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If you had to choose between having your waifu come to life and

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If you had to choose between having your waifu come to life and she loves you with all her heart. OR win 50 million dollars? Which would you choose?
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Trick question.
No one could ever love me.
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>>145578940
With 50 million dollars I could build a clock and fuck it, and still have a few million to spare.
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I'd rather be rich than to be poor and in love.
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Why would I want she to come to this fucking world?
No.
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50 millions. Then I can use it to NTR anon's waifu.
I will finally be the fat bald rich man.
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>>145578940

Waifu all the time
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>>145578940
With 50 mil, I could buy a young Japanese girl from her parents and groom her to be the perfect waifu, and still have plenty of funds left over.
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>>145578940
My waifu's love and existence is priceless.
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>>145578940
Love. Getting cash isn't that big of a problem.
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>>145578940
Get 50 million dollars, use just enough of it to commit a nice and comfy suicide and then donate the rest to charity. I don't need some filthy 3D incarnation of mai waifu, I'll just become 2D. all other answers are wrong.
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>>145578940
50 million. Because with that sort of money I can build a robot of my waifu that will love me with all her heart AND be able to pull double duty as a kill bot.
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>>145578940
I still haven't found a waifu so cash.
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>>145578940
50 mill, I could get a trophy wife to cosplay as whatever the fuck I wanted
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>>145578940
There isn't a choice. If I don't pick her, she dies_______________________..
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>>145578940
Cash please.Waifus are perfect because they are not real. I don't want to subject my waifu to the horrors of 3D
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I'd rather die than manipulate the emotions of my waifu. If I could choose to bring her to life without the manipulation, she would hate me for it but I might do it anyway.
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Disregard waifus

Acquire money

Words to live by.
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That fifty mil is pretty tempting.

To be honest though >>145578982 is kinda right, I cannot imagine for the life of me a situation where i would actually be loved.
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>>145580038
I believe Aristotle coined that phrase.
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>>145578940
Too bad I have no waifu
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>>145578940
Acquire waifu, acquire geass, brainwash people to give me money
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>>145578940
if she was still 2d, yes
if she became 3d, no
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>>145581087
That's only if you get a favorable geass power. Who's to say you won't get a shitty one like Mao's, C.C.'s or Marianne's?
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>>145578940
i'll be a CEO anyway in 10 years so money is not really appealing
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>>145578940
The dollars. My waifu is perfectly alive and loves me, she just lacks a physical form and I love her so much the way she is. I wouldn't essentially pay 50kk to change her.
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>>145578982
This. Also with 50 millions I could buy myself plenty of lolis to love me.
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>>145581134
>get Mao's geass power
>win millions on poker games because I can read minds

>get C.C's geass power
>everyone loves me so they give me money
>C.C still really loves me for real since she's immune

>get Marianne's power
>body switch to some richfuck and have him give me money
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I don't really have a waifu, but I'd take one over the money. I can find a shitty job to financially support the two of us and I'd be happy forever.
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>>145581213
>Get Mao's geass
>Go insane from the constant screeching of everyone around you.

>Get C.C.'s geass.
>Everyone competes for your love, eventually leading to someone kidnapping you're waifu and brutally torturing her because she can't die.

>get Marianne's geass
Can't do anything with it because you can only use it once at the brink of death.

>regardless of any of these outcomes you're waifu will still outlive you because of immortality and you'll end up causing her pain and suffering as you grow old and eventually die while she's cursed to live on.

>alternatively take her code and have to deal with the pain of her dying while you live on eternally.

There is no good outcome to this story, anon. You're waifu is patrician taste, but she's doomed to a horrible life.
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>>145578940
Give me the fifty million so I can upload my consciousness into a machine that allows me to become 2D.
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>>145578940
Money. I'm happy with her staying 2D. With the cash I could live a nice life and buy any and all of her figures and related items for a shrine for her.
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>>145578940
Waifu. There is no debate.
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>>145581213
>get accused of counting cards and shot shortly after
ok
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>>145578940
I would choose my beloved.
It's not a waifu if you would choose money instead of her.
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>>145578940
50 million dollars
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Money, no question. I've never really had a waifu but even if I did.. well, I've just never been much for 'love' in general. With 50 million dollars I would never have to work ever again and could spend my days traveling the world like I always wanted to.
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>>145581213
>get lulu
>becomes uncontrollable

WELP so much for normal life
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>>145578940
You mean, 3D?

