Would you let her suck your blood?

>>145324540
Nost just my blood, m8.

>>145324540
Yes, I'd give up my own life to save hers for sure.
even if it did land me into Avici
because i'm depressed as fuck, sorry for blog

Nah. I don't like her personality. Makes me want to glue her arm back on and rip it off again.

>>145324540
that scene triggered my amputee fetish.

Yes, she deserves life more than me.

A penis is full of blood when erect. And mine is erect now.

>>145324540
yes and I'd become her master like araragi, thanks

>>145324540
>I become an immortal vampire
Hell fucking yeah.

Yea, basically for the same reason arararagi did

>>145325702
What was his reason exactly? It just kinda looked like he got freaked out but then changed his mind.

>>145325694
this, would never refuse a chance to have immortality like this
having a blone loli vampire is a bonus

>>145325694
Only if she wants you to become an immortal vampire, she might take one look at you and decide she doesn't want to live with you forever.

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>>145325893
She's better in loli form don't you think?

>>145326009
of course of course, much better that she cant became a titty monster when we has hos steamy sex
also it seems like all this vam power cant fix araragi manlet's problem

>>145325993
so, what was the requirement to be chosen then?

>>145326102
*can

>>145326129
Are you a Japanese fucboi with no prospects in life?

>>145326009
Teenaged Kisshot was the best.

>>145326129
She wanted some of that Koyomi dick.

>>145326159
>japanese
was she a weeb or sth,
> no prospects
almost, that to mention did araragi have any kind of talents before turning into a vamp

Should I use commie subs?

>>145326009
Where's her nose

Gross. What did they do to the sexy vampire loli?

>>145326222
Her last thrall was also Japanese, she has yellow fever.

>>145325993
I don't want to live with her forever, either. I'd go my own way and enjoy eternal life to the fullest.

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>>145324540
No.

Of course

>>145324540
suck this
*unzips dick*

>>145326222
Araragi was pretty good in math.

That was his only talent before he became emo due to what happened to his childhood friend.

That would hurt. I'll pass.

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>>145326257
Middle one please.

>>145326261
Yes.

>>145324540
I'd gladly give my life for her without a second thought. Even if I don't get to become an immortal vampire that lived along side her. That would just be a bonus.

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Isnt kiss shot suppose to be the most beautiful woman on the planet?

Why is she so ugly then?

>>145331982
It's cause you're gay. That face isn't even one of her more ugly/broken faces in the movie.

>>145331982
>implying you wouldn't put your dick in that mouth

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>>145326257
i can't wait till the middle comes, so cute.

All of her forms are so great

>>145332686
Why does Araragi have such a manly jawline there?

Why was Shinobu angry at Araragi in Bake?

>>145332748
when she was always sitting alone?
i don't think she was angry

>>145325890
He wanted to die so he might become a better person in his next life.

>>145332796
She was better as a cute mute loli as opposed to the bratty loudmouth she became later.

>>145332748
Because he made her not a full vamp instead of letting her die.

>>145332748
You'll find out at the end of Kizu.

>>145332748
It's to do with how Arararagi resolved things in Nekomonogatari Black, which involved him using her sword in a way she didn't like. If memory serves.

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>>145332866
i like it, it just means they've became that much closer

>>145324540
Yes.

>>145324540
>get to hang out with shinobu forever

sounds to me honestly, i don't do anything with my life anyway

>>145333034
not only that, you also get to hang out with hachikuji forever

>>145332796
>>145332948
Why do anime-onlys think they're qualified to answer questions about Shinobu?

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>>145331982

>>145324540
I would fuck loli kiss-shot that's for sure.

>>145333275
Fuck I'm surprised most people haven't just read Kizu yet at this point. I mean I know Monogatari isn't told in chronological order but if you haven't read Kizu before Nise, a lot of things onward just plain don't make much sense since the make direct Kizu references. The whole story involving Kiss-shot's first servant and Araragi and Shinobu's entire relationship loses a lot of impact if you haven't read Kizu by then.

>>145333275
Why do you think you're qualified to answer question about Shinobu? Are you the writer?!

anyways, I think it was mentioned in the show of what caused her to become mad

>>145333410
She was mad because rararagi didn't give her the dick she needed.

>loli kiss-shot is weaker than koyomi
>koyomi didn't use this opportunity to rape kiss-shot

Hopefully C91 will change this.

>>145326257
If you pick anything other than the last you are a pedofile.

>>145333576
He outright considers raping Teenage kiss-shot in her sleep.

>>145324540
What was the OST when Oshino defended arragi figthing?

>>145333622
shes 500+ and anime

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>>145333408

>>145324540
>let her suck your blood
>she literally starts drinking gallons of it
>you begin to loose consciousness
>you walk up naked next to her the next morning

what do?

>>145332748
Kizumonogatari Part-3 Spoiler The way for Araragi to become human again is to kill Kiss-shot. Kiss-shot have accepted this. Araragi doesn't want to kill her, so he gets Meme to remove almost all of her vampire powers. Araragi doesn't completely become human again, retaining some of his powers. She's now a shell of a vampire, and she's dependent on Araragi to give her blood as it's the thing that keeps her from starving. She's angry at Araragi for not killing her and reducing her to that state

What's the order to watch them again?

These series and movie names aren't very good at indicating viewing order.

>>145335447
Either in order of release, or Bake -> Kizu -> Nise -> Release Order, but since Kizu is not fully out yet go with release order.

>>145324540
Maybe a little.

>>145324540
Yes.

>>145335447
You should read Kizu to make any sense of it.

>>145335447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monogatari_episodes

>>145333576

the new tanabe kyou is vanilla loli trio

>>145333385
Already have.

In universe, probably
Out of universe, hell no. I want to die. That would be counter productive

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Would you let him suck your blood?

>>145333650
he never said that

>>145337018
I wouldn't look good in a provocative outfit, so no.

>>145324540
I would let her suck my dick.

>>145334673
Cuddle

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>>145334673
I say "Sucks to be you"

Didn't araragi say "suck me dry" or something like that?

Fuck, did i miss watching the subbed version with /a/?

>>145338780
Fit fag here. I would look great in that.

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see this. what do?

>>145324540
Only if she agrees to spell "suck" "succ".

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>they completely hid how she dropped her pomp and started wailing and flailing pathetically in the main series and trailers
I was honestly completely surprised by it, it was a very good scene. It still half-thought it was going to be an act to manipulate him.

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>>145347950

Fill her donut hole.

What? Did you think it was something sexual? You sick freak.

Actually, I just couldn't find the gif.You know the one.

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>>145347950
Pat her head and tell her that everyone still fears and respects her.

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>>145349842
This one?

>>145333385
are you actually telling people to read kizu first? don't be stupid that destroys the buildup to it. it's like saying read fate: zero first.

>>145350518

Nah, it's an overhead shot with her against the wall.

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>>145350785
Gotcha.

>>145350875
what is going on in this gif? is he transferring mana? i see... maybe he's also a master that got dragged into all of this.

>>145347950
ask for better quality

>>145324540
(insert joke about sucking dick)

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>>145353017
I need to redo a bunch of screencaps.

>>145350875
Why was that allowed?

>>145355342
It's DEEP symbolism that Araragi desperately wants to pound Shinobu senseless.

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>>145350875
>needs more fast.gif