New KanColle movie key visual.
Big reveal for the movie?
You are required to choose and marry only one.
Best girl better be in it.
You would think that with how low they've stooped they would only have upwards to go, but they'll find a way to take out the shovels and dig themselves further into the ground.
Yuugumo's housewife power level is probably really high, but Urakaze is a whole different level.
Will Akizuki be able to finally be MC if she gets the right outfit?
Your face when this is Yuudachi's POV?
I'll take the sluttiest one.
I just don't see the appeal of seeing the same tired character archetypes having always the same kind of character development and reacting in the most overused and predictable ways, and judging by the quality of the first season I can already assume that its execution will be mediocre at best.
Which shipgirl would be most satisfied with being their admiral's wife?
The age of the CL is upon us!
>two-timing with her own older sister's love interest
I prefer the original script draft.
>Aoba and Kinugasa in the PV
Good thing the anime aren't canon.
It's not that bland personalities are my favourite, it's just that there's nothing wrong with that. Her TTK love level is not as high as say, Umikaze or Mizuho, for example, and those two are just as bland, if not more so. And I like those 2 more.
>gets hated for wanting to work hard
Kind of unfair but it can't be helped.
That is true too. But that's how anime in general is these days. These cliches are a thing because they work considering how little effort is being put into them. And when you try sticking out in some way, it might backfire, so one might not want to risk doing something different.
Only something bad can come out of this.
Are you willing to fully devote yourself for the sake of her love though, like she is?
Maybe a few days in between classes.
I hope the Kumas are next after Tenryuu.
The reliable one.
>MtU will never do a Kuma upskirt because >shorts
feels bad man
That really doesn't work as well if they're lewd.
What he should make is one with a pure maiden like Suzuya.
He could do something like this again.
I want that crafty granny to stop trying to set up such obvious traps for her admiral in his own office.
Not focusing on the much more attractive, interesting and widely known battleships?
I'm okay with this.
No traps there, just a cute, young destroyer falling asleep in her admiral's office leaving herself all vulnerable.
>"Guppy has arrived!"
>"Tadpole reporting in!"
Reminder that only a cute, young girl can dress up as a maid and look this good!
Musashi, Yamato, Nagato, Mutsu, Bismarck and Iowa. It should be about them.
Not a bunch of snotty nosed kids whining about everyday crap.
Also it should be much more serious.
It's a hard choice you know, I like them all the 3.
I want to go with them on an old-fashion steam locomotive trip, visit some Taisho museums, and then watch a talkie.
Debut a brand-new character in the anime!
I'm still not convinced she's actually sleeping.
That's not the right thing to do.
I think she's just waiting for the right moment to strike when her admiral least expects it.
Why would the young and innocent kamikaze want to deceive her admiral?
Why not take them for a quaint time along the strand for a refreshing time sea bathing?
Does weed help with Yamagumo's menstrual cramps?
We'll have this discussion more in depth next month.
fine, was hopping someone else would do it.
'she gets handed a special item that doesnt get revealed until the climb max.'
'meanwhile the abyssal formally known as Kisaragi leads an abyssal attack towards the base.'
'plan wasnt to just defend the base but revive kisaragi to her formal self''
I'm going to require an exact and thorough explanation on your use of the word "young" in the that sentence and all the context that it would entail.
>same boring Fuckbuki MC
>same boring boats
>no foreign boats
at least I these last two mean they won't screw them up either
All you had to do was catch her hand before it was too late.
There's nothing wrong with Fubuki.
On the other hand, I always wondered how she fired her weapons.
Looks like Hayasui trapped her admiral behind the armory again.
>telling your wife you're too tired to have sex
How would you like to see her in swimsuit?
>Which shipgirl would be most satisfied with being their admiral's wife?
Houshou is basically made for that.
Her reserve tanks are filled to capacity and she requires her admiral's exclusive assistance to relieve them.
How would you write a good plot for the movie
Hard Mode: No killing off people
1945 Mode: no turning girls into abyssals
I want to
Now is not the time, that comes later.
I bet you would pet elsewhere too.
I want speedslut to pet my dick
All you need to know is to remember to pinch and squeeze them in a firm but tender rhythmic motion.
Oh you'd better believe it. I want her to grab my
armand snuggle in close for warmth on a cold dayso I can tell her she's a good girl.
Everyone in nonco's base is fucked up.
If only she was more like that.
You might want to consider using your mouth to help her.
"Only partly wearing her swimsuit" would be ideal.
It's the boat that is the most fucked up.
Naka is transitioning to JAV and she needs your support!
She will behave once she gets the D
Seemingly lewd girls who are secretly pure is my fetish.
