Hey kid, hop in. I've got some rock music and pizza in here.

>>145665417
What kind of pizza and what kind of rock music? This is very important.

>>145665417
Aaah, n-no thanks, I like other rock, and my waifu is waiting for me at home.

>>145665417
Any kind of beverages in there?

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>>145665471
Pepperoni, fresh from the oven. And we've got alllll the rock you want.

>>145665487
How about a lift home? I'm sure your waifu wouldn't want you walking these dark streets alone now would she?

>>145665564
I live in another direction, s-she wanted me to swing by the store.

I really should go, she doesn't want me to speak with strange lolis.

>>145665564
Pepperoni is poor sausage, bacon or salami is much higher quality meat.

>>145665564
>Pepperoni, fresh from the oven.
Oh, I don't really like pepperoni, I'm a cheese guy myself.

*gets in the drivers seat and slams foot on the pedal*
I'M FEELING BRIGHT
COME BABY COME ON
I SAY TO YOU IT'S ALL RIGHT

>>145665417
I don't know seems kinda shifty to me.

TSUSUKASHI BEST GURL

NO COMPETITION

>>145665417
But Dark Side of the Moon is entry level baby tier. If you want to lure someone you should at least have some King Crimson or Rainbow, you fucking pleb

Change pizza to kebab and rock to megadeth and i'll trust ya

>>145665761
Only plain cheese? Kind of a boring pizza desu, not even fresh mushrooms or peppers, on?

>>145665417
Give me prog rock then we'll talk

Sorry, mom told me not to talk to little girls

>>145665857
I'm not the biggest Floyd fan, but there's nothing wrong with DSOM.

>>145665898
>little girls
>not loli

GTFO or L2YBP

>>145665884
Plain cheese and vanilla ice cream for me, please.

>>145665857
King Crimson is entry level as fuck too though.

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>>145665417

>>145665974
That's a bold statement.
What's some advanced stuff in your world?

Don't fall for it guys, they took me into a back alley and put stuff up my butt while Astral Weeks by Van Morrison played in the background.

Also the beer was slightly warm and the pizza was only just above average and they had no napkins.

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>>145665417
>smirnoff

>>145666082
>no napkins.
Monsters.

>>145665417
Do you have any Megadeth?

>>145666061
King Crimson is terrible compared to stuff like Gentle Giants, Cardiacs or Magma.

>>145665417
Sounds legit. What could possibly go wrong?

>>145665417
You Onii-philes make me sick, seek help.

Worst comes to worst I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it.

If she was playin some Camp Lo I might jump in.

>>145665702
This, my waifu runs a meat packing plant, she knows these things, she says pepperoni is by far the shittiest kind of sausage, it's cheap and the meat is low quality and cured with salt, often with an artificial casing.

There's much better meat to put on a pizza.

>>145666061
Another guy, but I think Alice Cooper is pretty cool

>>145666359
>Worst comes to worst I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it.
Yeah, and I could take down a bear.
Do you have a 20 foot dick, too?
Fuck off.

>>145666359
>I feel like I could take a loli in hand to hand combat if it really came down to it
Are you crazy anon? Do you know how strong those lolis are?

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>>145666359
What about an aggressive superloli high as a kite on illegal drugs?

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>>145666359
What, you gonna take on this?

Do you have any scandi metal?

>>145665417
You got any Electric Wizard in there?

If not I'm out.

>>145665417
Do you have any rap? If I wanted to listen to rock , I would go to a vinyl record store in the old part of town. Is the Pizza vegan btw?

>>145666563
What a fag.

>>145666563
Sorry mister, we don't serve fat skeletons.

Fool me once, I headpat you. Fool me twice...

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>>145665974
Fuck u

>>145666082
Kek

>Van Morrison
Seriously though, why do you like it? I listened him and it bored me. English is also not my first language, so it could be that.

Did my sister ask you to pick me up?

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I watched this show today and tsukiko is a miracle of the universe

I will only get in if you play some dank ass death metal. Like Nile or Condemned.

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>>145666563

>>145665417
got any Neo-psych?

>>145666708
Most of his stuff is boring shit.
Astral Weeks however is one of the most acclaimed albums of all time, he got lucky once.

If you still find that one boring, then I guess that kind of floaty psych folk music just isn't for you.

>>145666899
I'll give it a try one more then.

>>145665702
>>145666409
Pepperoni is more of a seasoning than a topping. The quality of the meat isn't important when it's effectively 100% salt and fat. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, mind, just that comparing it to the more substantial meats that can be put on a pizza is apples to oranges.

>>145665786
"The left!"
"I won't let you get in front of me!"
Seconds later...
"NANDATO!"

