Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1624

What are some Japanese gangster phrases that will get me mad pussy like that hip dude in the OP?

>>145247565
オマンコください

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Obligatory meme post.

俺わ日本

Today I did Anki for 38 minutes and then I read a visual novel for 2 hours and 6 minutes.

>>145247859
ebin.

>>145247859
Why is this a bad thing

>>145248232
Because he stopped to come shitpost here.

>>145248232
Because he should've done Anki for 2 hours and 44 minutes

むむむ
やっぱ中国語諦めるか

>>145248632
ははは

>>145248356
Theres literally nothing wrong with this.

メアリーさんはラブレターを書くの上手だ。
アノンくんも？

Today I did Anki for 87 minutes.

>>145247565
Just roll your r's like a mother fucker and you will be one pussy loving cool cat.

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>>145247859

Today I did anki for 34 minutes, read a visual novel for 2 hours 26 minutes, played Idolmaster Starlight Stage for 40 minutes and shitposted on /a/ for 6 hours 20 minutes.
At least today I didn't spend 3 hours masturbating like I usually do.

>>145249088
女の子（ビッチ）は俺のポスティングを読んだ後惚れてしまうぞ

>>145249787
あっ！とてもかっこいいだな。

>>145249088
大切な(you)へ
貴方の糞投稿毎日見てると
見蕩れてちまった
僕の嫁になれませんか

>>145249088
レイプさせてやがれ、この雌豚が！！

>>145250160
大切な(u)へ
ちゃんと童貞を守っているよね

>>145250547
レイプされてしまえば永遠の愛が咲くと言ってんだな

Today I did anki for 0 minutes, PLAYED a visual novel for 10 minutes and masturbated to JAVs for 4 hours and 33 minutes.

All in all a productive day.

>>145251613
how do you keep from getting abrasions on your dick

i cant jerk off more than like 2 times a day or else the skin comes off and i get scabs

>>145251613
wow you learn it all in no time

>>145251613
i like that you put played in all caps as if your plan to trigger weebs was all carefully and thoughtfully planned out well i hope the best for you

>>145251703
I guess some men are just born to fap.

>>145251839
i wanted to buy a tenga but my mom wont let me use her credit card

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How is my pixiv commento?

どちらがvi娘？低いぺったんこ？eMacsはちょっと肥大化から、巨乳のプログラム娘が相応しいだね。

>>145252207
じゃあ、母さんを肉オナホにしてしまえばいいじゃない？

>>145252336
It's "Emacs" not "eMacs".

>>145252372
Dang, you're right.

But how's the japanese?

>>145252336
It's pretty obvious which is which, do you really have to ask? Short girl even have hairclips in v shape.

>>145252415
What japanese?

>>145252475
I'm wondering because the title is "viたんとemacsたん", but the one I thought was vi was on the right. I know Japanese sometimes (including on websites such as pixiv) reads left-to-right, but do Japs always think right-to-left?

>>145252415
white as hell

>>145252712
What's the tipoff?

Today I did anki for 0 minutes, watched anime for 2 hours 50 minutes, watched a lets play for 25 minutes and shitposted on 4chan for who knows how many hours. I still have 6 hours of the day left which I will spend mostly watching anime while shitposting

>>145253605
I can't sit still and watch anime for that long anymore, it's fucking impossible. Do you do something to play with your hands, or do you literally sit still?

>>145247859
Today I did wanikani for 45 minutes, pimsleur for 60 minutes, and wrote 20 kanji 100 times.

>>145253730
I usually play a mobile game on my phone or shitpost while watching anime

>>145253605
>let's play
I've been getting into 女性実況 lately, never thought listening to japanese girls playing vidya could be so fun.

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>>145247859
Well? Are you proud of what you've started?

Can you do anything good with a Galaxy Note? I have one that I was thinking of selling for a smaller phone, but might keep it if it'd be useful.

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<- this is why if you don't have a lot of experience you shouldn't worry too much if you don't understand the occasional sentence and should just move on

>>145252748
The thing about gaijin writing japanese is pretty much everything is usually a tipoff Both word choice and grammar.
Here's one: 相応しいだ

>>145254165
Looks like 巨悪 is a real word, though.

>>145254378
Yeah perhaps that was intentional.

A few lines later it had Xを気がついた though instead of に気がついた

>>145254165
There's literally nothing wrong with your screenshot.

>>145254433
That seems like an odd mistake to make for a native speaker.

>>145254433
What's the whole line?

褌

>>145254523
思い is supposed to be 重い but nice try

>>145254577
ひかりがまだプリマヴェールとして未熟で、戦いを恐れていることを彼が気がついていた

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おはようおにいちゃん

ひとつたのまれてくれない？

>>145255024
It's two sentences you retard.
少女が思い、溜息をついた

>>145255185
うん、何

In the sentence
にほんじんはお米が大好だいすきです。
What does the お before 米 do? I see it a lot in sentences.