You'll be losing a part of your demographic
You gotta think revenue, the ships are targetting major demographics, lolis, cowtits, flats. You got submissive girls and dominant like Nagato, maybe that's why they deepen her voice.
Then with all these cliches and tropes, the Faceless Self Insert Admiral hits home and seals it all together with the rest of the Japanese Demographic. The WW2 ships bring in old Geezers and the QT girls bring in everyone else. Yurishit and Harem are a major part.
You gotta think smart, what do our viewers want, actual plot or really cute girls
My navy base is a place filled with love and lolis.
Literally can't stop fapping to her. Know there are better shipgirls, boner disagrees vehemently.
>You'll be losing a part of your demographic
>You gotta think revenue, the ships are targetting major demographics, lolis, cowtits, flats. You got submissive girls and dominant like Nagato, maybe that's why they deepen her voice.
They deepened her voice because they were fucking twats.
>Then with all these cliches and tropes, the Faceless Self Insert Admiral hits home and seals it all together with the rest of the Japanese Demographic. The WW2 ships bring in old Geezers and the QT girls bring in everyone else. Yurishit and Harem are a major part.
Has it ever occurred to you that they lost their demographic FROM the cute bullshit? In an attempt to force characters into cliche roles that they fit in, they ruined the characters and left those who watched with a feeling of hatred. Then they went one step further and forced it on the game.
I'm not going to pay to see this shit, very few people are, and fuck, not even the Japs are. They hated that stuff just as much as we did.
Can you imagine how much money they'd make if they just STOPPED forcing their bullshit and actually gave us what we want? We're not suffering from stockholm syndrome here.
>You gotta think smart, what do our viewers want, actual plot or really cute girls
They tried the latter and look how it went. God forbid we go for a niche or sleeper sales.
Oh god now she's about to be ruined too.
She was one of my favorites post-Mangato. Quiet, soft, friendly, kind and with huge titties. Also good stats.
I wonder what awful fucking trope they'll turn her into. Closet pervert perhaps?
Choukai seems like a weird choice since her sisters are more popular.
I didn't care for Shimakaze at all until I actually got her, now she's one of my favorite DDs
I only wish she didn't get a bad rep
and the stupid trapshitbecause of her clothing
>KanColle supposedly taking place after WW2
>presumably in the future
>all the shipgirls use outdated WW2 weaponry instead of modern missile systems and railguns
>Rader barely exists and AA guns are pretty shitty
>using Battleships at all
>outdated Zeros instead of Jet Engines
>implying the Abyssels can defeat anyone especially the US Navy and the Royal Navy when Cruise Missiles, Nuclear Submarine, Missile Destroyers and the World's most Sophisticated Aircraft
>implying Nuclear weapons can't be used on enemy that resides on artificial islands
>Kantais being necessary at all when they're basically human with WW2 Weapon capable of destroying entire towns when there's no fail safe in case of an mutiny in the ranks
>giving one Admiral entire control over dangerous weapons when logistically it would be better if each admiral is given a task force of 4-8 ships, that can be combined to form massive strike groups or attack groups, that acted independently while under the command of a Grand Admiral that plans out course of actions and plans against the enemy
>Japanese "military" and "navy" doing anything without American Support, Advisors, Ships, anything
>the shipgirls having the intelligence of their human appearance like the DD having the mind of little children
>reportedly no PTSD care for emotionally damaged ship girls
>trading Size, Strength, Speed, Armor and Fire Power for Human emotions, a little mobility and girls, also the possibility of pregnancy
There's a lot of things wrong with KanColle
But the most important thing is
>needing outdated Shipgirls when your perfectly functioning modern navy is just sitting there
Honestly when she dresses like this you can't but give her shit for it. Easily the lewdest DD.
Magic is what normal folks use to cope with forces they don't understand
A few years researching these entities will give us all the information we need
Beside a nuclear weapon is the most powerful on earth, magic or not, nothing can survive a Nuclear, especially a modern nuke not the small flaccid one we threw at the Japs
What can I do for such a cute ship, I wonder?
Is your plan to nuke the entire ocean, then? And remember, Nagato only sunk after Operation Crossroads because she sprung a leak and nobody could board her because of the radiation to fix it.
Does she have autism or ADHD or both?
She's an only child. She needs a friend who is fast,no matter at what.
>get a new swimsuit
>admiral still ignores you
And yet we have seen Choukai, Aoba, Kinugasa, Furutaka, Kako, and Tenryuu in the movie trailers. Only Mikawa fleet ships missing are Yuubari and a destroyer that isn't part of the series currently.
So you finally chose not to advert your gaze huh?
I want molest the abyssals
Same director and writer as the original TV series?