>>145667167
>The quality of the meat isn't important when it's effectively 100% salt and fat
It's not even good seasoning though, I have never had pepperoni which isn't poor or at the very best mediocre, I've always felt it held any pizza I've tried it on back.

>>145665417
Ok, but will I be raped? please be honest.

>>145668457
It's not rape if you like it.

What is wrong with getting raped by a loli/lolis again? I mean its not rape if you like it, especially if you cum.

Not too mention these are weak girls giving you free sex, turning that down makes you gay. Besides men can't get raped by women, especially lolis.

>>145668663
>men can't get raped by women
They can, though.

>>145668663
>Not too mention these are weak girls
Lolis are very strong, they can easily beat me up.

>>145668663
>Not too mention these are weak girls

Confirmed for never having been loli-raped. Those little bastards are deceptively strong and rely on group tactics and deception to get what they want.

>>145668663
>letting your purity be sullied

Slut

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>>145668663
You won't be saying that when your time comes and they get you.

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>>145665417
Sorry, little girl, I trust, really. I even like pizza. I just prefer instrumental hip-hop.

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>>145665417
If you don't have pineapple pizza and post-rock music I'm calling the police.

>>145665417
is this the lowkey music rec thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUV05js6UPc

>>145665417
sorry loli i'm not 14 anymore, I don't listen to my dads music any more

>>145669033
Sorry onii-chan, it's hard to get a good ass-fucking rhythm going when you're waiting for a crescendo 20 minutes from now.

>>145665417
Nice try vile creature, but I've known for a long time that loli hates pizza! I'm not going to fall for your schemes, no matter how cute you are.

>>145665417
I-I'm not falling for that my dad fell for it that's how he got pregnant with me!

>>145669033
I bet you live in Vancouver.

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>>145669033
>image for ants

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>>145666359
>He thinks he has any possibilities

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>>145669033
>pineapple pizza

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>>145665471
This pizza

>>145665417
Do you have The Eagles?

>>145671960
I just hate the fucking Eagles, man.

>>145671875
Wow, absolutely dreadful.

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>>145672345
was Gordon wrong `

>>145666061
If it sold more than 74 copies, it's no good.

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>>145672151

>>145672383
>the size of the fucking crust
>sauce reaching all the way to the edges on some slices
>cheese so gooey and full of oil it takes the toppings with it when you pick up a slice, pain in the ass
>all that fucking grease piling up on the middle
>THIN CRUST

no, gordon was not wrong. that pizza is shit. however, it's still pizza.

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>>145665417
I tactically draw my authentic milspec .22 1911 reproduction and fire twoshots center mass. I use the distraction to take cover behond the door and tactically draw my .45 hipoint from its uncle mikes ankleholster and proceed to empty the magazine at point blank distance then withdraw when i see that i all my shots failed to hit the hostile but took down a troupe of girlscouts she no doubt called in as back up

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>>145672383

/tv/ has been getting a bit too culinary for me lately.

>>145672646
the joke
------------>
your head

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>>145669033
>vomit-inducing yellow shit on your pizza

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>>145666835
Cat is awesome but dog is even better.

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>>145673387
Actually it's the other way around my friend

>>145665417
i hope u got some king crimson in there too

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>>145666563
>Is the Pizza vegan btw?
>vegan

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/l/ group photo

who's not on here?

>>145678057
>Yotsuba
Delete this.

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>>145672844
>milspec .22

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>>145678303
>sexualizing the lolis
dont

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>https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/145675450/
Damn, I was just joking.
But, that loli thread got deleted by Mods for real.

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I think there's something wrong with my loli.

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>>145672383
As a New Yorker, this is a war crime

>>145682078
>new yorker
>having the gall to call someone else out on shitty pizza

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>>145683668
Oh yeah and where do you get your "gourmet" pizza?

>>145683780
I make my own, with a crust that isn't paperthin.

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>>145683898
>Paperthin
>New York pizza
Ok at least now I know you're retarded

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>>145684154
>implying this shit isn't weak

>>145684406
That looks like trash where the hell did you see that?

>>145683668
>>145684154
>>145684406
im a different new yorker, theres levels to this shit. you get a slice for a dollar and of course its gonna be something weak (utility pizza is a thing). if you want good pizza, you have to look for it - there are literally hundreds of places that sell it in every borough.

pizza isnt a very good looking food to begin with, if you ask me - its greasy by nature and almost always all over the place

>>145685305
What about Long Island pizza?

>>145685890
You die of old age or an embolism from your cramped legs in a traffic jam on your way to the pizzeria.

>>145686807
East End isn't that bad
Nassau's where all the traffic is

>>145686867
I once helped make some generic feel good christiany movie by driving people around.

It was misery, even during the queens parts.