>>145255311
No it fucking isn't dude. Don't be so confident when you're still guessing your way through reading.

>>145255024
No を気がついた there and also nothing wrong with the sentence

>>145255421
>thoughtful sigh

>>145255518
Are you the same person as >>145255311

Are you just trolling here? Or are you really this fucking confident about things you're completely wrong about.

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>>145255317
にほんじかん八時十五分、いまからだいたい５０分後

一分間だけ、あなたの時間を分けてほしいの

たいせつなひの、たいせつなじかんなの

おねがい

>>145255585
I'm not him and yes I'm confident there's nothing wrong with that sentence. Go ahead and prove me wrong

>>145255185
漢字を使え、この屑人間。そんな文章ひっでぇ読みにくくて、くそに見えじゃねぇか。

>>145255778
>prove
Okay so you have no interest in actually learning from this thread. No point trying to convince you anyways desu, since you'll see the light if you just read more. It's pretty amazing that you managed to be so confused just by 彼が being stuck between を and 気がついた though.

「屋根から伝つて雨樋に落ち、雨樋から庭へ下る流れの喧しい音、庭の花壇も水に浸つてしまひ、門の下から牀下まで一つらに流れとなつて、地皮を洗つて何処へか運んで行く。」(吉江喬松の「五月雨」から)の「床下まで一つらに流れとなって」の部分が理解できません。ご解釈いただければ幸いです。

>>145255946
That 彼が is pretty fucking important there. Maybe you need to watch some more anime

>>145255974
むずかしいね、もうちょっと前後をよまないと情景が具体的にならないよ

>>145256082
Yeah okay you're a fucking idiot.

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Keep fighting anons. I want to see blood

>>145256128
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>>145255352
It makes the following word more polite. Keigo is weird, I know.

Note that this generally only applies to words of Japanese origin; words of Chinese origin are usually prefixed with 御(ご) instead.

Do note that for some words, such as ご飯（ごはん）, the polite form of the word is pretty much the only one -- in fact, if you see the 飯 without the ご in front of it, it's a completely different word (めし）.

>>145256094
http://www.aozora.gr.jp/cards/000220/files/1094_18853.html
けれど「一つら」とはどういうことですか？
一面ということならもし"From under the door to under the floor it became a stream on top of a surface"それとも「に」が書き間違えだとしたら"It became one broad (like a surface) stream"かな

>>145256576
あまどいって、地面にちかいところから雨がでるの。ふつうはこのみずは透明なんだけど

ひどいあめになると、この水が地面の土を削って、土色に色づくことを言っているんじゃないかなあと思うよ

一つらが間違った日本語じゃないかとおもっているのかもしれないけど、ただしいよ。

にほんごでも、せつめいしにくいけど、いのちとかきせつとか、ながれていていつもおなじものではないのに、いつもおなじにみえるものの形用に、一つら、って使うことがあるよ

>>145256875
よく分かりません
元の投稿の文章を書き換えしたらどうなるんですか？

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>>145256173
Neah but I will hold onto this screenshot to post when he makes posts like >>145256082 in the future

>>145257084
雨が、庭で、川になっている

だよ

日本語を勉強するのは楽しいですが、全然簡単ではないや！how cool is this sentence?

水は濡れる

>>145257221
バニラアイスアイスベイビー

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じかんだ

あたし

ゆかなくっちゃ

おにいちゃんも

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みな、いってしまった

>>145257221
très かっこいいです

>>145257827
どかん

>>145257827
イモウト様は南京のことをどう思うでしょうか？
全部嘘よね～

>>145257371
>>145257827
お前何言ってんだろ

>>145257976
アホ外人爆笑

Today I didn't do my Anki reps yet, haven't played any novels, but I read h-manga for 49 minutes in between faps.

Do the nips not have a native word for orgasm?

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How would you guys translate "Monomyth" into japanese?

to clarify:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey

What do you guys use to watch your japanese girls play video games? I tried niconico but this site seems like complete ass. Videos are constantly buffering and telling me to upgrade to premium.

>>145258778
why would they need one

>>145258891
/v/人出て行け！

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>>145258891
>japanese girls play video games
They should be learning Japanese

>>145258891
i just watch my girlfriend pwn noobs on xbox

Does anyone here have a list of Japanese vulgar words?

>>145259356
手をつなぐ

>>145259450
See you in 4 days

>>145259500
i dont get the joke

>>145259654
its not a joke, he means hes going to take a shit

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>>145257937
タイムマシンをつくって

みてくればいいんだとおもうよ

>>145258891
Let the videos buffer for a couple minutes before watching. Reading the comments flying by is actually pretty fun and gets you some speed reading practice

>>145260110
そんな場面なんて誰も見たくねーんだよ

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>>145258891
>I tried niconico but this site seems like complete ass. Videos are constantly buffering and telling me to upgrade to premium.
I have premium.

