You are granted the opportunity to bring your waifu to life.

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>>145267421
Is there hell waiting for me when I die?

I would bring pic related to life, but pretty sure she'd be disgusted with me for the most part besides looks kinda.

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>>145267650
It would most likely be a scenario where you would be trapped in nothingness for the rest of eternity, left alone to ponder about all the mistakes and grievances you left in the mortal world. But hey, that's just a suggestion.

>>145267808
Yea fuck that, I'd rather just end it and be at peace then have some time with the waifu before eternal torment thank you.

>>145267808
There are two possibilities--

You die and cease to exist entirely, no heaven, hell, nor purgatory.

You become a monstrous embodiment of despair, psychologically tormented by your deepest regrets, meting out curses upon humanity by driving them to violence or suicide, or simply killing them slowly. This lasts for a while until you're killed, whereupon you cease to exist as above.

>>145267421
Just pick a waifu with reality bending powers to save you

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>>145268097
Your loss, anon. You could've had powers that even I couldn't comprehend.
>>145268353
Pretty much this

am I guaranteed that my waifu loves me?

this is important

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>>145268522
Yes, you should've asked me earlier anon.

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>>145268585
>>145268419
>>145267808
>>145267421
No regrets, then.

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>>145268585
fuck it, I've lived a decent, although short life

come to me, poplar

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>>145268616
>>145269017
Good tastes. Hope the contract is worthwhile.

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>>145267421
I'm am real Tomoko but as a guy.

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>>145269261
>>145267421
ESL-KUN will be with tomoko soon his love for her is that powerful.

I am the true wish maker.

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>>145267421
I would rather have a short, enjoyable life as opposed to a long, miserable one.

I pick waifu.

also, my waifu is basically cheating.

>>145267421
It gonna backfire. I save your thread.

>>145268616
K-on-kun?
>>145269017
Poplar-kun?

are you still there?

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I'm not sure where I'd even go if I died when I brought her to life

Sorry. I promised my soul to someone else quite some time ago. I can't back out of that now.

Is there something else that might interest you? I wouldn't mind having an Asuka.

>>145271834
Technically you get to keep your soul; it's just torn out of your body and turned into jewelry.

>>145267421
By bringing to life you mean a 3DPD life?

>>145267421
You know, I've always wanted to got to a con and be at a panel with Gen or one of the other Madoka head honchos and ask them the following question:

Is Kyubey unable to form a contract with males/older women, or does he simply choose not to because it's less efficient?

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>>145267421
Could I wish to be my waifu?

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>>145267421
i would be selling my soul to my waifu; easiest contract of my life

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>>145267421
Hey, QB.
Hey.
QB.
Fuck you

>effectively turning my waifu to 3D
No, fuck off.

Yeah sure, my waifu is powerful enough to make your shitty contract null and void, and end the plague of your race, you little rat kike fuck.