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Anime cliche you hate/love
>hero gets shot by main villain
>falls down
>villain goes on a huge rant about how nothing stands in his way anymore
>as his back is turned, the hero stands up
>villain turns back around and sees him
>"heh, the doctors said smoking would kill me"
>pulls out Zippo from his shirt pocket with the bullet lodged in it
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>The aliens appear to have a carbon based structure and would therefore find lead toxic.
>Speak English, doc!
>Shoot them with bullets.
>Now THIS I understand *cocks gun*
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>it's no use, they're counterhacking us
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>another greentext thread
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>>145685520
Fuck off cunt
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>>145685288
>Lesbian turns out to be straight
pisses me off
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>Male lead s a terrible person
>Female lead ends up with him anyway
I got out of my way to find and read these stories.
Like an abusive relationship, I cannot leave this cliche.
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>>145685716
This is why women should be lesbians. They won't be abused.
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>>145685703
Differing opinions
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>H-he's f-fast!
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>I like him because he's nice, nothing more
triggers me every time
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>its got a 28 million bit dodecahedron encryption lock on it.
>can you hack it?
>I can hack anything, but its gonna take some time.
>do it.
>ok baby, lets dance.
*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
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>>145685790
That's honestly not exclusive to anime. You expect that stuff from satire.
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>>145685871
Yeah, forced straight relationships are the worst.
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>bomb timer
>hero stops it at 0:02 because stopping at 0:01 is too cliche
This shit really triggers me
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>Chick typing like crazy
>Just opening new windows on her desktop
IT'S CALLED A MOUSE FUCKNUGGETS.
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>>145685983
t.not nice board
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>>145685628
>>145685790
dumb frogposters
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>>145685992
>The wire the bomb diffuser picks is the right wire every single time.
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>MC is fucking boring and fag
>but he's a pussy magnet
>his best friend 'bro' character is likeable
>serves as comic relief, gets beaten and never got laid
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>Protagonists get surrounded by the villain and his henchmen
>Villain henchmen #3 taunts them
>Main protagonist fires his weapon at a gas pipe and kills them all
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>>145685755
>Implying lesbians don't get abused by their partners
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>"How long do you need, Doc?"
>"I designed it"
>"No, I mean how long until yo-"
>"I'm in"
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>>145686322
They don't. Purest love anon.
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> character has a beautiful and protective older sister.
> Doesn't try to have sex with her.
Really breaks the immersion senpai
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>the bad side's machines are much superior to the good side's
>the good side steals some of them and the war turns in their favour
>they somehow can use them 10 times better
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>>145685994
>he doesn't use a tiling wm
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>>145686390
Don't in more conservative families they find incest morally wrong? Unless you live in the south then it's A-OK.
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>>145686375I'm a girl, my ex gf used to beat meAt least I enjoyed the sex, unlike with my ex bf who was a really good person
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>Explain some basic high school science
>"I don't speak nerd, doc."
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>Super secret underground hacker paramilitary specialist unit
>Uses iPhones
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>anime set during Vietnam war
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>145686684
>Hacker using some obvious GNU/Linux variation
>Just rapidly flying by text on a terminal.
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>>145685871
MC-kun is rarely just nice. He tends to sacrifice himself and change the lives of people around him for better.
2d girls like this because they're appreciative and enjoy feeling loved, and don't think they're entitled to that behavior because of their vagina. Yes anime, though idealistic, is anti-entitlement.
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>"I'm going in."
>"Be careful!"
>"I will."
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>All attacks have names.
>You have to shout them if you want to use them.
Fuck yeah
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>it will cost 1 bazillion trillion dollars
>will you take a check?
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>*imminent death approaches*
>We're all going to die aren't we?
>Yes, you're going to die; I'm going to die; he's going to die; we're all going to die. But not today.
>*deus ex machina* saves everyone.
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>>145687027
The Core?
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>sir we must do something
>we don't negotiate with terrorists
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>two characters bitch about having harder lives than one another
>switch bodies
>good at first but then sucks
>they beg to switch back
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>mysterious ally appears
>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you
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>you are big guy
>for you
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>Hot girl walks by
>All the guy's start to bleed from their noses
Fuck this
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BREAK YOUR LIMIT
SURPASS YOUR LIMIT
X YOUR LIMIT!
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>Hero is surrounded by henchmen
>Gives up his guns
>Hero begs bad guy to reconsider killing him by offering money
>"I'm going to reach for my credit card, slowly..."
>Pulls out razor credit card
>Kills 8 people in an instant
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>>145685288
hate high school anime cliches other than that im good
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aslo all mc's are superheroes or something
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>>145687835
>live in a school
>they are all heroes
>MC is the chosen one
Holy trinity of shit tropes
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>Character interacts with a computer
>*bleep bloop bleep*
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>bunch of punks picking a fight with the edgelord main rival
>they end up beaten into pulp
I fucking love it
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>girl gets closer to MC
>he has a panic attack and violently pushes her away
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>MC is the weakest
>except he's actually the strongest
No.
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>Set in high school
>No teachers
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