I'll take the 50 millions.
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>>145581874
>counting cards
>poker

Anon...
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waifu.
the only reason i would ever choose money is so my waifu wouldnt have to live in this world.
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>>145578940
Money obviously, If I had a woman in my life, I'd just have less time to jerk off and watch anime which I greatly value every single moment I'm not at work for.

A live in imouto that I could passively take care of as I take care of my home in general (e.g. it is not that difficult to cook slightly more food) is something I'd be down for. Hell, the neighborhood I live in is relatively expensive due to a great school district, and I just moved here because it's close to where I work. I absolutely make above the median household income with multiple children. I could easily support an imouto.

>tfw parents in their 60s and will never have an imouto to take care of and keep me company
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>>145578940
$50,000,000 so I can spend lavishly on mai waifu.
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>>145578982
I love you desu
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>>145585401
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
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>>145585740
Stalker piece of shit.
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>Force my waifu to live in this dogshit world
>Or get $50 mil
Gee real tough choice
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>>145578982
This
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with 50 million you could fund as much anime of your waifu as you want
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>>145578940
I don't have a waifu, and even if I did, she would never love me. Fifty million it is.
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>>145579597
Is that fucking Gishki Emilia?
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>>145578940
Ill take my waifu. 50 million feels like to much money for me. I don't think I could support two people thought but my waifu is smart and im sure we could figure something out.
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>>145578940
Waifu of course.
Love is eternal baby. Like a diamond shining in light.
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My Waifu is rich so I pick her
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>>145579597
Her mother did everything wrong
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c-can I have s-sex with my waifu?
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I am a single engineer. I have so much money left over every month I don't even know what to do with it.

I sure as fuck don't have a single clue what I should do with 50 million, nor does it really matter since I would pick a perfect wife over any sum of money, easily.
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>>145586918
Can't I have some money?
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>>145578940
Date a live? More like date a slut amirite?
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I don't have a waifu so the $50m I guess.
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>>145579125
He didnt say you have to be poor y'know
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What if your waifu is an eldrtich abomination or an ancient horror, does making her real would fuck up the real world?
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>>145578940
Money, easily.
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>>145588600
Anon.

There is probably an eldritch abomination somewhere in the universe.
The entire universe is an inanimate eldritch abomination.
Humanity is an eldritch abomination in itself.
You can't go lower than this.

Everything will be fine, don't worry about existence of something or something in the least.
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>>145588600
well at least you'll be with your waifu and hopefully not dead/dying/insane. or in the very least the first to die a not so painful death.
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>>145578940

The only problem with having Kurumi as my waifu would be knowing that all you faggots were masturbating to her.

On the upside, I could easily make bank from that. You faggots would shell out cash for her toenail clippings.
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>>145588600

Ask yourself this anon, is not the "real world" so fucked up already that it can't be made worse?
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>>145586918
This, is you are a single male it's easy to make a lot of money with a little effort

Whereas a loyal waifu of any dimension is rare and priceless
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>>145586918
being an EOP is suffering as this will never get translated.
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>>145578940
I don't want my waifu to have low standards. And I don't have one

On the other hand 50 million is enough to live without ever working, but it doesn't do much else. Like, you can't fund any world changing stuff with 50 millions. Sure you can buy a somewhat nice villa somewhere cool, but do you think that enables you to live without hassles ? I mean your family would get all friendly with you and they'll all want some of it. And if you plan to give it to someone because you want them to have a nice life, they'll be harassed and will most likely use the money for someone you don't care about or even hate.

