, wish there were more doujins like it
>>145724440
Where's the doujin where she hands her clothes to dudes and lets them jerk off with them and then puts it back on?
>>145730963
>She's not accustomed to normal everyday society.
That's generally called "autistic"
>>145775051
But only if she specifically willed it.
>>145720111
>op is a literal faggot
>>145788357
Nothing wrong with being one.
>>145720111
Her eyes are really far apart in the official art so she looks like she has Down's syndrome. She's also a tad too vulgar in an unfeminine way.
>>145720111
Because she looks like one of those puppies you put in a purse.
>>145780088
once beloved Kyonko, now lies forgotten.
Excellent taste my friend,by the way The cunnilingus "dialogue" is my favorite, Pity that there is no new stuff, since for a while my favorite crackship was KyonxKyonko
>>145788711
most gays repulse me for being too much of a "precious little flower" but i have to say, i'd give it to Koizumi without overthinking it
>>145789257
Same here.
>>145720219
her boods aren't big enough
>>145757920
The Rusty Venture.
I just rewatched the haruhi movie. Damn I feel lonely.
>>145796158
You can wait a little longer, right?Right?
>>145796158SO RONERY
>>145788711
>Nothing wrong with sucking dicks
Thanks for the neo-American opinion.
Koizumi's hard for Haruhi anyway.
>>145778318
>you have an irrational fear of weed
And you have a tribal tattoo and a teener of meth you stole from mom in your pocket.
>>145778623
Here you go: (You)
>>145724190
Dat squap.
>>145723409
>censor the foreground
>forget the background
>>145797785
>>145723409
Aren't nips allowed on /a/ now?
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HARUHI
>>145797911
Nah, only their shitty byproducts
>>145798075
>>145720111
Idk my man, she seems pretty sexual to me right there
Good trips btw
>>145798129
Instead of
nips ️ nipples
He did
nips ️ Japanese people
>>145721970
FUG, what show this be my man
>>145798720
NIGGA IZ U SRS
>>145798720
Boku no Rappers
>>145727707
So where did you find all these?
>>145797021
>Thanks for the neo-American opinion.
Have you never done or received a brojob?
Poor thing.
>Koizumi's hard for Haruhi anyway.
He is also hard for Kyon.
>>145798716
I just want you to know that I hate you, personally, derp_commander. I hate you for your pointless shitty trip, I hate you for your obliviousness, and most of all I hate you for explaining such a well timed joke. Burn in comedy hell, etc., amen.
>>145720111
>brown hair
>generic-ass design
>obnoxious af
>the anime she's in has one of the most generic moeblob art styles
>>145720111
What would it take to have sex with Haruhi?
>>145809579
Be a time traveling alien esper.
>>145809579
It depends. Are you Kyon?
>>145796158
me too, just because i've been looking at this thread for the third day in a row. the good thing is, i was already lonely so the movie didn't make it any worse.
>>145762865
>not 1080p Stareuhi
>>145811247
check the filename. that's how long i've not been here, senpai. i have literally no webbums either just shitty gifs.
The series was so shitty even when considering it as a parody, made even worse by having a bratty and clearly sociopathic main girl. The whole course of the show, I just kept wondering why the series as a whole, is so widely popular and even lauded as a masterpiece. Halfway through the infamous e8, I just stopped and pondered, is this it? Is this what garnered the attention of most anime fans? Because I wasn't even budging on my stance that the series has the worst main girl. Then the loop ended with absolute dogshit of a resolution. Fuck this.
Then I watched the movie and it fucking hit close to home. I still think Haruhi is a shitty character but I just can't help but get obsessed over her.Send help.
>>145811347
Why come back
You were finally free
>>145811419
Do you not understand it's meant to be a deconstruction? Haruhi is awful because she's supposed to represent the absurd and contradictory demands the audience of this kind of media wants out of these shows. But she's also someone loveable, because she represents the audience who the people making these kinds of shows really does want to please too.
>>145811476
it's n-not like i wanted it ;_;
>>145789146
>>145806646
>>the anime she's in has one of the most generic moeblob art styles
Before K-on incident it wasn't moebob design.
>>145723704
delet this
>>145720111
Because she is a bitch
>>145811419
>I can't stand Haruhi but I also can't get over her
Hello, Kyon.
>>145767981
a faggot
a crossdressing faggot
>>145720111
bleachfag overshadow good anime and manga threads i'll bump your thread op with power of Tomoko.
>>145720111
But why is Haruhi so adorable?
>>145820143
Short but fluffy hair like GuP Yukari.
>>145724188
Holy shit I havent seen this in ages
Im honored that people are still posting something I vectorized