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>>145260997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU

輪姦學校ってなんですか

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>>145260997

>>145261165
お前の行く場所

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>>145261152
>the last shirt

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>>145261152
i know that A..

>>145261283
彼奴じゃないけど輪姦學校なんていいんだね
女の子としてで

>>145261264
It's only 540 yen/month and lets you watch timeshifted live broadcasts without having to reserve them beforehand.

>>145261410
>timeshifted live broadcasts
え？

>>145261697
shhh let him believe

>>145261736
Are you retarded or just never used NND?

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Time for Anki reps

>>145263059
ご愁傷様

why do you use anki? it would be better to read a manga a novel or play a game than memorizing words/kanji for no reason

>>145263336
It's not like you have to pick one or the other

>>145263392
at one specific point in time you kind of do

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>>145263336
>why do you use anki?
its in the guide

if you dont like it, write another guide oh wait

>>145263336
No it wouldn't. It's better to do both if you want to expand your vocabulary as efficiently as possible.

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>>145263059
fine

>>145263336
>memorizing words/kanji for no reason
negro

>>145263579
show me the fruits of your efficient labor

>>145263579
it's not efficient, you are not a computer, you are not a japanese-english dictionary you learn things efficiently through practice not memorization

>>145263336
I think it's better to at least do anki for 1000 words or so to get some kind of foundation.
Not necessarily because it's better for learning, but because it's better for motivation and confidence. When I first started reading I had at least maybe 1.5k words known and it was still discouraging as fuck to see that endless stream of new words and kanji coming at me.

It's like anki is a flood gate. Even if you're doing reading while using it you still don't panic because you don't feel obligated to learn all the new shit you see while reading, you're just "doing reading practice" and you'll really learn them when you see it in anki.
But without that anki safety net you kind of panic and wonder how the hell you're ever going to accomplish this monumental task.

>>145263799
a house is only is as strong as its foundation and this is why yours crumbles in the wake of even the weakest 暴風s

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テレビを見るとか漫画を読むとか回数が減したんだ

>>145263942
*減った
馬鹿だよ

>>145263909
Admitting to being intimidated is not a weak foundation numbnuts.
If you're going to tell me you've never once been intimidated while learning Japanese then I would have to assume you know much less than me.

>>145263748
You're drawing a false distinction between 'practice' and 'memorization'. Anki is just focused practice.

>>145263336
>for no reason
Isn't learning Japanese a reason enough? It's not like I lifted all those cards from some dictionary at random.

>>145264044
i know the entire kanji alphabet dont even try to fuck with me

>>145264092
Practice involves reading, writing and speaking the language. Anki is just memorization.
Why don't you open a dictionary for begginers and read 20 words everyday?
I can agree with >>145263799 it may be a start before being able to read but the less time you spend using it instead of real practice the best it will be for you and the learning of the language.

>>145263799
>I think it's better to at least do anki for 1000 words or so to get some kind of foundation.
>Not necessarily because it's better for learning, but because it's better for motivation and confidence
I agree. The amount of words is arguable doe. But with a solid ground of words you don't feel so discouraged when starting to read. There's this book with the 6000 most common words in Japanese. I think to start with the first 2000 of this is pretty good. 2000 sounds like much, but they included also grammarpoints like the te form or oku and shit as words for some reason
But a lot of anons here are ankidrones, so one should really do the jump from anki to mining at some point.

>>145264628
>do the jump from anki to mining at some point
What the fuck do you think mining is?

>>145261697
You can't watch live streams after they ended unless you "reserve" it beforehand, if you don't have premium. And you can only reserve them like an hour before or some stupid shit.

>>145264679
I don't think you know what ankidrones are newfag

>>145264628
>do the jump from anki to mining at some point.
What did he mean by this?

>>145264736
So you have to pay to use a feature pretty much every other streaming site gives you for free?
Amazing.

>>145264894
At least there are reasons to watch them since it's not all people playing video games. Who the fuck watches past broadcasts on Twitch?

>>145264894
The site is a piece of shit but the nips use it because it's the only japanese site for it

日本語を勉強したくねえんだよクソ野郎
このスレの人を爆破しろ

>>145265390
me since im not on freedom timezone
and i use '--player-passthrough hls' so i dont have to use their shit site

>>145265888
What the fuck is the point then? Not to mention the cancer that is twitch chat.

>>145247565
少しマンコを食べさしてくれ！

>>145264628
just watch 10,000 hours of anime

>>145265957
>Not to mention the cancer that is twitch chat

i use some plugin bttv or some shit along with a number of choice underage keyword filters to chemo it

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Are they making fun of him because he's being impolite by using「ぜ」despite his appearance or what. Fuck it

How long until I can start making sentences ?

