What can I get you, /a/?

I want you, Mr Bartender.

a gf

Another shot at life. A martini will not solve my problem.

Jack on the rocks

>>145608824
Bombay Saphire and Tonic, you sexy man.

>>145608824
Gin and tonic, easy on the tonic

Milk

>>145608824
mizuwari. whiskey

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>>145608824
。。。ミルクでも貰おうか

Sorry, do you have ... JUUSU?

I want a Marsblast.

I'll take an ethanol with two blocks of meth, please.

Ice on the rocks.

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Gurasuhoppaa

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Some happiness

The Manhattan is a beautiful and simple cocktail that all others should be held against.

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>>145609733

A little bit of sugar and a little bit of spice and everything nice.

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>>145608824
J&B straight, and a Corona

>>145608824
Digiorno ON THE ROCKS

I'll take a large Gut Punch, Mr. Bartender.

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>>145610144
>Digiorno

a menu

or at least a list of options, since my (limited) knowledge of drinks is entirely based off of fiction

>>145608838
Japanese have small dicks

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>>145608824

>>145608824
Something I can use to auto-ban Bleach, Code Geass, and Danganronpa thread makers.

>>145610334
I'm pretty desperate so any dick will do.

>>145610379
I can give you an anthem. Does that work?

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>>145608824
>>145609295
Also a Brandtini, i'll be with this guy.

>>145608824
The strongest, boss. Today's been tough.

>>145610439
will do.

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>>145610451
Lets have a fun time anon. My treat.

Negroni

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Dude. White Russian.

>>145608824
loli piss in a martini glass

shaken, not stirred.

>>145608824
Something smooth. Been a rough day and all I need is something to calm the nerves.

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>>145610334
t. cuckold

Milo please!

Nothing

>>145608824
a decent Berserk anime please

>>145608824
This was good show

>>145610944
I usually hate this complaint but Bartender was genuinely, honest-to-god boring as fuck. Perfect for falling asleep to, but pretty crap for anything else.

Unless you're interested in all the little trivia about the drinks, I guess.

>>145610938
the same for me one covering the fairy arc if you have them

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>>145608824
Hey barkeep, can you help me out here? There's a cute christmas cake in the corner sipping Martinis. How do I show her that I'm interested in older women?

>>145608824
The tears of casual scrubs who are awaiting the arrival of Shitgeki no Kyojin Season 2.

Whiskey cola

>>145608824

Strawberry mojito....on the rocks...

>>145608824
A glass of kool aid. I'm not old enough to drink

>>145608824
A strong cup of milk

>>145608824
A wheat beer. None of that american shit that tastes like lager, get me a proper bavarian one.

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>>145608824
Show me the wine menu.

>>145608824
Adios Motherfucker

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>>145608824
Cawfee. Black.

>>145608824
Another season.

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>>145608824
Can you make this Mr Bartender