Welp, >>145581087 , live some years with her while having a geass (which is cool because I think finding your "true desires" is nice in and of itself), and then kill her (according to her death wish) and go on travels to see what the communist utopia I'll have created with my geass is like, and then when I get bored return as its eternal leader while still studying ways to make the dicature of the proletariat work
>tfw that's the only thing I want in life and it'll never come true
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>>145582365
You can do it depending which kind of poker you're playing. But it's not game breaking and you're actually expected to count cards.
But yeah even if you're not suspicious if you win too much at a normal casino they'll make something up to throw you out. Just go to tournaments
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>>145578982
This
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>>145578940
Mai waifu is magic. She comes to life, I can do all those things 50m can't.
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>waifu becomes real
>dumps you for Chad
money can't ever betray you
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Why would I want my perfect 2D waifu to become 3D? Disregard females, acquire currency.
>>145581676
Also this.
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>>145578940
I don't really have a waifu so I'll take the fifty mil
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>>145589943
It's your fault for having a trash waifu.
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>>145578940
cant buy me love
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>tfw I only fell in love with my waifu because of her loyal, undying love towards the MC
I cucked myself without even realizing it.
Just give me the money. I'd rather spend every penny of it erecting a shrine in her name than to take her away from the person she truly loves.
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>>145591832

Nah, /a/nons masturbate to everything, it's unavoidable.
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>all these plebs choosing money over the ability to will a 2D girl to life

Would you also take 50 million over the ability to fly or turn invisible?
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>>145586325
>taking her away from her husband and daughter
Gee, aren't you a faggot?
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>>145592618
Probably, I can like a comfy NEET life with 50 mil.
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>>145578982
Harsh truth, but this
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>>145592618
Would take 500m over flying but not over being invisible.
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>>145592618
>I want my perfect 2D girl to become 3DPD

The only pleb here is you.
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>>145578940
50 million anyday.

The reason I love my waifu is because shes not 3d
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>>145578940
>get $50M
>Invest some $30M on the R&D of a machine that brings 2d to life
>get my waifu
>rake on some extra millions from lonely otaku paying for a copy of they're waifu
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>>145592748

Who do you think you are, Lex Luthor?
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I'd choose the 50 million dollars and use some of that to fuck another anon's waifu because she sleeps with old men for money.
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>>145578940
I have a gf so

waifu all the way, no question
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>>145593808
Waifufags confirmed normalfag shitter.

Fuck off from /a/.
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>>145592748
>30m$
>Changing anything for R&D
You grossly underestimate the amout of money and time it takes just to find out useless stuff don't you ? if it was 30Billions you might actually be closer to reaching your goal, but...

Live life with her and only her (let her mess with people's brains until she realizes how to make me have Fuminorivision) and then end the world, because I can.
Do you think she lived ?
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>>145593888
I'm sorry anon. But 4chan is run by normalfags since 2008 or something like that.

Just try to find a girl that is no bitch and be funny, it is that easy to aquire a gf.
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>>145578940
money easily, you can spend $10m on some slut and be her sugar daddy for a couple years before you get bored of each other.
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>>145578940
>Summon rich waifu or one with magic abilities
>Get rich
This is common sense.
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>>145593808
>>145593888
>>145593958
No faito!

>>145578940
This thread is somewhat pointless but you can see who are the normalfags and who are the waifufags with certain answers

Only a normalfag would bring his "waifu" to life since he thinks life's good but a real waifufag wouldn't bring her to life and wait till death so they can be a happy couple
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>>145593958
Fuck off. /a/ will never ever accept you cancerous fucks.
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>>145594288
just like /v/, /a/ will fall.
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>>145578940
waifu, I'm already rich
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>>145578940
>Wanting to make my waifu 3DPD
haha good one man
Now where's my 50 mil?
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I'd consider immortality or a chance to go to her world and get to win her over, but 50 million is trash; I'd rather waifu by a long shot.
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>>145578940
50 million. My waifu would make me happy, but with the million I can afford residence and luxury for me and my family for quite a long time. They're worth more than I am.
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Waifu obviously. Kurumi's spirit powers by themselves are worth far more than 50 million. Having them attached to a loyal, cute waifu just makes it better.
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>>145578940
Question. Will my waifu become 3D or remain 2D?
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