>>145266694
You just made one.

>>145266795
Actually, I take it back because of the space you put right before the question mark. What the fuck is up with that?

>>145266836

It's a common trend with foreigners with Rosetta Stone-tier English

>>145266348
Read more and you'll understand.

I would really like a Japanese girlfriend

do Japanese like Brits?

>>145266795
>>145266836
>>145266862
>Tfw you know if you found the faggot behind this post it would be a neckbeard that smells like shit

I can't even get mad.

>>145266889
I got it literally right after posting but I never delete my posts

>>145266836
style points

>>145266913

You both likely have shit teeth so that's something in common I guess

>>145266913
They like any westerner. Some of the not so cute ones don't even mind if you are a nerd or shit

>>145266913
>do Japanese like Brits?
no

名古屋市中村区名駅四丁目5番地です
why is 4 in kanji and not 5?

>>145267078
It's an address you idiot

>>145266921
>it would be a neckbeard that smells like shit
You have no idea :^)

>>145265390
Probably most people? Twitch isn't all just random sperglords shitting in front of a webcam.

I'm watching all of GSL season 1 right now, for example.

>>145267117
yeah but in english it would be 4-5 meieki

>>145267333
what? look up how the japanese address system is working if you don't understand it.

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やきおにぎりつくって

たーべーたーいー

磁石はどうしてくっつくの

>>145268043
くたばれ、カス

>>145268242
悪口やめろ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcujQwmEcl0

>>145268085
死んだ魔法少女の魂がそこに宿っているのだから
その魔法少女の魂がお互いを欲するあまり、死んでもお互いを引き寄せようとするのだ

それぞまさに世界で一番純粋な愛なり

>>145268338
>tfw when met one of these guys in a club in Shinsaibashi
Do people really listen to this shit? All of these guys seem like they trying way too hard

>finish anki for the day
>nothing else to do to study
>if I add more words to anki it will get overwhelming fast

I havent used anki once

>>145268721
You could always do a 2nd review of the same stuff

Or stop being a pussy and just add like 10 or 5 more.

Or brush up on grammar since thats never really 'done'

>>145268721
read
e
a
d

>>145268781
How ironic.

>>145268456
>魔法

So considering that 魔 is the kanji for demon and 法 is the kajji for law, is there a negative connotation for 魔法 similar to the west with witchcraft and if so is there another word for magic that's more neutral?

>>145268898
宗教

>>145268801
If he could read in Japanese he wouldn't need to learn it since he would already know it

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>>145268721
>Anki is all I do
>できない

Read, listen, or study grammar.

>>145268898
>is there a negative connotation for 魔法 similar to the west with witchcraft
No, Japanese religions are totally cool with magic and shit.

>>145269722
>read
>before getting 90% vocab coverage
No thanks

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>>145270057
PFFFFFT

>>145270057
>only 90%
enjoy stopping every 5 minutes to look something up

>>145269941
they seem cool with a lot of things
お参り doesnt seem forced at all unlike 'going to church' in a western sense

Is Human Japanese worth my shekels?

>>145270469
save your money and just get your ass to tokyo ill let you get me coffee and occasionally get under my desk and blow me

>>145270469
your shekels already speak all languages

>>145270573
Will you teach me Japanese while I blow you?

>>145270284
What? 90% coverage means stopping every other sentence at least. But still, it's enough to start grokking grammar.

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>>145270581
This

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Wow thanks I just got fired for using this deck.

>>145270901
Holy shit I'm blind.

>>145270901
It's an elbow, man.
Where the fuck people keep downloading 2k with that terrible layout holy shit

>>145270057
I'm with you. Reading while having to look up every other word isn't reading.
I'm not going to start reading until my anki dick reaches 20k unique words.

>>145270901
肱

For real, though, is Human Japanese actually any good? It seems alright but I don't know. Learning Grammar with Tae Kim is shit and Genki isn't any better. I'm looking for something that doesn't make me want to die.

>>145270615
全部飲み込んでたら全部教えてあげるわ

I want to read/write/speak japanese but dont want to learn it

what is the best program for this

>>145271075
japanese the manga way

>>145271083
http://comedyinstitute.com/ can hook you up

>>145271075
Try Japanese the Manga Way, it's in the CoR.
You you can't handle that then you can't handle Japanese.

If you don't practice writing kanji you cannot learn Japanese.

>>145271135
>>145271147
I've got Japanese the Manga Way downloaded and have read about 40-50 pages into it. It seems pretty good.

>>145271163
Japanese people do NOT use kanji.

