What do the watermelons symbolize?

>>145568850

my massive balls

>>145568850
my tits

>>145568850
The size of Shinji's anus

Sometimes a melon is just a melon.

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Hey Shinji, wanna /ss/?

Niggers.

They symbolize a slice of life

Maturity

virility

>>145568850
My dick

>>145568850
symbolism doesnt matter in NGE.

>>145568850
They are an extended metaphor for the viewers.

>>145568850
misato's tiddies

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>>145568850
It's... a fruit.

>>145570431
this

>>145568850
they're trying to tell shinji he's desperately low on selenium

>>145570279
le classic that started it all

>>145568850
Having a fucking hobby you autist.

>>145568850
Summer.

>>145568850
That this anime is for niggers

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>>145572452
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch

>>145571176
Hello?

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>>145568850

>>145568850
the fact Kaji was in fact a nurturing man despite what katsuragi thought of him.

>>145575094
>i'm an assasin backstabber but its okay because i grow fruit in my frontyard

>>145575345
It's a shitty cartoon, what do you expect?

>>145575345
who did he kill ?

>>145568850
Sons, Daughters, Shitposting

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>>145571176

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If Rei and Asuka were to spitroast Shinji, who would take his mouth and who would take his ass? What about Asuka and Mari?

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>>145568850

>What do the watermelons symbolize?

Innocent life that can't protect itself.

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Some bitch keeps stealing my watermelons

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>>145578598
some Bitch

>>145577973
>implying rebuild has any connection with NGE
nigga please

Rei is shit and a toilet

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>>145580138
id lick every last piece of shit from that pretty face of hers

>>145580138
this

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>>145580281
>pretty face

No degenerates allowed

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>>145580328
i'd suck her own shit out of her butthole

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>>145580389
>sucking shit out of shit

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>>145580281
>pretty face

kek

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>>145568850
Friendship

>>145580585
lmaoing @ toilet seat

>>145580619
what a slut

>>145580739
What a gaiafag post.

>>145580739
objectively best and better than toilet

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>>145580786

Shitsuka is shit, Rei is best girl.
If you like Shitsuka you are a jew.

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>>145580886
>Rei is best girl, toilets are the best. Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

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>>145568850
What does this symbolize?

>>145581914
Something about pleasure and ejaculation inside a vagina.

>>145582191
The pleasure of being cummed inside?

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>>145582216
Stop ruining my overused joke.

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>>145581914
>the full 30 minutes STILL have yet to be found
I thought I was close once too. If the walled city of Kowloon wasn't demo'd pre-'95 I'd almost believe there'd be a few copies in the rubble.

>>145582294
There's no proof that there is a 30 minutes and there's no reason to believe there ever was one since the current 12 minute video has credits at the end.

>>145582334
I've been thinking about that as well. Still, the possible existence of a 30 minute version has kept me on the hunt for years, as well as for any other 2D animated hentai, of which I'm only aware of 2 other Evangelion ones. One of which is already on the internet, and just a palette shift. I wish I had more resources to scrounge for data.

>>145582334
And by 2D animated I'm obviously referring to Evangelion-specific non-CG collections type shit.

Still though, your bold proclamation here >>145582334 kind of makes me suspicious.

>>145582500
I have never once seen anyone provide any proof for a 30 minute version existing; only rumors and hopes. It would be one thing if there were a broken download at an appropriate length, or a directory stating a certain length, or something of the sort, but that never happens. Until someone can provide even a hint of proof that such a thing might exist, there's no reason to believe it does.

>>145582621
But you see, that's what makes it so alluring. However, you being so adamant on the issue perplexes me. Almost like you figured out something.

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>>145582686
I figured out that, as things stand now, it's far more likely that it doesn't exist than that it does. It's not even the lack of solid proof, but the lack of scraps. If it truly existed, there would be more than just rumors and you desperation to find it.

>>145582895
That's one way to look at it, but do you have any idea of how much stuff never gets translated, or hell, even uploaded to the web in the first place? How many doujinshi from Comiket, especially earlier ones, that were never scanned? How many DvD's were never ripped?

