What do you want, dad?

>>145650703
your virginity

You don't have to tell me what happened at school today, but you do have to eat all the eggs.

*unzips dick*

So, um, do you know if that director of yours is single?

>iPod nano
We /2007/ now

>>145650703
just to remind you, that even tho I've been dead and gone so long, I'm proud of you, and I love you.

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>>145650703

Why are you in my house?

And why are you calling me Dad?

>>145650703
S-sorry I'll go and fuck your mom instead.

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Best Idol.

>>145650703
*Mom

>>145650703
I told you to call me mom now.

>>145650703
Take a shower first before lying on your bed, you'll get germs on the pillow and covers

>>145650703
Can you explain why I am hovering over you right now, young lady?

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>>145653116

Is Uzuki going to call P "Daddy" too?

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>>145653282
Yep

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>>145653000

Hikigaya?

>>145650703
Succ me

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Damn these stupid sexy school swimsuits

>>145653632
Holy sameface

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>>145653669

Yukari is Minami's imouto while Miyu is Minami's mother

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>>145653669

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Crime time with Rin?

>>145653853
is this from doujin?

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>>145653853

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>>145654309

Don't think so, I think it was just an observation

>>145654399
but i want doujins like this kind of art

no new Kisaragi Gunma

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>Miyu will be your slave
>Minami will be your waifu
>Yukari will be your master

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>Your mom will never dress like a Japanese hooker from the Edo Period

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>>145653853
>26

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>>145650703

You're going to wrinkle your uniform, if you sleep like that, hurry up and get changed. Did you even do your homework yet? Even if you're smart, you're going to be sorry if you can't get to good college.

...Are you still happy with that old generation mp3 player? I could get you a better one...

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>>145650916
I got it anon, don't worry.

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>>145655057
>you will never be the best dad in the world
>so best that your daughteru will brag about it
>so best that she decides the only man she needs in her life is otou-san
>so best that when you die literally everyone she knows comes to console her all at once
>so best that she performs an alchemical ceremony and chops her arm off to bring you back to life

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>145653523
Fuck off learn your shit first

>>145650703
Son, I think we need to have a talk about that cross-dressing hobby of yours.

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>>145655521
Anon why

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>>145655521

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>>145655451
>wanting your daughter to have an Electra complex
Anon your supposed to get your daughter to strengthen your genetic lineage not drop it into a hillbillies septic tank.

>>145650703
Nothing. Just wanted you to check out my cool new jetpack.

>>145650703
Ever since your mother left me and you chose to stay with me, I've just been so lonely.

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>>145655555
checked

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>>145655555
Whoaaa, I got boner quints.

>>145655846
Short hair is Elder God-tier

>>145655959
Freud was a fraud.

>>145650703
That skirt is too short.

>>145650703
That's daddy to you

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>>145655057
>We'll never actually get a series that's just a sugary happy family life from the parent's POV.

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>>145654146
I want to be arrested by Rin.

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>>145650703

>>145655846
Now she can make tsun duet with the cat.

>>145650703
I told you to call me mom now. Also I fucked your boyfriend. You should get tested.

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Why is Rin so hot?

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>>145662201
Earrings

>>145650703
"Rin your girlfriend is over. Take good care of her and make sure to wash the bedcloths afterwards. Papa's heading out for drinks with friends."

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>>145662201
What a strange way to eat a banana.

>>145651807
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>145662201
Interesting way of consuming a banana

>>145662641
>>145662858

You mean you don't strip down to your underwear before sucking down your banana?

>>145662889
Well, sometimes. But I was referring more to the method in which she, uh, eats it.