Learning Kanji is a waste of time because you will never use it

>>145271231
>justneverlearntoreadorbefluent
goodadvice

>>145271231
I heard that if you slit a white man's tongue, they will be able to speak in kanji. 面白いですね

>>145271285
i heard that if you tongue a white mans slit they will be able to speak in banji

>>145271049
>everyone should start reading before knowing a single word! In fact, you don't even need kana! Just hook up a machine translator and start guessing!

>>145271539
i mean why do people bother to learn japanese anyway when you can just text hook erogames like subahibi and muramasa and get the general idea and dont waste a lot of time

not learning japanese is actually more efficient than learning japanese with the advent of modern electronic translation technology

>>145271795
ｓｔｙｌｅ　ｐｏｉｎｔｓ

美少女が一匹
美少女が二匹
美少女が三匹

>Go on any japanese forum
>Don't know like 45% of the words used

Is there any way to retain vocabulary better than just anki? I find that I'll remember words for a day with no context, and then completely forget about it when I see it used. . .best case scenario, it's vaguely familiar, and then when I realize it's an anki word it's permanently retained.

How do I speed this up?

>>145273351
hang out with normal boys and shoot the shit everyday

>>145273351
Write each kanji 10 times.

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Not sure about the ふたつ in here.

When I looked for lodging, my rushed application was approved (in 2 correspondences) by akiko?

A little help?

>>145273351
Read more.

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>>145273351
how the hell do you think anki works, you cant just 'visit' once and expect to remember anything

in anki thats the same as seeing the card only once. put on your lurking ghillie suit and fucking step it up senpai

>from /int/ japanon

>長過ぎるので、書きたい所だけにもう少し省略することをオススメしますが
>にも

how does this work?

>>145273906
I only do listening practice now, reading is for nerds

>>145274020
wait

>に　もう

Fuck

>>145274024
私も。でもアンキを諦められないよ

>>145271795
Life is more than just fapping to hentai

>>145273842
It's an idiom meaning "saying yes without hesitation."

>>145273842
二つ返事

>>145274020
>how does this work?
Are you asking the meaning?
"TLTR"

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>>145266348

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つめのびた

おにいちゃんきって

>>145274910
Question: Why do they call it moon runes?

>>145275547
whoops didn't mean to quote >>145274910

>>145275547
Because they use moonspeak.

anki sucks

世界で一番大きなちんこを持つヤツは俺

>>145275886
ほら、朝よ。夢から目覚めないと。

>>145275987
朝の手淫をいただいてありがとう

Did you know Japanese people, when typing "ちゃ", will use "tya" not "cha"?

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>>145276358
I do not see how rap would help anyone desu

>>145276358
whys that neechan so purple

>>145276244
not using kana keyboard is still dishonourable pleb shit desu

>>145273351
When I read 2chan posts I find it helps my retention tremendously to occasionally scan backward through posts I just read and see if I can recall the kanji in reverse order.

For example if I read a post like:
>おっぱいの平均サイズがインフレしてるのすごい好き
and say I didn't know any of those words/kanji then I would just spend a little extra time studying them, and move on. Then a few posts later I would scan them all backwards and when I came to this post I would say
>好 - su
>均 - kin
>平 - hei
while at the same time thinking of the meaning of the word the kanji are found in. Bonus points if I can remember the "meaning" of the kanji too, but I don't put too much effort into that.

I know it seems a little silly, but doing things in reverse is actually a really effective way to improve memory in almost anything. Musicians even do this when trying to memorize music by playing the piece backwards or trying to switch the hands they're playing with, etc..

Try it for a few days and I bet you'll be shocked at how poorly you do even on words you think you know very well. It forces you to make sure you're not cutting corners.

>>145274910
爪鑢はどこ

>>145276358
Couldn't make your Japanese any worse desu

>>145276708
i guess one could argue it would make your japanese better on the grounds of being in contact with a real japanese person in real life which is an improbability for most of the posters itt

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>>145276687
ポーチにはいってるよ

あとトップコートもかけて

>>145276237
朝立ちは、男の健康のバロメーターと言う事は幻想にすぎない。

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Post something that you wish you knew when you were starting out

>>145276996
japanese generally

>>145276996
kanji is useless

>>145276996
'なんでやねん’

i just walked outside to the store and was met with probably tens of thousands of people

apparently there is a fireworks festival happening just a short walk from my house

so many cute girls in kimonos and yukatas, but im too shy so im locked up in my room on 4chan ;_;

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>>145276996
That I don't have the willpower to learn it on my own. 5 years later and all I have to show is around 6-700 kanji and some very basic grammatical rules. I should have signed up for class when I was back in university.

>>145277118
>so im locked up in my room on 4chan
living the dream
cant believe one of us made it

>>145277118
Is this the one in 大阪 happening right now?

>>145277140
>5 years
>6-700 kanji
Oh shit nigger what are you doing?

