Why is she so perfect?

Because boys make the best girls.

>she

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Because flat is justice.

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>>145279202
I want to be leglocked by those God like thighs

>athletic
>pettanko

Best combination.

>>145279252
>God like
Son, you goofed hard

>>145282007
>Goddess

>>145278697
Thready reminder that Loki fucked all the things in Norse mythology.

90% of Asgard's problems were caused by Loki spreading his legs too easily. That's why they put him in a chastity belt and tied him to a rock underneath a massive cock that drips steaming hot precum 24/7.

His wife has to collect it in a bowl to prevent it from dripping on his face (which causes him to get hard immediately, and is incredibly painful in the cage his cock is in), but she has to empty the bowl when it gets full, so despite her best efforts he writhes in pain whenever his favorite thing in the world drips all over his trappy face.

>>145284172
I wish to see Loki-sama guzzling cum while squirming in delicious pain.

>>145285777
I do too anon, I do too.