I wanna eat Aqua's nonexistent asshole.
We realized a while ago it would just taste like pure warm water.
No, but I am an assaholic and lady I wouldn't mind getting shitfaced off of your ample supply.
I'm an Eris follower not some damegami.
It's probably bad I can't decide if Megamin or Aqua is best girl.
Megumin wouldn't like you back anyway.
Yes, I love my adorable goddess.
I'll just leave this here, It was posted in an Aqua thread a while ago.
I wish you weren't such a hikki neeto, but we can't have everything we want.
>sits on her ass saying how great she is
That's because she is great, she has the stats to be a high level warrior if she was so inclined. Her God Blow isn't something to scoff at unless you're highly resistant to blunt damage.
>tfw you will never enjoy neo venetia at sunset.
>tfw you will never get to go on a relaxing gondola ride with Akari-chan
>tfw alice and aika won't appear and shout GONDOLA Toorimasu and make small talk with Akari and you.
>tfw Akari will never get chided for saying something embarrassing in front of you.
>tfw no matter how hard you try or reach out you will never get any closer to the scene depicted in this photo.
>tfw you are stuck trying to appreciate the world the same way Akari loves Neo Venetia but you will never be a quarter as passionate.
Why even live.