Additionally, we have to see why it would be rumored to have a full 30 in the first place. What could the motivations be? I honestly doubt that, given if it is a rumor, the originator was banking on this exact moment years later to watch some obsessive anon like me lament over his journey for the fabled 30.

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>>145583078
Or hell, not even DVDs, but LDs and VHS's too. There's a reason why the Daicon IV laser disc fetches thousands of dollars in the ultra-rare event it does pop up on something like Yahoo Auctions or Ebay. Though, admittedly, that has more to do with the astronomical copyright-licnesing fees that Anno and company would have had to cough up at the time for a release any bit bigger than they did.

>>145583078
Even among if things aren't translated, they can make it onto the web. Even if they don't make it onto the web, often times there are still records of them, for instance on that one site that just records all the doujins out there, or even just on Pixiv when artists advertise samples.

In this case, we have something that is translated and has a clear beginning and end. If there were a part 2, it would be very likely that there would be a record of it. The fact that you can't provide anything even suggesting that it exists despite your apparent years of searching tells me that it's far more likely that it doesn't exist at all.

>we have to see why it would be rumored to have a full 30 in the first place.
Because people will eat up anything. It's not exactly a rarity to see Evafags jump on some bullshit theory someone half assedly throws out there without giving any thought into whether it actually holds water or not.

Certainly, it is possible that a longer version could exist. However, I simply do not see any reason to believe it does.

>>145568886
Kaji's massive balls actually

>>145583396
I hardly doubt the site you're referring to has catalouged every signle doujinshi out there, though I will admit, it has had some I'd certainly never seen before and had a hard time finding any record of. Anyway, Pixiv is still fairly new and there were certainly Comikets that had transpired before Pixiv existed. Furthermore, it could have possibly been a middle-section that was lost and henceforth never uploaded. Speaking of which it could've been lost the events of a natural disaster or, as joked before, a controlled demolition.

As for Evafags eating up anything, that much is certainly true and it isn't necessarily farfetched that someone would construct such a rumor without much of an intent.

Again, however, I don't see why you're so pecuiliar about the issue.

>>145583664
Highly doubt, woops.

>>145583664
I was using those more as examples, not saying that proof for this movie existing would be on those sites. I'm just saying that there should be proof, and the fact that neither you nor anyone else can provide even a hint of it tells me that it's far more likely that it doesn't exist.

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>>145568990

Daily reminder that Misato knew she was going to die and just wanted to distract Shinji so that he'd get on the elevator and not feel guilty about leaving her.

>>145584174
but he knew https://thirdimpact.xyz/

>>145568850
A locus of control.

>>145568850
Man's inhumanity towards man.

>>145575005
why does his headrest look like a puckered anus

>>145582294
>>145582334
>>145582453
>>145582500
>>145582621
>>145582686
>>145582895
>>145583078

can somebody please explain to me what the fuck is going on?

>>145586266
Porn.

>>145586449
where do I find it?

>>145586502
On the internet.

>>145568850
Fear.

>>145586652
>Fear
No, that comes later

>>145586520
Nigga don't fuck with me. If there's some rare ass Evangelion faps to be had, goddamn it I want them. What's this shit about the walled city of Kowloon?

>>145586712
He was being dramatic. Just search on Nyaa and you'll find it.

>>145586729
I mean, is there at least a name for it that I could start with?

>>145586764
Human Salvation Project.

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>>145586795
thank you

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>>145586848
>/co/posting saucefag

>>145586795
Why would you spoonfeed this retarded newfag?

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>>145587110
How else would I have discovered something so obscure?

>>145586681
Go away bane

>>145587257
>obscure
Kill yourself, newshit. Lurk for at least two years before posting.

>>145587257
It's apparent a good amount of us have seen it. Found an ad that linked to it myself back when Newgrounds was a thing and Naruto hentai that led you back to Naruto XXX was amok. The ads on those third-party porn sites have always been out of control.

>>145568850
Something simple to protect, that will disappear if Shinji doesn't get into the robot, that's what Kaji says.

Misato Tits

>>145568850
Why did Gainax decided to work with tomatoes and not oranges or watermelons? What does the tomatoes represent?

>>145591742
America.