But can Godzilla survive
watching his son's ballerina recital>>145349168
>Surviving the effects of a Nuclear Explosion is the exact same as surviving multiple point blank Nuclear Explosion
Now Imagine what happened if you dropped a nuke a couple of miles from Nagato
Now imagine Dropping a fucking nuke on her, there would be no diving site of her to visit if that happened
Stop defending your objectively useless shipgirls
Americans do have one advantage in dealing with the supernatural
Who you're gonna call
Did you see their response to the backlash? They either deflected it towards the devs, which is possible they had a hand in it, or just claimed they did it the way fans would have liked.
Plus, its pretty obvious this was all pre-planned as it was announced at the credits of the last episode.
Even when she's being perfectly innocent, words cannot describe how hard that outfit makes me.
>needing outdated Shipgirls when your perfectly functioning modern navy is just sitting there
Go on, try to shoot the object, which is big as the average human and has the firepower of a battleship. Besides no one modern destroyer can't withstand battleship shells.
Shigure knows you secretly don't think of her as your one and only wife, you can't keep sending her on long term expeditions forever. She's going to catch you one day, then you'll regret it.
We can put bombs and missiles through specific windows on ships if we want.
The only real explanation I can think of for using shipgirls over a modern navy is that they can heal faster(a day or two) than regular ships can be repaired(several months to a year).
Shiggy is the only shipgirl for me.
>finely proportioned, squeezable health
I miss the 70s. Well, I was still pretty young, then but I use to go on many a cruises when I was a 20 something young buck and every black bartender I would shout at to act like the bartender on the love boat and they usually obliged and had fun with it.
Now wtf is the deal with cruise ships? It's like a overcrowded mess of cheap food and minorities. Ala the southwest air of the seas.
You catch Mutsuki like this. What do you do?
>During her approach to the US escort carriers, Choukai was hit amidships, starboard side, most likely by the sole 5 in (127 mm) gun of the carrier White Plains.
>the sole 5 in (127 mm) gun of the carrier White Plains
Choukai's defeat was lame even for IJN's standards.
Not as bad as those three DDs who killed themselves by dropping a bunch of depth charges around a minefield because they thought a sub was nearby after one collided against a mine.
Well yeah, I guess I already knew that.
Still, I'm not sure a little girl should be in that environment. Little kids going through puberty are also a mess with responsibility.
You lovely puppy Shiggy but I'm someone elses puppy.
>>KanColle supposedly taking place after WW2
>>Diomedia obsessed with re-enacting WW2
>>Kancolle's actual events are based in _some_ way on WW2 but the deaths and outcomes are not
Diomedia dun goofed so badly, they will bore a hole thru the planet at this rate.
Now you're just treating her like a kid on purpose.
I can't wait to see the tragedy. I want it dark and gloomy like real war. Still attractive children that I can masturbate to, but I want to see them being dragged through hell.
No, there was this one 3 episodes toddlercon ero real life series that took place at a kindercare I saw back in the comic chat days. They all acted like various grecian or Roman gods.
My god, this little old first grader was the sex obsessed slut and could actually pronounce her lines surprisingly good. Reminded me some of the olsen twins on full house. She took a 50 cd spindle down to the base.
Actually the rest of the story is far more of a joke.
>While the 20 lb (9.1 kg) payload of the shell could not pierce the hull, it set off the eight deck-mounted Japanese Type 93 "Long Lance" torpedoes, which were especially volatile because they contained pure oxygen, in addition to their 1,080 lb (490 kg) warheads. The explosion resulted in such severe damage that it knocked out the rudder and engines, causing Chōkai to drop out of formation. Within minutes, an American aircraft dropped a 500 lb (230 kg) bomb on her forward machinery room. Fires began to rage and she went dead in the water.
>While the 20 lb (9.1 kg) payload of the shell could not pierce the hull, it set off the eight deck-mounted Japanese Type 93 "Long Lance" torpedoes, which were especially volatile because they contained pure oxygen, in addition to their 1,080 lb (490 kg) warheads.
That's because the US had an extreme head start in submarine development leading the way in submarine design until the point of the very last submarines that the Germans developed.
Pretty much smaller than the bombs dropped on Japan.
Half a megaton is still breddy much. Keep in mind that the bomb that hit Nagasaki was only 20 kilotons, and Hiroshima was even less.
Very true. The Americans were advancing their designs throughout the interwar period, while U-boats were more similar to WWI-era boats than their contemporaries. Though to be fair, WWI-era U-boats were quite advanced.
What kind of middle schooler is this?
Don't know what you're talking about, obviously these are pre-schoolers.
>Implying the entire franchise isn't an intersection of /k/, /his/, and /a/
Don't be a faggot, Anon.