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How lewd are half elves?

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How lewd are half elves?
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>>145286386
not enough
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>>145286386
remfags can fuck right off and jump off a cliff

emilia is the only one for me
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about 1/2 lewd, I think
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>>145286386
Half lewd.
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>>145286386
about 50%
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Here we can see some naturally occurring lewdness in the half elf species. I'm no expert, but this looks more than half lewd to me.
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>>145286386
Half elves are really smelly.
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Very. They're half human and half elf. They're effectively attracted to themselves all the time so they'll masturbate at all reasonable opportunities.
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>>145286386
Like a bitch
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Please marry me already Subaru. I would literally do anything for you.
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They're for half-rape.
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>>145288670
How do you half-rape?
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>>145288942
just the tip
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Emilia is very cute, hopefully she gets a happy ending. Daughteru material.
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Depends what the other half is.
If they're half human then they're 200% lewd
If they're half dwarf they're 25% lewd
If they're half elk then 50%
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>>145288971
Well if we consider your size an half rape would be almost like no rape, right?
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HARFFU ERRUFFU
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Elves are about twice as lewd as the average girl, so a half elf lewdness is about 150% of the average girl.
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>>145286386
one drop rule
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i really want to lick Emilia's cheek. It looks so soft
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>>145290237
I want to lick Emilia's thigh
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>>145290368
I just want her around me.
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>>145290578
You mean around your dick?
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>>145286386
Satella probably peeps on Subaru every time he takes a bath because she's such a naughty girl.

Oh, I can just imagine her saying "Subaru (naturally, she's on a first name basis), did your thing get longer today?" or "Subaru, it seems that your right testicle is hanging lower than your left one today, you bad boy." Just think how things would turn out when they actually do meet: Being the all-powerful, time manipulating witch of Envy, she'd probably abuse her time-stopping abilities just to have her way with him. She would unleash centuries’ worth of sexual frustration on Subaru, perhaps more than every single beta harem protagonist combined. And she won't stop for even a nanosecond, even if her pussy gets completely destroyed – Of course, only by her doing.

Just imagine what she would demand out of him when it's time for Subaru's turn. Or maybe, the poor thing won't even get his turn until a millennium had passed. She'd probably heal her hymen just so her precious Subaru can always take away her “innocence” whenever they do have sex. With an obsession this deep, it was no surprise that she destroyed half the world before she was tamed by the sage, the sword saint and the dragon.

I could picture it already. "Why are you stepping on the same ground as Subaru? None of you insects are worthy of him." She wound say, before proceeding to mercilessly slaughter everyone. Don't even get me started when she actually does meet Emilia and Rem. She'd probably morph her own pussy to one that’s identical to theirs, if that's what Subaru wants. Or even better, she’d probably mind break Subaru until her own holes are the only ones he can and will ever possibly want. Of course, any filthy whore who ever tried to steal Subaru’s heart would definitely be subjected to a fate worse than death beforehand. Beyond the shadow of a doubt, Satella would be more than happy with milking out every last ounce of Subaru's affection and semen for the rest of her life.
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>>145290629
No, anon, actually i don't mean my phallus. I mean my arms. My face. My chest. I want to love that girl tenderly. I want to hold her at night.
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>>145290765
But she's a smelly half-elf.
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>>145290707
Holy shit dude
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>>145286386
No where as lewd as anthropomorphic Finnish firearm elves
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>>145290765
>Not walking her home gently
Filthy plebian. I bet ou hold hands too!
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>>145291728
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Half as lewd as full elves, who are made for rape

therefore half elves are made for non-penetrative sexual assault and therefore terrible

Emilia is still best girl though
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