今日は淀川の花火大会か

>>145277247
no

im in a small ass town north of tokyo

its so small and theres never anyone around here which makes it all the more surprising to see so many people.

but im the only white person here. nothing but couples and girls in yukatas and kimonos

>>145277282
That is over ONE HUNDRED kanji a year!

>>145277312
That's more than Japanese schoolkids learn in a year.

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おうどんとおそば

ばんげどっちたべたい？

>>145277349
What a madman, how does he do it? Must be the power of WaniKani.

>>145277312
one hundred too much

>>145247859
Today I did Anki for 75 minutes and played idolm@ster for 13 hours and 45 minutes.

Today I did Anki for 76 minutes and wasted the rest of the day. Can't even remember what I did all day.

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>>145277382
>Must be the power of WaniKani.
There was a thread yesterday on their forums which later got moderated and closed because some people filed complaints.

The gist of it was
>OP: How long did it take you to get this far on Wanikani?
>General consesus: 2.5 years for halfway through, can't even understand Pokemon games or Yotsuba though
>Some guy comes in saying "It took me a little less than 1 year and 3 months to finish it, you guys are shit"
>People start to complain
>IF YOU'RE FASTER THAN ME YOU MUST BE CHEATING!!!
>Is not about if you go slow or fast or if you're even learning or not, do you really think I care what you do? or even who you are?
>pic related
>Just go and keep doing cheating stuff to "help" others feel the illusion of knowledge

I've never seen this much autism and denial before in my life.

>>145277652
>I've never seen this much autism and denial before in my life.
hmm

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>file deleted

>>145277309
Why are you in Japan? You got a job there? Just curious

>>145277979
at least the people here know they are shit

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What's the best way to learn radicals and how to use them to look up kanji?

Also is it even better than just grinding a kanji deck?

>>145278020
*their

>>145278014
watch out youre literally talking to davido kun

>>145278038
There's radical decks in the guide.

If you wanna do kanji study you'll probably want to study radicals first. If you want to study vocab then I don't know, it's preference probably.

>70 reviews
>get 30 wrong
>takes 20 minutes

>>145278325
Radical decks are worthless.

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>>145278020
do agree, am shit

>>145278377
Why is that?

>>145278374
If you take longer than 1 second for a card then you should automatically fail it.

Stop wasting a minute trying to squeeze it out of your brain.

>>145278429
ok

>>145278409
Just forget it, I'll do my research on my own.

I've done some study on basic japanese grammar, but have come to the conclution that a bigger vocabulary is needed before continuing.
I'm using Core2K/6K right now and I think the best way for me to remember the different words is to write them down on a piece of paper as I pratice.
My question is would you suggest that I write the whole sentence that I get represented with from the Core2K/6K or should I just focus on the word itself.

>>145278529
You think wrong.

>>145278529
You just need a basic grasp of grammar and then refine it further when you encounter unknown stuff in reading/listening.

Forcing yourself to cram advanced grammar rules won't be fun and you'll never get a secure feel for it. There'll always be a bit of self questioning until you acquire it naturally over time.

Stevie agrees.

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>>145247512
Is the anon responsible for
http://core6000.neocities.org/dojg/
also responsible for hosting the DJT site at
http://dekinai.neocities.org/ ?
If so, I've finished updating the formation tables for the DoJG deck, which you may want to use to update the data your script is using to generate the /dojg/ page.

For reference, the weight difference between the older tables at the newer tables (all of them) is:
Newer tables: 735KB
Older tables: 3258KB
The deck CSS and data can be found here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QM2mwLf5Ot5_rZye4bsCsCKtsSWdCcjZCD3cMy7Q0bg/edit?usp=sharing
Blank entries in the table column mean that the given entry does not have a formation table. I fixed up a couple of minor typographical errors here and there in the process. Nothing major.

>>145278529
There's no point trying to write words you don't even know yet. Just focus on the word you are trying to learn, by all means write it but also try and visualize situations where it might be used. The sentences in core 6k are generally not very evocative so come up with your own if you can, even if it's something pathetically simple.

Post your favourite kanji!

雨　雪　雲　are my favs

>>145278038
>What's the best way to learn radicals
Probably just a radical deck for Anki. Feel free to draw them if you feel like it helps you remember them, isn't the case for everyone though.

>how to use them to look up kanji?
Either on Jisho by clicking the Radicals next to the search bar or by learning the dictionary radicals for each kanji and then looking up those, although I don't know much about that whole thing

>Also is it even better than just grinding a kanji deck?
Hard to say. For different people different things work best. Some get mature retention of 98% by jumping straight into core, others plateau at 96% despite doing individual kanji study and a radical deck.

Personally I'd say you're set if you do a radical deck and then go straight to a vocab deck. Instead of doing a kanji deck you can just look up unfamiliar kanji from your vocab deck on Jisho. Sounds inconvenient at first, but once you're 1k or so words in it's pretty smooth.

