Shinobu is perfection, a cat is fine too.
Muh niggas of superior taste.
You wouldn't be willing to give her some exercise?
Also I always thought she seemed slimmer in Second Season. Her ongoing merger with the kittens is clearly reshaping her into the perfect form she attained while fully cat.
Middle, Right, Left.
Araragi, pls go.
I'll just keep my loli, thank you very much.
Left is closest to best.
I would do
anything to protect this smile
Is muscle-loli a thing? Because I want it.
I'm taking left and right at the same time and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Lolis also can't generate arbitrary matter. Shinobu is pretty good at the impossible.
He chooses Hanekawa unless the chips are down. Underwear scarring in the cerebellum is not easily cured.
Why is she the cutest thing since baby seals?
When you rub a loli's head, she'll want you to rub her breasts next. Be prepared.
Also Araragi is officially the worlds biggest pussy for wanting to become human again. Eternity with Kiss Shot sounds like heaven on earth. Plus the sex would be so good it would destroy neighboring cities.
I just don't understand what Koyomi-oniichan sees in that purple haired brute, when he can be with me: the Supreme Lady.
It's just not fair. It's an injustice. I don't know why you Koyomi-Oniichans are not attracted to me. I am magnificent. I am a goddess. I am a Supreme Lady.
I'm afraid there is only one thing that I can do. I must have my revenge. The day of reckoning will come.
*turns off camera*
Her body doesn't actually change when she transforms except the hair and eyes, see the pictures of her in the kitty pajamas from then in Tsubasa Cat to now in Koyomi. She has a nice tummy.
Also see pic here, same decently toned midsection she has as Black Hanekawa.
She admits she isn't thin in the Tsubasa Cat commentary, but she also says she jogs regularly in Neko White.
Lefto, righto, doesn't matter.
As long as it's Shinobu I will be happy.
Middle all fucking day. But of course Bat is lovely too.
Please tell me you didn't actually watch the movie with that botched aspect ratio.
At full power she can easily pass as a deity. She can probably just shapeshift into split hive mind Kissshots. Otherwise, cloud-of-mist blowjobs must be amazing. She could probably just take the form of electro-chemical impulses and insert herself onto the pleasure center of your brain.
That was the whole lesson for Araragi when he was fighting the vamp hunters, defying human logic is the usual mode for vampires. So yeah, asspulls for days. Out of her ass, out of your ass, out of your ass' ass.