Your waifu gorilla glues their bare foot to your crotch,

>footfags

>>145601790
>not being a footfag

>>145601803
>being a footfag

>>145601840

>not being a footfag

>>145601741
no

>>145601923
Why not?

her feet will eventually create enough sweat to make the glue go away

>>145602005
My pubes would get ripped off and I couldn't sit at my desk to post on /a/.

>>145602170
No, it stays stuck to you forever because it's magic gorilla glue.

>>145601868
>being a footfag

>>145602218
Your pubes won't get ripped off, her foot will never come off you.

>>145602476
Then how could I fuck her? She clearly didn't think this through.

>>145602566
Who said she wanted you to fuck her?

>>145602643
Gluing your foot to someone's crotch and not fucking them is cruel.

>>145602643
>your waifu doesn't want you to fuck her
I'm not a cuck.

>>145601741
How long until people figure out who's foot this is?

>>145602685
It was just an accident that she glued her foot to your crotch, she didn't want to. She hates you.

>>145602744
She'd eventually develop Stockholm syndrome from laying under my desk all day. She'd want to get fuck eventually.

>>145602711
You don't know?

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>>145601741
One to go.

>>145602711
Usami Mizuki

>>145602811
She won't be under your desk all day, she can drag your dick around wherever she wants.

>>145603028
I go to the gym, I'm stronger than a teenage girl so she'd listen to me shitpost and watch anime whether she wants to or not.

>>145603061
But your dick can't get stronger.

>>145603129
It doesn't need to get stronger.

>>145603172
She can stomp on it until you listen to her.

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>>145603205
That'll will only make my dick stronger.

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>>145603205
If I was him I'd just punch her once in the face and be done with it.

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>>145601741
Fuck. I already glued my urethra with superglue, now my waifu's gonna glue her foot to my dick as well?

It's gonna suck when she gets mad for no reason one day and rips your scrotum off.

>>145603747
She can't, the glue is permanent.

No. Sitting in the ER for 10 hours while passing nurses chuckle at me doesn't sound fun.

>>145603843
But your dick isn't.

>>145604240
It is, magic.

>>145601741
No son, I know what that shit does.

>>145605314
(･_･;?

>>145601741
It's nice and sexy until we both can't get to work the next day and arguments erupt and the relationship ends.

Dicks out for Harambe

>>145605752
Your waifu works?

>>145605679

It fuses and mends shit at a cellular level because ENZYMES.
You would literally have to wait months of skin shedding just to get the hardened glue fused with your skin to fall off.

Is anyone going to comment how the feet looks wrong?

>>145606151
No, they look kawaii af.

>>145606112
That's the point.

I have this weird ass 2 people stuck together fetish. Especially involving foot and crotch.

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>>145606241
There's no way there can be a gap between those toes. I would like you to try to make your feet look like that yourself.

>>145606603
I can do it...

>>145606603
What's wrong with your feet? Anyone can do this?

Wasn't that in an episode in Two and Half Men?

>>145606972
You're just not dexterous enough.

>>145607030
What makes you say that.

>>145607161
Nani?