How do you get hiragana readings to sit neatly above their respective Kanji on an Anki card? The Core2k deck seems to put the reading into [ ] square brackets next to the Kanji but that doesn't work when I try to make my own cards in a different deck. Presumably they're doing some formatting thing that I don't understand and the readings are actually their own separate field/line?

>>145279158
Ones that look like what they mean really satisfying my autism. Things like 山 or 串.

>>145279262
fuck yeah 山 is my jam, same with 王
i also like the look of 岸 and 裁

>>145279158
一
I like to keep things simple.

>>145279158
電

I always draw the little tail too long when I write it.

>>145279370
pics

>>145279158
In terms of how much fun they are to draw anything with 隹 is pretty great, also quite like shit with 以 and 衣 in because of how the strokes flow

>>145279158
Not really a kanji but 鬥 came up in my radical deck yesterday and strangely comforted me. They call it "fight", and it looks like nothing except two kings drawing up their battle lines

>>145278038
> What's the best way to learn radicals and how to use them to look up kanji?
Don't use radicals, learn the SKIP method. Requires stroke knowledge (also important when you write), but has much fewer matches than radicals, making it easier to search.

> Also is it even better than just grinding a kanji deck?
Geh, I dunno. Do you think it's good to learn how to dismantle a car or just learn how to drive?

>>145279972
buy a book and go to a coffee shop

>>145279972
苦いね、君

>>145279972
I'll go with you next time anon just let me know when.

>>145279972
>tons and tons of people having fun, seeing friends, with their lovers, tons of beautiful girls. me just walking around aimlessly and sitting by myself talking to no one, no one talking to me.

i'll never understand how this is 'having fun' for as long as i live

>>145280338
its not
thats the point

How do you practice writing without the internet or very limited internet?

I want to make sure I keep on top of my grammar since I know I know a lot of Kanji but I constantly worry about my ability to form sentences and correctly use conjugates.

>>145280338
I can see it being fun. Dressing up yourself as if you were going with a bunch of friends. Checking out food stalls and maybe playing a game or two. Chat it up with a few passerbys.

Then again I'm someone who genuinely enjoys being alone.

>>145280374
i mean the normies having their 'fun' bit, i fucked up and didnt mean to quote so much

very few people are worth talking with imo. It's either a me monster ready to unload his or her life story/problems, a timid sap who is afraid to say anything, or a shouter who cant string enough words to say anything

>>145280529
>tfw timid sap
t-thanks man

>>145280529
That's only true when you have no shared interests

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when it comes to learning Kanji by radicals, should I be memorising the reading and meaning of the individual radicals, or just learning the stroke order and to recognise them so kanji look like a compound, rather than a mess of lines?

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Something confusing the hell out of me is how the hell multiple words are ordered when they all modify a single word.
In core I just got a sentence with 「襟の大きいコート」 and that makes absolutely no sense to me how that's "Coat with a big collar", looks more like "Big coat with a collar" to me, since the adjective is directly next to "coat".
Shouldn't it be something like 「大きい襟のコート」, but both look and sound really awkward.
For some reason the former is correct though since I found it in the example sentences of core, and those must be correct.
Can anyone help me clear this up?
Please excuse my stupidity.

>>145279933
>Geh, I dunno. Do you think it's good to learn how to dismantle a car or just learn how to drive?

Depending on you I guess, knowing the parts of a car sure improves your ability to drive it.
The question is though, can't you drive it efficiently enough without knowing?

>>145280697
You could memorize them beforehand, but once you learned ~3 kanji using the same radical that share a reading you'll have it down as well.

>>145280473
get a pen pal? There must be some people out there who still do it, if only out of nostalgia.

>>145280743
Look at this
君と同じ色の髪をした
I coloured my hair the same as yours

の takes the whole clause standing before it and applies it to describe the thing thats after it.

Of course there's always several ways to express things and if you read more it'll come naturally. Just stop trying to compare the English translation back to Japanese.

>>145280697
Might as well memorise the meanings too since a lot of them double up as a kanji in their own right.

>>145280743
thats what we call clauses

>>145280876
Thanks.

>>145280697
Learn stroke order and try to recognise radicals, learning their readings individually is pretty pointless and can be done far later.
Learning Kanji in compounds is far more useful than learning individual radicals.

>>145280743
A big coat with collars.
for: 「大きい襟のコート」
That is: The coat with the big collars

Like anon said above: Don't start trying to think in terms of Japanese to English or English to Japanese

>>145280876
The の usage might be correct, but I don't think it is on that anon's example because it's an adjective.

>>145280743
I might be incorrect, but I think that sentence is wrong. Well, I don't know core but I think I've read people saying it has some incorrect stuff here and there.

襟の大きいコート does look like a "the collar of a big coat".
Adjectives are always applied to it's next word or things would be really fucked up.

あなたの大きいチンコで = With your big penis...

It would be fucking weird if it were backwards:
"The penis of the big you"

>>145281242
the の in your second example is a possesive の and different

「襟の大きい」コート
あなたの「大きいチンコ」

You could substitute the の in the first sentence with が but not in the second one.

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おおきなほくほくのじゃがいもたべたいな

>>145281481
いもうとさん、説明ください
「襟の大きいコート」意味は「大きいコートの襟」や「コートの大きい襟」どちですか？

>>145281242
But your example is saying "with the big penis of yours", not "the big penised (as in possessing) you", like anon's "the big collared coat"

Your sentence has a totally different meaning

>>145281590
I'm not her but it's "a coat with large lapels."

>>145281590
It's neither of these, what the fuck are you doing anon

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>>145281242
>the penis of the big you
あなたのために。

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>>145281590
たまにはやくにたてるとよかったんだけど

えっとね、しょうじきなとこ、ごめんね

にほんごてきに、どっちでもいいかんじなの

やくにたてなくてごめんね

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>>145281481
遠慮なく食べてね

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>>145281882

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もうすぐ人造嫁の研究は果たされる。
あと少しチューニングが必要だ。

>>145281590
I think it would be 襟の大きい (コート) The coat with large lapels like anon said.
I earlier thought it was a large coat with lapels but I didn't really think.

When I think about it, you can refer to the car with big tyres like タイヤの大きい車, like really specifying between cars, "that one with big tyres".

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>>145281590
>>145281917
やくにたってるとうれしいんだけど

もうひとつ大きいがつくと、ふたつは違う意味になるよ

>大きい大きい襟のコート
>大きい襟の大きいコート

>spend hundreds of years inventing thousands of kanji to describe the most obscure nonsense
>after learning english through media in the 21st century realize your language lacks words for so many objects and concepts that you have to incorporate hundreds of alien loanwords over the course of maybe 2 decades

Where did it go so wrong? JUST

>>145282409
>borrow kanji from chinese buddhists that came to visit
>realize their language is incomplete and we need all these loanwords
Fucking chinks

>>145281917
>>145282373
つまり、どっちが正解、文脈に敏感のことですね
ありがとうございます

>>145281654
The only difference, setting aside the particle I left at the end (which could be applied to both sentences), is that one is a pronoun and the other a noun.

>>145281425
>>145281708
>>145282265
So, I'm not really convinced and I'm going to stick the big coat (as the most probable) instead, keeping in mind the other way is also an option depending on the context.

The only time I remember this example working at all times is on interjections such as あいつのバカ！

Is there any place I can talk or find a native to speak/chat with to improve communication?

I tried an anime reddit but that's slow as hell and I can't into futaba (don't want to bother with VPN).

>>145282747
Look at the OP.
Make a Japanese only Skype account and look for people to add.
Plenty of obaasans who want to commit uwaki with you.

>>145282747
Hellotalk, it's only in app form though

>>145282747
Japanese thread on /int/

>>145282096
Do you think they even made her vagina look like a dolls? Because holy fuck my dick would explode into a thousand pieces

>>145283363
the fuck does a dolls vagina look like

Is しないとダメ the same as しないといけない?

>>145283532
Yes

What is the best way to learn casual patterns? Like, I am trying to play Amagami, and I can see that vocab and grammar is not very hard, but since they all talk in ultra casual style half the time I dont recognize grammar. Should i just continue reading, will it "click"?

>>145283938
Watch anime

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>>145247512
>file deleted
Just like these threads, in a few months.

>what that mod said is actually true
I'll fucking miss you guys.

>>145284476
well, we were warned

>>145284476
>what that mod said is actually true
?

>>145282514
It's not "an option" but only option that 大きい in 襟の大きいコート modifies 襟.
襟の(大きい)コート is apparently an odd expression.

>>145284476
This threads probably been here for longer than all the mods, they'd never get rid of it, they have no reason to either, it doesn't make any different to the rest of the board, all the autism is contained

>>145278846
Thanks, I'll update it later.

Maybe you should export your deck and upload it somewhere.

>>145284476
What was the image anyway?

>>145284476
What was it? Fill us in, anon, some of us don't stalk these threads all the time.

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>>145284692

>>145284476
Wait, what the fuck happened? I just noticed the image was deleted. When did a mod say anything about this?

I don't get it, nobody was even complaining about this. The OP only has 2 replies. Just fucking why?

This is why I think the mods suck.
Everyone in these threads seems to have finally been learning to take it easy, and now a mod steps in and basically sets an example for everyone that we should be more anal and autistic about this shit again?

Have people been bitching behind closed doors or something? In email? In IRC? Because I haven't seen people complaining in these threads at all. The mods need to get their heads out of their asses.

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>>145284758
Mods must be upset they can't learn Japanese